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November 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/03	You’d miss some captivating commentary if you just skipped to the 100 stunning pictures today, and you’d miss some daring line-drawing, and some foreshadowing that has “Lain” in wait for some time. You might want to anyway, however, as this Ninn Worx Weekend should make even the most crotchety old men smile. Michael calls it Fem: Bella — and we can tell you that they are indeed. If you’re curious, the subjects include Justine, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, and Charmaine Star. There. That ought to explain it. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]
11/27/03	Being big fans of irony around here, we take particular pleasure in noting that our Thanksgiving Treat actually comes from a friend across the Atlantic, the place we’re being thankful we left. That said, it remains a wonderful present, and we wanted even non-members to be able to appreciate it. Being cheap, however, we took all the images and compressed them into one for the free side. You’ll actually be able to appreciate them more more if you look at our Maverick Appeal, we’re thinking. Oh, and we noticed a couple of mistakes too, and we’ll get him to correct them if you’re kind about letting us know. This was a hell of a lot of work, as are most things that seem easy at a glance. Maybe that’s the secret to the kind of happy and successful life you can be thankful for: Work hard, but don’t feel you have to make everyone around you aware of it. Help someone less fortunate; it’ll do wonders for your outlook on life. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Chasey Lain, Alexis DeVell, Juli Ashton, Angel Cassidy, Vicca, Jewel, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Taren Steele, Jill Kelly, Anais, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Nikita, Georgia Adair, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Maverick]
11/25/03	We’re going out on a limb a bit today, as we’re giving Maverick his present a little early. In a couple of days we’ll all have a reason to be thankful for our foreign friend (Well, he’s foreign to most of us.), but in honor of all of the work that he’s put in so far we’re jumping the gun a bit. Most of you will probably already know what a kinky bunch the British are as a group, and so we thought the perfect holiday greetings sentiment would be 105 pictures of Kristal Summers in Bondage for Nina Hartley. We’re ever-so-thoughtful as gifts go. So read through D.Minion’s … um … interesting chronicle, and then just do what we did. Keep saying, “Right. Got it.” It’ll help; trust us. And isn’t it wonderfully ironic to be giving a guy from England a present for Thanksgiving? We love irony … So long, and thanks for all the fish … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Emily Marilyn, Nina Hartley, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/23/03	A bizarre rumor circulated through the Los Angeles paper the other day, claiming that not all people in America are football fans. See how wrong even respected newspaper like the Los Angeles Times can be? I mean, honestly, don’t they even try to check their facts before they print something so obviously ludicrous? We expected better of them. That said, however, only the really, really cool people have the NFL Direct Ticket on DirecTV, and so some you poor souls out there may have some moments when there are no football options for you today. That just makes you kind of tear up, doesn’t it? Well, we decided to be kind, and do our part for the less priviledged, and so we published yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, looking back at our lovely Georgia Adair, and the more and more omnipresent Dee. So enjoy the sets between games. As for us, we’re off to watch EVERY game today, at least for a little while. Some people are not football fans indeed! Faugh … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
11/21/03	What do Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Chloe, Devinn Lane, Dominica, Lee Stone, and Tony Tedeschi all have in common? The answer may not surprise you, but the stunning recap of Dee’s most recent Cam Show certainly will. Color us “DeeLighted” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]
11/20/03	A great many of us have ordered room service at a strange hotel in some city distant from our home. A great many of us have also probably read dubious stories about such times in Penthouse Forum. Well, in honor of Anais’ debut yesterday as the current covergirl, and the Penthouse Pet, November 2003, we thought we’d relate a little room service story of our own, this starring Inari Vachs. We call it Room Service with a Smile, and even though these are not pictures of Anais today, we know Inari well, and we’re sure that given the chance, she’d be “honor” … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/19/03	As promised we have D.Minion’s recap of the last Night Calls for you. Although tonight’s topic seems to be “Happy Spanks-Giving” there seems to have been a lot of spanking going on last time too. You’ll get to see that, and you’ll get to learn a bit more about Juli Ashton’s personal sex life — all in all, not a bad diversion. Oh, and we checked with Carol, and it’s OK if the rest of you read this story too. Apparently, it gets lonely in Florida … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amanda Lexx, Felicia Fox, Lisa Sparxx, D.Minion]
11/18/03	Sometimes we’re a bit of a tease around here, and sometimes that’s a good thing. If you want to see some sneak peeks of Anais’ first new big Ninn Worx Feature under her new contract, In the Garden of Shadows, you can do so today. If you’re not a member, you’ll have to wait until January to see Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, our old friend Rayveness … and some boys … in “Artcore” action. Sometimes, it’s good to be a member. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]
11/15/03	Boy it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. Dee gets TEN for stripping; we reveal the genesis of the Dee’s relationship with KSEX, and we show off a half-dozen forgotten pictures from the bottom of a box. More noteworthy would be the fact that these photographs are of the unusually impressive Chasey Lain on her very first dance appearance ever. Oh, we also have learned that the ladies’ room apparently doesn’t generally have the “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs that men’s rooms always do, but we haven’t figured out what to think of that. We’ve also gained some insight on reptile cuisine, and sent D.Minion out fetching some worms. Boy, it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Felicia Fox, Chasey Lain, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
11/14/03	Having been motivated by yesterday’s interesting, but technically inferior fornication photography, we thought we’d debut a new series here (hopefully, if we can pin her down) and let you see our first “Wendy Works Weekend.” Don’t worry: We haven’t replaced the Ninn Worx (now you get the pun) variety, as they’ll return next week, but this is Wendy’s week, and we’re making sure everyone knows that. Before we begin, we thought we’d pass along some professional advice for all of you budding “Art” and “Figure” Photographers out there. It’s important to have good equipment and accessories, and it’s even more important to be able to use that equipment to its potential. However, the most important ingredient to a successful nude shoot in our opinion would be having a Devilishly Sexy model on whom to practice your wares. Now this won’t actually increase your technical abilities one iota, but it makes failing much easier to deal with. Trust us. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/13/03	Yesterday was Wendy’s birthday, and she had us put together a Divine present for y’all, with the help of our friends at VCA Pictures. Wendy’s got action shots from The Pink Package, and you can even get another present from Wendy by buying a DVD of the show from her catalogue. Now, true, you’ll actually have to pay for this second present, but that would make a nice present for Wendy too, if you think about it, and if you’re patient, she’ll even autograph it for you. That Wendy’s got the travelling bug these days, but she’s still darn good lookin’ … and she promises to be back soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Janet Jacme, Shelbee Myne, Justine Romee, D.Minion]
11/11/03	Our own Kristal Summers displays a remarkable lack of Willpower as she and Flick “shag well” with Steven St. Croix. Fortunately, this was exactly as scripted, and D.Minion, despite momentary lapses into self-doubt, attended to chronicle. You may read the captivating article, or you may simply enjoy the pictures, slightly green with envy at St. Croix’s job. As you wish … (Yes, Gene, that was foreshadowing too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Flick Shagwell, D.Minion]
11/9/03	Well we promised a few of you that we’d get up the cam grab replay of Dee’s first Risqué Cam Show with special guest Anais. As you’ll be able to tell by looking at the replay, it seems Anais felt fairly special after all was said and done. We get so busy around here that sometimes we forget to mention the basic stuff. Who could have guessed that Anais had never heard of a Pocket Rocket? Don’t worry: She has one of her own now … We’re all about good deeds around here. We call this “Anais Chairs the Meeting” … We’re all about clever too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]
11/6/03	In keeping with our wacky path today, we’ve got eight pictures of Anais wearing Wicked Shirts. This, of course, has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the newsworthy fact that Dee has arranged for all of you members to get all of the KSEXRadio.com feeds — even the ones that don’t have her with the Fat Men. If we let him, Harry would take part of this credit too, but we never listen to men around the office. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, D.Minion]
11/6/03	Even for us we’ve reached a new level of bizarre today as we take a history lesson from Jerry Jeff Walker. We’ll give you a little hint here, as “M is for Mudflaps” and “E is for Eggs.” You’ll have to check out the story to make any more sense of it we’re afraid. However, rarely have we been more sure that perhaps you should simply look at the 84 pictures of Cytherea. She makes sense all by herself. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
11/5/03	Proving once again that so long as you have sufficient numbers of photographs of Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, and Kristal Summers posing topless, it doesn’t really matter what you write about, we give you today’s entry. We call it Exemplary Moral Standards, which you’ll understand if you read about D.Minion coming to the rescue, credit card in hand, but even if you just look at the pictures, you’ll notice plenty “exemplary” here. Some journalists might be put off by the fact that the “story” and the “illustrations” have actually nothing whatsoever to do with one another, but not us. We’re fine with it. Consider it our own version of “Carpe DM” … (We’re even funny in Latin. Can you beat that?) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
11/3/03	As it starts to look like the fires are not in fact going to burn all of Southern California to the ground, we thought we’d give everyone something else to warm them up. Anais’ first boy/girl Feature has hit the streets, and so we’re showing those of you that can view video the movie trailer from Fetish: I Know Your Dreams. If you still can’t see video on your system, you can at least look at a couple of pictures of the beautiful Angel Cassidy. Look at it this way: If you have to have a consolation prize, at least it should be an Angel … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
11/1/03	We have some comforting thoughts as we begin a new month. In addition to a couple of editorials submitted by “Dear Readers,” we have a unique alarm clock method utilized by Dee on a slumbering Inari Vachs in Jamaica. All in all we have intellectual edification and a visual feast. We can’t think of a much better way to move into winter weather. Oh, and to save those of you that might have to look it up some time, a “cretin” is a person whose brain did not fully develop. This will become important later. For now, follow the path from the cantankerous, quickly past the cretin, to the comely. It seems not a bad way to start a weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari]

September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03	Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/28/03	We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/27/03	We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/25/03	If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/24/03	Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/20/03	We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/19/03	We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
9/18/03	We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/15/03	Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]
9/14/03	Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
9/10/03	Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
9/9/03	About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
9/7/03	Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]
9/1/03	Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03	You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]
8/27/03	On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]
8/23/03	We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]
8/22/03	Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
8/19/03	Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]
8/16/03	We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]
8/15/03	This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
8/12/03	She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/10/03	At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
8/8/03	You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
8/6/03	Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]
8/5/03	Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
8/4/03	You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/2/03	We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

July 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/03	Well, Dee’s doin’ the deed again, and the party’s getting put together. Mav made this groovy little spinny thing you see above, so this year we have even more to blame him for. Today we’re bringing you a recap of past Members’ Party Events, and the plug to get you to come play with us this year was so subtle we almost forgot to put it in. We mean well, though, and we’re really nice to animals … [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party Kickoff and Recap]
7/29/03	Wow, that minimalist approach got a lot of attention! It turns out that people like to watch Juli Ashton talk dirty and play with herself for the camera. Who knew? Well, we had the clips just lying around, so we persuaded Michael to let us show off some of the other family members as they did their own diddling, as it were. So if you’re in the mood for some more video, you can check out Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele … each a la Ninn … c’est magnifique … (If you’re not in the mood to watch these beautiful women explore themselves, however, you’d better make an appointment to see someone. You’re not well.) [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/25/03	We’re going for the minimalist approach: Click Here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/24/03	In our own inimitable fashion we’ve managed to subtilely mention many of the Message Board regulars in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs and Julia Ann in Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos. Truth be told our “fashion” would be easy to imitate, but we’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do that. We could contemplate whether this thus makes us have “imitable fashion,” but that would distract us from just getting on with the pretty girls … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/22/03	We’ve just a couple of tasty morsels here, for those with delicate tastes. First we have a little historic Risqué Trivia about behind the scenes functions, set against a curious backdrop of Fetish. Then we are also happy to announce that those of you that don’t happen to live in England can now watch a fascinating replay of Kristal Summers’ latest Cam Show. We should note, however, that if the sight of beautiful and busty young women inserting sexual “novelties” offends you, you’d better just stick to the odd pictures courtesy D.Minion. It’s a wonderful life indeed … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/19/03	Is sexuality a function of age, or more likely a function of the media? Has a female porn star performed some transgression because she decides to come back after a decade for a few more bangs for some bucks? If a man speaks in the woods, and there’s no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? The answers to none of these questions will be found in this Fem: TangoNinn Worx Weekend. However, we will tell you this: We learn a great deal of our personal philosophies off of t-shirts. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t … hunt it down and kill it.” (Apparently some people think it is not, in fact, better to have loved and lost. Ah, youth …) [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/16/03	From this retrospective it appears that Night Calls July 2, 2003 may have been slightly more wacky than the norm, which honestly leans heavily to the wacky side. Basically it seems that we have Juli Ashton with very large breasts, and Tiffany Granath with very large flowers. From there, it gets strange. If you take the time to go through D.Minion’s account, however, you will get a chance to learn how much she thinks her breasts weigh. You can’t do that every day, can you? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kim Chambers, D.Minion]
7/14/03	Although the speech here technically doesn’t come “free” (since it costs $20 a month), we still value the principles behind Free Speech (even more than the $20). Consequently, we applaud Brother John’s fortitude in expressing what may turn out to be the minority opinion in today’s Dear Readers Speak. Still it will be the first time in a long time that Dee has been in the majority, and if you’re not interested, you can still just use the little camera icon to jump to the pictures. Oh, we decided to use some pictures from Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva in a scene that featured Dee and Anais. We thought you might be interested. Call it a hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Michael Ninn]
7/11/03	With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, we’ve reached somewhat of an ominous milestone. The second picture page marks page number 2,500 since we redesigned the site last summer. We’re not sure what that means, but it seems like a great deal of writing for a group having so little to say. We’ve decided not to dwell on that, however, as we’re taking the weekend off to play the new “Frozen Throne” expansion to “Warcraft III.” We figure we’ve earned it … For your part, you can enjoy Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio. You might think about sending some batteries to D.Minion, which you’ll understand if the pictures don’t overly distract you from the words. [FEATURED TAGS: Olivia Del Rio, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
7/10/03	Wow! We have a surprise entry from Dee’s Diary today, this all about Dee’s Love of Tattoos. We’re figuring that Dee’s just showing off the fact that she’s more than just a pretty face (well, and other parts too), so now XXX has even more to drool over. Our poor Message Boards … (sigh) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann]
7/8/03	Today’s post offers a retrospect and a tribute. Apparently July 8th has some meaning to at least one of our members, so we decided to add to the aura. Fortuantely, we’ve made all those annoying words easy to skip (as is our custom). So you can just jump ahead to Inari Vachs and Kristal Summers playing around in K-SEX if you’d prefer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/5/03	After the critical diversion for yesterday’s news, we’re back with Ninn Worx Weekends today. Rather than cute little doggies being cuddly, we’re giving you cute little Holly Hollywood and her friends, being, come to think of it, cuddly. Of course Holly’s actually having anal sex as well, but darn if she doesn’t still look cuddly doing it. It must be good to be Holly. And with that, we consider What’s in a Name? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Hollywood, Amytheist Stone, Red Heaven, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/4/03	The only thing consistent about this holiday posting is that, to a person, everyone in the entire office disavows any responsibility for it except for D.Minion. It’s her fault. She did it. She thought that everyone would just be dying to see photographs of small dogs wearing red, white, and blue bandanas. She really did. And so that’s all that’s here. You might want to just skip “Patriotic Puppies” and come back later. Go have a bar-b-que. Play some catch in a park. Watch some colorful explosions this evening. We’ll get back to you tomorrow … (By the way, in honor of our British friends, all seven of these pictures are horizontal. We worry about D.Minion sometimes …) [FEATURED TAGS: 4th of July, Happy Independence Day!]
7/3/03	In an adroit maneuver, D.Minion manages to not only helps us relive Night Calls, June 18, 2003, but she also demonstrates the stupefying value of using both horizontal and verticle pictures to accompany the chronicle. This too amazes us, albeit in a slightly more traditional fashion. In addition we’ve provided a special “bonus” to the discriminating members. You might have to look around for it, but we’re thinking you’ll enjoy the edification. And that’s enough $10 words to last for quite awhile, we’re thinkin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cherokee, Michelle McAndrews, Anais, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

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