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November 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/16	ReelRisque Fish Without Bicycles \| vid [STAR TAGS: Lisa Ann Video, Jayden Jaymes Video]
11/27/16	OK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of Wendy Divine (slash) Eric Masterson and Monica Mayhem (slash) Cheyne Collins. So far, we’re still pretty confused, yet oddly titillated, sort of like watching a naked Cirque du Soleil. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Monica Mayhem Video]
11/27/16	GingerLynn Nikki Daniels – Jacky Joy – Nikki Charm – Ashley Pink – Jennifer White – Ava Green … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
11/24/16	Happily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have a lot to be thankful for today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video]
11/20/16	Everyone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn write something honestly extraordinary, so we like to draw attention to it. Coincidentally, Ginger happens to be an excellent cook too, and we will just happen to be visiting Vegas soon, so… [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane]
11/19/16	We’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
11/15/16	247AdultStars @GlamourSeduct [STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
11/13/16	GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Tera Patrick – Sadie Kennedy – Alessandra Noir – Chantelle Fox – Jessica Ryan … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
11/12/16	CythereasWetWorld Warming Becomes Electric [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]
11/11/16	KylieIreland Diner Food [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/8/16	By the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as between a liar and a crazy person. But LOCAL issues and people need your votes, so you should go to the polls anyway. If you want to wear one of those fake mustaches with the glasses and the big nose, no one will blame you, though. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
11/6/16	Sometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains what we’re doing. As for what we’re saying, not a damned thing. Nope. All quiet here. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Julia Ann, Janine, Jayden Cole, Nina Hartley, Sarah Vandella, Nicole Aniston, Peta Jensen, Katie Morgan]
11/5/16	We do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we take the time, even as we ponder how to make a law that regulates how to make laws. You should probably have heard the song with the chorus that begins, You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. … Country Music can be a great friend, believe it or not. California Prop 60, not so much. [STAR TAGS: Vote “NO” on Prop 60!]
11/3/16	Shayla Considering THE Lifestyle [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]
11/1/16	Honestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide a shameless plug for a group of very dear people who actually spend time at work doing things other than simply trying to keep their jobs. That alone makes Penthouse a fun place to be. Also, the steady stream of feminine decoration tends to add to the pleasantness as well. Now if we had to do a shameFUL plug, that would be difficult — sort of like figuring out the lesser of two evils in the next election. Right? [STAR TAGS: Anais]

September 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/16	Shayla The Hunt for Red December [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sexy Vanessa Exclusive Video]
9/22/16	The first day of a new season in Southern California honestly feels pretty much the same no matter which new part of the year we happen to be entering. We do understand the concept of fall colors and brisk motivations, however, so we’ve borrowed a bit of assistance from Reel Risqué in the presentation of our own version of Golden Girls. Sometimes people new to SoCal might feel like they really miss the actual “seasons” of most of the country. Then we put on the news one night in December and see footage from the rest of the country before deciding, “Naw. We’re good.” [STAR TAGS: Lisa Ann, Jayden Jaymes]
9/18/16	GingerLynn Jasmeen Lefleur – Melody Jordan – Dillion Harper – Anita Blue – Dayton Rains – Iris Rose … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
9/17/16	Preparation takes an inordinate amount of time, have you ever noticed? Gibby to his credit sticks to his promised schedule while some of the rest of us clearly need to schedule some time to prepare for our preparation. On the other hand, we do have really good excuses, because pretty much everybody understands how distracting beautiful women having public sex on a movie set can be. How do you argue with that? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Celeste Star, Arianna Marie, Aidra Fox, Mandy Muse, Lexi Belle, Briana Banks, Katie Morgan, Alexis Adams ]
9/11/16	CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity \| part seven [STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn]
9/10/16	Uncle Gibby rolls into the convention coverage proper now, even as we all realize that the plethora of “Packers must Win the Super Bowl This Year” parties roll into all of Wisconsin this weekend. Of course the important game this week already happened, so most of us here have begun now to think about the next Vegas convention, even as we ponder, “People still live in Wisconsin?” [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Kayden Kross, Penny Pax, August Ames, Riley Reid]
9/8/16	Contractual Obligations with D.Minion require us to provide alternate entertainment options for the (perhaps mythical) people that do not focus completely on the National Football League. Sadly, these contracts do not compensate us madly as do typical NFL deals, but they do keep the Chickadees from whining at us, so that’s a plus. Honestly, this year could prove a useful diversion, truth be told. “Our” team goes up against the reigning league MVP heading a team with six-months’ worth of pent-up frustration, and we lead with a fellow from a college known for academics who a couple of years ago had a big game against Purdue. What could possibly go wrong? [STAR TAGS: Sexy Ladies]
9/5/16	Right after the annual Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas there are hundreds of “news” posts about the event. We would hate for people to miss our truly unique and wonderful coverage, after all, so we generally wait until the fall — just in time to start getting people excited for next January. Now we will admit that the people who enjoy our particular slant tend to like it a lot and think we’re great, while the people that just don’t get it probably think, “Those Risqué People are crazy.” … Oddly enough, both camps would be correct. The news world has way too much average, don’t you think? [STAR TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2016]
9/4/16	ReelRisqué Sexual Olympics \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video]
9/4/16	GingerLynn Samantha Rone – Jenna Jay – Savana Ginger – Jenna Rose – Alice McMunn – Chasey Lain … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
9/2/16	Should you decide to manage a web site at any point in your life, you will be faced with two primary schools of thought regarding updates. Some make the argument that many, smaller, “posts” make for a better user experience, because people tend to be busy, so they do not really have time to get through a long update before they have to leave to do something weird, like have a regular life. Others feel that fewer, although lengthier, additions to the site fit busy schedules better because people do not have time to log in every day, and if you do a lot of small updates they may miss something in their absence. If you have been a member of any of the Risqué Communes sites, you know that we basically use both strategies, basically at random. Our philosophy, you see, reasons that if you have updates of any size which feature Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, and Stephanie Swift, people will figure it out. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Stephanie Swift Video, Inari Vachs Video

Stars:Aidra Fox| Alexis Adams| Angela Stone| Arianna Marie| August Ames| Briana Banks| Celeste Star| Jayden Jaymes| Katie Morgan| Kayden Kross| Lexi Belle| Lisa Ann| Mandy Muse| Michael Ninn| Penny Pax| Riley Reid| Sasha Grey| Sexy Vanessa| Shayla LaVeaux

Year:2016

Month:September

Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, GingerLynn.com, KristalSummers.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com

November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14	You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/28/14	Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]
11/27/14	Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/21/14	Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]
11/19/14	Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/16/14	You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
11/14/14	Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]
11/11/14	Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]
11/7/14	Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]
11/4/14	We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/2/14	Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

September 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/28/13	Makeup sex can be really great. We all know that, right? Of course getting to actually have sex by way of apology would probably be better than getting to merely watch sex, but even as technologically advanced as we are around here, we have not quite mastered the “transporter” option for the web site. We do, however, have Asia Carrera to help you along with whatever journey you (two or three or … ) choose to take. All in all, it’s probably for the best we cannot offer that “’in person” option. Asia would get really, really tired. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]
9/25/13	Maverick has a birthday today, although considering how these updates play “in history” so to speak, it may not technically be “today” when you read this. Consequently, should you ever have the inkling to wish Maverick a Happy Birthday, you just need to do so on September 25^th. Mav happens to be a quite kind chap, and thus he celebrates his birthday on the same day every year. For our part, we try to memorialize this date the same way every year too: Kristal Summers. He seems to appreciate it. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
9/23/13	When a good friend suffers a loss — even if you happen to think it’s completely ridiculous, because it’s only a game, and your friend wasn’t even playing the game personally — you do what you can to remind them of happier times. So today, as a bunch of regular working people in Wisconsin feel lousy about a bunch of highly paid people in Wisconsin, we chose to remind Uncle Gibby about Exxxotica Chicago this year. Cheer up, dear friend: At least we didn’t send you boner pills. [STAR TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Britney Amber, Jayden Jaymes, Jayden Cole, Lexi Belle, Exxxotica Chicago Exclusive Video]
9/19/13	None of us has been willing to go on record regarding D.Minion’s organizational mania at the new office, but we will point out that we now have a label on a shelf that reads “Label Maker.” Of course being given DM’s persona in a regular work environment will allow others to think outside the box — as it were — regarding important things like how we might improve cheerleaders, and how we might please Gibby at least half the time, just like the 1-1 Green Bay Packers. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michelle Michaels Video, Michael Ninn]
9/14/13	Well we survived another Friday the 13th again, although truth be told when the dude in charge goes by the name “Lucky” those tend to be sort of party days around here anyway. Of course the REAL truth be told, one could pretty much apply that description to pretty much any of our days. Although technically this update applies most directly to questions via the “Free Side” of risqué, we can’t really answer them without some of the uncensored aspects of the Membership Side, so we decided to throw a party to celebrate our cleverness. You’ll actually find us fairly shameless when it comes to party excuses, and we don’t even care that much about accuracy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video]
9/11/13	Not many people give much thought to the term bittersweet anymore, but for the last dozen years, Americans have been able to put that term to September 11th. As a nation we’re certainly a lot stronger and safer than we were before that date, but the progress came at a terrible cost. Retrospect has a way of bringing up mixed emotions, which we can happily avoid simply by looking at Kaylan Nicole … and Cytherea … and Shayla LaVeaux. All things considered, life can be pretty good around here. Oddly enough, most of our memories are not too painful to remember. … [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Shayla LaVeaux Audio, Cytherea]
9/7/13	Have you heard the famous line, “Seven in One Blow!” somewhere along the line? Now it could refer to a particularly accurate fellow with a fly swatter. It could also be talking about an element in any number of gang bang movies. Of course now all the truly erudite will understand that the sentence refers to the opening game Peyton Manning had in the 2013 NFL season. Of course this only becomes important for the “non-erudite” when taken as an example of how sometimes people can interpret things in different ways. … It doesn’t make them wrong so much as … OK … It makes them wrong. [STAR TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova Video, Michael Ninn]
9/5/13	Depending upon what day you happen to be looking at this, the date at the side here might be confusing. But worry not: today is in fact September 5th. You see D.Minion had carefully planned out her Intimate Encounters 3 coverage to hit on consecutive Denver Bronco games under the odd assumption that not all people care about such things. Sadly, D.Minion failed to comprehend the difference between preseason and the regular season in the NFL. Worry not, however. We fixed it. No matter what your calendar says, don’t panic. Of course “tomorrow” might be September 5th too, but soon it won’t matter in the slightest — well, except for the loser of the game … on September 5th. [STAR TAGS: Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]
9/1/13	Kristal Summers has a birthday on this date. This one happens to be special, however, as after much research we have determined that it will be the only one in 2013, so that deserves a celebration. Of course only Maverick could decide that having Kristal dress up in a latex nurse outfit for him qualifies as a birthday celebration for her, but those Brits … . What’re ya gonna do? … At least Mav contributes to the cause with his “Nurse Sandie” U.K. version, and that helped. Next year, though, we’re all lobbying for Mav to bring Nurse Sandie TO Nurse Kristal. THAT sounds like a party. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]