Setting the Moods
by Ides de Marzo
Here’s a startling revelation: People that make their livings naked can be a moody and temperamental bunch. Men, of course, have only two basic moods — hungry and horny — and you will invariably find them either happy or sad depending upon how long it has been since either of those two moods reached satisfaction. Women, though, they can display a myriad of emotional range that would require a database and a super-computer just to keep track of, should you wish to even attempt accuracy. [Oh, hell, they can do that kind of range before breakfast. And by the way, men have more moods than simply hungry and horny. They also have drunk and hungry, as well as drunk and horny. So there.]
