| 12/31/21 |  We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video] |
| 12/30/21 | 
ReelRisque Two for One | pics[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video] |
| 12/28/21 | 
GingerLynn Turning Pages in Film & Music Video[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/27/21 |  Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video] |
| 12/26/21 | 
GingerLynn Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/25/21 |  We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video] |
| 12/24/21 |  This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/22/21 | 
Cythereas Holiday Treats[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 12/20/21 | 
GingerLynn When Legends Co-Ride[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/19/21 | 
ReelRisque A Season of Red pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video] |
| 12/17/21 |  Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video] |
| 12/16/21 | 
GingerLynn Stacy Likes Llamas[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video] |
| 12/15/21 | 
Shayla Smelly & Clean[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/13/21 |  When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
| 12/12/21 | 
ReelRisque A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video] |
| 12/11/21 |  Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 12/9/21 | 
GingerLynn An Orgy of Solos[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
| 12/8/21 | 
Cythereas Flirting and Squirting[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 12/6/21 |  Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video] |
| 12/5/21 | 
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/4/21 | 
Shayla Balls of Not Blue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/3/21 | 
GingerLynn Torn, Between Two Lovers[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/2/21 |  Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/1/21 | 
RisqueNews Return of Geekettes[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video] |
December 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Adriana Rouso| Akubi| Alexia Rae| Amia Miley| Ana Foxxx| Anais| Anaya Leon| Angel Smith| Ann Harlow| Anna Lovato| Audrey Hollander| Bella-Marie Wolf| Brea Bennett| Bridgette Michaels| Cassidey| Christy Canyon| Cindy Behr| Cytherea| Daisy Rae| Dee| Delta White| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Georgia Adair| Ginger Lynn| Isis Love| Ivy Leaguez| Jana Jordan| Jasmine Black| Jasmine Jolie| Jenna Jameson| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Katie Morgan| Kayla Jade| Kenna James| Kim Tao| Kristal Summers| Lyla Lei| Michael Ninn| Misty Stone| Nikki Kane| Nikky Blond| Noah Angel| Peaches| Rayveness| Renee Perez| Riley Reid| Rio Lee| Sassy| Scarlett Pain| Selena| Shayla LaVeaux| Stacey Saran| Stacy Jay| Stormy Daniels| Sunshine Haddah| Takashi| Taylor Hayes| Vanessa Leon| Venus| Victoria Lawson| Victoria Swinger| Victoria Zdrok| Vivian LaVey| Yuma
Year:2021
Month:December
Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, DeesClub.com, GingerLynn.com, KristalSummers.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 
Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our 
We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a 
When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of 
If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper 
We have not paid nearly enough 
In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves 
You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by 
Kylie has a birthday today, which will naturally be the some-odd anniversary of her 29th year — because it honestly does not matter. She will continue to be one of the truly fine individuals on the planet, regardless of how many years she has graced us with her presence. Besides, she will always be 20-something on the web, which happens to be one of the true beauties of the system, honestly. Seeing as how Today We Can Announce ALL of KylieIreand.com Completely Updated, and the celebration of her birth in combination with this digital rebirth seemed perfect to us. … Honestly, Kylie tends to be pretty perfect too. Happy Day, Lady … [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
Rather than the beginning of the end, we more accurately today embark upon the Beginning of the Finale, as the final episode of Welcome to the Valley debuts with 
Member requests happen weirdly, pretty much all the time. Well into our “remastering” project(s) across the entire Risqué Commune, we got favorite requests for both Risqué and Shayla — both from July of 2011 — this week. Could be that coming out of the pandemic restrictions people are thinking about a time when Republicans were sure Obama would soon stop annoying them — which was wrong — and Trump was safely ignored as a fake leader on a C-List celebrity reality tv show where he could not bother anyone — which would not last. … Whatever the case, 
Sometimes when the mood strikes a couple from just the right direction, they decide they really need to do it right away — and quickly. Oddly enough, the adult movies business does tend to highlight these relatively rare instances quite frequently. It could have something to do with the movies being intended to represent fantasy and not reality, but honestly it probably has more to do with how much money it costs to spend time talking in adult movies. Economic pressure tends to boil down all decisions to a harsh ranking of priorities, so maybe the producers here were using their decisions as a metaphor for the modern human condition. Or maybe it was just, y’know, money. Whatever the case, 
Here we are half way through May, and we have completely failed to honor National Nurses Week. We also completely skipped International Firefighters’ Day. Considering the overtime these two groups have been putting in since the last President suggested injecting bleach might be a grand way of stopping this annoying little nothing-to-worry-about virus, our oversight pains us. 
When you start down the rabbit hole of one of Shayla’s newest crushes, it can get pretty complex fairly quickly. And if that 
It tends to be great fun watching someone do something they happen to have done enough times to qualify as a professional. True, from a technical sense, if you got paid for it even once you could claim “professional” in a letter or on a resume, but most of us would tack on a concurrent “expert” part of the definition as we viewed the term. So by those more realistic standards, we can tell you unequivocally that 
