| 4/30/24 | 
ReelRisque See More, Feed Me | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole] |
| 4/29/24 |  Have you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video] |
| 4/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts] |
| 4/27/24 |  We make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] |
| 4/25/24 |  If we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/24 | 
ReelRisque Chase Your Dreams | pics[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson] |
| 4/22/24 |  One has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video] |
| 4/21/24 | 
247AdultStars Couch Your Pleasure[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/20/24 |  One thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video] |
| 4/19/24 |  True Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet] |
| 4/16/24 | 
247AdultStars Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/14/24 | 
ReelRisque White on Wry | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
| 4/12/24 |  People say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video] |
| 4/11/24 | 
RisqueNews A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver] |
| 4/10/24 |  Well, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
| 4/8/24 |  Some people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video] |
| 4/7/24 | 
GingerLynn Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
| 4/6/24 |  On the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video] |
| 4/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/4/24 | 
Shayla AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
| 4/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows] |
| 4/2/24 | 
247AdultStars Memorialize the Mammaries |
| 4/1/24 | 
Cythereas Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
April 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aiden Starr| Alektra Blue| Alexa Nicole| Alexis Love| Amanda Tate| Amy Reid| Angie Savage| Annie Cruz| Brooklyn Chase| Candy Manson| Cate Harrington| Catie Parker| Chantelle Fox| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Daisy Rock| Dee| Devinn Lane| Felicia Fox| Francesca Le'| Holly D| Holly Hearts| Ichigo| Jennifer White| Jessica Drake| Jezebelle Bond| Jillian Janson| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Keri Windsor| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Krysty Myst| Lana Croft| Lexi Belle| Lexxi Tyler| Lindsey Meadows| Max Mikita| Maya Divine| Melissa Monet| Nichole Heiress| Nicole Sheridan| Phoenix Ray| Rayveness| Roxanne Hall| Shawna Lenee| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Tate| Veronique Vega| Wendy Divine| Wendy Taylor
Year:2024
Month:April
A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s 
So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to 
“Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with 
Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that 
What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the 
Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with 
Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the 
Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the 
If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we 
We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that
Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at 
Some of us may remember learning that “the ink is black; the page is white; together we learn to read and write.” … Of course that song came out a long time ago before they really had digital pages and all sorts of colors for both paper and pen right at our fingertips. Indeed considering contrast and luminance will fall right into line as we consider yet another real estate agent 
Somebody around here went on a Tenaya Tear (rhyming with “hair” and not “year” of course). Consequently, because of the way we weave stories across sites — not to mention months (Hey, in fairness keeping track of mostly naked women can take a lot of time.) — we sort of ended up reintroducing her to the old folks and probably introducing her to the newer ones with 
We probably quote Oscar Wilde a bit more often than most adult sites out there we would presume. Of course we never read any other adult sites, honestly, if for no other reason than very, very few of them have words at all beyond vapid scene descriptions presumably designed to entice the equally vapid. Who knows? Actually, who cares? … We do care that Oscar Wilde once said, “Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality,” which matters at this moment because today we embark upon our 
We have finished up the remastering of all the fun Ginger interviews with the amazingly diverse group of Ginger Lynn Auctions stars as of today, so we wanted to make special note. Of course as a general rule we always try to make special note of anything relating to 
As the season starts to turn to nostalgia, and family, and tradition, we have decided to begin ourselves today. The big box stores have been selling Christmas paraphernalia for over a month, so what the heck. Oddly, someone thought it a good idea to get Halloween candy early too, and then made the dubious decision to store it on the counter in the kitchen area. Silly person. We’re going to need more Halloween candy now. … We figure it will take the rest of these Reese’s cups just to relive what was such 
It turns out that today happens to be “Alaska Day” which apparently celebrates the date back in 1867 when Russia formally turned over the territory to the United States. While Russia would not likely give us anything today, even for $7.2 million (nearly $150 million today, so basically the amount Congress doles out when they just don’t want to be bothered), we do love celebrating just the beauty of nature things. Consequently, we revisit 
You kind of have to wonder how long one might be sitting around their musical instrument construction shop before thinking, “Gosh. I wonder what we could come up with if we screwed a big green dildo to an electric guitar.” … Seriously, in this business you might be amazed at the bizarre conversations in which you might find yourself involved. Whatever aptitude tests you may have taken in your life, we will guarantee you never had this industry come up as the guidance provided. To add some perspective, the guitar is only sort of the sidelight to this 
Honestly it seems a bit on the nose for us to include in “Risqué TOC” a movie about how 
We almost got the title right yesterday, as you might have noticed, but today we get it correct with a reference to the Neal Diamond classic that he almost certainly never expected. (Although he did sing about a chair that couldn’t hear, so who knows?). That said, in wrapping up I’m Dreaming of Genie we have also highlighted a spin that Sidney Sheldon never anticipated either. We would advise both of them to spend some time with Daisy Marie, though, and we feel certain that any misgiving they might have will resolve themselves. Or at least they will forget about them during that time. Daisy has that effect on people. We rather enjoy that about her. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video, Jessica Lynn Video]
We all wonder about our destiny. OK, the state of that wondering probably depends a lot on one’s age. Young people dream of what they will accomplish while older folks most often think something along the lines of, “Good grief. How exactly did I end up here in my life?” Then, of course, very young people feel immortal, so they do not worry about destiny at all for the most part. Today, you get to 
Having a birthday near Christmas can really suck, since everybody tends to be celebrating for everybody, and your special day sort of gets swallowed up in the process. We decided to throw Shayla a “Birthday in July” party this year, because she happens to fall in that unfortunate window. (Full disclosure: None of us who knows Shayla cares one whit about when she was born. We simply rejoice that she was born.) … Things got a tad wonky with this new effort, though, which explains the four-day delay in the roll out, a fact you’ll hopefully forget about completely as we explain the characteristically keen title, 
Not all classic television programming lends itself equally to parody in the adult entertainment space. You have three smoking hot female leads, and most of the work has already been done for you with the various fantasies of those in your production team. You get just one female lead of innocent (yet smoldering) sexuality as a character, though, surrounded by a bunch of dweeby dudes, and it’s going to take some creativity. We begin consideration of that second theme today, to basically let the 
We have heard of all sorts of scholarship opportunities available to people that sort of fall into the hell of middle ground between “parents make too much money to qualify for financial aid” and “parents do not make nearly enough money to afford this crazy-ass tuition.” … We cannot say this 
In theory we intended today as sort of a “Remember Our Buddy Mav” sort of celebration, as a recent Skype conversation led us on a quest to find the 
You just never know what might come up (as it were) in a typical conversation around the Risqué offices. Granted, about 90% of the topics would not be ideal for debate at a local Denny’s during a morning rush, but work debates tend to center around work topics, and, let’s face it, we have a fairly bizarre industry in which we work. You might be talking about some traditionally very intimate things with someone you just met a couple of days ago. So when 
Although a Risqué Business talent management started officially in early 1990, the whole “web thing” did not begin until about three years after the done on a whim domain registration in 1995. And although you can trace back in these pages to September of 1999 — y’know, if you really have a lot of time — there was in fact a sort of web site launched in July of 1998. Of course that makes this month our Risqué Silver Anniversary, and golly do we have a fine way to celebrate silver. As a gift to everyone, that first iteration of the risqué web site has fortunately been lost, so no one has to look at it. We’ve seen it, and that’ll give you one of those full body shivers. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Vicca Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
One has always needed to be a bit careful when throwing terms around like Girly Thoughts — presumably as compared to Boyly ones, we suppose. Aside from the blatant sexism in the concept, it does make it seem like you actually believe that some “thoughts” my be limited to certain sexes. Honestly, beyond “wow am I glad I can pee standing up,” we’re not seeing a lot of outlier thoughts in the All Humans category. Of course at least this author grew up in a time when there were only two genders and you had to just stick with what you got, much like your family. Logic would indicate, then, that this exists as an even more stupid title now. That does not keep it from being darned entertaining, however. [STAR TAGS: Courtney Simpson Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Megan Jones Video, Brianna Beach Video, Keanni Lei Video, Memphis Monroe Video, Amber Peach Video]
Context makes a good deal of difference in life. For example, should you have very few calendar years under your belt, you might be a little squirt. Should you be rather uncouth and lacking in proper education, you might in fact take a little squirt. In our world, however, the term has a more controversial meaning. As we discuss something called Squirt Girl, therefore, please do not read in any judgement. We tend to avoid the whole “science says YES or science says NO” debates, because honestly we just consider the whole concept to be loads of fun. Should you ever have an opportunity to be in a “squirting” relationship — of any sort really, but it does need to involve nudity and orgasms — you will likely know exactly what we mean. You will also know where to buy rubber sheets, but that would be beside the point today. 