6/29/04 | Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn] |
6/27/04 | With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn] |
6/25/04 | We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
6/21/04 | Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
6/19/04 | Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion] |
6/16/04 | I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
6/15/04 | Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS: Harley Davis, D.Minion] |
6/11/04 | Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/10/04 | We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were). [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video] |
6/8/04 | Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/7/04 | You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right. |
6/4/04 | Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/2/04 | We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
6/1/04 | Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
Filed Under: June
June 2003 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
June 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/30/02 | In honor of her intrepid return to her Message Board, we’ve decided to show off the earliest pictures we have of the young beauty, Georgia. Most of you probably know she’s featured in a couple of scenes in Basically Becca, and you can see, even as early as a couple of years ago, just what a special affinity she has for the camera. We’re pretty sure that’s what Juli and Becca were discussing in the few shots we snuck in and shot of them too. This “interaction” was actually not for any video release, but seemed to involve other types of release, come to think of it. As Mr. Harvey (not the rabbit) would say, “And that’s the rest of the story.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Becca, Juli Ashton, Erica] |
6/27/02 | We seem to be on a Juli roll here, but in the grand scheme, that seems like a very good thing. We look this time at a snippet of Essentially Juli: Forbidden, and we find out that even the best “laid plans” (sorry: couldn’t resist) of the esteemed Ms. Ashton sometimes develop of their own accord. We call it “The Tale that Overshadowed the Tail.” You’ll probably just call it 36 pictures of Juli with Nina Hartley and Man du jour … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Risque News Insight] |
6/26/02 | Wow! We found some really old pictures of Juli, and Taren Steele, and Serenity. These were from the very first scene shot for the very first Essentially Juli. We’d go on and on about how great they are, and what fond memories they brought back, but we’re just to choked up with emotion. Damn, we have a fun job … Check this out, circa 1996 … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Serenity, Gayle, Veronica Hart, Risque News Insight] |
6/24/02 | In an atypical caving of conscious, we’ve been won over by office lobbying efforts to post some of the more “timely” stories as they’re, well, timely. D.Minion been after us to sort of bop back and forth between past and present for some time, but Dee finally won us over. For those of you that have seen the office cam shows, you’ll know just how persuasive Dee can be. Wendy’s got a new “do” and D.Minion was on set with her (and, coincidentally, Dee) just last month. Now you can read about Naked Hollywood, Wendy-style, and see her new hair too. Next task is to get Wendy over to the office to show us more of her do’s and don’ts, as they are. Hey, maybe all her hair has a new style … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Christi Lake, Kim Chambers, Nina Hartley, D.Minion] |
6/21/02 | Well, we have inane country music references. We have rare sitings of both D.Minion and some Lucky fellow. We have Kristal as a blonde, Dee as a sex object, and Devinn as her typical Diva. What’s most important, though, seems to be what we don’t have: We don’t have even one f**king picture of a koala. Good to see things are back to their usual abnormal state around here. Read about Devinn’s 5 Rooms, or just look at the 98 pictures of WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN. Dang, that felt good … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Dee, Kristal Summers, Kelsey Heart, April, D.Minion] |
6/9/02 — 6/19/02 | As a kind of change of pace, and because a lot of us are in Jamaica, the skeleton crew (as we affectionately call them) has the task of posting the Epic that was the Australia trip. D.Minion calls it “Going Down (under) with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele.” We call it bizarre to say the least. We begin with a picture of a piece of furniture and an mpeg of water going down a drain — complete with sound. (So be warned.) Then it gets weird. Hey, at least you know what you’re getting, and at least you’re used to that around here … G’Day Mates … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] Pre-Trip — Day One — Day Two — Day ThreeDay Four — Day Five — Day Six — Day SevenDay Eight — Day Nine — Day Ten — Day Eleven |
6/5/02 | Art fan and avid nude model Wendy Divine sets the stage for us in a welcome diversion from cutting and pasting. We see Wendy as Divine Art, which is a heck of a lot better than looking at rows of code. Come to think of it, looking at Wendy naked (and having sex) is a heck of a lot better than almost anything we can think of. Oh, Eric’s in here too, but guys are just props, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
6/3/02 | Juli drops (by) and gives us 50! There’s been such a surge in Buried Treasure sales lately that we thought we’d put up some more stills from the scenes, as kind of a bonus for those that have seen the video. Even if you haven’t seen the video, these are some interesting tales. In addition to the 50 pictures, we have also, true to form, provided keen insight and poignant recollection–and we talk about puppies–and God. What else would you expect? [FEATURED TAGS: Nici Sterling, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight] |
June 2001 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/30/01 | We don’t have much time, but we do have a bunch of surprise pictures. Could be worse … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers] |
6/23/01 | In celebration of the expanding Kristal Summers site, we hit upon a subtle watermark so that folks might remember just where to find her. Then we set about searching for an excuse to show everyone more naked pictures of Kristal. We sought romantic inspiraiton. We thought about The Things We do for Love, and on this set Kristal Summers shows just how far she’s willing to go for her “art.” Consider Evan Stone, for example, as he seems to enjoy his role in Kristal’s fantasies. D.Minion certainly enjoys hers, and she has pictures to prove it. Let’s call it … Coming to a bookstore near you. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
6/22/01 | D.Minion’s back with yet another off the set sneak peek at Juli Ashton and the Night Calls gang. If you love the show, and you want to read about the characters, this would be a fine place to begin your exploration. If you’ve never seen the show, or couldn’t care less about it, consider this a fine opportunity to see Juli naked. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
6/21/01 | We couldn’t quite leave the gorgeous outdoor shoot with Inari & Jason McCain. Deb returns for one last interview (at least for this particular porno shoot) and more pictures of sex between the two stars. Let’s return to the scene just as Jason screams, “I am naked man!” [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
6/19/01 | It’s Deb’s version of “Wild Kingdom” as “Inari Goes au Naturale.” There’s desolation, heat, dirt, oh, and cowgirl sex, giggling blowjobs and “pussy-biting” snakes. Marlon Perkins never had it this good, and neither have our members. We want to go camping with Inari. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
6/19/01 | D.Minion’s at it again. This time she dallies with Dee, not Devinn, (She really needs to get herself some new consonants.) on yet another porn set. Video Team put together this shoot, and Dee decided to drag along our Diminutive One to teach her some “Ghetto.” It gets pretty existential relatively quickly, so you might just consider jumping to the incredibly sexy pictures of Lil’ Miss Dee. If you’re brave, read all about (Dee) Slice o’ Heaven and form your own opinions of “Lil’ Yehaw.” Yippee Kay-Yay, motherfucker. Ride ’em Cowgirl … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |
6/18/01 | You know, after thinking about this really carefully, we’re pretty sure D.Minion should actually be paying to work here. Once again she gets to traipse about Los Angeles and watch beautiful women have sex. What’s wrong with this picture? Well, nothing if you ask her. Check out her latest entry about Inari Vachs and Devinn Lane in Wicked Pictures’ Love Shack. Isn’t that the little ol’ place where people get together? [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Serenity] Big News! |
6/13/01 | Some of the most interesting people we meet are met coincidentally. Deb’s diary entry, “Onika Fox Loves Jason McCain” , is another example. Deb was driving Inari Vachs to a shoot north of LA in a beautiful outdoor setting. When they arrived, Deb met Onika and quickly decided to interview her. Another wonderful slice of porno life from Deb! [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Onika Fox] |
6/11/01 | Deb claims to have been hard at work during her recent disappearance. I’m not sure whether I believe her, but the pictures of Dee are really nice!! So, in keeping with her rather cryptic diary entry titles, Deb brings us “Zapata on Pornography.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |
6/10/01 | Risque News has blasted into orbit this past week as D.Minion dropped off THREE stories of her, appropriately enough, “Fabled” life. You can read about her “Passport to Kristal.” You can check her insights into the Porn Chic at the “XRCO Awards Show.” You can even be a voyeur at “Devinn Lane’s First Internet Chat from Home!” We’re speechless, which turns out to be a good thing: Somebody around here should be. We mentioned naked pictures, right? [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Chloe, Tiffany Mason, D.Minion] |
6/8/01 | Wonders have officially not ceased, as D.Minion pops in with another behind the scenes report from the set of Juli Ashton’s Night Calls. Playboy TV viewers have it good, but our members have it better, as they get to see and read about “The Method in the Madness.” Check this out too! [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
6/3/01 | What do you know? After years of begging, pleading, cajoling, and amidst guilt trips, incentive programs, and attempted bribes, the esteemed Ms. Ashton has FINALLY agreed to let us send someone down to cover the goings on at Night Calls. Sheesh, you’d think everyone has had a show on television in the midst of its sixth season! What Juli has heretofore considered “nothing special,” we find fascinating. Actually, it would help us a great deal if you found it so too. There’s very little worse than finally convincing someone that something is a great idea, and then have nobody notice. Please notice. Lie to us if you need to; we’re fine with that. Just check out Night Calls: April 18th, 2001. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, Dee, Inari Vachs, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion] |