| 4/29/06 | Apparently it’s “Epic Week” as we get yet another “on the set” piece from D.Minion about a movie that you can’t even see for a couple of months. Were this the only oddity about The Catalyst then we’d feel pretty much OK, but as my favorite aunt used to say, “Y’all ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” You know, drawling is a lost art. [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
| 4/24/06 | Well, Wet Room doesn’t officially gush until early June, but D.Minion spent some time on the set with our good friend Harry’s client Cytherea, and we didn’t see any reason not to talk about it. Think of it as water, water everywhere and quite a lot to drink. That’s what we do after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Missy Monroe Video, Angela Stone Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 4/22/06 | There is absolutely nothing unusual about today’s quick update on D.Minion, Lorraine Sisco, Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson, and some various oddities in our existence. Of course that presumption necessarily assumesthat you’re somewhat familiar with how we tend to define “normal” around here. Some people might find our lives a little scary, truth be told, and we were going to spend some time trying to explain it. But then we sort of got one of those “behind the eyes” kind of headaches, and just decided to eat ice cream instead. You need to rely on your instincts sometimes, as we did with The Lorraine Ranger … [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson] |
| 4/16/06 | And now for something completely depressing. … As we think about it, this might be the first time we’ve ever introduced a story with this sort of lamentation, but this is also the first time D.Minion ever wrote about her last night on Night Calls – ever. Still, we’re supposed to remain upbeat in the face of adversity, but we’ve really always thought that was an overrated concept. Heck. If you’re feeling down, you should have the right as an adult to scream, cry, kick you feet, and just generally act in a juvenile manner. Otherwise what’s the point of being an adult? Well, you can eat ice cream whenever you want, but other than that? Come to think of it, you might want some ice cream as you read about this conclusion of era. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/15/06 | Well, it’s been a whirlwind of a couple of weeks, and we can’t even tell you about it … yet. Still, you’ll probably find this to be an interesting story once it’s finally OK to let you in on the secret. Until then you can look at some secret stuff from a shoot for a movie that doesn’t come out until June, and you can also gain some rather explicit insights into Katsumi. Hey, it makes the waiting a lot easier, don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/2/06 | Sometimes it’s good to be skeptical. If everyone’s out to get you, of course, paranoid is just good thinking. Then, of course, one should never look a gift horse in the mouth. And (consequently) one should always be aware of potentially naked pictures of Juli Ashton and Becca, whatever their alleged source. What the heck is a gift horse anway? It seems like it should at least include Clydesdales and beer. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca] |
Filed Under: April
April 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
April 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 4/30/04 | Well, it had to happen. If we don’t keep plugging on Mav’s ever-so-captivating literary work, we’ll never get through the darned thing. Today, we get to hear a lot more about home improvements, learn from the chorus of a bad 70’s song, lament a persistent lack of Kristal Summers, and finally discover the proper way to spell “Andrew Dan-Jumbo.” What could be better? Well, there are the 50 pictures from Anais’ next Ninn Worx movie, Inside Myself. Some people might consider that better. We certainly have no idea who those people might be, however … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Maverick] |
| 4/27/04 | Rarely does the title of a XXX movie so aptly fit its XXX star. But Kristal Summers in VCA’s Honey Buns pretty much says it all. In fact, it seems silly for us to dally further here. Check out D.Minion’s observations of the box cover shoot — and Kristal, and Nikita Denise, and Mia Smiles, and all of their lovely buns. Some day we’ll see if we can let you check out D.Minion’s buns too. So far, she keeps saying things like, “No. No. No!” She can be a very negative person. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nikita Denise, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, D.Minion] |
| 4/26/04 | What’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? (An incorrect answer would be not having to read more of Mav’s vacation diary.) So what’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? Answer: TWO stories about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity in each! Yeah!! Also, you do not have to read more of Mav’s vacation diary. Yet … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
| 4/22/04 | This thumbnail actually has nothing to do with today’s feature, the next in the Maverick “Wanna see my home movies?” epic. We’re continuing the theme, however, of providing some rather more traditional forms of entertainment along with the quirky posts. Now, last time we used shots from an Anais movie, and this thumbnail happens to be from the next Anais movie, but the “bonus” stuff actually comes from a Georgia Adair movie, and shows off Dee a bit too. We didn’t use Georgia’s next movie as the thumbnail, well, because it won’t be ready for a week or so, and we had to do something. Can you tell how confused all of this is making us? Maverick actually took two pictures of the same piece of paper — in case the vertical shot was better, we presume. At least you can see a larger version of this thumbnail inside, and maybe you’ll understand “Intern Maverick” a little better too. We’re making no promises on this last part, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
| 4/21/04 | Dee and Mr. Marcus were on Night Calls with Juli and Tiffany last time, along with Holly Hollywood, Alexis Amore, and Julian and his penis. You can imagine D.Minion’s excitement. She’s headed out to the Night Calls set again today, still bubbly from last time. It’s actually a little frightening if you think about it too much. For our part, we’ve simply decided not to do that. Just enjoy the pretty people and the new roads Playboy TV seems to be travelling down. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Dee, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexis Amore, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/19/04 | Either of the two picture links below will take you to the same place, and both have a place in today’s experience. It seemed appropriate as we begin our Maverick Adventures that we point out how differently two individuals might view a circumstance, simply by the nature of one of them being too close to it. That’s just one theory that has emerged around the office, and that certainly fulfills our quota for one day. If we’re doing our job, you’ll likely develop your own …. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
| 4/16/04 | And we thought just having to move the office sucked. Some people in the adult industry are having much worse weeks than we are. We feel kind of bad just worrying about things like taxes, and where to put the extra desk, and what color to paint the file cabinets so that they match the new decor. The plan for today was a simple Ninn Worx Weekend. What we ended up with was Little Secrets and alleged Innocence. There’s a famous saying about “The best laid plans,” but that necessarily presumes the actual presence of one. What were these people thinking? [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya James, Bella Star, Jassie, Teagan, Charmane Star, Lauren Phoenix, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/8/04 | Let’s think about what we know. “To everything, turn, turn, turn … there is a season.” “I don’t like spiders and snakes.” “They say our love won’t pay the rent.” “Well, I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman (but I sure woke up with a few).” Sometimes when things don’t seem to make sense, thinking of old 70’s songs, while not actually helpful, provides a pleasant diversion. Today we’re featuring a lost scene from Essentially Julia Ann — a movie thus far never released. We’re not sure exactly why that may be, but … well … “Love will keep us together.” [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
| 4/7/04 | We now have yet another contender for the title of “Strangest Phrase Ever Put Into A Sentence on this Website” contest: “The ladies gave masturbatory tips to Peaches.” We wouldn’t lie to you. This is an actual quote from D.Minion’s latest behind the scenes look at Playboy TV’s Night Calls. As you know, we always endeavor to please Ms. Ashton by posting notes about the last show before the next show. However, we’re just a little tardy today, but Juli’s on TV now, so she won’t notice. By the way, if you’re reading this on Wednesday night, you’d better just stop right now and go watch Night Calls there buckaroo. D.Minion encourages us to be very stern in our defense of her buddies Juli and Tiffany. Maybe she’ll forgive us somewhat for being late now … maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kylie Ireland, D.Minion] |
| 4/3/04 | It’s another day in Paradise around here with pissed off pimps and beauties in burkahs. There’s mystery, intrigue and, well, paintballs. We even find time for a 70’s music reference, an altogether too rare an event these days. Don’t worry, however, it’s definitely not Disco. (What was up with that anyway?) It’s more of Dee on KSEX, and it’s more than enough to entertain you for the remainder of the day. Why, you’ll probably be so fascinated that when you wake up tomorrow it will seem like it’s an hour later than it should be. Dee has that effect on people. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Anais Video, Mason, Julie Night, D.Minion] |
| 4/2/04 | Well we sure took our time getting the pictures of the winners from the last Members’ Party posted. Sometimes we post everything right away, and the site takes on even more of a “Home Movies” nature than it generally has. We wanted to avoid that this time around, and then there was the matter of grading the tests. D.Minion was a teacher for 15 years; grading tests is not high on her “Oh, goody, goody … I get to do this” list. Those of you that have been around for awhile will know that we generally have these Risqué Soirées sometime in September, and that’s about six months ago now. So think of this as a semi-annual review, and think about joining us next time around. How many other places can you hang out for two days with a bunch of beautiful adult movie stars? And if you do manage to join us next time, you won’t be at all confused by little pictures like this. For those of us that attended, this makes perfect sense. And we’re hardly even bothered by that fact. Somewhat easier to understand are all the naked pictures of Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy. It may get better than it was for the drawing winners, but it’s hard to imagine just how … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Dee, Kristal, Anais, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy] |
April 2003 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 4/30/03 | We know that today was supposed to be the next installment in the odyssey that was Becoming Georgia Adair, but it turned out to also be a “fifth Wednesday” of the month, and so we usually run the latest Night Calls shenanigans on this day. It was a quandry. We were once again confused. Then we decided to go with the old Manager trick of simply going with seniority, and Juli Ashton won out again. Besides, Carol was getting a little weepy about not reading about the last show already. Now because we’re deep in the depths of dealing with umpteen thousand pictures of Playmate/Pets, you’re probably going to have to wait until this weekend to get the next Georgia installment. If it’s any consolation, this episode features a bunch of pictures of naked and frolicking Georgia Adair and Inari Vachs. It’ll be worth the wait, we promise. Until then, enjoy these along with Carol … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/28/03 | We get Sideswiped by our lack of attention today, and we reach a Turning Point. This may not make much sense yet, but it might (Notice we didn’t say “will.” ) when you read about Nikita Denise and our old friend Devinn Lane, the Wicked movie that changed names, and, as it turns out, one of the longest running “series” that we’ve ever done. Sometimes we get confused. Then we stop thinking about it … because it’s confusing. You’d better see for yourself. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, D.Minion] |
| 4/25/03 | We’ve got a bit of a tease today with our newest Ninn Worx Weekend, as we’re showing you pictures from a movie you can’t even buy for a month. Maybe it was something we ate, or maybe its just something they’re eating … Whatever the case, you can “Czech” out Mandy Bright and Tatiana, courtesy of Mr. Ninn. We love Mr. Ninn. [FEATURED TAGS: Mandy Bright, Tatiana, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/23/03 | We have a new winner today, and we stopped the presses to tell you about it! Well, technically we stopped some presses, but we started others, and (very technically) we don’t actually have any “presses” at all, per se. But none of that matters. Yesterday we had a member visit the office who came all the way from Tokyo, Japan to bring us pictures he took at this year’s AEE. We looked it up, and according to the “Los Angeles Almanac” the air distance between L.A. and Tokyo is 5,478 miles. When Maverick visited from London, he only had to travel 5,456 miles — meaning he has been bested by 22 miles. Poor Mav … If you move to, say, Tehran, Iran before your next visit, Mav, you’d have to come 7,581 miles to get here, and you’d be the winner again. You might have other issues at your new home, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Victoria Paris, Dascha, Tawny Roberts, Holly Hollywood, Devinn Lane, Jesse Jane, Sunset Thomas, Mr. Moto] |
| 4/21/03 | We felt sorry for XXX today (the member, not the business) when we learned that he couldn’t see Kristal’s latest cam show live. It seems he has a real job that requires him to actually be somewhere else to work in the middle of the day. (It’s true: For some people that’s a regular occurrence.) On the off chance that some of you other members were off on your yachts last Wednesday, we decided to offer up a Kristal present for you too, in the form of a groovy slide show of the remarkable event. (You can tell it was remarkable because we remarked upon it — in case you were curious.) Look for the “Beach Bunny” link on the page, and if you’re brave, you can attempt “Nurse Kristal” too. Sorry, XXX, we’ll try to do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
| 4/20/03 | You know, Spring cleaning can be a very good thing, and it can bring back some funny memories. If you’re a member you can take a look back at Juli Ashton’s Anal Anarchy. And then you can take advantage of D.Minion’s new lower prices and buy a copy for yourself (for as long as we have them in stock). Actually, you can do that second part even if you’re not a member, but you’ll miss out on some really cool insider information. You willing to take that chance? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Raquel Lace, Demi Willis, Missy, Jordan Lee, Dallas, Stephanie Swift, Anna Amore, Crystal Breeze, Kymberly Kyle, Chole Nicholle, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/18/03 | Ashley Long’s got the whole world in her hands it appears, and Alexis Amore has a whole lot more of her than that wrapped around Lexington Steele’s “form” in this week’s Ninn Worx Weekend. We don’t usually go out of our way to push a particular show (beyond our typical shameless plugs, of course), but, particularly if you have a DVD player, this is a great movie. Pick one up from Michael, or at least remember you heard it here first. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/16/03 | Well, we promised you, and we managed to slip in just under the wire and keep that promise — provided you live on the West Coast, technically. Right on time we’ve begun the web event of the decade (or at least the Adult Diary web event of the month). Today you can finally begin your journey along the path of Becoming Georgia Adair: The Risqué Mini-Series. Episode One finds us peeking in on Georgia’s first professional nude modeling for her mentor Michael Ninn, as well as her first partaking of what Mandarin oranges really taste like. Confused? You won’t be, if you tune in for D.Minion’s tale entitled Georgia Does Her First Photoshoot for Ninn Worx. Somebody alert the media … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Georgia Adair Video, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Olivia Del Rio, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Dee, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 4/15/03 | So we’re driving along in the desert when we happen upon a gorgeous four-poster bed with a beautiful naked girl on it … A funny thing happend to Kristal on her way to work today: She got really stoned … OK. Let’s try again. We have a wonderful Guest Editorial today from our old friend SteveD. If you don’t want to bother reading the story, we can sum it up thusly: “Hello. Nice to meet you. I’ll be sucking a dick on camera soon. Can you please take my picture?” Needless to say, we’re talking about Paradise Lost; we also happen to be talking about the movie Paradise Lost. You can buy it here, but you’ll have to find your own beautiful naked girl on a bed in the desert. If you’d like to just see what this is all about, please thank SteveD and click here. By the way, we couldn’t even decide which thumbnail best described this posting. That said, we thank both SteveD and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Steve] |
| 4/11/03 | Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend brings rise to even more pictures of a darling look-alike. Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend will very likely bring rise to several things, come to think of it. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/10/03 | We’ve all seen Juli Ashton get a little “friendly” on Playboy TV’s Night Calls. However, even D.Minion was impressed with the Horny Juli Ashton getting “Demo-Girl Friendly” on the latest airing of the show. We could chalk it up to the full moon (And there were many of them on the show.), or Mexican food (You’ll have to read about it to understand that one.), or even post-Jamaican Happiness Syndrome, but, basically, we’re just happy to share it with you. There’s a lot of love in this office … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Fires, D.Minion] |
| 4/6/03 | If experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted, well, then, this weekend we got a lot of experience. We started looking at the task of laying out Becoming Georgia Adair for all of our members. We stared at it a long time, and it never got any smaller, not even a little. We explain all of our “experience” — and our new plan — here. Wish us luck. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/4/03 | Oh my goodness, it’s a new posting four days in a row! We’re willing to let you look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, so long as you don’t get used to this kind of efficiency around here. It just wouldn’t do. In honor of Bert, however, we’re paraphrasing an old song in our continuining clever descriptions of our sets. It seems we’ve quite the knack: “Good Girls Don’t, but They Do.” [FEATURED TAGS: Ashley Long, Alexis Amore, Chloe Dior, Wanda Curtis, Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/3/03 | Somebody, we just can’t seem to remember who, requested more naked pictures of Dee. Since Dee was the “Mistress of Ceremonies” at the quest that was Becoming Georgia Adair, we turned to our old on-set buddy Cronin to see if he’d managed to snap off any appealing shots while documenting Georgia’s debut. Turns out that he had, and he was happy to share. Somewhat unexpectedly in this set, there’s this one little picture that gives you just a taste of what’s in store for Georgia with this show. Actually Eric technically had the taste, but we digress … You should progress. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/2/03 | A war began but Night Calls went on. In our pitiful attempts to avoid political comment, we at least have the benefit of providing beautiful women to look at. D.Minion was sad at Night Calls, March 19, 2003 — but she did her job anyway. This might be one of the ones where you just want to look at the pictures. If you take this tactic, however, you’ll miss hearing about Juli and the Fireman’s pole, and that might be even worse than watching CNN. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
| 4/1/03 | Stop the presses! Sometimes we have to be willing to rearrange our plans in order to announce something truly spectacular. We have a burgeoning boy among us! He’s a blossoming digital director, a suitably subtle Spielberg, our own Hamster Hitchcock. And he has a present for us all … [FEATURED TAGS: Maverick] |














































