| 2/27/23 |  Doing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] |
| 2/26/23 | 
GingerLynn Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 2/25/23 | 
ReelRisque Job Insecurity[STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video] |
| 2/24/23 | 
Shayla Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish] |
| 2/22/23 | 
GingerLynn Go Orgy or Go Home[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video] |
| 2/20/23 |  On this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 2/18/23 | 
DeesClub Post Birthday Dee Lighting[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele] |
| 2/17/23 | 
GingerLynn Caught by Intent[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 2/15/23 | 
247AdultStars Syren Blares for Another Completed Year[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 2/14/23 |  In a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video] |
| 2/13/23 |  One cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video] |
| 2/12/23 |  Apparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to … well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything. [STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video] |
| 2/11/23 | 
247AdultStars Global Love Before a 247 Birthday[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 2/9/23 | 
RisqueNews Courting with Cause[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video] |
| 2/8/23 | 
RisqueNews Forecasting Warmth[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video] |
| 2/7/23 | 
GingerLynn Logical Preferences[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video] |
| 2/6/23 |  As team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video] |
| 2/5/23 | 
GingerLynn Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 2/4/23 |  You may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video] |
| 2/3/23 | 
GingerLynn Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right?[STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video] |
| 2/1/23 | 
Shayla How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds?[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
February 2023 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aimee Addison| Alexandra Silk| Alison Tyler| Alliyah Sky| Anais| Asia Carrera| Beth Bennett| Celeste| Charlie Laine| Cherry Poppens| Crystal Breeze| Dani Jensen| Dee| Devinn Lane| Faith Leon| Goldie| Hannah Shaw| Holly Wellin| Jeanie Marie Sullivan| Jenna Haze| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Julie Strain| Katja Kean| Kayla Paige| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krisz| Kylie Ireland| Lois Ayers| Maddy O'Reilly| Madelyn Marie| Maya Kendrick| Michael Ninn| Nadia Styles| Natalia Robles| Naudia Nyce| Nautica Thorn| Nikita| Olivia Parrish| Rachel James| Raven| Roxanne Rollan| Satine Spark| Shayla LaVeaux| Stacey Donovan| Summer Cummings| Sydnee Steele| Syren Sexton| Victoria Lawson
Year:2023
Month:February
As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can 
When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the 
Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor 
Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling 
The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see 
We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 
We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of 
We do not often create an entire post on behalf of one specific member, although that does happen on very special occasions certainly. We do with some regularity, however, have a specific — and therefore quite special — member in mind as we go through discussions about various options in the queue. If, say, we knew of a wonderful member that spoke fluent Japanese, we might think he could add some valuable insight into our Tokyo Cream Puffs 15 full-length feature movie today. We would never impose upon him by asking for help or anything, but he’s exceptionally bright and will likely figure it out. … Did we mention he’s also special and wonderful? [STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Riku Sena Video, Makoto Kalosaki Video, Konomi Video, Yui Video]
We have actually met a few people who enjoy shooting orgies. Granted we have not met that many who enjoy shooting orgies who are not IN the orgies themselves, but honestly that makes sense. Imagine looking down to see a person quite near an orgasm, and what you need to say consists of, “Hey! You’re on my cable.” … This will not make you popular at this orgy, we can assure you. Still, the 
Without even the slightest amount of planning, or forethought, or nary a hint of complex reasoning, we somehow ended up marking 
If you do not evolve with technology then you will fail in your efforts to see a lot 
Astute Risqué Members will recognize that when we start putting up photo galleries that all appear to come from one movie, we have a “TOC” on the horizon. Even novice members will quickly recognize, however, that we tend to decorate those updates — when they appear on Risqué Proper, compared to, say, ReelRisque — with humorous insights and video. (Although the latter would fall into a category decidedly different from humorous.) Honestly choosing inspiration as a focus on this holiday was pure accident with Emphasis on Attitudes today, but often the best inspirations happen in just this fashion, if you think about it. … That said, anyone who chooses to fight politically on a national holiday reserved to remember one of the most peaceful and inspirational humans ever to live falls way too far into the self-absorbed category for us to even consider. Idiots. … We feel comfortable with the opinion that Astute Members do not fall into that group. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Michael Ninn]
For people that work regular jobs, it sure seems like a whole bunch of holidays get lumped into a relatively short period of time, basically giving enough 3-day weekends in the last quarter of the year that people really start to miss them when the new year starts. A person can get certifiably Holidazed as we look at it. And basically when we look at things, you can be fairly certain of two things. First, the perspective will come from a direction ranging from odd to absurd, and second, there will be nudity involved. Hey, life is short. Try not to wear too many clothes. [STAR TAGS: Holly Day Video]
Industry lives tend to be fairly interwoven, as we really do function as a small community housed in a giant city (or three, now). Somehow in the midst of this, the Risqué Commune sites developed 
Let’s be honest: Add the word “crotchless” to pretty much any sort of attire, and you have added a most definite adult flair to any potential interest out there. Now granted, one may not spend a lot of time wondering about the nature of any tailor tricks involved in creating the costumes in this 
We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post 
Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the 
We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for 
Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the 
When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The 
Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about 
Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that 
Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching 