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December 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/15 Kristal SummersAs the year comes to a close, almost every media or news organization does some sort of “year in review” kind of program, which they follow with a “this year will be different in this way…” sort of thing. In our little part of California they did a survey where 55% of the people’s highest hope would be a new “forever home” for all the rescue animals out there. This seems nice until you read that coming in at #2 were 22% of the folks who most desired shelter for homeless people. … We’re not filled with optimism here, so we’re sticking with a Kristal Summers Naked Camshow. Everyone should see the value in that. Sometimes we worry about society in general. We really do. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
12/27/15 Shayla, Cytherea, Cheyenne

CythereasWetWorld

Shayla Day!

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver]
12/27/15 Samantha Rone

GingerLynn

Lacie James – Katie Summers – Samantha Ryan – Justine Joli – Savana Ginger – Samantha Rone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
12/25/15 Bunch of Jolly PeopleWe should be honest on Christmas, so let’s just admit that not all old elves can be jolly. Some of us need to work over the holidays because web servers seem to be quite disrespectful when it comes to celebration, seemingly waiting until nearly everyone has left for distant festive locations before deciding to invite all the digital gremlins inside and throwing a big kegger. This year, however, all has been quiet thus far — which probably just means that we should not even have mentioned it. … Consequently feel free to look for “Presence” ‘neath the tree. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Silvia Ryder Video]
12/23/15 Kylie Ireland with Ambition

KylieIreland

Adult Toys for a Box

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
12/22/15 Chantelle FoxTechnically this should be a “Commune Carnivale” update for 247AdultStars, but somehow in scheduling Naughty Nurse Chantelle to appear on her birthday we thought the 247 crew might at least mention this fact. Silly us. Those Brits can be odd ducks. … Still, suitably mortified, we assured Dear Maverick that we would not put anything up on his site that would embarrass him in any way. Nope. That would be wrong. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/21/15 Alexis Texas

CythereasWetWorld

A Woman to Blame

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Video]
12/20/15 Anita Blue

GingerLynn

Dayton Rains – Melissa Jacobs – Anita Blue – Adessa Winters – Jenna Jay – Daisy Ducati

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
12/19/15 The Young Grey GooseConsider it the AOL Acquaintance that we would really like to forget. As the holiday metronome begins in earnest its swing between panic and exhaustion, we can all benefit from a little perspective — y’know, or eggnog with Brandy, something like that. We can also look back and realize an important lesson in life: Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. Happy [insert appropriate holiday season here] y’all. [STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, Alex Grey, Juli Ashton, 247AdultStars.com]
12/18/15 Aurora Snow

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Let It Snow| pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Aurora Snow Video]
12/17/15 Norma JeaneTruth be told, we have no idea why most of us believe that one “dog year” equals seven human years. It could be that some science backs up the theory, or it could be simply that if you multiply 12-15 by 7, you get a number that would make a pretty old human. We DO know, however, that “web years” make dog years seem like eons. You go to what the web looked like seven years ago, and your most likely reaction will be EEEK! On the upside, some things transcend time, and we happen to have a lot of them. Of course whenever someone comes up and says, “I’d like to teach the world to sing,” it always makes us hum. For the record, that doesn’t happen very often anymore. [STAR TAGS: Norma Jeane Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell]
12/16/15 Jill Kelly, Shayla, Emmanuelle

Shayla

Just a Little Schoolgirl DP

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn]
12/13/15 Britney Young

GingerLynn

Tara Holiday – Kelly Nichols – Britney Young – Jenna Ivory – Joslyn James – Chanell Heart

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
12/12/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Joe Bob’s Jack Shack (#48)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
12/11/15 Ava Rose, Courtney Cummz, Gabby Quinteros

ReelRisqué

Lez B Antics | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Ava Rose Video, Courtney Cummz Video, Gabby Quinteros Video]
12/9/15 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

Holiday Heatings

[STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/7/15 Chasey LainSometimes people remember dates for a couple of different reasons, and sometimes those two reasons raise conflicting emotions. Most people remember today as a somber reminder of how small the world could be even back in 1941. Some of us might be amazed that most “official” estimates still tally more than 2,000 survivors from those initial attacks. Certainly the world can be a frighteningly small place sometimes. … A much smaller number of us celebrate Chasey Lain’s birthday on this date as well, and in more reflective moments at least, still whisper a quiet thanks that she too has survived another year. True friends are very rare, even in a very crowded planet. We should tell them more often of their importance to us. Rumor has it we will not have that chance forever. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Capri Anderson Video, Mia Lina Video, Michael Ninn]
12/6/15 Alice McMunn - "Malice"

GingerLynn

Gina West – Sheena Rose – Alice McMunn – Randi Wright – Nicki Hunter – Marley Blaze

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
12/4/15 Charlie LaineLet’s consider directing our own adult movie today. True, we do not presently have the juice necessary to promise anyone that we might be of great benefit to them in their goal of becoming an adult movie director, but we have had that power in the past, and one never knows the future (otherwise the Detroit Lions would have no fans at all). Still, even if someone else helps you reach your Dirty Director goals, we can still provide some excellent things to consider as you approach the career. Of course we do tag on to the ReelRisque illustration of Charlie Laine and Karlie Montana too, so maybe that would technically be the excellent thing, and our advice would fall merely to good. That makes sense. We can live with that. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine, Karlie Montana]
12/4/15 Charlie & Karlie

ReelRisqué

Rhyme with a Reason | vid

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video]
12/2/15 Kylie Ireland on Jerry Pike and vice versa

KylieIreland

Good Ol’ Cherry Jerry

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] 
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November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14

You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/28/14

Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]

Shaory Mac & Nina Hartley
11/27/14

Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/21/14

Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/19/14

Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

Linn Thomas and Victoria Zdrok
11/16/14

You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
11/14/14

Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]

professor jessica drake
11/11/14

Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]

Kylie Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon (an actual veteran)
11/7/14

Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]

Stormy
11/4/14

We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/2/14

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
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June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14

Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Chantelle Fox
6/23/14

Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]

Juli Ashton
6/19/14

We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]

Tyla Wynn on Cytherea
6/15/14

One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]

Riley Reid
6/12/14

Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]

Not Shayla. But Also Cute.
6/7/14

Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]

Alexis Texas
6/4/14

Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

On Seeing Kristal Summers
6/1/14

The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

Juli Ashton, May, and Dee
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Alexis Texas to a Tea (Time)

Setting the Moods by Ides de Marzo Here’s a startling revelation: People that make their livings naked can be a moody and temperamental bunch. Men, of course, have only two basic moods — hungry and horny — and you will invariably find them either happy or sad depending upon how long it has been since […]
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