| 1/31/14 |
Probably not very many adult companies have a Dolly Parton quote framed in their entry way, but we do. During an interview one time, Dolly said, “People have no idea how much money it costs to look this cheap.” … And why might this make us think of the adult industry instead of country music? Well, people probably have no idea. … [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Natasha Marley, Jessica Drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Olivia Del Rio, Bailey Blue, Celeste Star, Sunny Lane, Jayden James, Jessica James, Shy Love, Kennedy Leigh, Jessa Rhodes] |
| 1/28/14 |
One of our all-time favorite adult industry quotes came to us from Alex deRenzy who explained, “If they’re looking at my furniture, I ain’t doing my job.” … Sometimes you need to take a step back and think about the bigger picture, a task we approach both directly and subtly today. You may need to pay attention, though, because having Kristal Summers in addition to a lesbian orgy can make your thoughts wander to more immediate considerations. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, Marie Luv Video, Ruby Knox Video, Lana Croft Video, Eva Angelina Video, Sammie Rhodes Video, Sindee Jennings Video, 247AdultStars.com]
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| 1/25/14 |
How do you provide a Gestalt View of a ceremony where they give out serious awards for Best Blow Job — and women cry if they do not win? Well, every year we try to do that, and every year we think, “My, but this seems like an odd thing to do.” … In every walk of life, some things just go with the territory, though. In a porn life, they just tend to be surreal on occasion. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Samantha Saint] |
| 1/22/14 |
We blast back into the membership business today, fresh from yet another fascinating (and regularly unclothed) trip to Las Vegas. OK. So maybe “blast” should be “crawl” if we find striving for complete accuracy to be important, but folks are blasting through the organization of a “boatload” of new assets even as we speak. Interestingly enough, our web site assets often include part of that word literally. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
| 1/12/14 |
Visions of sprinkle donuts dance in some heads at risqué, while entirely different sorts of naked beauty dominate the thoughts of others. Now we wouldn’t want to tell anyone what they “should” enjoy, so we’ll go on record as saying should you prefer to enjoy Jayden Cole in D.Minion’s “Cole-Hearted Thriller” while you eat donuts, well, we will be just fine with that. Assuming we make it back from Vegas again, we’ll see you in a week. We’ll tell you all about it. [STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video]
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| 1/8/14 |
For future reference let us give you a little advice that you probably do not hear every day: If at all possible, you should try really, really hard NOT to be in Pasadena on the day of the college national football championship game — at least if they happen to be playing that game at the Rose Bowl. Trust us: a quarter million drunken tourists are a lot more fun if you just watch them on television. We tend to learn by doing, however, a point to which at least a couple of the new people here can attest. As “BAAB” considers the role of Powerful Women, she does an admirable job of elevating females without being overly “BAAB to the Bone” … . (Sorry, George.) [STAR TAGS: Melissa Monet Video, London Keyes, Elexis Malone] |
| 1/4/14 |
To paraphrase Ron White — a pastime we rather enjoy, as you may already know — “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” Understanding that sentiment, we feel for poor Maverick and Steve who will be absent from all the naked ladies in Vegas this year. We didn’t want them to feel too badly, though, so we put together a “broad selection” (as it were, should you be one of the more politically incorrect out there) in order that they might pass the time while we’re away. We said we feel bad for them, not that we won’t have an excellent time teasing them. [STAR TAGS: Happy New Year!] |
| 1/1/14 |
So what happens when two porn stars take a bath together? … Um … If you cannot answer that question without checking out our “answer” inside, then maybe you should think about joining a different kind of site. We’re not certain, but there are probably excellent ones on like internal combustion engines, or model rockets — something like that. For our part, even though we don’t use “fuel” per se, we have been known to cause a controlled explosion or two. We see no reason to change that course this HAPPY NEW YEAR! [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
Filed Under: Cheyenne Silver
August 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 8/29/13 | As real football games move closer to a reality, D.Minion has us toeing the line on timing her Intimate Encounters 3 BTS Exposé to coincide with Denver preseason games. Not really a football fan herself, though — except for the naps she plans for the third quarter of every game — DM somehow miscounted in developing her strategy. Next week the Meaningful Games begin, so not to give anything away, but you might see the end of DM’s sojourn up a little early on the web, regardless of the date over at the side there.[STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan] |
| 8/26/13 | Apparently over in England they have something called the “Late Summer Holiday” which as near as we can tell just means: We couldn’t think of a good reason to take a day off of work, so we’re taking a holiday today anyway Also as you might expect in the “United” Kingdom, the various countries seem to celebrate this holiday on different days. On the upside, since it doesn’t really mean anything, when you celebrate really doesn’t make much difference. Very efficient, that. Now since Maverick lives in London, we decided to celebrate his non-work today, by showing off some of the work he did over here, over yet another holiday, ironically. Any excuse for a holiday works quite well with any excuse for Cytherea and Cheyenne in a tub we figured. We’re clever like that. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs, Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 8/24/13 | Preseason football continues today (at least for the important team), and — much more importantly to some people — so does D.Minion’s exposé on Adam & Eve’s Intimate Encounters 3, on set with Chris King. You can see beautiful naked women any time (although granted not many of them look like Tasha Reign), so it makes sense that you might want to watch football first, and kitchen sex next, but you can choose for yourself. Some people make weird choices we have learned. Like some people still visit Indianapolis on purpose, even though they got rid of Peyton Manning. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan] |
| 8/22/13 | Some of you might have thought that we only get to vote in important elections in November every couple of years. Well, that turns out not to be true. If taxing your knowledge of adult movies and stars seems too difficult, however, you might feel more comfortable helping Shayla think about her new video requirements … or you can just let Cytherea inspire you to some Recreational Nudity of your own. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Julia Ann Video, Monica Mayhem Video] |
| 8/17/13 | Around these parts, when D.Minion has a decree it’s sort of like hearing she went up on a mountain and talked to this shrubbery that was on fire. She knows “exactly” what we must do, and regardless of any violation of our pyrotechnic sense, we just do it anyway. So when she says we will post Day Two of Intimate Encounters 3 in four parts on the next four days the Broncos play, well, filled with admirable religious fervor we exclaim, “Okey dokey.” … Let Tasha Reign. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan] |
| 8/13/13 | The number “8” being lucky in Chinese culture, combined with the number “13” being unlucky in ours, pretty much meant we had to do something today. Of course seeing as how it happens to be 2013, and the head of this operation goes by the name Lucky, well that just adds to our mystery — although we use the term “operation” loosely here. That said, an adult web site does seem like it should operate pretty loosely, all things considered. [STAR TAGS: Austin Lynn, Hillary Scott Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/12/13 | Without even meaning to, we have completely solved the education problem in America today. Come to find out, all we really need to do boils down to providing much more interesting visual aids in the learning process. Of course as purely altruistic sorts, we have not even considered that vast wealth that should be coming our way just any day now. Somebody should tell somebody. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole, Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 8/9/13 | Most of us have probably never been at work when the woman in our life showed up and said something like, “Gee, honey. You’re working so hard today. Why don’t you lie back and let me give you a blow job while you’re waiting for them to need you again.” Of course most of us never dated Audrey Hollander and worked in adult movies. So there’s that. Somehow D.Minion missed the explanation for that little aside on the set of Nympho 2, but she didn’t miss much else. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Tall Goddess Video, Annette Schwarz Video, Adrianna Nicole Video, Jessica Jammer Video, Stacy Valentine, Audrey Hollander Video, Nikki Nievez, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/8/13 | We have this year rather a larger contingency than usual of the “Oh, God, no! Not another football season!” philosophy. As per usual, however, the leader here does not attend that school and thus as a group we remain “interested” fans of the NFL — certainly not overly interested, though. Certainly not that. Some of us still like Cytherea’s new cam show feeds better, for example, although we tend to be quiet about that little fact. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Anais, Kylie Ireland] |
| 8/4/13 | Clothes may perhaps make the man, but after considering Maverick’s variations on a Cate Harrington theme, we think that clothes don’t really have all that much to do with making the woman. As football season draws near once again, this time we find ourselves quite worried about what may happen to Londoners should an NFL team really be based there. The guys will all be chasing Kinky Cate. They’ll never get any practice done. [STAR TAGS: Summer Brielle, Austin Lynn, Maddison Hardy, Sassy Meli, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 8/1/13 | Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with “A Darn in the Yarn” for Shayla today. Living with porn stars may not be exactly what you might expect — or it might be, presumably for those with a firm tie to the realities of everyday life — but whatever the case, we do things a unique way with risqué, and we freely admit mistakes when they occur. Apologies take way less effort than defense we have learned. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
July 2013 Risque | New Stuff
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 7/29/13 | We move through Feeling Strong to Stone Cold Sexy today, although technically that would be with Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers respectively. The code geeks here tend to move through Skittles and ice cream to beer and tequila, a practice which tends to relegate those other two conditions to mere fantasy. But what’s life without a good fantasy anyway? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video]
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| 7/26/13 | When it’s all said and done, well, you can’t really do anything about it anymore, so it seems pretty silly to worry about it. … Of course since we happen to be talking about the risque commune web sites, technically we could go back and change things, but we’ve always been of the forward-thinking – as compared to dwell on the past – sorts of folks. All in all, it’s a good thing we’re linking to Cytherea today, otherwise all we’d be left with is “What the hell were we thinking?” when we look back on this. See why we never look back? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Video]
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| 7/24/13 | Probably due in no small part to a Big Bang Theory rerun, we decided we should all learn to speak Mandarin. After only about 30 minutes with Rosetta, however, we concluded that Chinese is hard, and so happily decided to forget about it and keep enjoying the little oranges instead. Other cultures do play a greater role this time around, however, as we consider the plight of the British Geek and fully understand how Cheyenne Silver could easily cause eventual Madness. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cheyenne Silver Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
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| 7/20/13 | Katie Morgan loves dogs a lot. And because saner minds prevailed that prevented D.Minion from penning today’s article, this will be the last time you hear about that particular fact about Katie Morgan. We do get into some rather more interesting bits of Ms. Morgan, although truthfully not nearly as interesting as the ones Scott Nails gets into in the “media” accompanying our fascinating prose. Some people say those visual aids constitute by far the most interesting part of the post, as a matter of fact. We can’t see how that could be true. [STAR TAGS: Katie Morgan Video]
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| 7/16/13 | What better way to beat the summer heat than to sit around and read wonderfully clever novels by Christopher Moore, you may ask? OK, so you may not have ever asked that, but since we have no authors at risqué with near the talent demonstrated by “real” writers, we really cannot do much better than refer folks to wildly entertaining works of literature penned by others (very likely without the use of a single pen these days). On the other hand, we can illustrate with Shayla LaVeaux masturbating. Let’s see Mr. Moore try and top that with his “heinous fuckery” run rampant. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
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| 7/12/13 | We read recently that they used to canonize saints in the lesser civilized countries by shooting them out of actual canons. Granted, we read that in a Christopher Moore book, and we maybe should not list history among his marvelous strengths, truth be told. He did begin his literary journey with the sad story of a vampire that could not get her car out of impound because they were only open during the day time, after all. While no one here possesses anything close to the writing skills of Mr. Moore, though, we do now have our own Dedicated Deity at a Risqué Business. All things considered, that sounds even better than a whopping book advance. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
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| 7/9/13 | A lot of adult web sites probably do not make adequate use of The Battle Hymn of the Republic when the opportunity presents itself. We, however, can reign irreverent on a spectacular scale, for whatever that’s worth. True, Katie Morgan lounging poolside might be decidedly more typical fare for sites such as ours, but, seriously, how many of us ever tried to do “fair” in something. If you have to miss the mark (or in this case Scott), at least fail spectacularly. … Besides, maybe we win. It’s probably all going to come down to the Russian judge. It always seems to. [STAR TAGS: Katie Morgan]
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| 7/6/13 | You probably do not need to actually have moved a moderately-sized computer office in order to know that doing so really sucks. OK, so all moving really sucks, but moving a whole bunch of computers and peripherals really, really sucks. We were not all that surprised at the eight boxes D.Minion labeled “Random Cables,” but the ELEVEN BOXES that carried the identifier of “Last Minute” astounded even those of us that have known her for over a decade. Fortunately Shayla teases eno and Maverick enough today that we forgot all about the DM quirks … until we went to unpack the boxes, of course. Fortunately, you get the Shayla part without the unpacking part. It’s good to be a member. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
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| 7/4/13 | What can you do with an entry entitled “Patriotic Pudenda” after all? … Well, you might just decided that you should be able to work in an examination (as it were) of the subject matter — even with all the busy bar-b-que and beer you need to take care of. You could peruse the points of interest before the local fireworks show tonight, or you could wait until after the display and enjoy at your leisure. We do not need any photos of that leisure part, however; we get the picture. [STAR TAGS: Debi Diamond Video]
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| 7/1/13 | It seems mean to welcome in a nationwide heat wave with images and other visual depictions that could result in making the audience even hotter. Of course, given the nature of this site, that is sort of what we do, so maybe we should all just enjoy Chasey Lain, wonder yet again at Maverick, and blame the weather on Willard Scott. Heck, that’s been working for a long, long time. Of course calling this entry “Lain and Able” means we’ll have to blame someone else for the author. That’s what his parents have been doing for years, though, so no need to worry. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain Video, Brittany O’Connell Video]
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March 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 3/31/13 | Kylie’s contribution on this Easter Sunday was to point out that England does not have a kidney bank, but they do have a Liverpool. … We’re not sure what that has to do with Salvation, but then Natalia Forrest loving her boobs and Cytherea shaving seem equally confusing on that topic. Risqué has a revamped “Angel’s Fall from Grace,” though, which at least sounds on topic. It turns out that it’s another Life of a Potential Porn Star story, but, hey, we got the title right. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Taylor] |
| 3/26/13 | A Tale of Woe turns to Tales of Whoa! as Steve points out in his review of the AVN Awards Show this past January. Now you may think that we should have probably posted this sooner than nearly three months after the event, but honestly it took most of us that long to recover from the surprise of how good of a job AVN did this year. Of course if you set the bar low enough, eventually you’ll leap right over it. At least next year we may not have to force people to attend so they can write about it for the site. … Uh-oh. Expectations have risen. That’s never good. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver] |
| 3/21/13 | On the first full day of spring, what could be better than enjoying Justine Joli and Jassie cavorting with rapture in front of a roaring fire? … OK. So technically the fire doesn’t really “roar,” per se. And “cavorting” may not be exactly right either, as that implies a bit of aimlessness that really does not appear here. Also, let’s face it, you’d probably be fine with Jassie and Justine in your living room no matter what season it happened to be. … Still, we do have “rapture” present — lots and lots of rapture. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jassie Video] |
| 3/17/13 | A traditional Irish blessing begins, “May the road rise to meet you … ” which turns out to be pretty ironic, seeing as how that’s exactly what happens if you drink too much green beer today. There’s a lot of mysticism in that Irish culture. In ours, however, we tend to be rather less metaphysical, concentrating instead on things like naked breasts in our annual Erins Go Braless (3) event. The women of the Risqué Commune have been accusing us of being remiss in mentioning the continuing updates to their individual sites, though, so we have a bunch of wildly helpful links for your membership enjoyment today. OK. So they might be simply normally helpful links, but at least we have included them. We so hate being remiss. It’s bad enough missing the first time. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Audio, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ] |
| 3/13/13 | A clever group might have put together a dazzling array of three-ways today, considering all the threes in the date. Of course Kristal Summers having “first-time” sex with her boyfriend on camera sort of distracted us today. Sigh. As the writer Francois de La Rochefoucauld taught us, however, “The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.” … As it turns out, on this day of impending Pope-dom, there used to be a famous cardinal named Francois de La Rochefoucauld too, we learned. Gee. If Kristal had only met the two of them we could have had that 3-way. Of course she’d be like 400 years old now, and that seems to stretch even the most liberal definition of MILF. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise] |
| 3/10/13 | Wouldn’t you know that we’re doing one of those, “Oh, wow. This is interesting, so we should just drop it into the middle of things, schedule be damned!” sorts of operations again? … Well, one of the geeks working on the free side remodel found an “orphaned” story, and rather than go all the way back to files from December of 2001, we decided rather to simply bring the story up to date today. Just when you had to deal with losing an hour’s sleep and trying to figure out how you can parlay that time trick into an entire week off work? … Well, if you do figure out how to do that, you have a lot of time to think about Being with Juli Ashton. If not, you may have to hurry. … To be employed, or not to be employed? That could be the question. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tina Tyler, Dee, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel] |
| 3/8/13 | In the final analysis, none of us will really have to worry much about the calculation, seeing as how we’ll be dead and all. Those left behind will have to deal with all the annoying realities (and math), however, and so we offer up a bit of hope and happiness today amidst a retrospective view of Our Tragic Heroine. She lives, by the way, and we also have puppy pictures too. You probably won’t even remember to be all existential and such. Group sex has a way of being distracting. [STAR TAGS: Jill Kelly Video] |
| 3/5/13 | Did you know that the female housefly normally only mates once, since she has an ability to store sperm for when she needs it to fertilize more eggs later? Obviously a housefly would make a pretty lousy porn star, because they would have to retire after just one scene. Also, they’re not that pretty — unless, perhaps, you happen to be another fly. If you happened to be a fly on the wall, however, during D.Minion’s most recent week in Vegas, you might have seen all kinds of porn stars that did not suffer from that whole “one mating” tendency. We considered this an excellent thing, even though it took DM a bit of time to get it all written down. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/1/13 | Reports out of the Vatican reveal that while the 145 critical individuals have all arrived from across the world, they have not as yet elected a new supreme leader for the Catholic faith. It seems that for a few days at least, they will all be too pooped to Pope. … Should their exhaustion reach critical levels, the cardinals could consider allowing Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers to serve as “Maids to Order” so that our comely lasses might handle the day to day clutter which inevitably accumulates when smart people sit around and think. At least that’s our excuse around here, and we plan on letting Shayla and Kristal help as much as they want. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |




























