Welcome to our world. You may occasionally find it unusual. You may often find it odd. You will certainly find it entertaining. We do. … We did say “welcome” already, right?
Hopefully these sample stories will give you some sense of the beautifully-adorned existence that life in adult entertainment brings. If you have to be something, you might as well be risque.
Y’all be careful now, y’hear?
Sharing Spectacularly … with Loveby Nobody Special
The theory goes that most people really go for the “celebration of love” today. In a conscious decision, we’re going to avoid issues of why those of us in love need a special day for that, and why those of us just wishing we were in love need to be reminded of that lonely state. All in all, that seemed safest. [Yeah, yeah, we know Valentine’s Day was a couple of months ago now, but who does not appreciate sharing spectacularly any time of year? Risqué History on these pages happens much as it does in real life — bouncing all over the place.]
“Tails” of the Bloke Buttby Nobody Special
Let’s face it: The vast majority of guys have “butt” issues of one form or another. A great many apparently become fixated on poking their dicks in the pretty ones, at least in the case of female recipients, but the whole conversation screeches to a rapid halt when it comes to their own willingness to play anally.
All Hail Sasha! — or Oh, Hail No!by Just Plum Nome
If you’ve ever had a relationship with a co-worker that ended, you can empathize with the potential for discomfort such a situation presents. So if you happen to be, for example, a photographer on adult movie sets, and you happen to be dating, for example, a porn star, well, things can get really sticky, if you’ll pardon the expression.
by Oedipus Wrecks
We do not often provide book reports in these pages, but we do rather enjoy tales of women who succeed against all (Male Sexist Pig) odds. Consequently, when those two things happen to merge, well, we get out our fan-wear and start shouting to the rafters.
Sometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
