1/31/05 | We don’t know quite how to describe Mav’s MEGA Report on Internext, the AEE, and the AVN Awards show except to say it’s BIG. It’s really, really BIG. There are well over 300 pictures and 7,000 words. Heck, we had to build the mother of all index pages, just to try to help people figure out where they are in the story when they come back to it. Let’s put it this way, from within the story and picture pages there are FORTY THREE individual links back to the index page. You’re going to need a lot of beer for this one, folks. Lots of pretty girls, though, and Lon becomes a Hip Hop artist. I guess if you’re really interested there are a lot of pictures of Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Paola Ray and Dee, and quite a few of Inari Vachs and Alicia Rhodes, surprisingly. Even more surprising are the pictures of Chasey Lain and the fact that Maverick was able to tell us every minute detail of his trip, except where he got the DVD that Christy Canyon asked him about. Life is weird … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Kylie Ireland, Tiffany Granath, Jenna Jameson, Georgia Adair, Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Alicia Rhodes, Paola Rey, Tera Patrick, Mary Carey, Christy Canyon, Exclusive Video, Maverick] |
1/27/05 | Our own intimate version of “The Hall of Fame” shows up today, with a fascinating story of a guy that actually succeeded in our business … with his clothes ON. Weird. More traditional are the shots of Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and even a little Kristal Summers and Asia Carrera. Interesting what Risqué Women can do sometimes, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs] |
1/24/05 | Hey, we’re back on the set of Night Callswith D.Minion and (Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath, of course). As it turns out, The New Executives at Playboy TV decided that they should wait from August 25, 2005 until October 29, 2005 between episodes, and then wait another two months until December 31st for the next one. Allegedly there’s going to be another episode this Friday, so we’ll check with Juli for you. Basically today we’re just pointing out the apparent stupidity of Playboy TV executives sometimes. Fortunately, they give us lots of ammunition. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, D.Minion] |
1/21/05 | The quick story would be this: 1/21/05: 33 pics The longer one would involve trying to think of Stream of Conciousness writers that hailed from Great Britain, and then debating whether or not Ireland counts, and when exactly it began to … if it did, or does, or something. As you can see, this all gets pretty convoluted pretty quickly. Maybe we should just look at all the pretty girls. Oh. We should also book our trips to hang with Juli. That seems good … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Nicole Sheridan, Maverick] |
1/19/05 | We’re doin’ a little Sex Magictoday, as we pop off to the set with Julia Ann. We don’t mention it enough, but we love Julia. She cares about people and animals. She kisses like dawn on the beach. She can cook wonderfully, and she looks great naked. That’s pretty much it as far as guys are concerned, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
1/18/05 | The beginings of the AEE report are here. Um. We’re pretty sure that’s all we want to say at this point except thanks to Lon and SteveD for their efforts. As it turns out, Lon is secretly a very successful “art” photographer, and SteveD is … (also “Um” … uh …) … [That SteveD] … He’s a really nice guy. Bumer. Sucks to be you, dude … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, Sunset Thomas, Alicia Rhodes, Brittany Andrews, Christy Canyon, Rita Faltoyano, Janine, Brittney Skye, Steve, Lon] |
1/15/05 | Not taking anything away anything from Mav’s recent contribution, we felt it time to present a set of Dee in a more “professional” setting. Dee’s a particularly apropos subject today for many reasons, not the least of which is that she’s just so darned pretty that it’s just hard not to talk about her. There are actually 100 photos today, AND an underwater view of Dee that … well … you really have to see it …. By the way, as far as we can tell, none of this has anything at all to do with “Wells Fargo Wagons,” or “Trouble,” or even “Lida Rose” … although I always liked “Lida Rose” … Good day, our someones; isn’t this almost like being in love? Oh, and by the way, if you have comments, you can now contact Maverick directly. He’d love to hear from you in his new official position of Foreign Minion … We’ll call him FM for short. (Be careful what you wish for, my friend …) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video] |
1/13/05 | “Seventy-Six trombones led the big parade,” as I understand it. So that means that today’s post is better than a big parade, as it has 77 more pictures of the 2004 KSEX Awards show, this time taken by Foreign Correspondent Maverick. Now we need to explain three things. 1. We’re making no attempt to draw any correlation between trombones and photographs of partying porn stars, rather leaving to future generations of literary students an attempt to try to decipher what deep and tortured reasonings led us to this strange juxtaposition. 2. A simple fact of corporate America rejoices in giving someone a grand-sounding title like “Foreign Correspondent” rather than actual money, and 3. No. We do not think it at all strange that a straight man might know a few show tunes. I can also cook, but I can’t sew … so there. Ready to move on now? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Awards, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Katie Morgan, Cytherea, Alana Evans, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion, Michael Ninn] |
1/8/05 | If you’re reading this, well then Praise the Digital Dieties. That means you’re looking at the new server like you’re supposed to be. By the way, really, really smart people wouldn’t have chosen the end of the year … over the holidays … right before the largest annual industry convention in Las Vegas … at the same time as moving a home and office … as the perfect time to change hosting and billing companies for the two biggest sites we operate. Nope. That’s certainly not what a really, really smart person would have done. That’s just what we did. On the upside we still have many good contacts with some exceptionally beautiful women, like … let’s see … this is Kristal Summers, Becca, Dee, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton, and Wendy Divine. It might be easier to just look inside the members’ area, rather than just believe us. The pictures get bigger in there. Actually a lot of things get bigger around these women. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver, Becca, Julia Ann, Vicca, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Nikita, Anais, Devinn Lain, TJ Hart] |
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December 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/26/04 | Taking a little more of an “Adult Holiday” today, we noticed that we’ve been slacking on our Ninn Worx Weekends, so we’re beginning the healing process today with what may be one of the best series subtitles we’ve ever scene. The guy heading up the art department actually came up with the title, but if it doesn’t apply to the industry in general, we’re not sure what would. Enjoy your break from the questionable humor littering this site, and take a look at Innocence: Wild Child. Is that perfect, or what? (“Or what” would be the incorrect answer, by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Sable, Marie Luv, Cassie Young, Fallon, Marlena, Jennifer Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Michael Ninn] |
12/25/04 | It just wouldn’t be the same without our Annual Celebration of Christmas Day Silly Post. That’s not so say it wouldn’t be better, of course; it just wouldn’t be the same. This time around, though, you can actually find naked female breasts if you look carefully for them. Our advice would be to pretty much ignore everything else you run across. [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!] |
12/16/04 | In honor of our new member “geyser” and other AnaisAlexander.com friends, we’ve got day two of D.Minion’s account of Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two on tap for today. There’s a special surprise at the end of the post too, but we can’t tell you what it is, because … well … then it wouldn’t be a surprise now, would it? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
12/13/04 | Those of you that remember a few weeks ago when we posted the “rough cut” version of Dee’s solo experience in Exposed Featuring Dee may perhaps enjoy the “final” version as it appeared in the show. Of course, if beautiful women enjoying themselves doesn’t happen to be your cup of tea, then perhaps you’ll more enjoy D.Minion’s account of the drunken revelry at the 2004 KSEX Awards Show. Now DM doesn’t explicitely mention the drunkenness, we must be fair to say, but you go ahead and take a look at the pictures, and let us know what you think … FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee Video, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
12/8/04 | Hey, we did part one of a story a couple of days ago, and now we’re following with part two today! Now while you certainly shouldn’t get used to this type of efficiency around here, you can feel free to enjoy Plush Day Two as much as you enjoyed Day One. Of course if you didn’t enjoy Day One at all, you’re probably not going to like this one either, in which case you should go walk your dog, or feed the homeless, or maybe repaint that guest room like you’ve been meaning to. You have choices in life, you know; feel free to take advantage of them. We’ll be back with something else later … after we feed our own dogs and assure them they won’t be homeless any time soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Melissa Lauren, Barbara Summer, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
12/5/04 | Uh-Oh. We’re back to one of those “D.Minion has been on set for a million hours” kind of posts, which means that while you do get a whole bunch of Behind the Scenes pictures (128 of them this time around), you also have to pretend to read a whole bunch of words too. On the upside, most of you don’t know D.Minion personally, so you’ll really never have to worry about being tested on your knowledge. If you do happen to run into her at some point and she does attempt to discern the depths of your attention to her details, do what she and Tinker always do when faced with such a situation: Argue with the hypothetical … Until then enjoy, Plush Day One, and we’ll keep your secret. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
12/4/04 | Late breaking news tonight revealed a travesty in the voting procedures for the KSEX Awards this year. We know this because neither Harry or Dee won anything at all, and that’s just gotta be a travesty. What could be more traversing than that, after all? In order to distract everyone from this sad turn of events we quick put together a wonderful slide show of Inari Vachs so that we could stop thinking about all of the serious injustices in the world. I mean, who’s a better porn jockey than Harry, really? Harry can insult entire races, genders, and socio-economic classes in one small sentence. Harry gets hate mail from household pets. This kind of talent just shouldn’t go uncredited. Consequently, we’re going to think of something really cool to give to Harry and Dee, but while we’re doing that, you might just as well enjoy Inari naked. If you have any good ideas, let D.Minion know, though. Maverick’s in town, and he probably needs something to do … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
12/1/04 | Apparently Howard Keel died recently, which probably has nothing to do with the expression “Keel Over” now that we think about it. And although he doesn’t seem to have appeared in the US movie Oklahoma, he did participate in the original 1947 London version of the production, which must be why Maverick thought he was in the movie. Actually, Howard was in several famous musicals including Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and Kiss Me Kate, but he also does not appear in Dee’s newest movie from Ninn Worx, Exposed Featuring Dee, what with him being dead and all. If you have some knowledge of the musical Oklahoma you may enjoy today’s post a bit more than the people that just have some knowledge of Dee and enjoy seeing her … well … Exposed. Those people will certainly enjoy the Movie Trailer and DVD Galleries that Michael let us show you, whereas the Oklahoma people will also get the joke. At least getting the joke is not mandatory. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Georgia Adair, Isabella, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
August 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
8/30/04 | Continuing obligatory plugs and new naked girls doin’ the nasty seems like a fine way to start off the week. So take a peek at Kira Reed doing “Married Couple” stuff, and think again about joining Juli Ashton and her friends down in Jamaica. Hey, Kira’s around and wilder and crazier than ever. Maybe you’ll see her there … One can dream. [FEATURED TAGS: Kira Reed] |
8/29/04 | Despite all of her ground-breaking enterprises, Inari’s actually trying NOT to break the mold this time around, as D.Minion catches up with her as professionals preserve her body for posterity. All things considered, this seems like a good thing, and even Brother John chimes in with … well, we’re not sure what … but he certainly chimes in. Bottom line: You get to see a lot of Inari Vachs naked. This is never a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
8/25/04 | Many, many strange things are happening with our friends at Playboy TV, but you can try to keep up in D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, August 11, 2004. We’re not sure of very much these days, but we are certain that Harry now owes us lunch because we’ve posted a picture of him grabbing Tiffany’s butt. Life remains good … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, Shy Love, Naudia Rio, D.Minion] |
8/23/04 | If you’ve noticed a run on “Dee Content” over the last couple of weeks, it’s because we’re really proud of our brave young woman as she prepares to leave the nest and begin a concurrent career as a Feature Dancer. Most of you know she’ll be at the Spearming Rhino in Rialto, California this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and then she’ll be at The Blue Zebra in North Hollywood in a month. She’s excited; she’s nervous, and she’s ever-so-cute in this particular state. (Well she’s actually really cute in states besides California too.) If you can’t make it out to see her this time, at least you can check out D.Minion’s article about Dee in The Last Resort. It’s odd how things turn out … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
8/22/04 | In our semi-regular “This is Hedonism III and You Should Go There” article, we unfortunately have only this one picture of Kristal Summers. This resulted from the fact that Kristal basically served as the photographer on this trip, and she forgot to take pictures of herself. She did, however, manage 176 pictures of Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Crystal Knight, Tera Patrick, and a bevy of beautiful “regular” women. While you’re getting your plans together to visit Hedonism III this October with Juli Ashton and friends, we thought you’d enjoy a “MILF” Diversion. It’s no wonder these sites have caught on as well as they have. So many MILFs; so little time …. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Crystal Knight] |
8/18/04 | Well, we don’t seem to be going in any order, but we are in fact catching up on all of D.Minion’s “Back Issues” of Dee on KSEX. Today we have 1/15/04 and 1/29/04. Dee also did KSEX on that Thursday between these two, but for some reason the new Photoshop crew skipped it. Well, fortunately a little unusualness will fit right in around here. Hmm. Strange … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
8/16/04 | Over the years we’ve seen some very beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers. However all of us have “appearance” days that are better than others, and on the set of Sin City’s Still Frame Kristal was having one awesome appearance day. You know, if you can have sex in a tree and still look incredibly sexy … well … it just goes to show that no matter what some people may think, life is certainly not fair. Kristal sharing with us is very fair, however. On this day, she might have been the epitome of Fair Maiden … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
8/14/04 | Proving she’s not just a pretty face, a stunning body, and a clever wit, we’ve got more Dee today, as she directs and produces a whole bunch of beautiful, naked, ethnic women and men. Sadly the happy news of the 143 incredible hard-core pictures and D.Minion’s wonderful story has been overshadowed by this, the most poignant and heart-wrenching thumbnail we’ve ever felt the obligation to post. Of course, you’ll have to read the story to find out the devastating nature of something so seemingly harmless … Sniffle … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Simone, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Mikayla, Ice, D.Minion] |
8/11/04 | We’re putting up a quick little diddy from one of the earlier KSEX shows today, because Dee’s finally announcing that she’s hitting the dance circuit later this month, so if you live in Los Angeles, you’ll be able to see her LIVE. She wanted to announce the dates on her Message Board, however, and she hasn’t had time to do that, so you won’t actually find them out by reading here. You will however get to see a KSEX episode where it’s possible Dee was mostly asleep … at least when the pictures were being taken … also this very strange thumbnail will make sense … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
8/6/04 | Once upon a time, a young girl wanted a porno contract … OK. That’s probably not a story you want to share with anyone underage, but in real life that sometimes happens. Back in the days when Jessica Drake was a contract girl for Sin City, and before Julia signed a contract with her third company, D.Minion was on the set of The Contract. Now, of course, all things have changed mightily, but it’s still fun to look back and reminisce. Ah, those Wicked Women … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion] |
8/4/04 | Well, Night Calls isn’t on this week, but don’t fall into the trap of trying to understand why. We put it in the category of “Never try to teach a pig to sing …” On the upside, we have D.Minion’s account of the most recent Night Calls, and we also have the good news that Night Calls will be on one week from today, complete with expected zaniness. The topic for that evening seems to be “Star Fuckers” so we assume it has something to do with tea. We’ll rename it a more politically correct version and call it Celestial Seasonings … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
8/2/04 | We had to postpone this Ninn Worx Weekend for a couple of days because some mean person corralled the entire crew into helping button up the remodel on the back patio — so we could reinstall the air conditioner for the dogs. It’s getting hot in LA these days, you know. You do get to see some wonderful imagery from Fem: Adagio today, though, and besides we just knew you’d understand. We were, after all, “On a Mission from Dog” … (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Monique Alexander, Sasha, Isabella, Kenzie Ryan, Nadja Bodor, Vera Adjani, Sharon Haven, Erica Vachs, Risque News Insight] |
May 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/31/04 | Don’t you hate it when you do stupid stuff? Somehow in all the chaos of the last couple of weeks (Michael and team are in Budapest shooting now. Getting them out of town was a challenge, not that you care.) we forgot to post the Cinco de Mayo Night Calls episode. (About this you certainly care.) Well we’re making up for it today, and we’ll just have to apologize for delaying the reveal of Juli’s personal twist on chorizo con huevos, with Julian playing an important role. If you’re a member, you can see this thumbnail, and probably figure out what we mean. If you’re not, well you should be. So enjoy the read, and if your Spanish is up to speed, you can help us out on the Message Board too. Estamos muy apesadumbrados, D.Minion. No nos mate por favor. Intentamos realmente, realmente difícilmente. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Lola, D.Minion] |
5/27/04 | We were pulling up to a convenience store today when we noticed a stunning, 20-something, brunette getting out of a sporty little car. The sun happened to be behind her, and it was obvious that she didn’t have a thing on under her very thin (and short) cotton dress. It was also obvious she knew how to walk to attract attention. Standing behind her in line, we observed that her key ring said, “Ye Old Tattoo Shop” on it, but she had no tattoos visible, despite the fact that there was not much of her actually covered by clothing. After paying for our purchases we exited and saw her car still parked in the lot, whereupon we also saw that she had leopard skin seat covers and a blood-red cell phone. Driving away, we ultimately took note of the fact that she had two bumper stickers on her vehicle. The first said, “White Trash,” and the second advised, “My priest fucked your honor student.” You gotta love LA. Now this all of this has nothing to do with D.Minion’s observations of Dee and The Nooner cast at a recent Spice Promotional shoot, but, then, neither do the 135 pictures from Hedonism III. By the way, if you live in Southern California, and you happen to know this stunning brunette, could you have her call us? D.Minion wants to introduce her to the Sybian … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Becca, D.Minion] |
5/25/04 | Our relative “Beef Stew” approach to information shows itself again, as we have a member’s view of “Blondage by the Night,” DM’s recent shaving of her pussy, and some accidental hard core. It’s odd how we combine things sometimes. If this whole Internet Porn thing doesn’t work out, we’re going to open a Bed and Breakfast. We like it spicy … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Janine, Jessica Drake, Gina Lynn, Selena Steele, DoLorian, Shay Sights, Terri Weigel, Amber Lynn, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon] |
5/23/04 | Some people think that we should show you the “official” DVD Galleries from Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait if we’re going to show you “Behind the Scenes” shots too. Some people think that y’all can’t possibly be tired of Georgia Adair, Justine, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, and a bunch of boys (to be perfectly honest) doing their version of “Working for a Living” … Some people might be right about this. So today, it’s Ninn Worx Weekend Number Forty-Six! Wow. Time flies when you’re having fun … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Justine Joli, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn] |
5/22/04 | Well, it took long enough, but we finally have gotten to the point of Mav’s vacation story. Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait released this week, and after a great many weeks learning about American construction methods, Maverick finally got to do something fun. We’re showing you “Day One” of his account here, and there are actually 210 pictures you might be interested in seeing. Of course you’ll be on to page four of the picture pages before the actual sex scenes begin, but there’s lots of Georgia naked before that. It seems Mav was a little excited … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Justine Joli, Dominica Leone, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
5/17/04 | “It is an ancient Mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.” Would that we could have done the same with any of parts eight, nine, or ten of what it’s like living temporarily in Mav’s world. If you’re of the literary ilk you’ll get today’s editorial title “Pine of the Trenchant Foreigner,” and understand that Coleridge is somewhat easier to read than Maverick. If not, you’ll at least understand that we have some wonderful pictures and private views of Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Dee, and even a little bit of a Porn Star Guest Star. You’ll also know that the little camera icons can be really helpful to just skip over the 5,000 words or so … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Wendy Divine, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion] |
5/14/04 | We could tell you that today we have a nice little story about Dee and Georgia Adair doing the DVD commentary for Georgia’s very first movie for Ninn Worx. Of course that would unfortunately leave out the part where we mention that we also have Dee’s entire solo scene from Ninn Worx’ Soloerotica 4 AND some behind the scenes looks at Georgia’s second movie for Ninn Worx. All in all, we figured we should mention it all. Alright? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
5/12/04 | Let’s face it, you can’t always want to wade through the morass of minutia than spawns forth in written form from some of the experiences in our little world. Truth be told, some people never want to, but we try not to dwell on that truth with D.Minion. Today we have an alternative reality, and for us that’s saying a lot. We also have a bunch of naked pictures of Inari Vachs, and that says a whole lot more. Consider it a Public Service Announcement. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
5/10/04 | Weighing in with part five, part six, and part seven, of what Maverick did on his winter vacation we have this positive bit of news: This makes seven parts of the story you never have to read again. Also, this time around we have his observations of Dee’s Cam Show where Anais dropped by to titillate, as it were, so you don’t even really need to pay attention to all of the strange “English-isms” … You’re probably “burnt” out anyway … On the upside, there’s no such thing as too many spread shots — at least that’s what we hear. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick] |
5/9/04 | We sailed past 3,500 pages on the web site today, and you’d think in all that time we’d at least have something important to say. However, we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that we’re just going to have to be happy hanging around with beautiful women all of the time. (At this point we were going to point out that it’s a dirty job, but you know how we abhor puns around here, so we didn’t.) We are going to politely note that today’s Ninn Worx Weekend shows off Michael’s newest release Inside Myself while rattling on about some inconsequential thing or another. On the upside, you do get to see a lot of Anais who really doesn’t have to do much to show off other than show up. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/6/04 | Driving home in the typical suburban misnomer known as “Rush Hour” the other day, I noticed a curious bumper sticker. It said, “I learned everything I needed to know in Sniper School.” You know, that’s not exactly how I remember the quaint little saying from my youth, but it does go to show that things are just a little bit unusual in LA. Take today’s D.Minion on Dee at KSEX post. We start with a stuffed monkey, pinned to a dart board and holding a red satin bra. We move to Dee dangling coat hangers from her nipples and adventurous people wearing afro wigs in rainbow colors … and then it gets weird. That’s pretty much all we want to say out here, discretion and valor, and all … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Cytherea, D.Minion] |
5/5/04 | Did y’all ever see How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Remember the little dog that the Grinch tries to make into a reindeer? Well, when the poor confused dog ends up under the sleigh, and then proceeds to jump up on the back of it, he gives the cutest little shrug and a friendly wave that at least for a moment stems the consternation evident in the Grinchy One. This wouldn’t be important here except that for as long as we’ve known Juli Ashton, she’s done this same move to signify a moment in time meaning, more or less, “I don’t know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.” So as you read about Night Calls, April 21, 2004 you might remember this thumbnail. That Juli, she’s a rare one … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, D.Minion] |
5/4/04 | D.Minion tries to deny it, but occasionally she gets Steamed by Mainstream. When Kristal and Anais were on a “real movie” set a few months back, DM somehow seemed to miss the festive spirit. Actually most of the time “Porn People” on a “real movie” set feel like everyone would like them better if they only just had leprosy or something. Still, we like to be up front around here, so try to see through the (denied) bitterness and have some fun today. If you pay close attention, there will be a suprise in here for you … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Stacy Burke, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |