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July 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/04	Well we’ve finally managed to catch up with the calendar around here, having just decided to postpone future attempts at “automated” web posts. Maybe we’re just too old fashioned around here, so we need to stick with old-fashioned methods. You can read about a whole bunch of new fashion, though, and peek in on Anais and Juli Ashton, at the 2004Night of the Stars event that we attended this week. Watching Juli read scripted dialogue with Seymore Butts was actually a bit surreal, as was watching the winners accepting their awards. When I first started in this business some 14 years ago, the winners (basically company owners and other industry hot-shots) all looked like Charleton Heston. This year, they all looked like Mr. Dreysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. We are getting older … Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
7/28/04	It’s The Last Resort for Kristal Summers, but she seems fine with the whole thing. Pat Myne, her partner in the scene for this movie seemed a whole lot better than “fine” by the looks of him. Some people have all the luck … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
7/26/04	Apparently Dee can Rock that Ass like few others, and so when Sean Michaels had a chance to do an anal scene with her in The Return of Sean Bond he very quickly and gallantly said, “Yes, please.” D.Minion was there and it’s actually safe to say you could consider them both shaken AND stirred … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
7/24/04	We promised Kristal and Devinn that we’d do what we could to continue to promote their upcoming “appearance” at Hedonism III in Jamaica this December. Of course we’ve also promised Juli Ashton that we’d do the same thing for her excursion to Jamaica this October, so it may get confusing along the way. Basically, you should just move in to Hedonism III for the final quarter of 2004, and then you’ll be sure to see everything. Also, if you read this story carefully, you’ll find out some extremely interesting information about Dee … Sorry, you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Bert, D.Minion]
7/21/04	Night Calls was going old-school this time around, as Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon joined Juli and Tiffany on the famous red couch. There was potentially a little too much talk about auto-fellatio, perhaps, but any time you get a chance to see Christy’s breasts, it pretty much makes up for anything. Fortunately, Ron kept his breasts hidden. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion]
7/18/04	Sometimes titles can be incredibly descriptive, as today’s Ninn Worx Weekend will demonstrate. Courtesy of Mr. Ninn we have 100 pictures and a Slide Show from Double Penetration. That seems to pretty much say it all, right? If you consider the show stars Katsumi, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Rayveness, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Ashley Long, Shy Love, Dominica Leone and Jodie Moore, well that certainly says it all. Talented lot, these … [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Rayveness, Shy Love, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Dominca Leone, Ashley Long, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Jodie Moore, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/17/04	As Anais has just begun her second year under contract with Ninn Worx, we thought it might be interesting to go back and dig up D.Minion’s previously unpublished account of Anais’ first day on the job. One of the truly amazing things about this profession has to be watching the rapid, and often breathtaking, transformations that women in this business undergo. Now when you start with all the raw materials that Anais did, even the beginnings were impressive. Clearly she’s way too young to challenge the Queen, but, folks, there’s absolutely a new Princess in town … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/14/04	A couple of days ago Dee very sweetly pointed out that her “Index to KSEX” seemed to be a little bit behind the times. We rather cavalierly suggested that this was perfectly OK, as we were sure that no one really looked at it anyway. For the record, we should note here that “cavalierly” was not precisely the manner in which Dee preferred to receive a response in this situation. Who knew? After assuring her that we did indeed wish to continue to see her naked on a regular basis, we offered to put up D.Minion’s account of Dee’s most recent KSEX adventure — with Kristal, no less — this week. Then we tried to explain that if we put up all the dates for which DM has KSEX stories, but that aren’t posted yet, people would be more easily able to see how far we fall behind sometimes. Dee said, “Uh-Huh.” We updated that page too. Geez, some people have no sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
7/12/04	According to D.Minion sometimes people just want to know, “What up?” We’re not sure what that means exactly, except perhaps that D.Minion has been spending too much time around Dee. On the off chance that we could decipher it correctly, however, we decided to provide a little snippet in time of the current state of not only Dee, but Kristal Summers, Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, D.Minion, and even Harry. Does this mean “What up?” Youth may be wasted on the young, but it’s not all that easy getting older either … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/9/04	Just call us the Sly Sultans of Seque … Come to think of it, you shouldn’t actually call us. We’d probably just send you to voicemail anyway, truth be told. Speaking of truth, we have a bit of that today, although that seems to be a relative term when it comes to history, but at least we’re fulfilling part of D.Minion’s promise to put up her shots from Kristal’s most recent Cam Show. We also have a surprisingly interesting “videography” on LA Erotica, and some honestly rather uninspiring stuff about spaghetti. All in all, maybe you should just look at the pictures … like Brian does … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion]
7/7/04	Night Calls begins its new time slot tonight, and it’s got pretty much everyone around here a bit confused. Don’t think D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, June 16, 2004 will help you understand Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath much better, however. Apparently all was a bit surreal. Well, when you start with purple bagels at the beginning of the day, that’s pretty much to be expected. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]
7/6/04	Well, we’re making the effort at apology here by putting the Slide Show Replay of Kristal’s latest Cam Show really, really quickly. According to D.Minion, if we get up the video replay of the most recent Cam Show with Kristal AND Dee, people might begin to forgive us our human error. We’re going to go with that until we hear differently … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
7/4/04	… [Sigh. This post was supposed to go up this weekend, but it didn’t. We checked to see what happened, and it seems we forgot to push a button, so we can’t even blame the computers on this one. Still, “Human Error” means that actual humans run this site, and that’s a far cry better than many. … Sorry.] The fact that we chose the 4th of July to put up a review of an adult industry convention in America, written by a British citizen just goes to show what fun and clever people we are. It may go on to show some other stuff too, but we generally just choose to ignore those things. Life’s too short to dwell on unpleasantness, we think. So read what you can, survey what you have time for, and then go blow some stuff up! Happy Birthday ALL … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Amore, Rayveness, Nina Hartley, Devinn Lane, Christy Canyon, Lon, Maverick]
7/1/04	Sometimes the XXX business can be an odd place. (We’ll assume that doesn’t come as a big surprise, come to think of it.) So after six years in the business, Dee finally had a chance to do a scene with Sean Michaels, and D.Minion was there to document. We’re pretty sure we don’t even need to say much more than that, actually, so we’ll just let you get to it. As you can tell from the thumbnail here, Dee took to the activity with athletic passion. Too bad Sean couldn’t end up using the scene … Now they’ll have to do it again. Hey, maybe Dee did that on purpose. She’s a sneaky one, that Dee …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Lisa Sparxxx, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03	We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan. Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03	Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]
12/26/03	Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/25/03	If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/03	The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/22/03	Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
12/19/03	We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]
12/17/03	It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]
12/16/03	In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain. That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]
12/14/03	It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
12/13/03	Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/10/03	Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.] See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]
12/6/03	If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/3/03	It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You Get … Take a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
12/1/03	Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03	You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]
8/27/03	On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]
8/23/03	We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]
8/22/03	Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
8/19/03	Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]
8/16/03	We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]
8/15/03	This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
8/12/03	She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/10/03	At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
8/8/03	You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
8/6/03	Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]
8/5/03	Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
8/4/03	You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/2/03	We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

June 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/03	We’re taking a moment to publicly apologize to SteveD today. We’re sorry we ever had the unkind attitude that called your picture taking skills into question. We’re very sorry, in fact, and we’ll never do it again. Today we have the “Mini-Minion” report on Erotica LA, and Mav managed to include 135 photographs to illustrate it. Some were in focus. Some even had people in them. However, ALL of them were horizontal. We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing. So, SteveD, we’re sorry. We’ll never cast aspersions on your photograhic integrity again … probably … we think … possibly. (Hey, it could happen.) Still, all in all, Maverick puts on a jolly good show, limited perspective aside! [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Anais, Dee, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Maverick]
6/27/03	Looking back a week (which sadly remains about the limit of our retrospect at this advanced age) we seem to recall that our supposed friend Maverick interrupted a Ninn Worx Weekend for a __________ Singing Dog. You can insert your own adjective. Since turn about is supposed to be fair play, and, honestly, since he’s not here to defend himself, we’re interrupting Mav’s account of Erotica LA, for (you guessed it) a Ninn Worx Weekend. Oddly enough, the crux of this posting focuses on the males in the XXX business. Maybe we need a vacation … [FEATURED TAGS: August, Michael Ninn]
6/26/03	In a remarkably timely fashion we’ve managed to put up D.Minion’s account of Day One of Erotica LA from just last weekend. We chose to remark upon that, so that we might further remark that under no circumstances should you get used to this kind of efficiency around here. Now we have to go through Mav’s “substitute” accounts from Days Two and Three. We’ve briefly looked at it, and we thought of all sorts of other remarks too. Best just enjoy this one for now … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Dee, Monique Alexander, Anais, Jessica Drake, Nikita Denise, Inari Vachs, Fujiko Kano, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, D.Minion]
6/24/03	You know, as a photographer, SteveD is a great writer, and a hell of a nice guy. On the plus side, however, his model happened to be Kristal Summers on this day, who happens to know a bit about being naked in front of a camera. In one of our more convoluted posts we give you a sobering moment from the next in Dear Readers Speak with Brother John — and a drooling moment with Kristal posing naked for a visiting member (probably NOT the kind you’re thinking of). We haven’t learned much from this besides if you have to be sober and drooling, it’s good to have Kristal to blame for it. This seems to be enough of a lesson for today … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Steve]
6/21/03	You didn’t think we were just going to leave you for an entire weekend with just a singing dog for company, did you? Does that sound like the kind of thing we would do? OK, it does, but this time we didn’t. If true genius lies in the interpretation of communal media, we have yet more evidence of Mr. Ninn’s true genius. He can look at the same thing we all do, but he just sees it in a different way. Case in point, his promotional debut of Anais. When you take a look at it, you’ll see what we mean, and you’ll likely wonder at Michael’s vision. Oh, and in case you were curious, Maverick’s recovering quite nicely from his injuries sustained while walking into stationary vehicles … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
6/20/03	We interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend to tell you that the truly unthinkable has in fact occurred. It was raining in Los Angeles in late June. Guess who’s still in town … Point in fact, and in penance probably, our buddy Maverick’s gone and given us all another gift, though. The inspiration went as follows: We returned home from a convivial mid-day meal with the incomparable Michael Ninn. Fascinating conversation flowed as Michael and Maverick dazzled each other with the depths of their personal philosophies. They talked of Kafka and Camus, of Aristotle and Aerosmith. (It was truly strange.) Then we pulled into the driveway and noticed we had a guest at our home. When we told Mav that this was Kristal Summers’ new car, he caught his breath, blushed, and promptly walked into the vehicle we had just parked. Ah, love … Then he made this for y’all. It could be he hit that truck a little harder than we originally thought. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/18/03	News Flash!! D.Minion has noticed that Night Calls can be a little surreal. We don’t know what first clued her in, but as the thumbnail below shows, we’re thinking she might be onto something. Night Calls, June 4, 2003 certainly fit that bill. We’re thinking we could even surpass Kafka and move right on to Faulkner with this episode. Call it “stream of consciousness” television … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
6/17/03	Maverick’s been a busy little beaver, well, hampster, during his visit here, and he’s now created some really groovy new screen savers for everyone. We have noticed a trend. The new plan around the office is to just threaten manual labor as a diversion, and the bright young chap will come up with all sorts of things to keep him busy and make the site better. The leaders of the Revolutionary War should have known about this trick. It would have been way easier to just threaten to make them dig a pond if they didn’t go home or at least find something useful to do. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais]
6/16/03	The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don’t have to read it, and besides you probably don’t agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled “Somebody’s Daughter” and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Anais, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
6/13/03	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This of course proves conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought we’d open with a really scary pun. You know, that’s just the way we are. In a manner of seeking forgiveness, however, we have yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, with yet another exotic new starlette. Check out Loni, from Innocence: Candy Girl and try to forgive us our tresspasses … [FEATURED TAGS: Loni, Michael Ninn]
6/11/03	Wow. The final entry of the Risqué Mini-Series: Becoming Georgia Adair is a mere pittance. You’ll probably hardly even notice the 125 pictures and three video clips. You’re probably so used to this story that you don’t even want to see Georgia’s scene with Eric Masterson; you don’t even want to bother looking at more pictures of Dee, naked and frolicking. Wait! That’s the office staff … Members will probably think this just a dandy way to spend some time. So enjoy, and blame Maverick for the bad puns; we’ll take credit for the good ones. Have we noticed a theme emerging? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Devon Michaels, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/10/03	Well, Maverick’s in town, and as you guessed we haven’t seen the sun in Los Angeles for two days. To make matters worse, he had the audacity to complain (during his last visit) about the truly wonderful and fun slide show that Craig put together for us. That particular fascinating escapade we finished coding before the sun even set on Day One. Maverick, our good friend, brought us an entire new section of downloadable wallpapers, featuring all of our favorite women. We technically made it a “today” post, but this is another of those that only count in you live on the West Coast or in Hawaii. All of you can enjoy these new toys. As for Mav, when he wakes up, we’re going to kill him. It’ll be sad. We’ll cry … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
6/9/03	Because we’re quite certain that all of our Members are fans of Victorian Literature, we’ve begun a new section for the site called “Dear Readers Speak.” (Actually, we had to call it something, and that seemed quick.) It’s basically just going to be a place where we can post interesting stories about, well, whatever. Every once in awhile we get some fascinating emails in, and now we have a place (given permission) to post them. We open with a little personal history regarding a woman from porn’s past named K.C. Williams. If you need to open, it’s good to open with beauty. Our thanks to “Brother John.” [FEATURED TAGS: K.C. Williams]
6/6/03	After a brief hiatus, necessitated by bludgeoning workload of the most recent Becoming Georgia Adair installment, the Ninn Worx Weekend returns. We wondered what to say about the beautiful, and quite limber, star of Euroglam 2: Budapest. Then we thought it would be easier just to show you the pictures. When in doubt, we usually take the easy way. This explains why we’re in doubt as often as we are, actually, but that’s really beside the point. The point here remains the pretty people making porn. Point taken? [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
6/4/03	If talk about “beaver sounds,” naked cake play, and topless basketball (again) don’t inspire you to read D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, May 21, 2003, then maybe this quote will give you pause: “All went well until Juli tore Tiff’s dick off!” That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the wackiness … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Harley Davis, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]
6/3/03	Julia Ann’s got a very special day coming up soon, and we were looking through the literally volumes of pictures we have of her to put together a gift of sorts. We can’t say too much here, because she could obviously just read it and spoil the surprise, but we can say that we found a wonderful shot from last summer’s “Night of the Stars,” and we realized that y’all hadn’t seen them yet. So today you can. Besides Julia Ann, there might be a few more lovely ladies you recognize. [FEATURED TAGS: Night of The Stars, Georgia Adair, Dee, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Kitten, D.Minion]
6/2/03	After burying you with pictures last time, we’re only subjecting you to nine today. However, we are giving you pithy insight into what really gets D.Minion’s Dander up. Come to think about it, we should try to come up with more merchandise for the catalogue called D.Minion’s Dander: It’s bound to be a big hit. Until then, content yourself to read about fame, fortune, attitude, a long day, Dee, and some guy that picked “Snoop Dogg” as a name. And I thought “Lucky” was silly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Mia Smiles, Ice LaFox, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

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