| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
Some of us may remember learning that “the ink is black; the page is white; together we learn to read and write.” … Of course that song came out a long time ago before they really had digital pages and all sorts of colors for both paper and pen right at our fingertips. Indeed considering contrast and luminance will fall right into line as we consider yet another real estate agent 
Somebody around here went on a Tenaya Tear (rhyming with “hair” and not “year” of course). Consequently, because of the way we weave stories across sites — not to mention months (Hey, in fairness keeping track of mostly naked women can take a lot of time.) — we sort of ended up reintroducing her to the old folks and probably introducing her to the newer ones with 
We probably quote Oscar Wilde a bit more often than most adult sites out there we would presume. Of course we never read any other adult sites, honestly, if for no other reason than very, very few of them have words at all beyond vapid scene descriptions presumably designed to entice the equally vapid. Who knows? Actually, who cares? … We do care that Oscar Wilde once said, “Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality,” which matters at this moment because today we embark upon our 
We have finished up the remastering of all the fun Ginger interviews with the amazingly diverse group of Ginger Lynn Auctions stars as of today, so we wanted to make special note. Of course as a general rule we always try to make special note of anything relating to 
As the season starts to turn to nostalgia, and family, and tradition, we have decided to begin ourselves today. The big box stores have been selling Christmas paraphernalia for over a month, so what the heck. Oddly, someone thought it a good idea to get Halloween candy early too, and then made the dubious decision to store it on the counter in the kitchen area. Silly person. We’re going to need more Halloween candy now. … We figure it will take the rest of these Reese’s cups just to relive what was such 
It turns out that today happens to be “Alaska Day” which apparently celebrates the date back in 1867 when Russia formally turned over the territory to the United States. While Russia would not likely give us anything today, even for $7.2 million (nearly $150 million today, so basically the amount Congress doles out when they just don’t want to be bothered), we do love celebrating just the beauty of nature things. Consequently, we revisit 
You kind of have to wonder how long one might be sitting around their musical instrument construction shop before thinking, “Gosh. I wonder what we could come up with if we screwed a big green dildo to an electric guitar.” … Seriously, in this business you might be amazed at the bizarre conversations in which you might find yourself involved. Whatever aptitude tests you may have taken in your life, we will guarantee you never had this industry come up as the guidance provided. To add some perspective, the guitar is only sort of the sidelight to this 
Honestly it seems a bit on the nose for us to include in “Risqué TOC” a movie about how 
We almost got the title right yesterday, as you might have noticed, but today we get it correct with a reference to the Neal Diamond classic that he almost certainly never expected. (Although he did sing about a chair that couldn’t hear, so who knows?). That said, in wrapping up I’m Dreaming of Genie we have also highlighted a spin that Sidney Sheldon never anticipated either. We would advise both of them to spend some time with Daisy Marie, though, and we feel certain that any misgiving they might have will resolve themselves. Or at least they will forget about them during that time. Daisy has that effect on people. We rather enjoy that about her. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video, Jessica Lynn Video]
We all wonder about our destiny. OK, the state of that wondering probably depends a lot on one’s age. Young people dream of what they will accomplish while older folks most often think something along the lines of, “Good grief. How exactly did I end up here in my life?” Then, of course, very young people feel immortal, so they do not worry about destiny at all for the most part. Today, you get to 
Having a birthday near Christmas can really suck, since everybody tends to be celebrating for everybody, and your special day sort of gets swallowed up in the process. We decided to throw Shayla a “Birthday in July” party this year, because she happens to fall in that unfortunate window. (Full disclosure: None of us who knows Shayla cares one whit about when she was born. We simply rejoice that she was born.) … Things got a tad wonky with this new effort, though, which explains the four-day delay in the roll out, a fact you’ll hopefully forget about completely as we explain the characteristically keen title, 
Not all classic television programming lends itself equally to parody in the adult entertainment space. You have three smoking hot female leads, and most of the work has already been done for you with the various fantasies of those in your production team. You get just one female lead of innocent (yet smoldering) sexuality as a character, though, surrounded by a bunch of dweeby dudes, and it’s going to take some creativity. We begin consideration of that second theme today, to basically let the 
We have heard of all sorts of scholarship opportunities available to people that sort of fall into the hell of middle ground between “parents make too much money to qualify for financial aid” and “parents do not make nearly enough money to afford this crazy-ass tuition.” … We cannot say this 
In theory we intended today as sort of a “Remember Our Buddy Mav” sort of celebration, as a recent Skype conversation led us on a quest to find the 
You just never know what might come up (as it were) in a typical conversation around the Risqué offices. Granted, about 90% of the topics would not be ideal for debate at a local Denny’s during a morning rush, but work debates tend to center around work topics, and, let’s face it, we have a fairly bizarre industry in which we work. You might be talking about some traditionally very intimate things with someone you just met a couple of days ago. So when 
Although a Risqué Business talent management started officially in early 1990, the whole “web thing” did not begin until about three years after the done on a whim domain registration in 1995. And although you can trace back in these pages to September of 1999 — y’know, if you really have a lot of time — there was in fact a sort of web site launched in July of 1998. Of course that makes this month our Risqué Silver Anniversary, and golly do we have a fine way to celebrate silver. As a gift to everyone, that first iteration of the risqué web site has fortunately been lost, so no one has to look at it. We’ve seen it, and that’ll give you one of those full body shivers. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Vicca Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
One has always needed to be a bit careful when throwing terms around like Girly Thoughts — presumably as compared to Boyly ones, we suppose. Aside from the blatant sexism in the concept, it does make it seem like you actually believe that some “thoughts” my be limited to certain sexes. Honestly, beyond “wow am I glad I can pee standing up,” we’re not seeing a lot of outlier thoughts in the All Humans category. Of course at least this author grew up in a time when there were only two genders and you had to just stick with what you got, much like your family. Logic would indicate, then, that this exists as an even more stupid title now. That does not keep it from being darned entertaining, however. [STAR TAGS: Courtney Simpson Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Megan Jones Video, Brianna Beach Video, Keanni Lei Video, Memphis Monroe Video, Amber Peach Video]
Context makes a good deal of difference in life. For example, should you have very few calendar years under your belt, you might be a little squirt. Should you be rather uncouth and lacking in proper education, you might in fact take a little squirt. In our world, however, the term has a more controversial meaning. As we discuss something called Squirt Girl, therefore, please do not read in any judgement. We tend to avoid the whole “science says YES or science says NO” debates, because honestly we just consider the whole concept to be loads of fun. Should you ever have an opportunity to be in a “squirting” relationship — of any sort really, but it does need to involve nudity and orgasms — you will likely know exactly what we mean. You will also know where to buy rubber sheets, but that would be beside the point today. 
So this remastered post of Shayla being the very best passenger in a car ever was supposed to go up on her birthday, but … y’know, Life Happened. Consequently, we decided to run 
You know the old joke where a guy keeps praying to God over and over to let him win the Lottery? If not, at the end of this (generally very long) joke, a deep and resonating voice sounds from the heavens in exasperation saying, “Meet me halfway. Buy a ticket.” … Egomania aside, we really did try to help another part of the Risqué Commune today, but we just did not manage to bring it home. We hope that 
You just have to do something special for a day that translates (in the U.S.) as two, twenty-two, twenty-two. If you did not, well, not only might that cause some butterfly effect impending doom sort of thing down the road, but more deep and metaphysical reasons exist as well. You see, back in days when there were only four tv channels, one of them used to carry a show named Room 222. This show starred a cute little thing named Karen Valentine, who must have been special because some of us remember her in that role 50+ years later. In terms of more locally special things, we managed to complete our 
Even some scenarios from just a few years ago can appear wildly inappropriate. A cursory view might consider them sexist, but that would not be quite accurate, as the scenes would be uncomfortable even if one switches the sex of the “boss” here. Perhaps the time has come for even the gonzo companies to question their (occasionally too easy) setups. We cannot speak for them, of course. We can 
Almost everyone has one profile better than the other, at least by a little. When you happen to be a specific crusader, though, you will run into a particular villain who has a very definite good side … well of his face. He’s a villain, so he really only has a bad side morally. In this case he makes up for his unfortunate burns with 
Sometimes when you have been friends with someone for over 20 years you can forget how it was that you actually met. For those of you that do not know of him, Maverick was a fine chap that ran 247AdultStars for the 14+ years it was in operation. We’re actually about to start the (massive, yet again) project of remastering all those European beauties for everyone, but it got us thinking about Mav — now a successful photographer and 
As the (surprisingly massive) efforts to revamp some of our main sets at the office continues, we refuse to completely ignore our remastering efforts. … OK. So also at some point we need to rest surprisingly old muscles too, but that does not make our decision less valuable. … Toward that aim we offer a weekend for you full of a 
