Filed Under: Nina Hartley
October 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/29/04 | So the newspaper yesterday said, “… the frustrated, fanatic but ever faithful fans of the fatalistic franchise from the Fens gathered ….” You have to be a sports writer, or possibly a webmaster, to get away with that kind of alliteration, but isn’t it “fun?” As Bronco fans around here, we’re well versed in this whole International Humiliation thing, and so our hearts go out to the St. Louis hopefuls out there. Naturally, we congratulate those rooting for the Red Sox, because as every fan of any sport knows, we are each personally responsible for the successes of “Our Team.” Because of our deep empathy for the Cardinal fans, however, we’ve decided to grab a bit of attention from CafeAnais and show everyone a solo scene from her most recent Ninn Epic. It won’t take away the pain of losing so soundly, but it will certainly provide a pleasant distraction. You Boston folks can feel free to catch up when the euphoria wears off … Congratulations, by the way. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/26/04 | The weather seems to be rapidly moving colder in much of the country, and so we thought we’d do something a little different today, so you have an excuse to stay inside. Today you actually get to see Dee not perfect — at least in the Michael Ninn definition of the expression. If we explained what we meant by that, well, there wouldn’t be any reason to read the story, and so we’re just going to encourage you to read the story. Still, if you insist on not reading, just look at the “rough” promotional video and the 128 pictures. It’s still good to be a member, even if everything’s not perfect … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/24/04 | Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend is even more dazzling than usual. In fact, we liked the contribution from Angel Cassidy’s latest movie so much that we decided to run the story even before you can even buy the DVD. (Sorry, DM.) In addition to the typically beautiful shots, many of the atypically beautiful Angel, we also included the sexy audio tracks from the erotic poetry that frames the story, and even some trivia about Michael Ninn. All in all this seems a good way to kill some time while we all wait to see the Broncos play on Monday Night Football tomorrow night. We ARE all waiting for that, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Exclusive Audio, Michael Ninn] |
10/21/04 | If you think about it, the term “Rain-Aid” sounds like a Willie Nelson concert. Fortunately, thinking about this issue does not constitute the important part of today’s insight. Actually, you might find it a lot more interesting to contemplate Juli Ashton’s Pocket Rocket, as seen through the eyes (well, and other parts) of Dee and Anais during one of their cam shows. There seems to be a lot going on with Anais these days, thanks to the bumbling of some executives we won’t name over at the company that distributes Ninn Worx’ pictures, and if you needed any more proof that we should just put Dee in charge of everything, you need only look at these pictures … If everyone just did what they are good at, life would be much simpler. It might also be much simpler if it never rained in California … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion] |
10/18/04 | For a change, this post actually seems to be fairly self-explanatory. Of course if you don’t want to bother with the explanation, you can just be satisfied looking at 120 or so pictures of Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers and Becca lounging around Hedonism III in Jamaica. Some things just aren’t that complicated. This is good. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Becca] |
10/15/04 | As you can see from this thumbnail, when Keri Windsor buys flowers for someone, she’s very serious about it. Actually she might think about someone larger than Dee deliver them for her next time. It’s a good thing it wasn’t bee season on the last set of Naked Hollywood, or D.Minion’s story might have had a different ending. If you look carefully around the foliage, you might also catch Asia Carrera and Nina Hartley in this look at a time passed … Keri’s a lot of things, but subtle hasn’t seemed among them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, D.Minion] |
10/13/04 | Wow! Just when you think you’ve seen everthing, we throw our first “ergo” into a story. … Assuming that doesn’t sufficiently titillate you, we also have a video clip from (the recently retired, or not) Anais, some funny stuff, a peek into the private life of D.Minion, and proof that redish isn’t the only person on the planet that loves Juli Ashton. All in all, we call it “Miscellaneous Wrecks.” (We’re seeking therapy just as soon as we get the time.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon] |
10/10/04 | Now very few things can probably tear you away from football today, but if your team happens to be losing badly, or the games you care about aren’t on television — or even if you’re one of those bizarre aliens that don’t care to watch big, sweaty, overly-adorned men get paid too much money to fight over a silly little ball — well, then, today might be a pleasant diversion. Now we’ll warn you that there’s no small amount of whining, and even some economic ruminations before you actually get to the Wonderful Ninn Worx Weekend featuring Fragile women that, well, don’t actually look all that fragile. Just remember you can use the handy-dandy icons to just skip all the boring stuff and get right to the pictures. Sometimes life is fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Karin, Erica Vachs, Monica Daniels, Anna Kristal, Marrakesh, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn] |
10/6/04 | CafeAnais chimes in today with a look at Anais on the set of In the Garden of Shadows and a behind-the-scenes tribute to one of the most talented photographers our industry has ever seen. All in all, it seems like a fine way to spend a few minutes … or even more than a few … Oh, and if you don’t already own In the Garden of Shadows, D.Minion and Michael would just love for you to buy one here. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pornography … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/5/04 | We took some time to watch the Vice Presidential debate tonight, as we’re sure all of you did, being fine, upstanding, citizens and all. (Those of you that live out of the country are excused from this duty. Be thankful.) Tom Brokaw said that Dick Cheney reminded him of George Forman. Other than being grilled by his opponent, I must confess that I didn’t draw the connection. Dick Cheney did, however, remind us a lot of Grandpa Munster which would have made the voting “choice” easy except for the fact that John Edwards seemed just a bit too much like Wally Cleaver. Fortunately in America we can make our own decisions, so it might be best to decide to hold off on major, potentially life-changing, decisions and check out the propoganda videos and pictures from Georgia’s newest Michael Ninn movie instead. It may not make America safer, but if everyone had one, it would certainly make America happier … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/1/04 | Tinker called this morning, and when I answered the phone she said, “Did you happen to find a piece of American cheese in the driveway?” Thinking that this was a lot like, “Do you by any chance happen to have six fingers on your left hand?” I responded logically with, “Do you always start conversations this way?” Now why this happened turns out to be not nearly as important as the 189 pictures from Anais’ latest Ninn Worx feature, Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book 2. Throw in the fact that most of the early morning discussions centered almost entirely on politics, and you’ll see why we figured “American Cheese” just seemed perfect as a topic for the day. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Nikki Blond, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn] |
June 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/29/04 | Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn] |
6/27/04 | With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn] |
6/25/04 | We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
6/21/04 | Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
6/19/04 | Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion] |
6/16/04 | I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
6/15/04 | Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS: Harley Davis, D.Minion] |
6/11/04 | Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/10/04 | We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were). [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video] |
6/8/04 | Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/7/04 | You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right. |
6/4/04 | Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/2/04 | We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
6/1/04 | Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
July 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/30/04 | Well we’ve finally managed to catch up with the calendar around here, having just decided to postpone future attempts at “automated” web posts. Maybe we’re just too old fashioned around here, so we need to stick with old-fashioned methods. You can read about a whole bunch of new fashion, though, and peek in on Anais and Juli Ashton, at the 2004Night of the Stars event that we attended this week. Watching Juli read scripted dialogue with Seymore Butts was actually a bit surreal, as was watching the winners accepting their awards. When I first started in this business some 14 years ago, the winners (basically company owners and other industry hot-shots) all looked like Charleton Heston. This year, they all looked like Mr. Dreysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. We are getting older … Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, D.Minion] |
7/28/04 | It’s The Last Resort for Kristal Summers, but she seems fine with the whole thing. Pat Myne, her partner in the scene for this movie seemed a whole lot better than “fine” by the looks of him. Some people have all the luck … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
7/26/04 | Apparently Dee can Rock that Ass like few others, and so when Sean Michaels had a chance to do an anal scene with her in The Return of Sean Bond he very quickly and gallantly said, “Yes, please.” D.Minion was there and it’s actually safe to say you could consider them both shaken AND stirred … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
7/24/04 | We promised Kristal and Devinn that we’d do what we could to continue to promote their upcoming “appearance” at Hedonism III in Jamaica this December. Of course we’ve also promised Juli Ashton that we’d do the same thing for her excursion to Jamaica this October, so it may get confusing along the way. Basically, you should just move in to Hedonism III for the final quarter of 2004, and then you’ll be sure to see everything. Also, if you read this story carefully, you’ll find out some extremely interesting information about Dee … Sorry, you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Bert, D.Minion] |
7/21/04 | Night Calls was going old-school this time around, as Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon joined Juli and Tiffany on the famous red couch. There was potentially a little too much talk about auto-fellatio, perhaps, but any time you get a chance to see Christy’s breasts, it pretty much makes up for anything. Fortunately, Ron kept his breasts hidden. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion] |
7/18/04 | Sometimes titles can be incredibly descriptive, as today’s Ninn Worx Weekend will demonstrate. Courtesy of Mr. Ninn we have 100 pictures and a Slide Show from Double Penetration. That seems to pretty much say it all, right? If you consider the show stars Katsumi, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Rayveness, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Ashley Long, Shy Love, Dominica Leone and Jodie Moore, well that certainly says it all. Talented lot, these … [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Rayveness, Shy Love, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Dominca Leone, Ashley Long, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Jodie Moore, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
7/17/04 | As Anais has just begun her second year under contract with Ninn Worx, we thought it might be interesting to go back and dig up D.Minion’s previously unpublished account of Anais’ first day on the job. One of the truly amazing things about this profession has to be watching the rapid, and often breathtaking, transformations that women in this business undergo. Now when you start with all the raw materials that Anais did, even the beginnings were impressive. Clearly she’s way too young to challenge the Queen, but, folks, there’s absolutely a new Princess in town … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
7/14/04 | A couple of days ago Dee very sweetly pointed out that her “Index to KSEX” seemed to be a little bit behind the times. We rather cavalierly suggested that this was perfectly OK, as we were sure that no one really looked at it anyway. For the record, we should note here that “cavalierly” was not precisely the manner in which Dee preferred to receive a response in this situation. Who knew? After assuring her that we did indeed wish to continue to see her naked on a regular basis, we offered to put up D.Minion’s account of Dee’s most recent KSEX adventure — with Kristal, no less — this week. Then we tried to explain that if we put up all the dates for which DM has KSEX stories, but that aren’t posted yet, people would be more easily able to see how far we fall behind sometimes. Dee said, “Uh-Huh.” We updated that page too. Geez, some people have no sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
7/12/04 | According to D.Minion sometimes people just want to know, “What up?” We’re not sure what that means exactly, except perhaps that D.Minion has been spending too much time around Dee. On the off chance that we could decipher it correctly, however, we decided to provide a little snippet in time of the current state of not only Dee, but Kristal Summers, Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, D.Minion, and even Harry. Does this mean “What up?” Youth may be wasted on the young, but it’s not all that easy getting older either … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
7/9/04 | Just call us the Sly Sultans of Seque … Come to think of it, you shouldn’t actually call us. We’d probably just send you to voicemail anyway, truth be told. Speaking of truth, we have a bit of that today, although that seems to be a relative term when it comes to history, but at least we’re fulfilling part of D.Minion’s promise to put up her shots from Kristal’s most recent Cam Show. We also have a surprisingly interesting “videography” on LA Erotica, and some honestly rather uninspiring stuff about spaghetti. All in all, maybe you should just look at the pictures … like Brian does … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion] |
7/7/04 | Night Calls begins its new time slot tonight, and it’s got pretty much everyone around here a bit confused. Don’t think D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, June 16, 2004 will help you understand Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath much better, however. Apparently all was a bit surreal. Well, when you start with purple bagels at the beginning of the day, that’s pretty much to be expected. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, D.Minion] |
7/6/04 | Well, we’re making the effort at apology here by putting the Slide Show Replay of Kristal’s latest Cam Show really, really quickly. According to D.Minion, if we get up the video replay of the most recent Cam Show with Kristal AND Dee, people might begin to forgive us our human error. We’re going to go with that until we hear differently … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
7/4/04 | … [Sigh. This post was supposed to go up this weekend, but it didn’t. We checked to see what happened, and it seems we forgot to push a button, so we can’t even blame the computers on this one. Still, “Human Error” means that actual humans run this site, and that’s a far cry better than many. … Sorry.] The fact that we chose the 4th of July to put up a review of an adult industry convention in America, written by a British citizen just goes to show what fun and clever people we are. It may go on to show some other stuff too, but we generally just choose to ignore those things. Life’s too short to dwell on unpleasantness, we think. So read what you can, survey what you have time for, and then go blow some stuff up! Happy Birthday ALL … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Amore, Rayveness, Nina Hartley, Devinn Lane, Christy Canyon, Lon, Maverick] |
7/1/04 | Sometimes the XXX business can be an odd place. (We’ll assume that doesn’t come as a big surprise, come to think of it.) So after six years in the business, Dee finally had a chance to do a scene with Sean Michaels, and D.Minion was there to document. We’re pretty sure we don’t even need to say much more than that, actually, so we’ll just let you get to it. As you can tell from the thumbnail here, Dee took to the activity with athletic passion. Too bad Sean couldn’t end up using the scene … Now they’ll have to do it again. Hey, maybe Dee did that on purpose. She’s a sneaky one, that Dee …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Lisa Sparxxx, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |