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Porn Years

Monique Alexander, Charlie Laine (cuddling) Penny Flame
[As regular perusers of the free risque “tour” can attest, we will often run articles out here that ran with their more explicit illustration many years ago. Generally something current reminds us of something back then, so we will look up the original piece and pull it out again for free display. To be clear, […]

July 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/15 Francesca Le, Alektra BlueSo you take a Blue Moon, which will not happen again for months. Then you drop that onto the end of a month that has had not only five Fridays, but five complete weekends — something that will not happen for another 823 years — and you just have to do something special. For the record, we did not check the calendars to verify that 823-year claim, but only because we found ourselves fascinated with the Risqué Blue Nudes. We always settle the math vs. naked women debate in pretty much the same way. [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video, Caprice Capone] 
7/31/15 Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Francesca Lé


Warning Becomes Alektra | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video]

7/28/15 Shayla LaVeaux


In the Moods

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7/26/15 Ana Foxxx


Trinity Rae – Zoey Foxx – Carter Cruise – Ana Foxxx – Jayden Lee – Nina Hartley

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/25/15 Juli Ahston & Taren SteeleCome to find out, today we celebrate “National Hot Fudge Sundae Day,” and that makes everyone happy. Now we’re not sure who came up with this new holiday — probably Dairy Queen — but Google recognizes it, so it must be a real thing. Have you ever thought that when the machines take over the world, it will not be Cyberdyne Systems that causes the problem, but more likely Google … or maybe Amazon? Of course until then we have more Taren Steele to enjoy with our hot fudge sundaes, and we can do that at home too. Remember when you had to put on shoes to go buy things or go to a library to use a card catalog? ICK. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video]
7/24/15 Audrey Hollander & Venus


Sweat Equity

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7/23/15 Isis Nile, Kylie Ireland


I See Hot People

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

7/22/15 Cytherea


Preening in Pinstripes

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7/19/15 Melissa Jacobs


Britney Young – Angelina Valentine – Melissa Jacobs – Nikki Daniels – Jodi Taylor – Tara Holiday

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/18/15 Chantelle Fox


Summer of Chantelle #5

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7/17/15 Darryl Hannah


Veiled Encounter

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7/15/15 Daisy MarieDid you ever have one of those days where you realize that some innocent little thing you did last week suddenly turned into one of those “What the heck just happened?” moments? Well, we don’t get those very often around here because quite frankly we have more or less worked bizarre into an art form over the past 15 years. Consequently, we pretty much expect anything at any time. Somehow, though, we managed to vastly underestimate the number of people that want to play with beautiful naked women on their computers. How could that have happened? Come to think of it, “What the heck just happened?” [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love Video, Daisy Marie Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Lynn Gambles, Melissa May]
7/12/15 Scarlet Red


Jasmeen LaFleur – Shayla LaVeaux – Kelly Shibari – Amber Chase – Scarlet Red – Christiana Cinn

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/11/15 Chantelle Fox


Summer of Chantelle #4

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7/10/15 Anais


Rookie Hue

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7/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux, Cue Boy, Phoenix Ray


Right on Cue

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Phoenix Ray Video]

7/5/15 Jacky Joy


Brooklyn Daniels – Jacky Joy – Cher Adelle – Olivia Wilder – Cici Rhodes – Marley Blaze

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/4/15 Shayla LaVeauxNo American can really think of the Fourth of July without thinking about bursts of color. One may also think about grilling, playing softball, drinking beer (often while actually playing softball), and for a few of the fortunate ones, small town parades. While we do appreciate our English friends’ offer of sending us some tea to celebrate this day, we think we’ll just go with our own Color Burst in a uniquely risque sort of parade. Besides, we very politely explained how we have already carefully stored all their tea in the harbor. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/3/15 Julia Ann, Raylene, Tommy Gunn


Anal Attentive | pics & vid

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7/3/15 Kylie on the Radio


Calling All Knights (#17)

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7/1/15 jessice drake and Monque Alexander hiding Summer StormToday we called upon our friend Monique Alexander who (sadly) had nothing to do with the “Lucky” Tattoo Trip in Vegas. Monique, however, has become rather famous (again) for getting a whole bunch of tattoos after she left Vivid, because Vivid had a contract provision denying Monique the option of getting tattoos while employed there. (Now if we could just convince Vivid to specifically disallow any massive monetary contributions to the Risque Commune while a star remains under contract. That way as soon as they leave we can expect generous contributions. … ) While Monique (technically) has no real connection to D.Minion’s tale today — beyond her omnipresent motivational one in life — she combines in a pre-inked phase with then compatriot jessica drake to provide some extraordinary illustration in both still and video renditions. In many ways, we all get lucky this time around. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake Video, Summer Storm]

February 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video]

Kylie Ireland and Shayla LaVeaux

Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]


We Decided Everybody Wins!

For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video]

Not One of the Above-Mentioned Women, Oddly

You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Overall an Excellent Kristal Summers

An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video]

Dee Better Every Day

Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video,]

jessica drake — Protector of Moths

Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video]

Safe and Sane Tiffany Mynx

Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young]

In Tents Concentration by D.Minion

You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]


January 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Probably not very many adult companies have a Dolly Parton quote framed in their entry way, but we do. During an interview one time, Dolly said, “People have no idea how much money it costs to look this cheap.” … And why might this make us think of the adult industry instead of country music? Well, people probably have no idea.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Natasha Marley, Jessica Drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Olivia Del Rio, Bailey Blue, Celeste Star, Sunny Lane, Jayden James, Jessica James, Shy Love, Kennedy Leigh, Jessa Rhodes]

Natasha Marie

One of our all-time favorite adult industry quotes came to us from Alex deRenzy who explained, “If they’re looking at my furniture, I ain’t doing my job.” … Sometimes you need to take a step back and think about the bigger picture, a task we approach both directly and subtly today. You may need to pay attention, though, because having Kristal Summers in addition to a lesbian orgy can make your thoughts wander to more immediate considerations. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, Marie Luv Video, Ruby Knox Video, Lana Croft Video, Eva Angelina Video, Sammie Rhodes Video, Sindee Jennings Video,]


Kristal Summers

How do you provide a Gestalt View of a ceremony where they give out serious awards for Best Blow Job — and women cry if they do not win? Well, every year we try to do that, and every year we think, “My, but this seems like an odd thing to do.” … In every walk of life, some things just go with the territory, though. In a porn life, they just tend to be surreal on occasion. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Samantha Saint]

The Visionary Steve Orenstein

We blast back into the membership business today, fresh from yet another fascinating (and regularly unclothed) trip to Las Vegas. OK. So maybe “blast” should be “crawl” if we find striving for complete accuracy to be important, but folks are blasting through the organization of a “boatload” of new assets even as we speak. Interestingly enough, our web site assets often include part of that word literally. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs — Likely not Thinking About our Assets at All

Visions of sprinkle donuts dance in some heads at risqué, while entirely different sorts of naked beauty dominate the thoughts of others. Now we wouldn’t want to tell anyone what they “should” enjoy, so we’ll go on record as saying should you prefer to enjoy Jayden Cole in D.Minion’s “Cole-Hearted Thriller” while you eat donuts, well, we will be just fine with that. Assuming we make it back from Vegas again, we’ll see you in a week. We’ll tell you all about it. [STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video]


Jayden Cole

For future reference let us give you a little advice that you probably do not hear every day: If at all possible, you should try really, really hard NOT to be in Pasadena on the day of the college national football championship game — at least if they happen to be playing that game at the Rose Bowl. Trust us: a quarter million drunken tourists are a lot more fun if you just watch them on television. We tend to learn by doing, however, a point to which at least a couple of the new people here can attest. As “BAAB” considers the role of Powerful Women, she does an admirable job of elevating females without being overly “BAAB to the Bone” … . (Sorry, George.) [STAR TAGS: Melissa Monet Video, London Keyes, Elexis Malone]

No Boys Necessary

To paraphrase Ron White — a pastime we rather enjoy, as you may already know — “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” Understanding that sentiment, we feel for poor Maverick and Steve who will be absent from all the naked ladies in Vegas this year. We didn’t want them to feel too badly, though, so we put together a “broad selection” (as it were, should you be one of the more politically incorrect out there) in order that they might pass the time while we’re away. We said we feel bad for them, not that we won’t have an excellent time teasing them. [STAR TAGS: Happy New Year!]

They’ve already seen Shayla naked. They probably don’t care.

So what happens when two porn stars take a bath together? … Um … If you cannot answer that question without checking out our “answer” inside, then maybe you should think about joining a different kind of site. We’re not certain, but there are probably excellent ones on like internal combustion engines, or model rockets — something like that. For our part, even though we don’t use “fuel” per se, we have been known to cause a controlled explosion or two. We see no reason to change that course this HAPPY NEW YEAR! [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Clean and Dirty at the Same Time