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October 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/28/08

Apparently the “business” Internet connections in the U.K. don’t function the same way as the ISPs do over here in civilization. Poor Maverick has waited almost a week to get his connection back, as they keep sending someone out to “try something” and then it doesn’t work so they just promise another technician will be by in 24-48 hours. … For our part we decided to help the chap out by posting his 247 update and telling everyone about it here. This method has the distinct benefit of allowing us to say pretty much whatever we want, and he can’t even check it to defend himself. We’re off to LA for the next “super-secret” shoot, but rumor has it that we’ll at least be able to talk about it next week, so that’s a plus. First thing we’ll do when we get back this weekend will be to make corrections to protect Mav’s reputation. … Probably. It would be wrong to title this Sandie Caine is Able, right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Sandie Caine]

Sandie Caine, Conveniently
10/24/08

So it may not rank up there with Aristotle and the Round Earth theory, or Pythagoras and his Theorum(s), or Newton and the Apple on the some silly scale like “change the evolution of human thought and civilization” or anything, but today a new risqué author confronts a challenge of impressive proportions as he attempts to set about placing porn in relative perspective. That said, we will warn you: History is good — often sad, generally misremembered, and continually open to debate, but “good” in a wholesome sense of the word. Our dear historian here, however, should probably spend just a little more time on the language arts, however, at the very least learning a few more words. He should be more intrepid, for example. For our part, consider this a most winsome threesome. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Charlie Laine]

A decidedly not very intrepid, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, and Charlie Laine.
10/20/08

It seems that the St. Louis Rams have suddenly decided that they’re a professional football team. Hmm. Apparently some things do change. Closer to home, D.Minion has decided that she’s a “very” big fan of Dee, Mr Marcus, and Juli Ashton. Hmm. … And apparently some things do not change. Now if you’ve decided not to watch the Broncos on Monday Night Football on ESPN this evening, because you really don’t care, you at least have some other — certainly more nude — forms of entertainment with which to fill your time. Naturally we don’t understand that decision, since these video clips will be here tomorrow too, but you do have that options. … See? Some things definitely do not change. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Taren Steele, Charlie, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Vicca, Exclusive Video]

Dee. Shyness assured by white latex. Dee's not always shy.
10/16/08

Maverick has a bit to say about Harry’s last party today, what with him being all in the party mood again with Vegas and mucho porn partying on the horizon. For our part we bring some party favors in the form of a delicate “Pink Package” to add to the festivities. That’s said, it’s still before Halloween here and before the Presidential Election, as you certainly can’t miss hearing about unless you’re living under a rock or something. Still, according to many, many television commercials, they’re even “finding the Internet” under remote rocks these days, so who knows? We do know that the candidates ought to address the resilient “truth in advertising” issue tonight, along with the more predictable “Economy” and “War” and “Ain’t this current President sucky?” comments. Thinking about Halloween, D.Minion has already begun buying candy (because she loves any excuse for sugar), and yesterday we ate an entire bag of Smarties in the office. You know that this morning not a one of us felt appreciably more intelligent at all? Fortunately, you don’t have to be really bright to know what “Pink Package” refers to. That’s handy. … [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Wendy Divine, Chasey Lain]
10/9/08

Ah, but sometimes you just love the easy ones. Not that we’re saying you could consider Lorraine Sisco “easy” , of course. Because that would be wrong. But during her Tall Goddess days she certainly qualified as a daring and curious lass, and to her credit she hasn’t forgotten the fun of that type of — call it performance. Also when the entire focus today has to do with a refreshingly positive outlook on higher education in America, well, you take your respites when you can. If congress hasn’t taught us anything lately, we should at least try to remember that. Well, we should remember that and it’s very good to be an AIG executive. [FEATURED TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Exclusive Video]

Lorraine studying deeply. For sure.
10/5/08

Juli Ashton celebrates a birthday today, and thus D.Minion happily compiled a celebration in her own odd way. Imagine that. … Then we pointed out that Juli shares a birthday with one of the original risqué contribution team, and yet D.Minion has overlooked him completely. As only DM can do, when faced with the apparent contradiction, she explained simply, “But it’s Juli.” Oh. That helps. We’ve given a more complete analysis of the — call it thought process — here, just in case you decide that watching the NFL seems like a good plan. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, D.Minion]

A vat of the Juli Ashton recipe.
10/3/08

You ever meet anyone that just can’t throw anything away? To these unusual creatures “old, obscure, and useless” somehow morphs in their brains into “retro, cool, and valuable,” and most of (read: sane among) us have no idea how this happens. Well, D.Minion has been a bit ill lately, giving her an unusual amount of time wandering the recesses of her … um … unique abode. Understanding that this place boasts overflowing shelves of Sonny and Cher dolls, you can see that it always frightens us when DM spends too much time there. The brain can only take so much 70’s influence before it starts rebelling, at least that’s our theory. Now consider the “super-secret extra collection” of risqué memorabilia she unearthed recently, and you have some idea of what you’re in for today. It won’t make anything easier to “grok” (since we’re using retro terms), but sometimes just trying to figure out how you got to a place can help. At least you can try to avoid the problem in the future. For our part we’ve issued an official memo forbidding D.Minion from ever getting sick again. [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor, Rayveness, Alexis DeVell Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Taren Steele, D.Minion]
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September 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/08

Members of Congress have apparently forgotten the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf! You see, after a while, people just don’t believe you anymore. And that sucks. On the upside, and true to his nature, Maverick with 247AdultStars today, has decided not to worry about any “Economic Crisis” and instead focus on very fine breasts. Now we’re not sure if having everyone take some time out of their chaos to just appreciate boobs, but we are sure that it certainly can’t hurt anything. And that would be a pleasant change. You see, around here we remember The Boy story, and we also remember Chicken Little. Apparently our “leaders” aren’t really even smarter than a first grader. Jeff Foxworthy cannot be impressed. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers getting to her points.
9/27/09

And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Sindee Coxx]

Shayla, back in the fold, so to speak.
9/26/08

Occasionally around here we sometimes do things like we said we’d do. Of course other than meaning that none of us has ever worked in Congress, that doesn’t mean that much. Still, we did manage to find the inside scoop on the Inari Vachs party that Mav mentioned on the Members’ Message Board, and that makes him happy. Not that we really care all that much if the Brits are happy all the time, but less whiny always seems a bonus. We should be nice to them, actually, because a great many European states border another country, and so that makes a whole lot of Europeans experts on foreign policy. We need those folks around. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Inari Vachs, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Maverick and Inari Vachs, both clearly foreign relations experts.
9/23/08

Lon sometimes has a plan. However, Lon occasionally does not have a plan, and this generally occurs when he’s about to spend quality time with various beautiful women. Then Lon’s too concerned about his equipment to form much of a plan. … Fortunately for all of us, Lon’s worrisome equipment in this case turns out simply to be a new digital camera. Now you know it’s safe to enter. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Miyoko Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Lon not actually worried about his equipment at this point.
9/19/08

So we have a 700 Billion Dollar problem and the President says, “Oops. Those darned Wall Street People …. But we’re winning the war. Did I mention?” … Granted it has been some time since Econ 101, but it seems like actually printing money to solve a problem doesn’t turn out to be a very good long-range solution. Still, it is America and we can’t have a whole bunch of rich people all of the sudden becoming poor people. That just won’t do. … On the upside, we’re avoiding the economic issues of the time and using D.Minion’s view of “Innocence”  — perhaps as a metaphor for its loss, but still …. We will say here, though, that Latin class was just about as long ago as Econ 101, but maybe we should try to remember this little diddy: nosce te ipsum. Know thyself. … Or at least try to pay attention to history. … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Love, Amber Rayne, Jamie Elle, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

What they worry about instead of domestic financial markets.
9/14/08

Philosophy and Economics provide our focus today, at least if you ignore the whole “Kristal Summers naked and doing a Cam Show” thing. Now we don’t want to criticize over a century and a half of higher education standards in the United States, but if more professors used visual aids like Kristal Summers, we all might learn a lot more easily. At the very least we wouldn’t miss class just because we don’t feel well, or we’re too tired, or we’re hung over, or any such silly reason. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal's benefits peeking through her “net” contribution.
9/9/08

Don’t you just love a good palindrome? You know what makes a really fun one? … 41-14 … Now that may not be up there for most of you with “Madam in Eden I’m Adam” but if you happen to be a Monday Night Football fan (well, and you don’t happen to be from Oakland), then 41-14 seems like one of the best palindromes you’ve ever seen. Of course none of this has anything at all to do with Inari Vachs, or anything else we’re talking about today, truth be told. But if you’ve been a Bronco fan for very long at all, you know that you’d better take your “happy mornings” when you can get them. We should mention that you might think carefully about reading something called “Wear for Thou Art” , however. And if you make it all the way through today’s post, you’ll also learn to be careful what you wear around us: We take pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Nice. But better when you can read what it says.
9/6/08

So we’re back from yet another super-secret movie shoot, and this one we really can’t talk about. The allegations and law suits are flying back and forth like the ball in an Olympic ping pong tournament, and we don’t feel much like being the net (if we might continue the metaphor). However, all remains far from lost as we can talk about a dear individual, Taren Steele. What with all the recent publicity that Governor Palin has given “moms” in general, it seemed appropriate — and a lot safer. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

A (Taren) Steele Will
9/1/08

In honor of Kristal’s Birthday (!) today, Maverick has been learning about the power of the Press Badge. This time he takes us behind the scenes into an “adult industry only” party at a London club. As you might expect, he didn’t deviate that much from his usual pursuits, as he basically went in search of large breasts. (There’s the “honor of Kristal Summers” part, in case you didn’t notice.) Interestingly, the British (and visiting) Breasts seemed to pale in comparison, understanding of course that your basic Southern California breast actually “tans in comparison” to most others. Still, that’s never diminished our interest in them. We can leer regardless of skin tone. We’re talented that way. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

Breast Wishes from across the Atlantic.
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July 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/08

Did you ever do anything really dumb just because a good friend wanted you to? Yeah, well, this doesn’t exactly qualify as jumping off a cliff, or climbing up and painting the town water tower or anything, but we’re still putting up a story today that in good conscience we must simply encourage all of you not to read. For some undoubtedly deeply psychological reason, D.Minion has decided that we’re really all quite interested in a couple of aging domestic animals, and she has gone so far as to provide pictures (to our great shame). That said, we always make it easy for you to skip down to the bottom of an entry just by hitting the little camera icon at the top of the page, and you should definitely do that today. Once there you’ll find that we did manage to sneak in a bit of lesbian shower fun with Taren Steele and Juli Ashton — and there’s not a household pet in site. We really need to define more carefully the kind of  Pets we’re interested in here. DM’s obviously quite confused. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Yep. It's exactly what it looks like: a puppy and a kitty. Don't ask us why.
7/29/08

Maverick has taken a break for rebuilding his tour to share his views of Day One of Erotica Los Angeles. The lad likes to visit the U.S. and always has a slightly colorful perception of the trips. Of course Mav would say “colourful” — which sort of typifies the charm we think. We’ve long since tried to correct such decidedly British inflections, just so you know. We’d hate for him to get his knickers in a bunch, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Erotica LA, Lexi Love, Natasha Nice, Rebeca Linares, Bree Olson, Sunny Lane, Mikayla Mendez, Stormy Daniels, Sasha Grey, Savanah Gold, Exclusive Video]

A new “electric” wicked woman on the horizon.
7/26/08

Blatantly bowing to peer pressure today, we’re going ahead and talking about “the men in porn” — basically because the women around here won’t stop whining. That said, we’re bringing in Alex Sanders and his more than able assistant for the day, Ms. Bree Olson, from back before she was an Adam & Eve contract player, of course. Have you ever noticed that just when you start thinking you’re without peer a bunch of pesky ones start annoying you? Yeah, well, we’ve always thought humility to be an over-rated characteristic anyway. Still, we did bow to the pressure, and for your part, feel free to peer away — as it were. For our part, we’ll simply conclude with the newest male bellow in the office, which seems ironically appropriate when talking about male porn stars: Go Meat! [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson, Risque News Insight]

Alex Sanders, apparently unconcerned about how to pronounce “Bree” ...
7/20/08

Apparently, there has been grumbling among the ranks. Allegedly the senior member of the “team” here has been absent altogether too much as of late, causing the whiners to commence with their harmony. So the senior team member chips in today (with the aid of D.Minion who ranks third on that list, by the way) just to show the whipper-snappers how one should create a proper risqué post. What’s five videos, 130+ pictures, and some 5,400 words between friends, after all. We learn a bit about “Nymphos” and we learn a bit about “Lords of Porn” and those of us in the office learn that the boss eats all the Skittles when he’s here. [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Angel, Roxy Jezel Video, Audrey Hollander, Nikki Nieves Video, Brittney Skye Video, Kelly Wells, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Brittney Skye barely contains her enthusiasm for the return of the boss. She gets naked later, probably in celebration.
7/17/08

Sometimes even rather technically proficient people will leave a silly little sticky note on your monitor that says something innocuous like “Hey put together that audio interview that D.Minion did with Stephanie Swift at the last convention.”  … And then said person pops off to something or other (that will hopefully bring us all nice raises).  … Hey, we can hope.  …  Oh, and on that note, we’ll leave you with some memorable words from the same “sometimes rather technically proficient” person around here: Hmm. If it doesn’t work, at least we’ll always think it should have. [FEATURED TAGS: Stephanie Swift Audio, Kristal Summers Audio, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion]

Monique Alexander, Charlie Laine, and Penny Flame. Not Stephanie Swift, but not bad.
7/9/08

You’d think we’d learn. Every time we put up a “D.Minion at a convention” story we’re amazed at the amount of quirky information she manages to uncover — even when she tries to “tame” her approach. Then, naturally, as we go through the process of adding our minutiae (which sometimes turns out not to be all that “minute” if you want to be technical about it) the posts seem to take on a life of their own — typically a very weird life. … Well, you’ll be happy (or maybe sad) to know that we’ve done it again with Erotica LA, 2008. If you do nothing else in life, at least you should try to be consistent, we think. Consistently good occasionally happens as a bonus, but we always strive for that. It’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Stephanie Swift, Christy Canyon, Miyoko Video, Jessica Drake, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Rayveness, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Some legs up on the competition.
7/4/08

So we decided to make it Kristal Summers week. Although it seems unlikely we’d get much complaint on the matter, we did have some reasoning behind the decision, just so you know. You see, we noticed that it’s the Fourth of July. And what could be more All American than a Beautiful Busty Blonde in Bed? And if you can have alliteration and celebration, you might as well quit while you’re ahead. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers, the beautiful, busty, blonde in question.
7/1/08

Reading a book the other day we realized that we don’t say “various and sundry” enough around here, particularly when you realize that this phrase pretty much sums up our lives. So we’re down shooting some more content and we stop for lunch. As we pull in to the lot for our favorite Valley-Local “Burger, Hot Dog, Chinese Food” joint, we notice a new bus stop bench out front advertising a “Topless Truck Wash” . Now presumably they don’t wash only topless trucks, but that’s still not overly odd. It’s LA, after all. Then we pop into a restroom inside and notice an expression of the quickly dying graffiti art written on the wall above the urinal. “Fuck the bitch, Suzie” it said, and it gave the anticipated phone number. Now other than obviously being less elegant than the traditional “For a good time” approach it didn’t really capture our attention until we read the last line reading, “Recommended by Ed.” … Don’t you just love style? Fortunately today we’re discussing neither men’s rooms nor Chinese restaurants that serve hot dogs. Instead we’ve unleashed even more “Dee on KSEX” entries, these being specifically from June 3rd and June 10th – of 2004. And we consider new entries from four years ago falling into the various and sundry category particularly well. Don’t you? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. She of very, very few equals.
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Erotica Los Angeles 2008

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Moving (Stepanie) “Swiftly” A Wicked Woman [You’ve probably learned to worry a bit when we start a post with “editorial blue” — right? Still, we did think it best this way, as the following convention report seems odd, even for D.Minion. At least this time she did not inadvertently change the mpeg settings on her […]
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