6/29/14 | Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/23/14 | Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue] |
6/19/14 | We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn] |
6/15/14 | One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video] |
6/12/14 | Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean] |
6/7/14 | Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley] |
6/4/14 | Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux] |
6/1/14 | The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella] |
Filed Under: May
December 2012 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/31/12 | Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!] |
12/29/12 | You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
12/27/12 | Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy] |
12/25/12 | We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland] |
12/24/12 | Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video] |
12/21/12 | We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
12/18/12 | We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn] |
12/17/12 | You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video] |
12/12/12 | Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn] |
12/10/12 | In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video] |
12/7/12 | Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/4/12 | You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight] |
12/2/12 | Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn] |
March 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
October 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/31/02 | The Essentially Dee week comes to a close, as it were, with visual depiction of a spontaneous lesbian orgy. Those, by the way, are our favorite kind. We have Dee with Juli Ashton and Keri Windsor, as planned, and the wonderful last minute addition of Shayla LaVeaux. Lest you be confused, we can assure you: Serendipity beats the heck out of skill. Dee ends her Essentially Dee Quartet on a high note, and we get to reminisce. It’s better than “Trick or Treat” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor] |
10/30/02 | We get to see our old friend Lola today, as she indoctrinated one of the industry’s newest (and most well endowed) male performer, Jack. Moreover, she did so under Dee’s first directorial tutelage. We’ve said several mouthfuls with that, and Dee will add her own, but none of us can come close to Lola‘s on this day. There are some strange things in this world; Jack has one of them. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Dee] |
10/29/02 | Well, Dee’s fulfilling her promises “Essentially” as she lets us in on just how tough a job beautiful porn stars have. Poor things find beautiful women everywhere that want to have sex with them, and apparently Dee and Juli couldn’t resist. Must be something in the waters of the Danube. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, May, Dee] |
10/29/02 | The soap opera fans among you will probably delight in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs’ day in Danni Ashe’s “Babes of our Lives.” The rest of you will be as confused as I was, probably. However, the tale does have 63 pictures of the nubile Inari, and several of her fellow sisters in nudity, and that’s a seriously redeeming quality. As most of you already know: There aren’t many tails as nice as Inari’s … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Calli Cox, Chelsea Blue, Kate Frost, Nikki Nova, Carolyn Monroe, D.Minion] |
10/28/02 | Dee begins a few days of self analysis here as D.Minion ran across some lovely stills from Ashton View’s Essentially Dee and showed the pictures to Dee herself. Over the next few days we’ll get to see Dee in Budapest (with pretty girls), Dee in Juli’s old living room (with different pretty girls), and Dee directing her friend Lola (also a pretty girl). We’re looking forward to it, not only because of the pretty girls, but because they come from Dee’s Diary, and that means we don’t have to do the work. Dee will. Excellent! Beauty, brains, and one fine set of tits … That may well be the secret to life. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee] |
10/28/02 | Here’s one of the little trivia tidbits our members have come to love. Last year the President of Playboy TV tried to get Devinn an invitation to the “Playboy Mansion Halloween Party,” but he was unable to do so. This year our own Kristal Summers was able to accomplish this feat. She also got invitations for Amber and Monique Alexander too. While it remains true in life that it’s all about whom you know, it would be a mistake to try to rank those people always in terms of their job descriptions. Sometimes porn stars are more powerful than presidents. Go figure. And we got these pictures up quickly, and updated Kristal’s Journal, because we promised Mav we would; Heaven knows what else we’ve done just because “Maverick asked us to.” More lessons of life, we presume … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Devinn Lane, Monique Alexander] |
10/27/02 | You know, as you check out all the really cool video clips that are available on the web, it really hits home just how many people are a lot smarter than we are. Oh, well, we’re getting better, and they don’t have Kristal Summers to experiment with, so there. Still, as you’re getting ready for her cam show on Monday, you can check out 30 pictures and a couple of “better than last time” video clips of our beautiful Kristal. We’ve even included a special “Carol Clip” for the people with really, really sucky Internet connections. We may not be talented, but we care about our members … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/26/02 | Night Calls reviews are back, and we even have a “bonus” show this month, basically because they no longer have Night Calls, UK to show on those months with five Wednesdays. Still we don’t care because we get Juli and Tiffany three times this month, and, even more importantly, the Night Calls team has managed to get Night Calls, October 16, 2002 posted BEFORE the stuff that it’s promoting. Man, we had to sit down when we figured that out. So check out the post; watch the season two premiere of 7 Lives Xposed with our Devinn Lane tomorrow; then watch Juli and Tiffany again next Wednesday. If you have any time left after all of this, you might email Kristal, since she’s really the one that’s keeping the Night Calls reviews moving on time. We love Kristal for more than her breasts. Wow. (Don’t tell anyone.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
10/22/02 | It’s done; it’s finally DONE. The judges have finished with the despicable little task of reading answers to the same questions over, and over, and over … and they’ve chosen yet more winners from the event. We’ve been given a new-found respect for those among us that teach, and we’re vowing to slap someone with a cold fish if they suggest a “Trivia Test” at the next Members’ Party. On the upside, you can not only read the Top Twenty Answers, but you can see the best pictures taken by, or featuring, each of our lucky drawing winners, well, each of our lucky winners that didn’t get to see the Elvis Impersonator. It’s been nary a month’s time since the event ended, and we’re already through talking about it. In the words of one of my all-time favorite Country Songs: “Take this job and …” (I’ll be better in the morning.) [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Anais, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Mike, Carol, Brian, Carol, Bert, GMan] |
10/18/02 | As a rule we discourage introspection around here, finding that it too often leads to dismay, but on rare occasion it nonetheless seems the appropriate course of action. Apparently today found itself to be a rare occasion. If you have anything else to do you might want to skip this little path, but if you find yourself looking for a diversion, we have at least provided one. Some days, that’s all one can hope for … [FEATURED TAGS: Jilling] |
10/16/02 | We’re pretty sure that we’ve managed to actually include the appropriate pictures with this account. Today we look back at the view Juli allows us of Providence (as in Rhode Island). A Mysterious Member got a chance to spend his vacation with the lovely Ms. Ashton, as she spread her warmth and enthusiasm across America’s often frigid Northeast. He tells an interesting tale, and takes an even more interesting picture. So enjoy, and forgive us our indiscretion on the choice of thumbnail here. There were many picture of Juli we could have used, but, somehow, this shot just seemed apropos … and that doesn’t happen every day. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Steve] |
10/14/02 | OK. A couple of weeks ago, well eleven days to be precise, we put up a little account of Inari in Sex Court: The Movie. Apparenly we got confused. You see Inari was in Sex Court, the Playboy TV show, and in Sex Court: The Movie within a couple of weeks. So, well, we sorta mixed up the pictures, and now we’re looking at just another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. Rather that go back and redo things, which regular readers might miss, we’ve just decided to come clean. This is the “real” D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs in Sex Court: The Movie, but the pictures are from Inari Vachs in Sex Court the television series. The earlier posting was really D.Minion’s account of Inari in Sex Court the TV show. Clear? So you can read this story, and think about the one lonely picture in our October 3rd posting, or you can read the October 3rd posting and think about these 20 pictures, or you can do what we’d do. Just look at these pictures, and then go back and gaze upon the lovely Inari in Jamaica again, and then go to bed early. You need your rest, and tomorrow will almost certainly be a more traditional day, not that this necessarily constitutes a good thing … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
10/12/02 | Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers leave us Without a Trace. Now this is not nearly as troubling as it sounds, since Without a Trace is movie put out by Wicked Pictures, featuring a scene between Kristal and Devinn (and some misc. dude–they’re all misc. dudes). D.Minion was there all three days, and we have 110 pictures to prove it. This has been an amazing week, but what a truly extraordinary way to start the weekend. We hope you can handle the excitement. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Star E. Night, D.Minion] |
10/9/02 | Never fear! We’re on the rebound. In an amazing burst of efficiency we have another Night Calls recap, complete and on schedule–with enough light, even. This one also has a naked lady cake, and you just can’t say that every day. Check out Night Calls, October 2nd, 2002 and find out once again how good it is to be Juli … and apparently D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cheyenne Silver, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion] |
10/7/02 | Well this is more like our old selves. Kristal had a cam show a couple of days ago, and we had vowed to try to post video clips with some expedience. We accomplished this goal, sort of. First the camera was turned sideways, and the whole 4+ minute clip will require you to turn up the brightness on your monitor to even watch. But we have a bright side, so to speak. We also have an on-air chat with the lovely Kristal promising a better effort next time, AND we have 35 pictures with wonderful clarity. We even made them BIG, since we’ve been getting some requests along this vein. Hey we never claimed to be perfect, and, besides, if you have to be in the dark, wouldn’t you rather be there with Kristal? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/5/02 | In celebration of Juli Ashton’s birthday, we have lots of pictures of Julia Ann naked. That may not make a lot of sense, but that’s sort of how we do things around here. We’re odd, but comfortable with it all … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Alexa Rae, D.Minion] |
10/3/02 | Inari had a funny part in Playboy TV’s Sex Court: The Movie. That’s nice. Inari also bopped around Jamaica naked for Kristal to take pictures, and that’s very nice. We have both the story, and the 74 pictures, and that makes us nicest of all. We even have employed an unusual application of a Mother Goose rhyme, and if that doesn’t get you interested enough to check out the story, well, then go out and run up your credit cards. You’re almost dead. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
10/2/02 | In our ongoing efforts to show off all of the fun of the 2002 Adult Diary & SweetGeorgia.com Members’ Party, we have some more accounts of the “event.” Most of you will enjoy the 95 pictures of naked and cavorting porn stars. A few may not, this latter category being comprised of those that attended the convention, but didn’t win the drawing. Ah well, the ladies are still wonderful, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that the rest of the world can’t see pictures of you hyperventilating and blushing and sweating … Heck, who even knew hamsters could blush? If that doesn’t help, you can always think, “Missed it by … THAT much!” (And if you get that reference, you are very smart.) Maybe next year … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor, Maverick, Bert, Brian, Mike, Carol, Lon, Steve, GMan, D.Minion] |
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