Filed Under: Kristal Summers

January 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/03	We’re debuting two new regular features for the site, starting with the addition of our new “Ninn Worx Weekend” which will feature photo galleries from the latest and greatest of Michael Ninn each and every weekend. Then we’ve improved our presentation skills (finally) with the slide show code Craig’s been on us about. He may be wrong about Rich not being very nice, but we have to admit that the show feature actually adds a bit of pizzaz that we’ve been lacking. Turns out some people like to look at pictures with their hands free. Wonder what for … Oh, most importantly we got to make a groovy new icon, and that’s why y’all are members anyway, right? You enjoy all the icons on the site. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
1/28/03	As the folks around here are gearing up for the return of Night Calls Live next week, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s account of the final show of last season, Night Calls, December 18th, 2002. You can tell by the date that this was their Christmas show, and looking at the pictures started to put us in the holiday spirit once again. Then we realized we just got the stupid lights down a couple of weeks ago, and we decided not to embrace the holiday spirit this quickly again. We decided, rather, to just look at, and read about, Juli and Tiffany (and all of their naked friends). Sounds way easier … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]
1/25/03	If you don’t want to read about Kristal Summers’ Eager Beaver, and you don’t want to see 46 beautiful pictures of Kristal and Tanya Danielle lighting theirs up. If you have no interest in Kristal’s updated journal, or the new slide show feature from her latest cam show, Nurse Kristal, or if you don’t even care anything about the adult industry’s health practices, or D.Minion’s fear of prostitutes, well then you can skip this entry entirely. You can just go on back to your local paper and read more about professional football players than any one person should have an interest in, and check back with us next week. Just go buy your beer and chips and get ready for the Super Bowl, where crazy companies spend $70,000 a second to try to sell us things. Still, we’re thinking you might have enough time to fit this story in, and then you get to do both … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle, Lola, D.Minion]
1/23/03	In an almost complete departure from anal pile driving, we have Playboy TV from a year and a half ago on tap today. It seems that back in October of 2001 Julia Ann granted The Bunny a favor and filled in for an absent Tera Patrick on Night Calls: 411. D.Minion dutifully accompanied her and wrote a fine account, even talking about anal, but not actually demonstrating it. Sometime thereafter we upgraded D.Minion’s hard drive at the office, and some of the files got dropped in the switch. When we put the old hard drive in a computer we’re building for Kristal, we found them. Now that’s probably way more information than you really needed, but there’s never too many pictures of Julia Ann, so here are some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Crystal Knight, D.Minion]
1/22/03	To tell you the truth, even with a fairly large site, it’s rare for people to actually write in to the webmaster about anything, well, unless they’re complaining. Those of you that use the Message Boards or the Chatroom know that there are a lot more “views” than there are actual people posting or chatting. Maybe it’s just the nature of the genre; maybe people just like their anonymity. So when we posted the first photo galleries from Ninn Worx last week, we didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary. We were surprised by the amount of positive comments people actually took the time to write. For all of you that wrote in, thank you! Here are some more from Fetish. For all of you that didn’t, you can look at them also. We still like you, too. Oh, and as another first for us, you’ll be able to see a hard core anal pile driver position, accomplished on a concrete floor. And people say there’s nothing to this profession. Pshaw. [FEATURED TAGS: Nicole Sheridan, Mia Smiles, Michelle Michaels, Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
1/20/03	It seemed like it was time to talk about Kristal and Inari, and so we are, in the flesh, so to speak. Actually D.Minion was on a set with them last summer for a movie called The Flesh Game from Ultimate Pictures, and she took 50 rather stunning, and occasionally personal-type pictures. Of course, that’s what she does for a living, giving us all just one more reason to be jealous of D.Minion’s job. One day we’ll actually get a picture of her too. Wonder what she looks like …[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shelbee Myne, Faith Leon, Jessica Dee, Naomi Marcella, and Tiffany Mason, D.Minion]
1/18/03	We’ve been deluged with sights and sounds from the convention, and last we checked D.Minion was on “Page Eight” of her review. We’ve decided not to ask anymore, and we’ve specifically ruled out murder and suicide as options for our web posting folks. You can’t be too careful, and DM occasionally has a lot to say. That said, we’re giving you a fan’s perspective, and a husband’s perspective while we wait, and, assuming The Force is with Us, a couple of different presentations of the perspectives. Sometimes it’s confusing around here … and that’s on a good day. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Sunrise Adams, Sydnee Steele, Georgia Adair, Dee, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, Wanda Curtis, Holly Hollywood, Craig]
1/15/03	We’ve been telling you that we’d have a big announcement concerning Risqué’s Georgia Adair, and we’re sorry that you’ve probably been laying awake nights wondering what it could be. Well you can rest easy after you read our latest entry, but you might want to look at the 100+ hard-core pictures generously offered to you by Michael Ninn. We’re calling it Hardcore Announcement. And remember you heard it here first; we’re predicting big things in Georgia’s future. [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Aurora Snow, August, Taylor Ann, Michael Ninn]
1/14/03	It’s not the full-featured, action-packed, expose you might be waiting for. Rather it’s an aperitif, a sweet little taste, of the experiences of the Risqué troupe in Las Vegas. We attended the Internet convention, and then we attended the video convention, and, honestly, that’s really just a little bit boring to write about. However, we managed the enviable task of visiting with dozens of beautiful women, one of whom (That would be TJ Hart) decided to prance around the living room naked while she was waiting for everyone else to get ready to go to the convention. Just so we’re clear, if TJ decides to strip every time we’re late, it’s very likely we’ll never be on time again. You can understand why when you look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
1/6/03	Everyone who knows her understands that Julia Ann actually is one class act. Then Wicked made a movie called Class Act, and now it’s all very confusing. We’d love to tell you that D.Minion clears everything up for us in this second, massive, post, right in a row. Notice, however, that we are not. There are 212 pictures here, and that means we’re even boiling in Farenheight (Mav). Look at it this way. If you look at 50 pictures a day, it will only take you eight days to cover the last two stories. After that, we’ll be back from Las Vegas. You didn’t think you’d get away with one measley little Wicked homework assignment while we’re out of town did you? Oh, and there will be a quiz later … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Danielle, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
1/5/03	The entire office, and every one of the girls, are going to Las Vegas next week to see Bert and Lon. Well, there might be a couple of conventions in town too; we’ll check it out when we get there. With this in mind, we’ve put together D.Minion’s massive coverage of Devinn’s first productionThe Devinn Lane Show Part One: Forbidden Zone. There are 195 pictures, and 14 pages, here, but take your time. We’ll be back in a week, oh, and you haven’t seen the blue writing up above for about a month because of the holidays. Now you can look forward to coming along with us live again … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jubilee, Nikita Denise, Nikita Kash, Phoenix Ray, Lola, Dru Berrymore, Monica Mayhem, D.Minion]
1/3/03	Ooooooh … There’s nothing more exciting than a good old-fashioned Geek Fight. OK. There might be a few things more exciting, but when the geeks are fighting over Georgia, well, that’s worth noticing. So we noticed, and now you can too. If you’re confused now, wait until you see this entry to our Adult Diary … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
1/2/03	Dee’s come up with a wonderful way to start the new year, as we show off minds as well as bodies. While Kristal makes herself ready for the Playboy Mansion New Year’s Eve Party, Julia Ann and Inari make themselves ready for Playboy Duties in Jamaica. Dee dabbles in gadgetry, and members are suitably impressed. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

December 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/02	We’re ending the year with typical form for us. Naturally that means that many of you may just want to skip this one and wait a couple days for the next beautiful naked girls frolicking about hither and yon (wherever the heck that is). We’ve put together a synopsis of the most recent Risqué Christmas Party which we’ve entitled En Masse Miscellanea. It’s good to go to Mass around the holidays, right? Those of you that like looking at friends’ vacation photos will enjoy this just fine. Those of you that prefer hard core will like Kristal’s new Magazine Cover a lot more. (And we promised D.Minion that we’d put in the plug we forgot. Dang, man, it’s hard to remember everything.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann]
12/30/02	Well the cold weather seems to be back and so Dee’s heating us up with A Couple Dirty Dozen from Jammin’ Jamaica. Technically there are 26 stunning shots here, but we’d have lost our alliterative efforts if we’d tried to have been precise, and so we chose form over substance in this introduction. Come to think of it, that’s generally our choice. We’re comfortable with it. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
12/27/02	Wendy is clearly Divine, and only Summer as beautiful as Kristal, Ann, Julia. In Michael Ninn’s view, however, these are among the Perfect women in our world, and that’s what D.Minion talks about today. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves … except to point out that there are 76 cool shots in this big parade. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Nikita Denise, Fujiko Kano, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
12/25/02	It’s Christmas!! We’re not too busy opening presents to forget our annual really bad pun efforts, though. You’ll probably wish you’d have sent more presents so that we might have forgotten this … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/02	It’s “Dee” time for celebration and Kristal once again “bares” some mention, so to speak. This time they’re both cavorting Naked in Hollywood, or at least in the series with that title. And D.Minion sees fit to throw referance to a whole bunch of various foods based on her most important basic food group, sugar. Maybe it’s the holiday times: ‘Tis the season to show folly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, Asia Carrera, D.Minion]
12/23/02	We’ve got Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath on their Night Calls XM Radio show, this time with special guests Kristal and Amber Summers. Then Taylor Wayne drops by to talk about breasts and Juli’s secrets for having anal sex with Rocco. Many people around the world probably don’t start out their weeks this way. Our members can … and ain’t that dandy? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kristal Summers, Anais, Taylor Wane, D.Minion]
12/20/02	Before the weekend we thought we’d offer up just a little reminder that our women have more to offer than stunning nude forms and obvious oral abilities. Kristal had a “Final” in her PhotoShop class last night and she had to design a CD Cover. We thought she did a wonderful job, and so we decided to show it to you. She picked a band at random, but it seems this group has been in the adult industry news lately, its lead singer allegedly talking one of our industry’s higher profile performers into walking out on her contract and her film career. We’d mention that there has to be some sort of poetic justice in Tera Patrick ending up with the head of something called “Biohazard,” but that would be inappropriate. So we’ll just show off Kristal’s talented brain … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/02	There was frost on the ground when we woke up this morning. Now for the vast majority of you that will not exactly constitute earth-shattering news. However, we should point out one salient fact: We don’t do frost in Los Angeles. We quickly whipped together a warming set from Inari and Dee on the much more tropical island of Jamaica. As you’ll see, they comfortably comfort each other on a comforter. Consequently, we called it “Comforter Cubed.” Capice? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]
12/18/02	Many people have very few greater pleasures than uttering Wicked Whispers. Apparently D.Minion ranks among that crowd as she extoles the virtues of lesbian sex between Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, and Jezebelle Bond. Come to think of it, that seems quite a rational stance in those terms. Really pretty girls doing really personal things … that’s a good reason to “get up” today … And take some time to visit our buddies at Wicked too. Tell them we sent you and you’ll get lots and lots of free stuff: Just say we said it was fine … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
12/16/02	We know you’ve probably been unable to sleep wondering how D.Minion’s account of the final day of shooting for The Devinn Lane Show, Part 2 went, and so we’ve decided to ease your torture and give you “the rest of the story” today. Note that we say “ease” your torture, rather than eliminate it, because we felt obliged to include a couple of 15 second video clips that D.Minion took on the set this day. Rather than beautiful naked women, however, we have instead short music clips featuring Mark Stone on guitar, and Evan Stone as vocalist. We don’t get naked women frolicking and masturbating; we get “Pinball Wizard” and “The Last Train to Clarksville.” Don’t worry, we’ve already talked to D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane Video, TJ Hart, Ruby, Exclusive Video, Kaylynn, D.Minion]
12/13/02	We interrupt this account of Devinn’s directorial return to bring you pictures of Inari lounging around naked on a couch we happened across while visiting a Georgia shoot. On this Friday, the 13th, we just couldn’t think of anything luckier … well, that you’d want to see naked … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/12/02	So we’re at Lowe’s (you know, the home improvement warehouse) picking up stuff for the Risqué Christmas party and we notice an SUV in the parking lot with a magnetic sign on it that reads “PregnantPhotos.net” — underneath a tasteful line art representation of a women well into her third trimester. We thought this was strange enough until we realized that the owners had to have chosen this particular URL because someone already owned “PregnantPhotos.COM.” You can ponder yet another absurdity in modern existence, or you can continue with yourThe Devinn Lane Show, Part 2reflections with over 50 beautiful pictures. Brian will love this one: There are almost no words at all, and TJ got booty … [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
12/10/02	Kristal has sex with two men at once?! That should probably be enough to entice you to read more right there, but if not, we’ll note we also have pictures of Devinn Lane and Stephanie Swift naked. Brevity is good. Ask Mike. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, D.Minion]
12/6/02	Back when we started Adult Diary it seems we didn’t really have a precise focus on how we were going to proceed. As we continue our cleaning and holiday season retrospect it has occured to us that our approach might have been more of the tried and true “shotgun” attack. You know, fire a whole bunch of little bullets and see if you hit anything that people like. We’re better now (Really. Swear.), but once again we find ourselves in the position of offering up another dose of the early days. We’ll make the same apologies for the questionable graphics practices, and we’ll again laud the fascinating content. We’ll also suggest you again stock up on eggnog before you begin. Let’s call it “Back When the Old Stuff was New, Too” [sic, we know]. [FEATURED TAGS: When The Old Stuff Was New (Archives)]
12/4/02	We waited a week to post the latest Night Calls episode because Juli’s taking a rare night off tonight, and we didn’t want all of the members to miss their weekly dose of Juli. That said, we have to admit that the new “high-tech, state-of-the-art” studio lights are wreaking havoc with D.Minion’s automatic camera settings. She’s trying to manually compensate, but there’s a lot to adjust while trying to keep up with the pace of the show. We were going to tell you just to skip the pictures this time, but then we got to the final two. They deserved their own page, so you can skip the first 38 if you desire. In the spirit of Thanksgiving at least check those two out. You’ll see why the trip to America was worth all the trouble … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Laurie Wallace, D.Minion]
12/3/02	The AVN Awards nominations are out and we give you the only admittedly biased opinions you’ll find on the web. When we become Dictator, this will all be a lot easier. Until then, you can read what we think, or you can just look at the 45 beautiful pictures that our most nominated friend has shared with us. Hopefully come January, we can all stroll down Devinn Lane. We’ll let you know when that Dictator thing happens. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
12/2/02	As we’re entering into the time of the industry “full court press” mode for companies trying to woo the AVN voters, D.Minion gives us a summer time account of the XRCO Awards and their wildly appealing simplicity. We should note at the outset that her less than elaborate coverage very likely stems from the fact that she seems to have spent a fair amount of time under Devinn’s table. Having seen the awards show, we can assure you of the superiority of D.Minion’s vantage point, however. And at least this posting has less than seventeen thousand pictures to look at … We’ll tackle AVN mañana. That’s soon enough for me … [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Julia Ann, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Stars:Anais| Asia Carrera| Dee| Devinn Lane| Fujiko Kano| Inari Vachs| Jezebel Bond| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylynn| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Laurie Wallace| Michael Ninn| Nikita Denise| Nina Hartley| Ruby| Stephanie Swift| Sydnee Steele| Taylor Wane| Tiffany Granath| TJ Hart| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02	Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland] (By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane. Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02	We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]
11/26/02	We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear. So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]
11/22/02	Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]
11/21/02	Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/18/02	Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/16/02	The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]
11/14/02	Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]
11/13/02	It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
11/11/02	Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/9/02	We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]
11/7/02	We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]
11/6/02	We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
11/5/02	D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
11/4/02	You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/2/02	As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

Hamster Time — Can’t Touch This …

Hamster Time

Kristal’s Beau in “Teau” by B. Low Radar Every so often you just have to clear out some files and put up some of what you’ve been meaning to for some time. Today, apparently, would be one of those days. We’ve got a bit of “miscellanea” floating around with no real place to put it, […]

Stars:Kristal Summers, Stormy Daniels

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