| 2/27/23 |  Doing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] |
| 2/26/23 | 
GingerLynn Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 2/25/23 | 
ReelRisque Job Insecurity[STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video] |
| 2/24/23 | 
Shayla Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish] |
| 2/22/23 | 
GingerLynn Go Orgy or Go Home[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video] |
| 2/20/23 |  On this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 2/18/23 | 
DeesClub Post Birthday Dee Lighting[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele] |
| 2/17/23 | 
GingerLynn Caught by Intent[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 2/15/23 | 
247AdultStars Syren Blares for Another Completed Year[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 2/14/23 |  In a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video] |
| 2/13/23 |  One cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video] |
| 2/12/23 |  Apparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to … well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything. [STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video] |
| 2/11/23 | 
247AdultStars Global Love Before a 247 Birthday[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 2/9/23 | 
RisqueNews Courting with Cause[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video] |
| 2/8/23 | 
RisqueNews Forecasting Warmth[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video] |
| 2/7/23 | 
GingerLynn Logical Preferences[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video] |
| 2/6/23 |  As team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video] |
| 2/5/23 | 
GingerLynn Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 2/4/23 |  You may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video] |
| 2/3/23 | 
GingerLynn Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right?[STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video] |
| 2/1/23 | 
Shayla How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds?[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
February 2023 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aimee Addison| Alexandra Silk| Alison Tyler| Alliyah Sky| Anais| Asia Carrera| Beth Bennett| Celeste| Charlie Laine| Cherry Poppens| Crystal Breeze| Dani Jensen| Dee| Devinn Lane| Faith Leon| Goldie| Hannah Shaw| Holly Wellin| Jeanie Marie Sullivan| Jenna Haze| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Julie Strain| Katja Kean| Kayla Paige| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krisz| Kylie Ireland| Lois Ayers| Maddy O'Reilly| Madelyn Marie| Maya Kendrick| Michael Ninn| Nadia Styles| Natalia Robles| Naudia Nyce| Nautica Thorn| Nikita| Olivia Parrish| Rachel James| Raven| Roxanne Rollan| Satine Spark| Shayla LaVeaux| Stacey Donovan| Summer Cummings| Sydnee Steele| Syren Sexton| Victoria Lawson
Year:2023
Month:February
When you make your living having sex with other beautiful people, it makes sense to place personal grooming high on your list of important activities. And being a good Colorado girl — environmentally aware, and dedicated to reducing her carbon footprint while working to provide a better planet for future generations — it only makes sense to conserve precious resources whenever possible. 
We probe deep into the psyche of the contemporary adult film star today — or more accurately they do this themselves, on their own … per ipsum, if you will. Of course by “psyche” we mean something else, of course. Also “probe” may not be the best word choice for what they are doing, so we pretty much mean something else by that too. Fortunately all the insights into the mind of early Michael Ninn happen to be spot on. We do not understand them either, though, come to think of it. So by “spot on” we mean something else too. You’d best see for yourself. She Thinks No One[’]s Watching. [STAR TAGS: Aspen Ora Video, Aidra Foxx Video, Jessie Volt Video, Jennifer White Video, Kari Video, Molly Manson Video, Aiden Ashley Video, Michael Ninn]
Until earlier today this writer never really gave much thought to what an application to have sex with Shayla might require. Of course even without reading D.Minion’s account of Ric in Baltimore, or looking at any of the pictures as a matter of fact, I can tell you with confidence that I will look forward to the next round of hiring with 
Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with 
Some of us are old enough to remember when “1984” seemed like a long time into the future. (Those same people remember a single family telephone mounted on a kitchen wall and sporting like a 50′ cord, but that would be a different story.) The point here being that whenever an author puts a date in a title, civilization will eventually reach that date, at which point many people will spend a bunch of time critiquing the accuracy of the predictions — fictional or not. Now that “could” have been the goal of Space 2077 when they envisioned it, but honestly probably not. They basically make only one extremely safe presumption with the movie. In 2077 people will still be having sex — although they may not be talking much. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video, Mandy Bright Video, Justine Joli Video, Ander Page Video, Haley Paige Video, Diamond Foxxx Video, Kimberly Kane Video]
Team sports can lead to some very close relationships. In theory, working with others towards a common goal instills all sorts of important traits in one which will be useful later in life when pesky things like hips and knees start to have other opinions about what exactly constitutes reasonable behavior for a particular body. Of course on women’s teams all the players are gay — or at the very least bisexual — because … well, basically because narrow-minded men cannot wrap their little heads around a competitive nature being present in anything without a penis unless it involves a decided attraction to those without one. Men are simple little idiots, are they not? On the other hand, it can make for some darned pretty movie scenes, like one with 
Come to find out, some companies do care enough about their story to do more than simply fade to black and roll credits after the last sex scene in the movie finishes. Granted, the fact that both 
All in all it seems like a bad idea to go around pissing off deities, even if they’re really new ones, and may not have that whole “zotting” thing down yet. That said, it turns out to be a really bad idea to irritate Those That Delegate Deities, like our own lovely (and ever-so-forgiving) D.Minion. In fact, our trespass turned out to be so egregious that you may not even notice the 80 pictures or the 10+ minute video of Shayla
Basic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, 
Regardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider 
School has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain]
Considering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent 
We wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our 
If you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all 
Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video]
We all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the 
Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our 
We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a 
When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of 
If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper 
We have not paid nearly enough 
In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves 
You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by 