| 4/30/24 | 
ReelRisque See More, Feed Me | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole] |
| 4/29/24 |  Have you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video] |
| 4/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts] |
| 4/27/24 |  We make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] |
| 4/25/24 |  If we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/24 | 
ReelRisque Chase Your Dreams | pics[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson] |
| 4/22/24 |  One has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video] |
| 4/21/24 | 
247AdultStars Couch Your Pleasure[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/20/24 |  One thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video] |
| 4/19/24 |  True Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet] |
| 4/16/24 | 
247AdultStars Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/14/24 | 
ReelRisque White on Wry | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
| 4/12/24 |  People say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video] |
| 4/11/24 | 
RisqueNews A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver] |
| 4/10/24 |  Well, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
| 4/8/24 |  Some people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video] |
| 4/7/24 | 
GingerLynn Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
| 4/6/24 |  On the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video] |
| 4/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/4/24 | 
Shayla AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
| 4/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows] |
| 4/2/24 | 
247AdultStars Memorialize the Mammaries |
| 4/1/24 | 
Cythereas Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
April 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aiden Starr| Alektra Blue| Alexa Nicole| Alexis Love| Amanda Tate| Amy Reid| Angie Savage| Annie Cruz| Brooklyn Chase| Candy Manson| Cate Harrington| Catie Parker| Chantelle Fox| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Daisy Rock| Dee| Devinn Lane| Felicia Fox| Francesca Le'| Holly D| Holly Hearts| Ichigo| Jennifer White| Jessica Drake| Jezebelle Bond| Jillian Janson| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Keri Windsor| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Krysty Myst| Lana Croft| Lexi Belle| Lexxi Tyler| Lindsey Meadows| Max Mikita| Maya Divine| Melissa Monet| Nichole Heiress| Nicole Sheridan| Phoenix Ray| Rayveness| Roxanne Hall| Shawna Lenee| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Tate| Veronique Vega| Wendy Divine| Wendy Taylor
Year:2024
Month:April
A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s 
So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to 
“Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with 
Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that 
What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the 
Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with 
Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the 
Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the 
If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we 
We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that
Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at 
Tonight seems like the perfect time to be talking about Possession as a matter of fact. Of course one has many options when seeking the creme de la spooky, and to be fair, this would be a terrible choice should that be your desire here. Carmen Luvana has stoked many an emotion in folks over the years, but never once have we heard someone respond as she walked away, “Gosh. That was spooky.” … Now given your personal living situation, you may want to wait until later in the evening to begin enjoying this Risqué Feature Presentation. Once it starts, you’re not going to feel much like answering the door. Just be sure you have saved yourself some of the good candy — however you choose to define that. [STAR TAGS: Neveah Ashton Video, Natalia Wood Video, Carmen Luvana Video, Olivia del Rio Video, Amber Rain Video, Dominica Leoni Video]
According to rumor, 
Seeing as how a current visit to your local Home Depot will reveal some depleted Halloween offerings pushed aside in favor of a full-blown Christmas display — in October in case you had not noticed — we felt perfectly justified in putting up a 247AdultStars “Happy Christmas” message today. OK. So 
We do some admittedly odd things around here, but we do not, as a rule, completely restructure two “movies” into one much more coherent presentation. That said, we are not trying to get income from two releases instead of one, relying wholeheartedly on a completely ignorant customer base. (Historically that never turns out well, by the way.) We have crafted BNBs … BETTER now, however, and you can enjoy its first episode today. Just for fun you might look up AMA Video and see what a stellar impact they had on our business. [STAR TAGS: Veronika Raquel Video]
In honor of Maverick’s look back at his last AEE, we decided to continue our trend of remastering “how AVN used to be” with a presentation featuring thousands of words, hundreds of pictures, and 6-7 videos (maybe more, this one really does go on and on) from the 2018 show. On the upside, this puts our Industry Event Reminders task complete for the last six years. Of course two of those years there were no in-person events because of that … thing we had. Remember that Thing? We are hoping this year helps us forget. … Or, y’know, we’ll all get sick and die. … AVN has a new venue this year, so we shall see, but wait until we get back to those “early century” events. Now those were a thing to behold. [STAR TAGS: AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) 2018] 
A really famous good and wise fellow once said that beer is proof that God loves us. Of course these days we’re supposed to forget all the good that came from our founding era because of the prevalence of the undeniably bad. Society changes, and sometimes it takes a little time on the planet to realize that little important fact. This does not mean that we should forget, or certainly not condone, all actions from our history, but painting it all in horrible colors misrepresents the past and belittles the sacrifices of all those who have for generations worked to make life better for all of us. Of course one would need to teach that history to acknowledge its importance, but that debate belongs in a different forum. For our part, we will just be happy that 
We have had remarkably little time to pontificate as of late, what with the barrage of new video and home page renovations hitting the Risqué Commune sites, so we intentionally built in a slight pause today. For example, “as I walk along, I wonder what went wrong with our love” … at least some of the time anyway. And then I think, “Oh, yeah. It was probably that boning your sister thing that caused a bit of our discord.“ Others may have different answers to that question, but we’d venture to say not many will have nearly so clear an indication as to a likely explanation. So in a jump to a completely different (and distinctly more pleasant) topic — with Uncle Gibby in tow for good measure — we shall reminisce a tad about … 
At some point in your life you will start interpreting birthday greetings as people saying, “Hey, you’re not dead yet. Congratulations!” … Cytherea has many, many years before that time, however, and giving some thought about what to give her this year turned into a rousing good time at the office. Then again, basically everything involving 
Naturally we all take a bit of pride when someone in our group moves on to more conventional and potentially profitable ventures, but one needs to have no small amount of ego to make it very long in this business, so we’re certainly not above feeling sorry for ourselves when this may happen. In fact, we might even berate a dear friend for simply considering such a move, mostly because of how that impacts us, of course. And if that friend happens to be getting officially older this week, well, this business also requires that one be ready to answer when 
Granted “philosophies” do not often belong in the same sentence with most adult sites, but whether wonderful or terrible, we have at least never been typical. Consequently we feel comfortable telling you that we try to make the experience better for members than for the more casual folks that browse the free site. So when we ended up using a bit of retro-Ninn Renee Perez to illustrate some 
There are people driving around in cars now that were not even alive during the day where the phrase “nine-eleven” took on a horrible meaning for the rest of us. They studied Bin Laden in history class, rather than lived it live on the evening news. In fact, they probably have but little idea how people could actually plan their days around being in front of a television at a specific time in order to even hear the news. … At least we can all enjoy a new foray into 
Yeah, well, some people might consider this embarrassing, but we’ve been rolling with the flow for so long around here, that we have completely forgotten what solid ground feels like anyway. … So don’t you just hate it when people spend so much time being clever and insightful that they basically forget the point of what they were doing in the first place? On the upside, we ended up with an 
