Welcome to our world. You may occasionally find it unusual. You may often find it odd. You will certainly find it entertaining. We do. … We did say “welcome” already, right?
Hopefully these sample stories will give you some sense of the beautifully-adorned existence that life in adult entertainment brings. If you have to be something, you might as well be risque.
Y’all be careful now, y’hear?
Keep on Truckin’by Nobody Special
[Technically this update comes from a ReelRisqué entry that features a friend we have not seen in far too long, our old buddy Julian. At a distance looking every bit the former marine he was, when you got into a conversation with Julian, his warmth and general enjoyment of life always becomes apparent. Of course, having seen the look on many a woman’s face when she got a chance to “work” with Julian, we can tell he always had a lot to enjoy in life. In some places (sorry to disappoint you), size does matter.]
Aloha to Strippingby Nobody Special
I could never master a language where you use the same word for “Hello” as you do for “Goodbye”. What if I walked up to someone, and they just said “Aloha” to me? I would presume they mean “Hello” — but what if they’re secretly insulting me, and really wish I’d leave? Thus they’d mean “Aloha” in the “Goodbye” sense, right? No. I prefer to be abused the old fashioned way — directly to my face. Then I can at least use one of the various huffs of righteous indignation I’ve learned over the years.
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Wildly Innocent — But More Wild Than Innocentby Evan Less Wild
Shayla hates it when we start talking about age around here, so if you hear anything that sounds like it might be age-related, well, gosh, you must be mistaken. Don’t let it stress you too much, though: That can happen to any of us.
So Shayla and I have known each other for longer than a whole bunch of women in the business now have even been alive. … Oh, and we met at a topless bar. It’s not like we’ve known each other since we were three years old or anything. (OK. That introduction might have been just a teensy bit age-related. Nobody tell Shayla.) The point here being that sometimes spending time with someone that you’ve known for a couple of decades — particularly in an industry that tends to change players every couple of years — can be rather enjoyable. Never underestimate the value of comfortable relationships. They are rare.
Politically Correct Kitchen Coochieby Front Burner
Honestly, if you try to start thinking about politically correct porn, it will likely just make your head hurt, and you will still probably never reach a firm conclusion, pardon the expression.
See? In this industry it can be difficult to even write about being politically correct while being politically correct. So imagine our dismay to discover two young women in a kitchen talking about cooking. Granted, women do still cook, and we’re fairly certain that they still eat, but these days any stereotypical scenario raises alarm bells — which sort of begs the question about how they became stereotypical in the first place, but let’s try and just tackle one little predicament at a time, shall we?
Continue Reading RisqueSometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
