| 3/31/22 |  Tori Black happens to be an amazing talent. Truth be told she also happens to be even more impressive as a human being, and a true inspiration for people regardless of their biological genitalia. Given the wealth of choices we had, we could still think of no better person to celebrate the end of International Women’s Month, as we begin to study up for next year. … Honestly, AVN once nominated Tori in twenty different categories — at a single awards show. She won “Performer of the Year” twice in a row. Yada-yada… Although physically performing counts a good deal in this industry, we have been around for more than two decades here, so we don’t much sweat the sweaty stuff anymore. When a woman dazzles us with her mind — y’know, and still looks that good and all — we sit up and take notice. Tori Black’s After School Special provided such a moment for us, so much so that we had to watch it several times — y’know, for scientific purposes and all. [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Romana Ryder Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Rebecca Blue Video, Ruby Knox Video, Aden Ashley Video, Celeste Star Video, Capri Anderson Video, Melissa Jacobs Video, Lily Labeau Video] |
| 3/30/22 | 
GingerLynn Going North, Young Woman[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/28/22 |  Have you ever had one of those tasks assigned where you could tell by just looking at it that the amount of time required just to organize what you were trying to do was daunting all by itself — and that didn’t even count the time necessary to try and actually do it? Then when you mention that little detail to the boss you get that annoying standard explanation of, “The longest journey begins with the first step” kind of platitude? You could try what we did by responding, “Sure, but so does the shortest journey, and we would like one of those, please.” … That won’t work to get you out of the task, but it might make you feel better. Consequently, we felt much better as the 500-odd photos, bunches of videos, and a whole heaping of D.Minion quirkiness made it out in our Full Faith and Credit for Deduction enterprise. If you must do something difficult, at least try to have fun with it. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Shy Love, Sophia, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/26/22 | 
RisqueNews The Eyes Have It[STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/25/22 | 
KylieIreland Hots o’ Gold[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Le Video] |
| 3/23/22 | 
Shayla Nicely Done[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/22 | 
247AdultStars Quite the Step Up[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennet Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/21/22 |  What better way can you think of to celebrate the first day of Spring than getting up close and personal with Kylie Ireland? Granted, clever people might have scheduled a couple of days back on St. Patrick’s Day to revel someone named “Ireland” for sure, but sadly we do not know any clever people. It’s a burden we bear. On the upside, Spring lasts a whole lot longer than one day, and Ms. Kylie gets a whole different kind of “bare” on this excursion, so who really cares in the grand scheme? Big pictures can get altogether too much focus it seems to us, when at the core we are talking about human beings. Somebody in D.C. ought to reason a bit more in that direction. Don’t you think? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video] |
| 3/20/22 | 
GingerLynn Maya Hills – Joslyn James – Nyomi Banxxx – Cytherea – Britney Amber – Shay Lynn… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/19/22 |  If you have Paradise in your life, you count yourself among the blessed people on the planet. Of course if you have Paradise, and then you lose it, that’s way worse than never having it, because you don’t know what you’re missing if you never had it to begin with. Right? Of course, if you intend to lose Paradise, you’re either Milton, Michael Raven, or someone seriously needing a nap. If, however, you lost Paradise and then you found it again after hours and hours (and hours) of computer labor, well, then you can once again count members among the blessed people. Should you still be confused, Julia Ann and Kristal Summers can help guide you. What we say doesn’t really matter anyway. Nobody listens to us with those two around. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann Video, TJ Hart Video, Olivia del Rio Video, Tanya Danielle Video, Jana Cova Video, Monica Mayhem Video, Summer Storm Video, Phoenix Ray Video, April Flowers Video] |
| 3/18/22 | 
GingerLynn They Feel Pretty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video] |
| 3/16/22 | 
Shayla Fountain of Friendship[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Taren Steele Video] |
| 3/15/22 | 
247AdultStars Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three … Anna Joy![STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/14/22 | 
GingerLynn Boobies Rock on Pi Day![STAR TAGS: Tara Morgan Exclusive Video] |
| 3/13/22 |  We pretty much love all things Latina around here, which probably has a lot of deep-seated psychological reasons, not a single one of which would be of the slightest interest to any random person who might be reading this. What could be of interest, of course, would be the reopening of an early TOC full movie featuring, Carmen Caliente, Cindy Cruz, Liv Aguilera, and Selma Sins. There are some dudes too, but we pretty much consider them props in these gonzo shows, probably for a completely different group of deep-seated psychological reasons nobody cares about either. We will say that putting them in lingerie turned out to be a stellar idea, even if some dude came up with it. [STAR TAGS: Carmen Caliente Video, Cindy Cruz Video, Liv Aguilera Video, Selma Sins Video] |
| 3/12/22 |  The Shayla LaVeaux crew piped in bright and early this morning bragging about how they have now revamped Shayla.com all the way back through Volume 4 of the updates, which puts them complete back through 2015 as we hear tell. Shayla had a long career, so they’ve a ways to go, but it still marks an achievement we recognize. You folks can watch Shayla demonstrate Things that Never Happen and then get her Timbers Shivered all on the same day. Nice. … We’re going to try and figure out a way to explain to people in London the time difference in Los Angeles. … EARLY. Really frickin’ early on a Saturday. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Brittany Andrews] |
| 3/11/22 |  Who knew that people could learn secret tricks about how to take photographs professionally at an orgy just by being a member here? … OK. So we knew, but now we have shared this crucial knowledge with all the budding pros out there, which makes us really darned nice, for the record. Not only that, but we unearthed a Bobbi Starr performance that we had honestly forgotten about. The web can be really handy for reminding you about things; have you noticed? And none of us ever ages on the web either, which qualifies as a trick we wish the bathroom mirror would learn. Apparently not much has changed since we first learned you can’t always get what you want. Perhaps you’ll be satisfied with what you need, though, and everybody needs more Bobbi. [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Starr Video, Carolyn Reese Video, Dani Jensen Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Madelyn Marie Video] |
| 3/10/22 | 
247AdultStars Blinds Leading | The Party[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, Loz Lorrimar Exclusive Video, Crystal Pink, Michelle Moist, Holly D., Shay Hendrix, Syren Sexton, Tiffany Doll, Kerry Louise, Tanya Cox, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/9/22 | 
GingerLynn As She Wishes, Farmboy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/8/22 | 
Shayla Orange We Glad[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/7/22 | 
GingerLynn Demise of the ‘Stache[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Erica Boyer Video] |
| 3/6/22 |  It has taken a full year since we first started mapping out the process — mostly because of Maverick becoming a famous photographer and digital magazine publisher, which was really annoying, actually. (Don’t you just hate it when people around you seem to forget that it’s all about YOU?) … Finally, though, we have teams compiled on both sides of the Atlantic to coordinate putting the 247AdultStars videos back online — all 14+ years of them. Regardless of how long it took, getting all the EU stars back in viewable Exclusive Video splendor will be wonderful. Honestly, not much in the EU qualifies as wonderful these days, so we’re happy to do our little insignificant part with distraction — beginning with a couple of the earliest 247AS family members, Kaz B and Syren Sexton. [STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/5/22 | 
ReelRisque Hottie Harvest | vid[STAR TAGS: Jesse Capelli Video, Natalia Rossi Video] |
| 3/4/22 | 
RisqueNews Tattoo Whee![STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Photos, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake Video, Summer Storm Video] |
| 3/3/22 | 
Cythereas Life’s Strange Journeys[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Love Video, Teagan Video, Ginger Lynn] |
| 3/1/22 | 
GingerLynn Physical Therapy Extraordinaire[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
March 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aden Ashley| Anna Joy| April Flowers| Beth Bennett| Bobbi Starr| Brittany Andrews| Capri Anderson| Carmen Caliente| Carolyn Reese| Celeste Star| Chantelle Fox| Cindy Cruz| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dani Jensen| Erica Boyer| Faith Leon| Francesca Le'| Ginger Lynn| Holly D| Jana Cova| Jenna Jameson| Jesse Capelli| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaz B.| Kelsey Heart| Kerry Louise| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lily LaBeau| Liv Aguilera| Loz Lorrimar| Lynn Ray| Madelyn Marie| Maya Divine| Melissa Jacobs| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Monica Mayhem| Monique Alexander| Natalia Rossi| Nikita| Olivia Del Rio| Phoenix Ray| Rebecca Blue| Rebecca Love| Romana Ryder| Ruby Knox| Selina Draagen| Selma Sins| Shane| Shay Hendrix| Shy Love| Sindee Jennings| Sophia| Summer Storm| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Danielle| Tara Morgan| Taren Steele| Teagan| Tiffany Doll| TJ Hart| Tori Black| Wendy Divine
We do not often create an entire post on behalf of one specific member, although that does happen on very special occasions certainly. We do with some regularity, however, have a specific — and therefore quite special — member in mind as we go through discussions about various options in the queue. If, say, we knew of a wonderful member that spoke fluent Japanese, we might think he could add some valuable insight into our Tokyo Cream Puffs 15 full-length feature movie today. We would never impose upon him by asking for help or anything, but he’s exceptionally bright and will likely figure it out. … Did we mention he’s also special and wonderful? [STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Riku Sena Video, Makoto Kalosaki Video, Konomi Video, Yui Video]
We have actually met a few people who enjoy shooting orgies. Granted we have not met that many who enjoy shooting orgies who are not IN the orgies themselves, but honestly that makes sense. Imagine looking down to see a person quite near an orgasm, and what you need to say consists of, “Hey! You’re on my cable.” … This will not make you popular at this orgy, we can assure you. Still, the 
Without even the slightest amount of planning, or forethought, or nary a hint of complex reasoning, we somehow ended up marking 
If you do not evolve with technology then you will fail in your efforts to see a lot 
Astute Risqué Members will recognize that when we start putting up photo galleries that all appear to come from one movie, we have a “TOC” on the horizon. Even novice members will quickly recognize, however, that we tend to decorate those updates — when they appear on Risqué Proper, compared to, say, ReelRisque — with humorous insights and video. (Although the latter would fall into a category decidedly different from humorous.) Honestly choosing inspiration as a focus on this holiday was pure accident with Emphasis on Attitudes today, but often the best inspirations happen in just this fashion, if you think about it. … That said, anyone who chooses to fight politically on a national holiday reserved to remember one of the most peaceful and inspirational humans ever to live falls way too far into the self-absorbed category for us to even consider. Idiots. … We feel comfortable with the opinion that Astute Members do not fall into that group. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Michael Ninn]
For people that work regular jobs, it sure seems like a whole bunch of holidays get lumped into a relatively short period of time, basically giving enough 3-day weekends in the last quarter of the year that people really start to miss them when the new year starts. A person can get certifiably Holidazed as we look at it. And basically when we look at things, you can be fairly certain of two things. First, the perspective will come from a direction ranging from odd to absurd, and second, there will be nudity involved. Hey, life is short. Try not to wear too many clothes. [STAR TAGS: Holly Day Video]
Industry lives tend to be fairly interwoven, as we really do function as a small community housed in a giant city (or three, now). Somehow in the midst of this, the Risqué Commune sites developed 
Let’s be honest: Add the word “crotchless” to pretty much any sort of attire, and you have added a most definite adult flair to any potential interest out there. Now granted, one may not spend a lot of time wondering about the nature of any tailor tricks involved in creating the costumes in this 
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 
You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to 
We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our 
Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide 
We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on 
Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that 
Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to 