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June 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/03

We’re taking a moment to publicly apologize to SteveD today. We’re sorry we ever had the unkind attitude that called your picture taking skills into question. We’re very sorry, in fact, and we’ll never do it again. Today we have the “Mini-Minion” report on Erotica LA, and Mav managed to include 135 photographs to illustrate it. Some were in focus. Some even had people in them. However, ALL of them were horizontal. We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing. So, SteveD, we’re sorry. We’ll never cast aspersions on your photograhic integrity again … probably … we think … possibly. (Hey, it could happen.) Still, all in all, Maverick puts on a jolly good show, limited perspective aside! [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Anais, Dee, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Maverick]

“Dee-lighted” Mini-Minion
6/27/03

Looking back a week (which sadly remains about the limit of our retrospect at this advanced age) we seem to recall that our supposed friend Maverick interrupted a Ninn Worx Weekend for a __________ Singing Dog. You can insert your own adjective. Since turn about is supposed to be fair play, and, honestly, since he’s not here to defend himself, we’re interrupting Mav’s account of Erotica LA, for (you guessed it) a Ninn Worx Weekend. Oddly enough, the crux of this posting focuses on the males in the XXX business. Maybe we need a vacation …  [FEATURED TAGS: August, Michael Ninn]

August right before her august performance.
6/26/03

In a remarkably timely fashion we’ve managed to put up D.Minion’s account of Day One of Erotica LA from just last weekend. We chose to remark upon that, so that we might further remark that under no circumstances should you get used to this kind of efficiency around here. Now we have to go through Mav’s “substitute” accounts from Days Two and Three. We’ve briefly looked at it, and we thought of all sorts of other remarks too. Best just enjoy this one for now … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Dee, Monique Alexander, Anais, Jessica Drake, Nikita Denise, Inari Vachs, Fujiko Kano, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, D.Minion]

Pretty Monique Alexander
6/24/03

You know, as a photographer, SteveD is a great writer, and a hell of a nice guy. On the plus side, however, his model happened to be Kristal Summers on this day, who happens to know a bit about being naked in front of a camera. In one of our more convoluted posts we give you a sobering moment from the next in Dear Readers Speak with Brother John — and a drooling moment with Kristal posing naked for a visiting member (probably NOT the kind you’re thinking of). We haven’t learned much from this besides if you have to be sober and drooling, it’s good to have Kristal to blame for it. This seems to be enough of a lesson for today …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Steve]

Kristal Summers on the bed Maverick sleeps in.
6/21/03

You didn’t think we were just going to leave you for an entire weekend with just a singing dog for company, did you? Does that sound like the kind of thing we would do? OK, it does, but this time we didn’t. If true genius lies in the interpretation of communal media, we have yet more evidence of Mr. Ninn’s true genius. He can look at the same thing we all do, but he just sees it in a different way. Case in point, his promotional debut of Anais. When you take a look at it, you’ll see what we mean, and you’ll likely wonder at Michael’s vision. Oh, and in case you were curious, Maverick’s recovering quite nicely from his injuries sustained while walking into stationary vehicles … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais Alexander
6/20/03

We interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend to tell you that the truly unthinkable has in fact occurred. It was raining in Los Angeles in late June. Guess who’s still in town …

Point in fact, and in penance probably, our buddy Maverick’s gone and given us all another gift, though. The inspiration went as follows: We returned home from a convivial mid-day meal with the incomparable Michael Ninn. Fascinating conversation flowed as Michael and Maverick dazzled each other with the depths of their personal philosophies. They talked of Kafka and Camus, of Aristotle and Aerosmith. (It was truly strange.) Then we pulled into the driveway and noticed we had a guest at our home. When we told Mav that this was Kristal Summers’ new car, he caught his breath, blushed, and promptly walked into the vehicle we had just parked. Ah, love … Then he made this for y’all. It could be he hit that truck a little harder than we originally thought. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Yep. There it is ...
6/18/03

News Flash!! D.Minion has noticed that Night Calls can be a little surreal. We don’t know what first clued her in, but as the thumbnail below shows, we’re thinking she might be onto something. Night Calls, June 4, 2003 certainly fit that bill. We’re thinking we could even surpass Kafka and move right on to Faulkner with this episode. Call it “stream of consciousness” television … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton made me do it.
6/17/03

Maverick’s been a busy little beaver, well, hampster, during his visit here, and he’s now created some really groovy new screen savers for everyone. We have noticed a trend. The new plan around the office is to just threaten manual labor as a diversion, and the bright young chap will come up with all sorts of things to keep him busy and make the site better. The leaders of the Revolutionary War should have known about this trick. It would have been way easier to just threaten to make them dig a pond if they didn’t go home or at least find something useful to do.  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais]

Anais looks at Anais, while we look at Anais ...
6/16/03

The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don’t have to read it, and besides you probably don’t agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled “Somebody’s Daughter” and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Anais, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Kristal Summers, apparently getting her temperature taken by Inari Vachs and Randy Spears.
6/13/03

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This of course proves conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought we’d open with a really scary pun. You know, that’s just the way we are. In a manner of seeking forgiveness, however, we have yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, with yet another exotic new starlette. Check out Loni, from Innocence: Candy Girl and try to forgive us our tresspasses … [FEATURED TAGS: Loni, Michael Ninn]

Loni
6/11/03

Wow. The final entry of the Risqué Mini-Series: Becoming Georgia Adair is a mere pittance. You’ll probably hardly even notice the 125 pictures and three video clips. You’re probably so used to this story that you don’t even want to see Georgia’s scene with Eric Masterson; you don’t even want to bother looking at more pictures of Dee, naked and frolicking. Wait! That’s the office staff … Members will probably think this just a dandy way to spend some time. So enjoy, and blame Maverick for the bad puns; we’ll take credit for the good ones. Have we noticed a theme emerging?  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Devon Michaels, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia Adair -- NOT being a duck.
6/10/03

Well, Maverick’s in town, and as you guessed we haven’t seen the sun in Los Angeles for two days. To make matters worse, he had the audacity to complain (during his last visit) about the truly wonderful and fun slide show that Craig put together for us. That particular fascinating escapade we finished coding before the sun even set on Day One. Maverick, our good friend, brought us an entire new section of downloadable wallpapers, featuring all of our favorite women. We technically made it a “today” post, but this is another of those that only count in you live on the West Coast or in Hawaii. All of you can enjoy these new toys. As for Mav, when he wakes up, we’re going to kill him. It’ll be sad. We’ll cry … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Maverick]

We swear to you. This one is on the site.
6/9/03

Because we’re quite certain that all of our Members are fans of Victorian Literature, we’ve begun a new section for the site called “Dear Readers Speak.” (Actually, we had to call it something, and that seemed quick.) It’s basically just going to be a place where we can post interesting stories about, well, whatever. Every once in awhile we get some fascinating emails in, and now we have a place (given permission) to post them. We open with a little personal history regarding a woman from porn’s past named K.C. Williams. If you need to open, it’s good to open with beauty. Our thanks to “Brother John.”  [FEATURED TAGS: K.C. Williams]

KC Williams
6/6/03

After a brief hiatus, necessitated by bludgeoning workload of the most recent Becoming Georgia Adair installment, the Ninn Worx Weekend returns. We wondered what to say about the beautiful, and quite limber, star of Euroglam 2: Budapest. Then we thought it would be easier just to show you the pictures. When in doubt, we usually take the easy way. This explains why we’re in doubt as often as we are, actually, but that’s really beside the point. The point here remains the pretty people making porn. Point taken?  [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Veronika, Michael Ninn]

Nikki Blond
6/4/03

If talk about “beaver sounds,” naked cake play, and topless basketball (again) don’t inspire you to read D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, May 21, 2003, then maybe this quote will give you pause: “All went well until Juli tore Tiff’s dick off!” That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the wackiness … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Harley Davis, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath, as the monkey. Juli Ashton on the couch pretending not to notice.
6/3/03

Julia Ann’s got a very special day coming up soon, and we were looking through the literally volumes of pictures we have of her to put together a gift of sorts. We can’t say too much here, because she could obviously just read it and spoil the surprise, but we can say that we found a wonderful shot from last summer’s “Night of the Stars,” and we realized that y’all hadn’t seen them yet. So today you can. Besides Julia Ann, there might be a few more lovely ladies you recognize.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night of The Stars, Georgia Adair, Dee, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Kitten, D.Minion]

Quoth the Raven, Julia MORE!
Please visit Julia Ann's home site.
6/2/03

After burying you with pictures last time, we’re only subjecting you to nine today. However, we are giving you pithy insight into what really gets D.Minion’s Dander up. Come to think about it, we should try to come up with more merchandise for the catalogue called D.Minion’s Dander: It’s bound to be a big hit. Until then, content yourself to read about fame, fortune, attitude, a long day, Dee, and some guy that picked “Snoop Dogg” as a name. And I thought “Lucky” was silly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Mia Smiles, Ice LaFox, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Dee Dancin' fool ...

June 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/02

In honor of her intrepid return to her Message Board, we’ve decided to show off the earliest pictures we have of the young beauty, Georgia. Most of you probably know she’s featured in a couple of scenes in Basically Becca, and you can see, even as early as a couple of years ago, just what a special affinity she has for the camera. We’re pretty sure that’s what Juli and Becca were discussing in the few shots we snuck in and shot of them too. This “interaction” was actually not for any video release, but seemed to involve other types of release, come to think of it. As Mr. Harvey (not the rabbit) would say, “And that’s the rest of the story.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Becca, Juli Ashton, Erica]

Just for the fun of it.
6/27/02

We seem to be on a Juli roll here, but in the grand scheme, that seems like a very good thing. We look this time at a snippet of Essentially Juli: Forbidden, and we find out that even the best “laid plans” (sorry: couldn’t resist) of the esteemed Ms. Ashton sometimes develop of their own accord. We call it “The Tale that Overshadowed the Tail.” You’ll probably just call it 36 pictures of Juli with Nina Hartley and Man du jour … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Risque News Insight]

Nina Hartley and her not that forbidden tail.
6/26/02

Wow! We found some really old pictures of Juli, and Taren Steele, and Serenity. These were from the very first scene shot for the very first Essentially Juli. We’d go on and on about how great they are, and what fond memories they brought back, but we’re just to choked up with emotion. Damn, we have a fun job … Check this out, circa 1996 …  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Serenity, Gayle, Veronica Hart, Risque News Insight]

Butt, Serenity, of course ...
6/24/02

In an atypical caving of conscious, we’ve been won over by office lobbying efforts to post some of the more “timely” stories as they’re, well, timely. D.Minion been after us to sort of bop back and forth between past and present for some time, but Dee finally won us over. For those of you that have seen the office cam shows, you’ll know just how persuasive Dee can be. Wendy’s got a new “do” and D.Minion was on set with her (and, coincidentally, Dee) just last month. Now you can read about Naked Hollywood, Wendy-style, and see her new hair too. Next task is to get Wendy over to the office to show us more of her do’s and don’ts, as they are. Hey, maybe all her hair has a new style …  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Christi Lake, Kim Chambers, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

New Wendy. Still Divine.
6/21/02

Well, we have inane country music references. We have rare sitings of both D.Minion and some Lucky fellow. We have Kristal as a blonde, Dee as a sex object, and Devinn as her typical Diva. What’s most important, though, seems to be what we don’t have: We don’t have even one f**king picture of a koala. Good to see things are back to their usual abnormal state around here. Read about Devinn’s 5 Rooms, or just look at the 98 pictures of WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN. Dang, that felt good … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Dee, Kristal Summers, Kelsey Heart, April, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Call her “belle” hop.
6/9/02  — 6/19/02

As a kind of change of pace, and because a lot of us are in Jamaica, the skeleton crew (as we affectionately call them) has the task of posting the Epic that was the Australia trip. D.Minion calls it “Going Down (under) with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele.” We call it bizarre to say the least. We begin with a picture of a piece of furniture and an mpeg of water going down a drain — complete with sound. (So be warned.) Then it gets weird. Hey, at least you know what you’re getting, and at least you’re used to that around here … G’Day Mates … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Pre-Trip — Day One — Day Two — Day Three
Day Four — Day Five — Day Six — Day Seven
Day Eight — Day Nine — Day Ten — Day Eleven
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6/5/02

Art fan and avid nude model Wendy Divine sets the stage for us in a welcome diversion from cutting and pasting. We see Wendy as Divine Art, which is a heck of a lot better than looking at rows of code. Come to think of it, looking at Wendy naked (and having sex) is a heck of a lot better than almost anything we can think of. Oh, Eric’s in here too, but guys are just props, right?  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Simply Beautiful Wendy
6/3/02

Juli drops (by) and gives us 50! There’s been such a surge in Buried Treasure sales lately that we thought we’d put up some more stills from the scenes, as kind of a bonus for those that have seen the video. Even if you haven’t seen the video, these are some interesting tales. In addition to the 50 pictures, we have also, true to form, provided keen insight and poignant recollection–and we talk about puppies–and God. What else would you expect? [FEATURED TAGS: Nici Sterling, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Nici and one of her Sterling views.

June 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/01

We don’t have much time, but we do have a bunch of surprise pictures. Could be worse …  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers]

Overlooking (with) Juli Ashton
6/23/01

In celebration of the expanding Kristal Summers site, we hit upon a subtle watermark so that folks might remember just where to find her. Then we set about searching for an excuse to show everyone more naked pictures of Kristal. We sought romantic inspiraiton. We thought about The Things We do for Love, and on this set Kristal Summers shows just how far she’s willing to go for her “art.” Consider Evan Stone, for example, as he seems to enjoy his role in Kristal’s fantasies. D.Minion certainly enjoys hers, and she has pictures to prove it. Let’s call it … Coming to a bookstore near you.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal shopping comfortably.
6/22/01

D.Minion’s back with yet another off the set sneak peek at Juli Ashton and the Night Calls gang. If you love the show, and you want to read about the characters, this would be a fine place to begin your exploration. If you’ve never seen the show, or couldn’t care less about it, consider this a fine opportunity to see Juli naked. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton says, “Hi.”
6/21/01

We couldn’t quite leave the gorgeous outdoor shoot with Inari & Jason McCain. Deb returns for one last interview (at least for this particular porno shoot) and more pictures of sex between the two stars. Let’s return to the scene just as Jason screams, “I am naked man!”  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari kneels between Jason's legs... what's she doing?
6/19/01

It’s Deb’s version of “Wild Kingdom” as “Inari Goes au Naturale.” There’s desolation, heat, dirt, oh, and cowgirl sex, giggling blowjobs and “pussy-biting” snakes. Marlon Perkins never had it this good, and neither have our members. We want to go camping with Inari.  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Naked Inari Vachs. OK with us.
6/19/01

D.Minion’s at it again. This time she dallies with Dee, not Devinn, (She really needs to get herself some new consonants.) on yet another porn set. Video Team put together this shoot, and Dee decided to drag along our Diminutive One to teach her some “Ghetto.” It gets pretty existential relatively quickly, so you might just consider jumping to the incredibly sexy pictures of Lil’ Miss Dee. If you’re brave, read all about (Dee) Slice o’ Heaven and form your own opinions of “Lil’ Yehaw.” Yippee Kay-Yay, motherfucker. Ride ’em Cowgirl … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Dee-liciously Dee
6/18/01

You know, after thinking about this really carefully, we’re pretty sure D.Minion should actually be paying to work here. Once again she gets to traipse about Los Angeles and watch beautiful women have sex. What’s wrong with this picture? Well, nothing if you ask her. Check out her latest entry about Inari Vachs and Devinn Lane in Wicked Pictures’ Love Shack. Isn’t that the little ol’ place where people get together? [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Serenity]

Oh, butt Inari.
Big News!
Adult Diary is having a party in Las Vegas
at the Internext Expo on June 27th, 2001, and
You WERE invited. We’re full up this year. Sorry!
6/13/01

Some of the most interesting people we meet are met coincidentally. Deb’s diary entry, “Onika Fox Loves Jason McCain” , is another example. Deb was driving Inari Vachs to a shoot north of LA in a beautiful outdoor setting. When they arrived, Deb met Onika and quickly decided to interview her. Another wonderful slice of porno life from Deb! [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Onika Fox]

Jason, Onika and Inari
6/11/01

Deb claims to have been hard at work during her recent disappearance. I’m not sure whether I believe her, but the pictures of Dee are really nice!! So, in keeping with her rather cryptic diary entry titles, Deb brings us “Zapata on Pornography.”  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Ah-h-h-h the lovely Dee!
6/10/01

Risque News has blasted into orbit this past week as D.Minion dropped off THREE stories of her, appropriately enough, “Fabled” life. You can read about her “Passport to Kristal.” You can check her insights into the Porn Chic at the “XRCO Awards Show.” You can even be a voyeur at “Devinn Lane’s First Internet Chat from Home!” We’re speechless, which turns out to be a good thing: Somebody around here should be. We mentioned naked pictures, right? [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Chloe, Tiffany Mason, D.Minion]

Wendy Divine waits for fun.    Kristal Summers relaxes.    Devinn Lane with lamp. Cool.
6/8/01

Wonders have officially not ceased, as D.Minion pops in with another behind the scenes report from the set of Juli Ashton’s Night Calls. Playboy TV viewers have it good, but our members have it better, as they get to see and read about “The Method in the Madness.” Check this out too! [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli and a dummy.
6/3/01

What do you know? After years of begging, pleading, cajoling, and amidst guilt trips, incentive programs, and attempted bribes, the esteemed Ms. Ashton has FINALLY agreed to let us send someone down to cover the goings on at Night Calls. Sheesh, you’d think everyone has had a show on television in the midst of its sixth season! What Juli has heretofore considered “nothing special,” we find fascinating. Actually, it would help us a great deal if you found it so too. There’s very little worse than finally convincing someone that something is a great idea, and then have nobody notice. Please notice. Lie to us if you need to; we’re fine with that. Just check out Night Calls: April 18th, 2001. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, Dee, Inari Vachs, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath