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July 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/08

Did you ever do anything really dumb just because a good friend wanted you to? Yeah, well, this doesn’t exactly qualify as jumping off a cliff, or climbing up and painting the town water tower or anything, but we’re still putting up a story today that in good conscience we must simply encourage all of you not to read. For some undoubtedly deeply psychological reason, D.Minion has decided that we’re really all quite interested in a couple of aging domestic animals, and she has gone so far as to provide pictures (to our great shame). That said, we always make it easy for you to skip down to the bottom of an entry just by hitting the little camera icon at the top of the page, and you should definitely do that today. Once there you’ll find that we did manage to sneak in a bit of lesbian shower fun with Taren Steele and Juli Ashton — and there’s not a household pet in site. We really need to define more carefully the kind of  Pets we’re interested in here. DM’s obviously quite confused. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Yep. It's exactly what it looks like: a puppy and a kitty. Don't ask us why.
7/29/08

Maverick has taken a break for rebuilding his tour to share his views of Day One of Erotica Los Angeles. The lad likes to visit the U.S. and always has a slightly colorful perception of the trips. Of course Mav would say “colourful” — which sort of typifies the charm we think. We’ve long since tried to correct such decidedly British inflections, just so you know. We’d hate for him to get his knickers in a bunch, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Erotica LA, Lexi Love, Natasha Nice, Rebeca Linares, Bree Olson, Sunny Lane, Mikayla Mendez, Stormy Daniels, Sasha Grey, Savanah Gold, Exclusive Video]

A new “electric” wicked woman on the horizon.
7/26/08

Blatantly bowing to peer pressure today, we’re going ahead and talking about “the men in porn” — basically because the women around here won’t stop whining. That said, we’re bringing in Alex Sanders and his more than able assistant for the day, Ms. Bree Olson, from back before she was an Adam & Eve contract player, of course. Have you ever noticed that just when you start thinking you’re without peer a bunch of pesky ones start annoying you? Yeah, well, we’ve always thought humility to be an over-rated characteristic anyway. Still, we did bow to the pressure, and for your part, feel free to peer away — as it were. For our part, we’ll simply conclude with the newest male bellow in the office, which seems ironically appropriate when talking about male porn stars: Go Meat! [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson, Risque News Insight]

Alex Sanders, apparently unconcerned about how to pronounce “Bree” ...
7/20/08

Apparently, there has been grumbling among the ranks. Allegedly the senior member of the “team” here has been absent altogether too much as of late, causing the whiners to commence with their harmony. So the senior team member chips in today (with the aid of D.Minion who ranks third on that list, by the way) just to show the whipper-snappers how one should create a proper risqué post. What’s five videos, 130+ pictures, and some 5,400 words between friends, after all. We learn a bit about “Nymphos” and we learn a bit about “Lords of Porn” and those of us in the office learn that the boss eats all the Skittles when he’s here. [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Angel, Roxy Jezel Video, Audrey Hollander, Nikki Nieves Video, Brittney Skye Video, Kelly Wells, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Brittney Skye barely contains her enthusiasm for the return of the boss. She gets naked later, probably in celebration.
7/17/08

Sometimes even rather technically proficient people will leave a silly little sticky note on your monitor that says something innocuous like “Hey put together that audio interview that D.Minion did with Stephanie Swift at the last convention.”  … And then said person pops off to something or other (that will hopefully bring us all nice raises).  … Hey, we can hope.  …  Oh, and on that note, we’ll leave you with some memorable words from the same “sometimes rather technically proficient” person around here: Hmm. If it doesn’t work, at least we’ll always think it should have. [FEATURED TAGS: Stephanie Swift Audio, Kristal Summers Audio, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion]

Monique Alexander, Charlie Laine, and Penny Flame. Not Stephanie Swift, but not bad.
7/9/08

You’d think we’d learn. Every time we put up a “D.Minion at a convention” story we’re amazed at the amount of quirky information she manages to uncover — even when she tries to “tame” her approach. Then, naturally, as we go through the process of adding our minutiae (which sometimes turns out not to be all that “minute” if you want to be technical about it) the posts seem to take on a life of their own — typically a very weird life. … Well, you’ll be happy (or maybe sad) to know that we’ve done it again with Erotica LA, 2008. If you do nothing else in life, at least you should try to be consistent, we think. Consistently good occasionally happens as a bonus, but we always strive for that. It’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Stephanie Swift, Christy Canyon, Miyoko Video, Jessica Drake, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Rayveness, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Some legs up on the competition.
7/4/08

So we decided to make it Kristal Summers week. Although it seems unlikely we’d get much complaint on the matter, we did have some reasoning behind the decision, just so you know. You see, we noticed that it’s the Fourth of July. And what could be more All American than a Beautiful Busty Blonde in Bed? And if you can have alliteration and celebration, you might as well quit while you’re ahead. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers, the beautiful, busty, blonde in question.
7/1/08

Reading a book the other day we realized that we don’t say “various and sundry” enough around here, particularly when you realize that this phrase pretty much sums up our lives. So we’re down shooting some more content and we stop for lunch. As we pull in to the lot for our favorite Valley-Local “Burger, Hot Dog, Chinese Food” joint, we notice a new bus stop bench out front advertising a “Topless Truck Wash” . Now presumably they don’t wash only topless trucks, but that’s still not overly odd. It’s LA, after all. Then we pop into a restroom inside and notice an expression of the quickly dying graffiti art written on the wall above the urinal. “Fuck the bitch, Suzie” it said, and it gave the anticipated phone number. Now other than obviously being less elegant than the traditional “For a good time” approach it didn’t really capture our attention until we read the last line reading, “Recommended by Ed.” … Don’t you just love style? Fortunately today we’re discussing neither men’s rooms nor Chinese restaurants that serve hot dogs. Instead we’ve unleashed even more “Dee on KSEX” entries, these being specifically from June 3rd and June 10th – of 2004. And we consider new entries from four years ago falling into the various and sundry category particularly well. Don’t you? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. She of very, very few equals.

March 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/26/06

It depends on how you look at today’s first Ninn Worx Weekend in too long a time. It could be a deep and philosophical commentary on legal trends spanning the globe, particularly as those issues pertain to technology. Or it could be a thinly-veiled excuse to look at Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, Mia Smiles, and a handful of their female porn friends doing … well, what female porn friends do. Consider it Unbridled – in various fashion, and then just enjoy it. That’s what we’d do. Who cares about lawyers anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Mia Smiles, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Marlena, Michelle B., Amy Ried, Brittney Skye, Sue Diamond, Michael Ninn]

Brittney Skye and Amy Ried, probably not thinking about the legal profession at all.
3/24/06

We figured we’d ease on into the weekend with a little bit of Dee on her birthday … well, and then in her birthday suit. Then we figured we’d add in Juli Ashton, and a beautiful blonde, and we figured it would be a nice simple contrast to the D.Minon Epics of late. Sometimes it can be good to just enjoy the pretty girls, even if they have reached to ripe old age of 28. (And yes, some of us do in fact have shirts older than that. So what?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee showing off part of her birthday suit.
3/19/06

You know how sometimes you get these “technological advances” that turn out not to be so helpful? Well, for some inexplicable reason we looked up the “Word Count” in D.Minion’s article On the Set of Fem: Diva and Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio before we started to compile it for you members. This was not a smart thing to do. We have no idea what possessed us. All we accomplished was scaring ourselves to death, and then we still had to do the work anyway. If we hadn’t, you see, you’d have missed the 245 pictures of Anais, Dee, Olivia, and even Kristal Summers (albeit in a “crew” capacity). On the other hand you would have missed the pictures of horses, cows, old farm equipment, and a couple of Port O’ Potties too, so you can look at this two ways at least. Still, the beautiful women (and Eric Masterson, Carol) probably make up for it. At the very least you’ll learn that city-people are funny. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Kristal Summers, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais & Dee ... making some beautiful music.
3/17/06

You’re supposed to wear green today. Or maybe you’re supposed to wear orange, it’s just that most people think you’re supposed to wear green. Like most things in life, it all gets really complicated if you look at it too closely. That’s why we chose blue. Actually we chose Wendy Divine in (and out of) blue. And if you think about it logically, you’re probably going to want to pinch Wendy pretty much whatever she’s wearing (or not); on a good day, she might let you too. Oh, and there’s a special little bonus section that fans of Georgia Adair, Dee, and Olivia Del Rio may well enjoy as well. Come to think of it, there’s no reason to be blue today at all. Hmm. Maybe brown?  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Olivia Del Rio Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Wendy Divine not really blue at all.
3/11/06

Well, a lot of things have happened to the Risqué clients over the years, but oddly enough (particularly considering their vocation) this is the first time we can remember that one of them got pregnant. We’ve had a few marriages over the years, but this will be the first offspring – at least that we know about. Now that doesn’t really have anything to do with the Night Calls post today, but we did want to publicly congratulate Juli Ashton, and wish her the best. Soon Juli will have her own Mini-Me … We hope the world is ready.  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Olivia Del Rio Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli ... sans offspring.
3/6/06

Ah this swinging back into the groove of things has taken a pretty (and easy) turn today, what with Georgia Adair, Dee, Eric Masterson, Jana Cova, Olivia Del Rio, Heather Lee, Angel Cassidy … and not a silly toy, scary fan, or even one piece of clothing you’d never wear in public in sight. Come to think of it, there’s a distinct lack of clothing around here overall. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Dee & Georgia ... missing those clothes we mentioned.
3/4/06

We’re taking a bit of a breath with a taste of the simple today. No more rubber chickens. No more $5,000 sex dolls. No more 30′-tall inflatable penises. Nope. We’re just going to show off a couple of beautiful women who at least seem to enjoy showing off. Some things just don’t take that much explanation … like Kenzie Ryan and Laura Capri, for example. [FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Kenzie & Laura

November 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/26/05

We have, you may have noticed, perhaps a slight tendency toward the insouciant. Believing fully in the value of the irreverent, though, we’ve nonetheless somehow managed to offend sufficiently few individuals to still be around a full decade after venturing into the now antiquated BBS form of the Internet. Well, things have a tendency to keep moving along, and the value of this retrospective potential spawned the last post of our “Thanksgiving Week, 2005.” We had one remaining D.Minion story for an old compatriot, and we decided this would be a good time to use it. So we did. Hey, once we finally decide something, at least we get right with the program. By the way, if you ever hear us plan on putting up a post every day for a week, no matter what our benevolent intentions, will someone please call a doctor? Someone’s clearly very ill at the office. Dang … this was almost like have a job or something …. Eeek! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Wanda Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Would that she were 'maid' to order.
11/25/05

So today’s one of those days you’re supposed to be sitting around remembering the 70’s commercial: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Well, maybe that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. What you’re probably doing is sitting around remembering how many variations on a turkey theme you’re going to have to go through to get rid of all of the leftovers and swearing you’re having pizza for Christmas dinner this year. Enter Taren Steele. Now you really don’t need to say much more than that, as we’ve found it a fairly useful phrase for completely reorganizing whatever train of thought you happen to be on. Enter Taren Steele. Yep. That about does it … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video]

Taren Steele. Stone cold magnetic beauty.
11/24/05

Now you’ve got your basic “history” and you’ve got some ever-more-interesting “herstory” today, featuring some of the very early days of a Risqué Business. Now that wouldn’t be all that captivating perhaps, but we do get a chance to show off the early work of Alexis DeVell and Shayla LaVeaux, although I don’t recall either of them “working” too hard during this particular trip come to think of it. Ah, well … think of it as our thanks to you, seeing as how we’re almost always giving. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Shayla -- with a Thanksgiving Spread of her own.
11/23/05

Michael’s finally got a new home for Ninn Worx, so he’s happy. And when Maverick sees today’s post about Kristal Summers’ Sensitivity Training, he’s going to die, but at least he’ll die happy. And D.Minon’s happy as long as everyone else it happy. And tomorrow we get to see Santa Claus in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, so what’s not to be happy about? Look at it this way: If the breast picture below made you happy, you can continue in the same vein … sort of. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal bringing us all her breast holiday wishes.
11/22/05

We’re continuing our thankful ways today with a look back at Dee – before she had her own show on Playboy/Spice TV, and before she had her own show twice a week on KSEX. It’s a Night Calls sort of a post, this being rather of the Night Calls 411 variety. You know, we’re even fairly confident that we can think of at least one anonymous, but faithful, member that will be very thankful for these shots of Nikki Nova and her sidekick Crystal Knight. He may wish to remain anonymous, but you certainly can’t fault his taste in women. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Crystal Knight, Nikki Nova, D.Minion]

Dee's Breasts. We thought we'd get your attention right up front, as it were.
11/21/05

Well, it’s the beginning of Thanksgiving Week, and so we thought we’d do some giving of thanks this week. We’ve always thought that if you can’t be clever, you can always just be literal. So we’re starting with Julia Ann because quite honestly Julia came to us near to perfect and she moved on just the same way. It would be nice to think that we had a lot to do with Julia’s success over the years, but that’s just not the case. Julia’s seriously one of the most sincere and caring individuals we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and working with, and the fact that she used to spend time naked over at the house just kind of worked as a bonus over the years. Now if you ever happen to see Julia Ann on tour somewhere, be sure and tell her about all of the nice things we’ve said about her, and then see if she’ll get naked for you. Hey … it never hurts to ask. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann
Julia Ann's Site
11/19/05

Oops. Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath make a quick appearance today, as we’ve once again been baffled by the “regular” Night Calls schedule that Playboy TV promises. Now the Halloween Episode did provide its predictable wackiness, and D.Minion even got a picture of a naked band member this time around, although before you get too excited we should “note” that it happens to be a male, so his member may not be as interesting as you might imagine. That said, we also snuck a secret bonus from last week, in our typically Maverick attitude around here. Without disclosing too much, let’s just say this part will certainly help you get your Roxys off. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Lil' Orphan Tiffany Granath.
11/13/05

Not many things are as enjoyable in life as Justine Joli, quite honestly, but Justine Joli Exposed (with Holly Morgan) would have to be in that list. While we’re off for a few days to try to make heads or tails (as it were) out of Michael’s next movie shoot, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s take on one of his past ones. Hey, if you have to kill time, Justine sounds like a fine and dandy way to do it. Who knew her favorite punction mark was the ellipse? … Gosh … it’s no wonder we like her. …  =) [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Holly Morgan, Nicki Hunter, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Justine Joli
11/11/05

Psst. … Shh. … “Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko” … (Be vewy qwiet. We’re not hunting wabbits, but we still need to be vewy qwiet.) … Boy, did you ever have one of those days if you can’t decide whether you’re more Austin Powers or Elmer Fudd, or whether either one represents something we’d have to admit under the Fifth Amendment? In actuality, we’re probably more like Arthur Dent when it comes right down to it, oh, except we’ve lost our towel. Now rather than travel too far down that intergalactical line, let’s just Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko and call it a fine Friday, shall we? (You really don’t have to be quiet about it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers – way more interesting than we are anyway.
11/10/05

We travel from Juli and Tiffany’s Sexual College through the Monaco Grand Prix today, well, by way of well-endowed blow up dolls and heavily tattooed masturbatory bands. All in all, it’s a fairly typical D.Minion on the set of Night Calls sort of event if you think about it. Sometimes all we have to do is tell it like we see it. Sometimes that’s just plenty. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

One of the best pictures of Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath you've seen in awhile.
11/6/05

Our “Ninn Worx Weekends” make a stellar return today with its usual bevy of comely lasses, which is really rather funny when you consider that we’re talking about the latest installment of POP. (Well, it will be the latest when it comes out later this month anyway.) We also debut the appearance of the Existential Comic in what may turn out to be his only appearance in these wonderful pages – not that he’d care much one way or the other. It’s all meaningless anyway, after all. On the upside, Terrell Owens has a lot of time to read today, what with him losing his job and all. He should really think about existentialism as an alternative to his “whining as a professional art form,” don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Nikki Blond, Taryn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Monica Daniels, Erica Vachs, Phoenix Ray, Jodie Moore, Angel Cassidy, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Carmen, Anna Karin, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Michael Ninn]

Terri Summers
11/4/05

How anyone can think that either Dee’s an “Unidentifed Woman” or, particularly, that Sean Michaels wouldn’t be able to identify her, just baffles the imagination, doesn’t it? Of course understanding the nature of XXX movies as we do, we can certainly say that this would be the first thing we’ve ever run across the somewhat stretches credulity. Well, we can cerainly say it, but we can certainly say a lot of things. In fact, we often do … certainly … say them …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Track marks – Don't worry: Dee does not commit suicide in this movie.

August 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/05

Did you ever notice how life tends to go in cycles? You know how you won’t even think about a certain restaurant for months and then all of the sudden you’ll end up there three times in two weeks? Weird, isn’t it? Well, that seems to be what’s happened here, although it certainly didn’t originate as any sort of a plan or anything. We seem to have gone from the Ninn Worx barrage to Angel Cassidy week as today we find D.Minion “Enraptured” with the comely lass as she was on set shooting the last of her contract movies for Michael. All we know is we’ve gone from the “camel through the eye of the needle” analysis to a movie called Rapture. We’re thinking we’d better be on our P’s and Q’s for a little bit, which we define around here as Perspicaciously Quixotic. We always did have trouble with traditional values … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Rita Faltoyano, Brittney Skye, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel and Brittney Skye ... probably talking about Cervantes
8/29/05

What do you do if you have to spend all day with Anais, Angel Cassidy, and Wanda Curtis, watching them get naked and pose glamorously for the multiple cameras in the room? Well, if you’re D.Minion you forget all about it, at least that’s what happened this time. We were going through a bunch of discs, looking for a good shot for the upcoming Angel Cassidy Exposed, and D.Minion became positive she had never seen these sets before. “Um,” I said. (I often use eloquent speech patterns such as this.) “You were there,” I explained (as I endeavor to be both erudite and patient). “You even wrote a story about it,” I concluded.

“I did?” said our Diminutive One. “Did you ever put it up?”

“Probably not,” I confessed. “I miss a lot of old stuff because of all of the new stuff.” Well, as you may have guessed, D.Minion found the story and the accompanying pictures, and now you can see them today. Also, we have concluded that not only do we occasionally dazzle with our impressive use of the English language, we often have some trouble just getting to the point. Have you noticed? We call it … Promotion on an Angelic Scale … And we’ll just be quiet now.

By the way, this would be Angelic Anais, Angelic Angel, but Wanda Curtis is not pictured (and that’s a damned shame). [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais ... winging it.   Angel Cassidy ... a wing and a prayer.
8/28/05

Ah, vacation is nice. You take a couple of days off, and you come back and work through a couple of nice little stories about Dee from the early days of KSEX, those being 2/12/04 and 8/19/04 and you look through about 50 nice pictures. Then you read some nice D.Minion insights, and you watch the Broncos win a meaningless game that has the Denver press advising the NFL to just go ahead and ship the Super Bowl XL Lombardi trophy to Colorado now. It’s nice to get back to normal. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

  Dee has a nice smile.    Dee and a couple more of her nice things.
8/24/05

Now this post was supposed to go up before we took off out of town to shoot the next batch of Ninn Worx shows, these being Neo_Pornographia 3 and Angel Cassidy Exposed. That was the plan anyway. We even bribed a couple people to stay late on Friday just to help put all of the galleries together for what we’re calling Catherine … The Finished. (Available in both the Standard Double-Disc and Limited Editition Collector’s versions, don’t you know.) But the combination of being in a hurry, and being all but beaten to death turned out not to be really very helpful. For some reason, we couldn’t get the darned images to show up when we tried to test the pages on the web. This morning, back from LA, and much better rested, we discovered that we forgot to put the pictures and the trailer on the server. Oops. “Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?” [FEATURED TAGS:  Audrey Hollander, Nikki Blond, Victoria Swinger, Adriana Rouso, Valentina Velasques, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Hollander ... great in many ways.
8/20/05

Well, it’s done. We still can’t really say the name of it without fear of irritating the nervous twitch we’ve developed, but IT has been delivered to the replicators, all 5+ hours of it, not counting the 10 or so it would take someone to go through all of the DVD ROM part of the Bonus Disc. … So we were going to put up one last post to advertise it, and we asked D.Minion to pick “a few” shots from the show to give you all. Deep in the [censored]-throws, she came up with 240 of them. Rather than wait to get all of these processed, we decided to just pop in a nice little Night Calls story, with nice little Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath antics. It’s got to be about time for another episode of the series, and this way we’ll actually be caught up here ahead of time. Man, it will be good to get back to our friends the Risqué Women … Time to visit some sets again … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Pour me another tequila, Sheila ...
8/15/05

We’ve got just about enough time before Monday Night Football starts on ESPN to Pop up a quick little diddy about our Dear friend Dee. We can’t explain too much here because we don’t have a lot of time, but we did want to miss at least the first few minutes of the broadcast because, frankly, we’re very tired of hearing about Terrell Owens. He should try getting a job, don’t you think? And I’m betting he’d suck at the dictionary game. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee ... getting ready to take us for a ride.
8/12/05

We don’t want to talk about it. We’re not mentioning the name of the movie, and we’re not mentioning the name of the lead character, because that would be mentioning the name of the movie. Instead, we’re going to concentrate on Anais, and more completely on Anais and some of her pleasant diversions with Angel Cassidy and Wanda Curtis. That’s it. It’s all about Angelic Anais, and that’s going to suit us just fine. Don’t even read the words. Who wants to know secret stuff anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais. That's all we're thinking about. (That happens a lot.)
8/7/05

OK. So we took a little/lot of time and managed to patch up one of the corrupted entries from last week. If you look back to July 27th, 2005 you can see it now. We should note that we mean “corrupted” in the binary sort of computer sense of the word, and not the editorial one, obviously. We should also note that we have one more of these to go. Why couldn’t simple little one-page posts go … FFTHPPPP? If you don’t want to scroll, this picture will jump you to it. [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Kelly Taylor, Tory Lane, Malibu, Mia Smiles, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Brittney Skye ... playing a few friends.
8/6/05

Well, Michael Ninn Month(ish) progresses as we continue to trade efforts here. Since we’re supposed to get back to Catherine work quickly today, let us just sum up. Want to see 125 photographs of beautiful European women parading through Ninn Worx’ late August release Fem – Dolce? Well today would be an excellent time to do that. We’ve even set up a special pre-order purchase price for members just to see how it would work. Order before the movie actually arrives in the warehouse, and $30 – shipping & handling included – sets it at your doorstep. Sometimes it’s good to be the subject of the experiment. [FEATURED TAGS: Katalin, Laura Capri, Yasmine Gold, Judith Fox, Caroline DeFale, Valentina Velasques, Sophie Moone, Betty Saint, Tiffany Rouss, Electra Angel, Michael Ninn]

“Eat at the Y” has been done, right?
8/4/05

Hmm. We’re not quite sure how to respond when the guy brought in for a few weeks to help out starts making fun of the guy that signs the paychecks around here — publicly. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, as the various members of our motley crew seem to be quite amused by the turn of events, and it’s only the “Geeky Guy” that’s having some issue with it. Ah, well, it does appear that something’s gone amiss (yet again, I know) with some of the scripts on the server, and after going through what remains of Catherine late yesterday, and then looking at a calendar, I just decided to laugh about everything anyway. Sometimes that’s what you gotta do. When life gives you lemons, as we’ve learned, you find someone that life has given vodka — and have a party. So while I’m off in search of vodka, or a few more hours in the day, enjoy some wonderful shots of Inari Vachs that I happened to run across “unpublished” as they were. Naturally, I found these when I was looking for something else entirely — naturally. You know, back when Deb was writing for us, she used to call me the “Big Dick” on the site. I wonder if this is getting better. (Got it: I’ll need ice cubes AND vodka.) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari's rocks. Better than ice cubes sometimes.
8/3/05

We might just be getting old, but this whole Catherine … Michael … Ninn Worx … thing is kicking our collective butts. And these aren’t the fun kind of butts to collect in this business either. So we’re having a wee bit of another Sneak Peek, and we’re not even trying to hide it this time around. Hell, if we went anywhere to hide, we’d certainly fall asleep, and then we’d never get this sucker done. You know what we need? We need some more nice little movies all about Dee, or Kristal, or even Wendy or Anais. We need something that didn’t involve thousands of miles of travel and tens (of tens) of thousands of dollars to work on. That’s what we need. We also could always use a little Justine Joli and Audrey Hollander, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn]

We do not look as good pulling our hair out as does Audrey Hollander.