Filed Under: Kristal Summers

February 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/06

Do you know how you know you’re in Los Angeles? I was sitting outside a little sandwich shop yesterday and a guy walked down the street in one of those t-shirts that have obviously been washed about 500 times – you know the “favorite shirt” kind of washing? The shirt said, “If we are what we eat, then I’m going to be you in the morning.” THAT’S how you know you’re in Los Angeles. Now you might want to decide if you’d rather spend a few days in LA, or (finally) peruse D.Minon’s account of the 2006 AEE. They should both take about the same amount of time, we’re betting, but the DM insights will still be cheaper, so they have that going for them. If you’re brave, keep reading, consequently … click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Jessica Drake, Kylie Ireland, Audrey Hollander, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

DM's Fault.    DM's Fault.    Not DM.

In case you’re not a member and are reading this on the free side you may still be curious (at least if you’ve been following along for a few weeks). In its final form, this one “post” weighs in at 38 pages comprising 4,500 some odd (and some a lot odd) words, 15 video clips, 400+ pictures, and uncounted amounts of weirdness. Do not be afraid if you’re thinking of joining, however: We usually keep a better reign on our faithful Minon. If you are a member, call your travel agent. Erotica LA is June 22-24 … and we’re forming the barest thread of an idea for an event there. At the very least we’re going to need more people to help distract DM. Kristal and Dee can’t do everything.

2/21/06

We’ve got a Big Time Stall going on around here today, but that doesn’t matter as much because we’ve also got the luscious Sarah Blake to help us fill our time. We’ve often said that we lead a very strange life, but it may be that strangeness has no bounds around us. A graduating high school senior (Yes, he’s 18, D.Minon.) casually asked me at lunch if I knew anything about Porn Stars. It seems his final paper has to do with “Women Enslaved by Pornography.” And the only thing this kid knows about me is that I’m friends with his dad. I expect I’d better ask Dad how much I can tell the young inquiring mind. As it turns out, I probably do know something about this subject. The rest of you should probably just enjoy Sarah. She’s really a lot more interesting, but we will let you know how it all comes out … so to speak. [FEATURED TAGS: Sarah Blake, Michael Ninn]

Sarah Blake
2/19/06

Kaylan Nicole is “Certifiably Anal” … and that’s a dandy way to start a discussion, isn’t it? Well fortunately today there are a lot more interesting things to concentrate on than “discussion” as you’ll see. There’s Kaylan, of course, and then there’s Jewel, Peter North, and a mystery guest. Sound interesting? Well we can feel confident as we tell you that “sounds” are only part of the attraction with this entry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Exclusive Video]

Kaylan's take on the “American Beauty” pose.
2/17/06

It’s quite possible that we have a Secret Agent as a member. At least that’s the latest philosophy around here, as we all went through Mr. Moto’s Photos from the AEE. After looking at over 1,000 pictures, not to mention actually attending the event, you’d think we wouldn’t be surprised by the people that our good friend managed to photograph. So we figure he just has some special powers, but at least he only uses them for good, and he does share with us after all, so that’s OK. Besides, you never know when you might be in need of a SuperHero. You really don’t.  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rita Faltoyano, Sunny Lane, Mr. Moto]

A dazzling Moto Photo of Tory Lane.
2/11/06

Yeah, we know we’re putting up a story today with a date on it from a couple of days ago, but we’ve got so many different stories, and pictures, and clips and so forth in the queue that we didn’t want to hit everybody with too many things right in a row. Besides, this has Dee, and Holly Hollywood, and Mia Smiles, and a Big Star that we’d rather forget, honestly. And that doesn’t happen every day. There really is a method to this madness, and just as soon as we find it, we’re going to put it to good use. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Mia Smiles, Holly Hollywood, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Holly, Dee, Mia
2/7/06

Georgia Adair has come up recently on the Message Board, and naturally that got us thinking about her. Then in the midst of a feared Temporary Restraining Order we decided to do more than just think about Georgia; we decided to show her off. So we did. We enjoy easy things sometimes. We mean the showing off, not Georgia personally, of course. Also you can get a little bit of insight into what’s coming up (and you can understand this little picture) if you pay attention today. [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Maverick's weather report.
2/3/06

We figure we lost Maverick, Doug, and a few others with the thumbnail, but for those of you that didn’t pass out just from a little picture of Kristal Summers in a bubble bath we should explain that we have many pictures, some rather more revealing, of Kristal in this bath today. We call it Beauty and Bubbles make the Babe. We also have Lon’s account of the Adult Entertainment Expo, all 3,407 words of it actually. Oddly this account seems to include complete details on every meal Lon ate in our presence. Hey, we just post ’em as we get ’em, y’all. In case you were concerned, we also have more of Lon’s … um … interesting photographic efforts. Someone needs to let him know that nobody really uses Polaroid cameras anymore … Maybe Lon’s just a very retro kind of guy. Speaking of that, wait until you see Juli Ashton and Kylie Ireland in 1995. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Justine Joli, Sunset Thomas, Cytherea, Lon]

Kristal Clean
2/1/06

We’ve said it before, but we really do lead very strange lives around here. And apparently the condition can be catching as we’ll learn today. Once a distant Kristal Summers fan, then a shy Members’ Party attendee, and eventually a regular visitor to the Risqué homefront, our friend Maverick has taken a professional turn that’s really hard to explain. Now it’s not so much that the industry has a new webmaster among its members as it is that Maverick is that new persona. We know Maverick, and Maverick does NOT shoot POV videos with professional adult entertainers. Something is very, very wrong in the universe. We’re calling this “Fayed to Maverick” but that’s only for as long as it takes us to find that “Turn Back Time” Machine. Just when you thought you’d seen everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Mav's Dream Date
Cherry, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

January 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/29/06

Call it a hunch, but we’re thinking we’ve got the first of a few of the “Seen on the AEE 2006 Scene” reports here. We’re trying to start everyone off easy by not subjecting you to the feared mass of a typical D.Minion elucidation on the annual event in Las Vegas, so we figured we’d start with lil’ ol’ SteveD – a man of few words and many pictures – a man, in other words, close to the hearts of many members. So if you’re looking for Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Christy Canyon, Julia Ann, or anyone else that might hang out at a porn convention, well, so was Steve. And all of the women seemed very happy to pose for Steve. He must be a very kind man. In a past life, maybe SteveD was Ghandi. Hey, it’s possible … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Christy Canyon, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Alana Evans, Steve]

Porn Pose 101
1/28/06

All in all, waking up every morning to the sounds and smells of the Pacific Ocean beats the heck out of waking up to the sounds and smells of millions of automobiles. Still, if you have to hang out in Los Angeles it doesn’t hurt to hang out with Miko Tan and Eva Angelina, particularly when you can make fun of the folks from the city. Out here, let’s just say we had a Fabulous time. Inside, of course, you’ll see (and read if you’re so inclined) much more … um … detail. It’s all about “d” tail around here, y’all. Speaking of tales, just when you think you’ve heard everything in this business, you realize you’re wrong. Now I’ve been in the XXX industry for 15 years now, and even I get suprised. While on this Ninn Shoot, one of the male performers looked over to the monitors and said, “She’s too tight.” Understandably confused, the young Director looked at me and asked what to do. Naturally I gave the most obvious answer that came to mind. “Give me her phone number,” I suggested. One need always maintain perspective I’ve learned. [FEATURED TAGS: Eva Angelina, Mika Tan, Lyla Lei, Ashley Brooks, Michael Ninn]

Eva, bending over frontwards to help.
1/23/06

It occurs to us that some people may need something to take their mind off of fumbles, interceptions, general embarrassment and overall ickiness. In our vast experience with these feelings of sadness, we’ve found that Anais can be a dandy diversion. If, for example, you have some stunning exclusive pictures of Anais practicing her modeling on a country set, and then you have visual evidence of Anais being somewhat skilled at self-satisfaction, you might be able to avoid burning everything orange and blue in your wardrobe. Today, for example, is just such a day. Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais
1/22/06

Have you ever felt like important things just take an eternity to come to fruition? Well as it turns out a lot of things come (at least as a sort of fruition) in Wicked’s Eternity, and because we know people that know people we can tell you some things about it. For example Julia Ann’s horse didn’t really die in this movie, nor did our buddy Eric Masterson. See how important it is to keep up to date around here? [FEATURED TAGS: Eye of The Beholder and Eternity (Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei)]

Hanging for an “Eternity” with Julia Ann might be a good idea.
1/20/06

Sometimes the simplest things in life can make all of the difference, can’t they? Take for example a week where you get stuck doing all sorts of really un-sexy things like upgrading servers and checking php code for a new catalogue system that no one else is even going to know is there if it works right. And then say you still have like 70,000 images from the Vegas convention to go through (well, there probably aren’t that many, but there are a lot) and some of them are quite frankly just a little oogey. When you’re having a week like that, it turns out Monique Alexander can just brighten your whole day. Come to think of it, she’s always pretty much had that effect on the office. It’s probably because she’s a very nice person. That must be it. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]

Nice little Monique
1/16/05

Woo-Hoo! In going through some of the current “tasks” for the folks over at michaelninn.com we happened across some devilishly fun clips of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux. Naturally, we blatently coopted these little diddies for our own use as well because we Risqué are a loyal bunch … and we have historically enjoyed sexy naked women too. OK. So maybe we’re not all that complicated. Still, simple things are good. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Shayla - apparently on the menu today.
1/15/05

Well, we’re still going through a bazillion pictures and mpegs from the recent AEE show, and we finally took a break to let everyone know we’re still alive, despite having had to listen to all of the sportcasters across the country explaining how wonderful the Indianapolis Colts are, and how sadly overrated the Denver Broncos are. Odd, that. More to the point, however, we took some time to put together a quick set of Kristal Summers hanging around the hotel room, when she wasn’t hanging around the convention. True, we mostly did this to torment Maverick, but the rest of you might as well enjoy it too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Captivating Kristal Summers
1/9/06

Apparently while we were gone the “New Year’s” post (below) kept appearing and disappearing. Not being sure what exactly happened, we decided to blame it on Gremlins, since we don’t want to waste all of our “Blame it on D.Minion” chits this early in the year. That said, we’re trying something different, which for us generally means we’re going to end up in a place completely different from the one we imagined we’d end up when we set out, but at least we’re used to that. So read a bit about acceptance speeches, weird politics, theories on Jenna Jameson, and drunken compatriots. And watch out for Pirates. [FEATURED TAGS: Pirates (Janine, Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana)]

Little Bitty picture of Janine and some other people.
1/2/06

Consider these our New Year’s Nudity Resolutions. Now these are a lot like regular New Year’s Resolutions, but they’re a lot more fun to keep. If you factor in Juli Ashton, Nikita, Vicca, and some (close, it seems) friends of theirs, you get one dandy equation that will hopefully keep y’all busy for the week we’ll be away in Las Vegas mingling, mixing, doing interviews and taking pictures … basically doing all the fun stuff Maverick doesn’t get to this year. If you have to struggle through these tedious work exercises, at least you should be able to taunt your friends about it. Hmm. That’s another fine New Year’s Resolution, come to think of it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Nici Sterling Video, Exclusive Video]

Nikita ... probably quite resolved.

November 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/26/05

We have, you may have noticed, perhaps a slight tendency toward the insouciant. Believing fully in the value of the irreverent, though, we’ve nonetheless somehow managed to offend sufficiently few individuals to still be around a full decade after venturing into the now antiquated BBS form of the Internet. Well, things have a tendency to keep moving along, and the value of this retrospective potential spawned the last post of our “Thanksgiving Week, 2005.” We had one remaining D.Minion story for an old compatriot, and we decided this would be a good time to use it. So we did. Hey, once we finally decide something, at least we get right with the program. By the way, if you ever hear us plan on putting up a post every day for a week, no matter what our benevolent intentions, will someone please call a doctor? Someone’s clearly very ill at the office. Dang … this was almost like have a job or something …. Eeek! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Wanda Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Would that she were 'maid' to order.
11/25/05

So today’s one of those days you’re supposed to be sitting around remembering the 70’s commercial: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Well, maybe that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. What you’re probably doing is sitting around remembering how many variations on a turkey theme you’re going to have to go through to get rid of all of the leftovers and swearing you’re having pizza for Christmas dinner this year. Enter Taren Steele. Now you really don’t need to say much more than that, as we’ve found it a fairly useful phrase for completely reorganizing whatever train of thought you happen to be on. Enter Taren Steele. Yep. That about does it … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video]

Taren Steele. Stone cold magnetic beauty.
11/24/05

Now you’ve got your basic “history” and you’ve got some ever-more-interesting “herstory” today, featuring some of the very early days of a Risqué Business. Now that wouldn’t be all that captivating perhaps, but we do get a chance to show off the early work of Alexis DeVell and Shayla LaVeaux, although I don’t recall either of them “working” too hard during this particular trip come to think of it. Ah, well … think of it as our thanks to you, seeing as how we’re almost always giving. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Shayla -- with a Thanksgiving Spread of her own.
11/23/05

Michael’s finally got a new home for Ninn Worx, so he’s happy. And when Maverick sees today’s post about Kristal Summers’ Sensitivity Training, he’s going to die, but at least he’ll die happy. And D.Minon’s happy as long as everyone else it happy. And tomorrow we get to see Santa Claus in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, so what’s not to be happy about? Look at it this way: If the breast picture below made you happy, you can continue in the same vein … sort of. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal bringing us all her breast holiday wishes.
11/22/05

We’re continuing our thankful ways today with a look back at Dee – before she had her own show on Playboy/Spice TV, and before she had her own show twice a week on KSEX. It’s a Night Calls sort of a post, this being rather of the Night Calls 411 variety. You know, we’re even fairly confident that we can think of at least one anonymous, but faithful, member that will be very thankful for these shots of Nikki Nova and her sidekick Crystal Knight. He may wish to remain anonymous, but you certainly can’t fault his taste in women. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Crystal Knight, Nikki Nova, D.Minion]

Dee's Breasts. We thought we'd get your attention right up front, as it were.
11/21/05

Well, it’s the beginning of Thanksgiving Week, and so we thought we’d do some giving of thanks this week. We’ve always thought that if you can’t be clever, you can always just be literal. So we’re starting with Julia Ann because quite honestly Julia came to us near to perfect and she moved on just the same way. It would be nice to think that we had a lot to do with Julia’s success over the years, but that’s just not the case. Julia’s seriously one of the most sincere and caring individuals we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and working with, and the fact that she used to spend time naked over at the house just kind of worked as a bonus over the years. Now if you ever happen to see Julia Ann on tour somewhere, be sure and tell her about all of the nice things we’ve said about her, and then see if she’ll get naked for you. Hey … it never hurts to ask. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann
Julia Ann's Site
11/19/05

Oops. Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath make a quick appearance today, as we’ve once again been baffled by the “regular” Night Calls schedule that Playboy TV promises. Now the Halloween Episode did provide its predictable wackiness, and D.Minion even got a picture of a naked band member this time around, although before you get too excited we should “note” that it happens to be a male, so his member may not be as interesting as you might imagine. That said, we also snuck a secret bonus from last week, in our typically Maverick attitude around here. Without disclosing too much, let’s just say this part will certainly help you get your Roxys off. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Lil' Orphan Tiffany Granath.
11/13/05

Not many things are as enjoyable in life as Justine Joli, quite honestly, but Justine Joli Exposed (with Holly Morgan) would have to be in that list. While we’re off for a few days to try to make heads or tails (as it were) out of Michael’s next movie shoot, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s take on one of his past ones. Hey, if you have to kill time, Justine sounds like a fine and dandy way to do it. Who knew her favorite punction mark was the ellipse? … Gosh … it’s no wonder we like her. …  =) [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Holly Morgan, Nicki Hunter, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Justine Joli
11/11/05

Psst. … Shh. … “Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko” … (Be vewy qwiet. We’re not hunting wabbits, but we still need to be vewy qwiet.) … Boy, did you ever have one of those days if you can’t decide whether you’re more Austin Powers or Elmer Fudd, or whether either one represents something we’d have to admit under the Fifth Amendment? In actuality, we’re probably more like Arthur Dent when it comes right down to it, oh, except we’ve lost our towel. Now rather than travel too far down that intergalactical line, let’s just Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko and call it a fine Friday, shall we? (You really don’t have to be quiet about it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers – way more interesting than we are anyway.
11/10/05

We travel from Juli and Tiffany’s Sexual College through the Monaco Grand Prix today, well, by way of well-endowed blow up dolls and heavily tattooed masturbatory bands. All in all, it’s a fairly typical D.Minion on the set of Night Calls sort of event if you think about it. Sometimes all we have to do is tell it like we see it. Sometimes that’s just plenty. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

One of the best pictures of Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath you've seen in awhile.
11/6/05

Our “Ninn Worx Weekends” make a stellar return today with its usual bevy of comely lasses, which is really rather funny when you consider that we’re talking about the latest installment of POP. (Well, it will be the latest when it comes out later this month anyway.) We also debut the appearance of the Existential Comic in what may turn out to be his only appearance in these wonderful pages – not that he’d care much one way or the other. It’s all meaningless anyway, after all. On the upside, Terrell Owens has a lot of time to read today, what with him losing his job and all. He should really think about existentialism as an alternative to his “whining as a professional art form,” don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Nikki Blond, Taryn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Monica Daniels, Erica Vachs, Phoenix Ray, Jodie Moore, Angel Cassidy, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Carmen, Anna Karin, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Michael Ninn]

Terri Summers
11/4/05

How anyone can think that either Dee’s an “Unidentifed Woman” or, particularly, that Sean Michaels wouldn’t be able to identify her, just baffles the imagination, doesn’t it? Of course understanding the nature of XXX movies as we do, we can certainly say that this would be the first thing we’ve ever run across the somewhat stretches credulity. Well, we can cerainly say it, but we can certainly say a lot of things. In fact, we often do … certainly … say them …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Track marks – Don't worry: Dee does not commit suicide in this movie.

October 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/05

In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Celebrates in her own special way.
10/28/05

We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video]

Juli Ashton ... world (and Krisz) traveler.
10/25/05

As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal and Dee, getting ready to tie one on ....
10/23/05

You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion]

Dee, looking a lot of ways, but definitely not weird.
10/20/05

Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Groovy Computers: More Ways to Impress Porn Chicks
10/15/05

So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal …   =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Bloody Mary is the girl we love ...
10/12/05

Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs]

Lauren Montgomery as the bottomless bride. Nice ...
10/9/05

This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Aw ... look at the Sunny Shine ...
10/8/05

Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Anais ... Anais Alexander ... whatever, she's still beautiful.
10/5/05

Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]

A rose by any other name is still not as good as whoever this might be.
10/1/05

Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.

Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh.

Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn]

Angels are confusing, aren't they?