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November 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/16	ReelRisque Fish Without Bicycles \| vid [STAR TAGS: Lisa Ann Video, Jayden Jaymes Video]
11/27/16	OK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of Wendy Divine (slash) Eric Masterson and Monica Mayhem (slash) Cheyne Collins. So far, we’re still pretty confused, yet oddly titillated, sort of like watching a naked Cirque du Soleil. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Monica Mayhem Video]
11/27/16	GingerLynn Nikki Daniels – Jacky Joy – Nikki Charm – Ashley Pink – Jennifer White – Ava Green … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
11/24/16	Happily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have a lot to be thankful for today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video]
11/20/16	Everyone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn write something honestly extraordinary, so we like to draw attention to it. Coincidentally, Ginger happens to be an excellent cook too, and we will just happen to be visiting Vegas soon, so… [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane]
11/19/16	We’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
11/15/16	247AdultStars @GlamourSeduct [STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
11/13/16	GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Tera Patrick – Sadie Kennedy – Alessandra Noir – Chantelle Fox – Jessica Ryan … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
11/12/16	CythereasWetWorld Warming Becomes Electric [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]
11/11/16	KylieIreland Diner Food [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/8/16	By the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as between a liar and a crazy person. But LOCAL issues and people need your votes, so you should go to the polls anyway. If you want to wear one of those fake mustaches with the glasses and the big nose, no one will blame you, though. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
11/6/16	Sometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains what we’re doing. As for what we’re saying, not a damned thing. Nope. All quiet here. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Julia Ann, Janine, Jayden Cole, Nina Hartley, Sarah Vandella, Nicole Aniston, Peta Jensen, Katie Morgan]
11/5/16	We do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we take the time, even as we ponder how to make a law that regulates how to make laws. You should probably have heard the song with the chorus that begins, You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. … Country Music can be a great friend, believe it or not. California Prop 60, not so much. [STAR TAGS: Vote “NO” on Prop 60!]
11/3/16	Shayla Considering THE Lifestyle [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]
11/1/16	Honestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide a shameless plug for a group of very dear people who actually spend time at work doing things other than simply trying to keep their jobs. That alone makes Penthouse a fun place to be. Also, the steady stream of feminine decoration tends to add to the pleasantness as well. Now if we had to do a shameFUL plug, that would be difficult — sort of like figuring out the lesser of two evils in the next election. Right? [STAR TAGS: Anais]

November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14	You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/28/14	Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]
11/27/14	Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/21/14	Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]
11/19/14	Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/16/14	You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
11/14/14	Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]
11/11/14	Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]
11/7/14	Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]
11/4/14	We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/2/14	Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]