[As regular perusers of the free risque “tour” can attest, we will often run articles out here that ran with their more explicit illustration many years ago. Generally something current reminds us of something back then, so we will look up the original piece and pull it out again for free display. To be clear, Charlie and Penny have both long retired at this point, although one can still find Monique (with many more tattoos) on the rare set now and again. Still, beautiful naked women never go out of style, even though hair styles — in all the bodily locale, btw— might. Famous people get to be young and flawless forever, both a blessing and a curse, perhaps. At any rate, onward…]

Of Puppies and Porn Stars

by Theo Rem

So let’s do a little math. [OK. I confess that this would qualify as an odd beginning for an article on a predominantly adult site, even for us.]

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