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November 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/24 Isabella DeSantosSo when you have to split a movie into two separate presentations because of the sheer volume of the … um, exercises … and you finished up part one without any real clear proof that the producers at all understood their own concepts, well, you maintain hopes that they will pull it together for the end of the show. So when that happens, you’ll most likely be disappointed, by the way. On the other hand, they do feature seven different beautiful women doing all sorts of wonderful things — just not the things the title would indicate they will be doing. Think of it like how Congress works, but with much better looking people. [STAR TAGS: Selma Sins Video, Summer Carter Video, Kasey Warner Video, Carmen Callaway Video, Isabella DeSantos Video, Riley Reynolds Video, Hayden Night Video]
11/28/24 Risque NewsSome of us may honestly enter today wondering why God hates us, as evidenced by the fact that we have to watch the Dallas Cowboys play on national television. … Every. Single. Year. … Others of us may be feeding the dog a whole lot more of the turkey than someone in charge may realize, if only to avoid the next two weeks being filled with “new ways” to enjoy leftovers. Others of us have lived enough years to have had family members all bop off to heaven (where presumably they can watch any team they wish play football, and they have no need for food in the first place) so that we can simply blip back a quarter of a century and smile. And be thankful all over again. And eat lasagna — which happens to be excellent left over just like it was the first time. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Vicca Nikita]
11/27/24 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Seducing Santa … (Odds of Success Would Seem Excellent)

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

11/26/24 Juli, Keri, Mark

Shayla

Head Trip Post Script

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Rebecca Lord, Telore, Danielle Rogers, Nici Sterling, Chloe, Alicia]

11/25/24 Joslyn JamesEverybody gets bored sometimes, and presuming most of us continue into adulthood our aversion to the parental doctrine that “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean” most of us figure out something to occupy our minds during those lulls. Honestly, we should all learn to cherish those rare moments when we realize, “Hey, wait. I don’t think anything is on fire right at this very moment.” … In this vein, the housewives in our new feature have apparently hit upon something both fun and profitable as a hobby, a concept we begin to consider today. If nothing else, it beats selling strange little crafts on Etsy. [STAR TAGS: Joslyn James Video]
11/24/24 Kayla Louise

247AdultStars

Definitely Not an Elf

[STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars]

11/23/24 Alice GreenYou know how when you have a plan — a perfect plan, naturally — worked out months in advance, and everything just falls into place seamlessly without even a little flaw? You know how you somehow managed to think of every tiny detail and account for each of them in your strategy to the point where people observing never even knew the possibility for disappointment even existed? … Yeah, well, this would not be one of those times. Despite what the title may imply that you will find distinctly missing, though, chances seem good you will many variations in which to find solace. And variations of solace are always good. [STAR TAGS: Kacey Jordan Video, Kayla West Video, Chanel Rae Video, Marina Visconti Video, Mandy Muse Video, Alice Green Video, Nina Elle Video] 
11/22/24 Stella CoxSeeing as how retail stores started “celebrating” Christmas sometime around Labor Day, and “Black Friday” sales have been going on for weeks now, we felt perfectly justified starting to relive a bit of 247adultstars holiday history with Stella Cox. Of course this could have had something to do with the original introduction that ended with, “Happy Holidays everyone. May you all find a Stella of your own under your tree … in your bed … whatever.” Odds seem good that your festivities will not involve someone as completely compelling as Stella, but she may be even more important to you, which matters most, after all. Besides, one can dream. Honestly this seems like why we have a holiday season at all. [STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 
11/21/24 Asia Carrera

RisqueNews

Betting with Asia

[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]

11/20/24 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

What’s Up (with) Doc

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton]

11/18/24 Ana Joy

247AdultStars

Pursuing the TILT

[STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

11/17/24 Alice Lighthouse

GingerLynn

Alix Lovell – Cici Rhodes – Gia Dimarco – Scarlet Red – Alice Lighthouse – Nadia Styles

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/16/24 Sign

RisqueNews

It Could Be Worse

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Kasey Storm Video, Sophia, Renna Ryan, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]

11/15/24 Asa AkiraWe can all get “the story” from any number of places. Granted, the source of that story may significantly affect what “the story” may be, but that seems to be a point the vast majority of people somehow overlook. Heck, all the Hope and Joy people from two weeks ago have completely changed places with The Sky is Falling people, yet both appear equally dedicated to their own narrow view of “the story” overall. Well, we figure that no matter what happens on some big stage back in Washington, D.C., we’ll all be putting gas in our cars and trying to buy food just like always. So here at Risqué, we decided the Inside Story might be a much more pleasant thing to pursue. And we have Asa Akira in our story, so neener-neener. [STAR TAGS : Asa Akira Video]
11/13/24 Taren SteeleShould we advise that we have prepared a trip for you down Electric Avenue, one might think we’d be discussing brutality and racial tensions in Brixton back in the early 1980s. Then most of us would have to go to Google to even locate Brixton (which happens to be in London, btw), and the adventurous might even wander over to give a listen to Eddy Grant. Fortunately we’re not talking about any of that. Rather we revisit Taren Steele’s journey down her own Electric Avenue. It also has a good beat, but you may not think of dancing necessarily. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
11/12/24 UKAP Christmas

247AdultStars

Seasonal Party Debut


[STAR TAGS: UKAP Christmas Party 2011, Emma Foxx, Jessica Jensen, Tanya Cox, Kandi Spitfire, 247AdultStars.com]

11/11/24 Brittany AndrewsBefore we accomplished the update and remaster of something on the short list of very favorite “companionship” moments, we introduced the event with the following. … “Today the NFL has promised that they will take none of the violence out of the professional game, while they concurrently attempt to force the highly-paid players to stop hitting each other so hard.” … Now today, today any Bronco fan can tell you that league issues aside, God clearly loves Taylor Swift a lot, so we seek to soothe some wounds with On Brittany and Beyond. It won’t change the final score, but darned if it might not make you forget about it for just a little bit. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]
11/10/24 Nichole Heiress and Amy Reid

ReelRisque

Stripper du Jour | vid

[STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video]

11/9/24 Taren Steele

RisqueNews

Steele Will

[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]

11/8/24 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Sacrificing for His Art

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

11/6/24 Lexi Love

Shayla

Caveat Emperor

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Sunset Thomas, Lexi Love, Jessica Drake]

11/4/24 Under the TableGenerally at the end of a movie called Sugar Daddy one would expect all of the players to have a daddy of the appropriate sweetness by the culmination of the festivities. You wouldn’t have a movie called Romancing the Stone and then spend the entire show chasing it, only to come up empty at the end, right? Well, sometimes people in this industry get a little distracted by all the … um … willingness … around them, and they sort of forget the point of the story. Or maybe they just figure that’s not the point anyway. Excellent final dinner party scene aside, they really could have picked a different title. What if someone picked up this movie in hopes of getting some helpful hints they could apply in their own lives, huh? What then? [STAR TAGS: Brooke Jameson Video, Chloe Delaure Video, Gem Sparkle Video]
11/3/24 Lesbian RehabWe can see no reasons that lesbians might need a kind of rehab fundamentally different from rehab for anyone else, and yet we have Lesbian Rehab presented to us with all the inherent confusion that title provides. Then again, we have been accused of reading too much into adult movie titles before. Come to think of it, we have been accused of simply reading too much before. Well, maybe just look at the pretty pictures. They’re moving, you know. [STAR TAGS: Chanell Heart Video, Elexis Monroe Video, Yasmine de Leon Video, Angelina Chung Video, Mary Jane Mayhem Video, Lotus Lane Video, Nikki Peyton Video]
11/1/24 Kaylan NicoleAt least for those of us in America, this would be the month where we eat all the leftover Halloween candy — including the bags that we hid so they never got opened — and then prepare to stretch our stomachs during football games so that we’re in playing shape for the official Thanksgiving meal on that last Thursday. Around here, though, we honestly try to be thankful all year round, and we tend to be more beer than candy people (which is why God invented warehouse refrigerators). We do believe in special moments, though, and we see nothing wrong with throwing Thanks All Around when the mood suits us. [STAR TAGS: Serenity Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Nikita Denise Video, Christy Lake Video, Zana Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video, Sindee Coxx Video]

November 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/21 Lisa De Leeuw, Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Blow (It) Off

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lisa de Leeuw Video]

11/26/21 Kristina RoseAnd thus it begins, this immense epic that is Bluebird’s “BatFXXX” … or at least the Risqué Way of having fun with it begins today. Other things happening today include celebrating Tina Turner’s birthday (82 and still probably leaving those good jobs in the city), remembering this as the anniversary of Captain Cook first hitting Maui (and therefore the serious screwing of the pooch began), and the building of many, many … many … variations on the turkey sandwich begins in earnest across America. We love Tina around here, of course, but we still think we win. [STAR TAGS: Blake Rose Video, Kristina Rose Video] 
11/25/21 Taren SteeleWe all have our own traditions on Thanksgiving Day, and those of you that know us at all will not find it surprising in the least that we spent some time providing enough video footage today to cover an entire half of a football game. (Let’s be honest, the NFL does not pick these games based on good teams, but rather on whether or not they still have teams in Dallas and Detroit. Skipping just a half might not be enough, but you can watch this all twice, so that could help.) This year we decided to be Thankful for Taren Steele, which you will understand completely once you finish the episodes. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele Video]

11/22/21 Claudia Valentine

GingerLynn

Do It for Yourself

[STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine Video]

11/21/21 Dee Nude ... HonestWe decided to bookend our giving thanks early weekend with vintage Dee, in a very, very rare setting. Let’s just say that if you ever have a new water housing for your video camera, and you get a chance to pop off to a nude beach in Jamaica, you should bring Dee with you to help try out the equipment. It will help. A lot. … We were talking about the camera equipment by the way, in case any of you dirty-minded people out there thought something different. For the record, Dee gets lots of offers to try out equipment on a nude beach. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video]
11/20/21 CatherinieThe forced introspection required by Adobe bailing on flash may have put us in a more gracious seasonal mood than usual. Or it could be simply that this year feels at least slightly better than that other “year which shall never be spoken“ (but rhymes with plenty-plenty, as in we had plenty of that crap to last a lifetime). Times like these almost make us want to forgive Adobe. … OK. So that’s a lie. We’re still pissed as hell about that whole flash thing. We’re remarkably pensive and prematurely thankful about Michael and Eddie, however. It’s weird. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Eddie Van Halen Video, Michael Ninn]
11/19/21 BatFXXX Co-starsWhen you have to preface a major work that already has a preface, well, it sounds like things might get confusing. When you have to have an actual debate about BAMOSM as a new helpful acronym to keep around, well, then you have your proof that sanity may indeed not be on the agenda for today. Of course we have Kristal Summers to help alleviate some of the male-focused publicity surrounding another of those super parody hero, campy cartoony things coming out of Bluebird. Fortunately we have no depictions of murder in our cartoons, unlike those coming out of the United States Congress, sadly enough. … Good grief. Y’know? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, Nikita Denise]
11/17/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Therapy of a Sort

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

11/16/21 Cristal Breeze and Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Undergarment Surprise

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Crystal Breeze Video]

11/15/21 Mari PossaAmong the 500 greatest rock songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone, you will find Rhiannon. Maybe. Honestly their list suffers from a complete absence of anything approaching “user friendly” should you try to navigate it. D.Minion’s adaptation of Rhiannon — more Celtic Goddess than pure Stevie Nicks in intent — scores amazingly high in User Friendly, however. Could be we took advantage of our favorite Butterfly to accomplish that goal. We may not know much about Celtic Mythology, but our Spanish ain’t mal. Also, we happen to like this butterfly a lot. [STAR TAGS: Mari Possa Video]
11/14/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Oh, Goodness GUSH O’Mighty

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kristal Summers, Hannah Harper Video, Missy Monroe Video, Sindy Lange Video, Angela Stone Video, Lisa Ann Video, Ana Nova Video]

11/13/21 Breanne Benson

RisqueNews

Phases of the Moons

[STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video]

11/12/21 Juli Ashton & Dee

DeesClub

“Boxing” with Dee & Juli

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Juli Ashton Video, Exclusive Dee Video, Michael Ninn]

11/11/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Fondling Memories

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

11/10/21 Georgia Adair

RisqueNews

Georgia on Her … Mind … (to begin)

[STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Justine Joli Video]

11/9/21

GingerLynn

No Place Like Holmes

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

11/8/21 Kristal SummersWinter must be coming, because we have started to see people wearing coats and even (gasp) long pants outside in Los Angeles. Of course we’ve seen some don mittens when the temperature drops into the 60s, so you should probably not set your barometer of sanity on the residents of Southern California — something you have never once considered doing regardless. Still when this time of year comes around, we do like to celebrate our own personal Summers, as in Kristal. Truth be told, we do that in every season, but that makes it no less fanciful today. In Summers time, as we know, the livin’ is easy. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

11/7/21 Aleska Nicole

GingerLynn

Raven Rockette – Brandy Aniston – Kelly Shibari – Emily Kae – Kiki Daire – Rebecca Bardoux

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/6/21 The World According to LonAttempting to be compassionate, sensitive, and contemporary leaders, the State of Colorado passed a law banning Native American mascots at public schools, yada-yada …. This past week a North Dakota organization representing Native Americans sued the state claiming the new ban “unlawfully enacts state-sanctioned race discrimination” against Native American residents. … Looking ahead at what we’re supposed to do, can be not that pleasant really. However, as we come to grips with yet another missed AEE opportunity in January, looking back a decade with Lon, and with Steve can be darned fun. You get to play Name that Strip Club Tune with Shayla and Kristal again too. We feel safe about this, because there were no Native American songs in the list. … Unless there should have been now, in which case we messed up. It’s all very confusing. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, AEE 2012]

11/4/21 Isabella

Cythereas

Red of the Pale Pink Variety

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

11/3/21 Kim Chi

GingerLynn

Kim Chi, but Not the Sour Kind

[STAR TAGS: Kimberly Chi Video]

11/2/21 Kaylan Nicole

Shayla

Teasing & Definitely Not Teasing

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video]

11/1/21 Taylor RainPerhaps she wants to Rock. Or maybe she even wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long. Maybe she simply feels like she has to Fight for Her Right to Party. Whatever the case, Taylor Rain helps us rather ironically become less mystified as she ushers in more Mystified on this first day of a (suddenly late in the year) month. Honestly, after finishing the presentation today, Taylor may not have all that many mysteries left — which does not in any way diminish her intrigue, strangely enough. If only all of life possessed such illuminating dichotomy. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video]

February 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/13 Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
For the record, we are not shocked. Sad, maybe.
2/21/13 What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com]
Beyond a Shadow of a Route
2/18/13 Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] 
Our Beaches of Cheyenne
2/14/13 What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
Love is in the Air
2/11/13 One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
Not Actually a “Donut,” Per Se
2/7/13 If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com]
Unnecessary Instructions
2/5/13 A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk]
Monitoring Kristal Summers
2/2/13 According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake]
Dee and Kristal — Not Fuddy-Duddy at All

January 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/13

Don’t you just hate it when two roads diverge in the yellow woods, and come to find out you’ve been in the redwoods this whole time? Then when you find out that all the pretty girls were in those yellow woods, well, it can make you really sad. On the upside, we always have hope for the next time, just as soon as we figure out where we should be wandering. That’s the trouble with the Internet: It created too many forests. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Diamond, Zarena Summers Video, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

A Lexi in a Different Forest
1/28/13

If you work in Information Technology (IT) you probably have compiled your own list of things you really do not want to hear from people in your company. We feel safe in assuming that, “Hey, how do I get chocolate out of my keyboard?” to be right up there with the icky ones. … It seems that D.Minion has discovered something called “Choco Tacos” recently, though, and she approaches their use with her usual confident naiveté. Sometimes that works out better for her than others as you will with see with the soon to be classic game, Name That Strip Club Tune. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea]

Whistle A Happy Tune
1/23/13

As it turned out, not everyone did in fact get to go to the AEE this year, as one of those boring (but well paying) “other” kinds of clients required attention. Consequently those of us that did attend will need to explain all the wildly entertaining things they missed this time around — and we get to do it for an entire year. (Woo-HOO!) … So … the group set ground on a tour of this oft-charted desert isle … and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that we’ll get to later. For now, just understand that we had a million phones, a billion lights, and many motor cars to go with a skipper, at least a couple millionaires (but no wives), one professor, many, many movie stars — and likely at least a few first matings going on.  [STAR TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

Shayla Commenting on 1994
1/14/13

Since for some reason we all find ourselves heading out to the parade of porn stars in Las Vegas this year, we thought we should leave you for a week or so with the fine thoughts and images of Lon and Kylie. Come to find out, once people discover that Kristal Summers will be riding with us to the AEE, suddenly everyone sees a critical need for their attendance. When we take the 7-hour drive with Maverick, we don’t have nearly so many volunteers. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Julia Ann, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Sunny Leone, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Skin Diamond]

Tori Black and Lon. Peas in a Pod. Possibly.
1/12/13

Actually naming an adult movie “Naked” would be like choosing “Food” as the name for a cookbook. Fortunately the wise folks at Adam & Eve decided not to follow the “working title” recommendation, choosing Intimate Encounters 3 as the official release name. Granted, once people start putting numbers after a title it does tend to diminish the program as unique unto itself, but with D.Minion on set for Day One, we can be absolutely sure of one thing: We will definitely get unique. [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Misty Stone Exclusive Video, Ashlynne Leigh Exclusive Video, Marie McCray]

Not all of the 249 photos from this day feature puppies, just so you know.
1/9/13

Anyone can cover a porn convention and come up with fascinating insights and (even more easily) photographs of beautiful women. But only truly exceptional folks can cover a porn convention before it even happensas Steve has done today. Granted, technically this all refers to the 2012 convention, but that’s a minor detail. Porn stars. Real Dolls. And Lon. … What else does one need in order to provide concupiscent enlightenment? (OK. So you could need a dictionary. Maybe.) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Brooklyn Lee, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Belladonna, Tasha Reign, Stormy Daniels, Sophie Dee, Ron Jeremy]

Real Doll & Lon. Not Pictured: Local Police
1/5/13

Suppose you had a friend that justified trying to put a Hello Kitty toaster and a giant troll doll in her carry-on luggage by explaining that any TSA agent that found them in her checked baggage might be tempted to steal them? And suppose this same friend spent her free time watching her favorite types of adult movie scenes, these being either double penetrations or solo female? … Well in that case another friend that spent her first few minutes in a new location looking for fun places to masturbate might seem sort of normal, right? Life is simply a matter of perspective with D.Minion and Shayla around. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

On Innovation and Plumbing with Shayla
1/1/13

We could talk about how simply postponing a decision for two months does not “avoid” a cliff nearly so much as “postpone” it. Or we could talk about how the “last minute” congressional compromise sure looks a heck of a lot like the exact same solution they had on the table a couple of weeks ago. … But why would we do that when we could welcome 2013 with Dee’s 4-Way Lesbian Dilemma instead? Clever beings that we are, we decided that we would not. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Watching Politics and Sausage-Making