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March 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/12

Freeways in Los Angeles can be quite entertaining places — at least if you’re the type to let traffic bother you very much. We got behind one of those tricked out SUV’s this week, the kind where the guy makes up for what he lacks in testicles with the tire size on his truck. You’ve seen them. … Well, this one had a license plate that said, “NVRGLTY” leading us to the conclusion that the owner was either a criminal defense attorney, or a six-year-old bully — not that those two psychological states differ all that much really. Still it did make us wonder about how occasionally looks can in fact be deceiving, much as the case with Nick Manning’s photography today. Of course the fact that Nick chose Dee as his subject helps a lot. People can get away with many things if they illustrate with Dee naked, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee as Inspiration
3/27/12

The original plan for today centered around a wildly entertaining display of a bunch of scantily-clad women frolicking in a rain-soaked park. We planned on a vast amount of prose surrounding these compelling images, sufficient to secure our position as one of the web’s top Meandering Professionals. Sadly, we have no such pictures, so our wonderfully clever title of “Hello mudder. Hello Fodder.” will thus go unused. We do have a fascinating discussion of Shayla’s views on winning awards in porn, however, and have potentially found some equally interesting — although freshly showered — illustrations. [FEATURED TAGS: Bobbi Star Video, Jenna Haze Video]

Shayla Feeling Blue
3/24/12

Of “Cats, Tats, & Fantasy Begats” tells the tale this time around, although we do attempt to clarify that theme just a bit. Now if you have been a member for much time at all, you might be more than a bit dubious regarding our clarification skills, a stance really that we’d have a hard time arguing with, sadly enough. We do have fun, though, and how many people can say that about their lives every day? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Silk, Carmen Luvana]

Looking Great Naked
3/20/12

What we lack in eloquence we more than make up for with verve. Should you choose to read the technical trifle over on CythereasWetWorld today, you will understand precisely what we mean by that too. You may not agree with the statement, but you will at least understand it. … Feel free to disagree with us, actually. People often do. … Silly, people. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Bath Assaults
3/17/12

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya. … Pip. Pip. … Cheerio. … Well, that’s a sticky wicket, wat? … To we self-absorbed Americans, most foreign expressions said with an accent that sound kinda-sorta like the Beatles must mean it’s British. Of course most Americans would probably have a hard time pointing out Ireland on the globe, but hopefully they could at least get Australia right — even if they do think Crocodile Dundee sounds like he’s from London. Fortunately on this lovely holiday, we ignore all the foolish American tendencies and leap right into the leprechaun spirit with our annual mammalian — so to speak — salute: “Erin Go Braless!” … In case you’re curious, this has less to do with having hair on our bodies or being born alive than it does that whole breast feeding thing. We never quite grow out of that fascination, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton]

Braless Rocks!
3/15/12

Continuing to let the Fates guide our digital meandering, we somehow find ourselves adapting the theories of Albert Einstein today. OK. So they’re not any of the scientific theories, because honestly those seem really, really hard, but we figure we can debate philosophy with anyone — particularly if they’re dead. Michael Ninn happens to be alive and celebrating another birthday today, so rather than cerebral rumination with him, rather we have decided to consider the metaphysical ramifications of Jenna Haze. All in all, this did not turn out to be a tough decision.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

Reflections on Jenna Haze
3/13/12

The power of words tends to hold a rarified significance around here, as any Member could tell you certainly. As Maverick takes 247AdultStars further into the modern world with his porn star interview system, we take the opportunity to consider old-fashioned newspaper publication versus the contemporary digital approach. Bottom line: You have to be more careful if your company uses actual ink to deliver its message. To quote Ann Landers, “The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven’t thought of yet.” … And we’d venture to say that not many adult web sites quote Ann Landers, actually. … Yet that remains only a small part of what makes us odd. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Hart, 247AdultStars]

Kelly Hart
3/9/12

Did you know that “laser” actually happens to be an acronym for “light amplification by simulated emission of radiation”? Well, if you had read the excellent biography on Einstein by Walter Isaacson you could have learned this. Of course, having said that, you could now also learn this same thing here at risque.com — and have the benefit of enjoying the lives of beautiful women that make their livings au naturel. For example, now you can learn about how a self-proclaimed “cheesehead” approaches a Feature Dance booking with Shayla LaVeaux. … Sorry, Walter: You just can’t compete with Shayla naked. We love your books, though, if that helps.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Gibby with Shayla
3/5/12

Invoking the Deities today we further contribute to the science of modern friendship by visualizing a new method of keeping one’s furniture clean. OK. So technically we’re just sending Maverick best wishes on his next shoot and watching Cytherea on the next kitchen table in her squirting quest, but grandiose explanations tend to abound here, truth be told. On our way to a shoot last week we ended up behind a car with a bumper sticker that read, “Slay the Dragon of Ignorance.” A voice from the back seat quipped, “Well, we would, but we don’t know where it is.” … And that pretty much sums up the“aRB” view of life certainly.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tiana Lynn Video, Natalia Forrest, 247AdultStars.com]

A Cytherea Well Red
3/2/12

Consider Kristal Summers Consciously Artified if you will. And if you have been around here much at all, you will know that we have as a rule no problem at all simply making up words to suit our purpose. Granted, the only suits worn around here tend to be of the birthday variety, but that does not mean we lack respect for those poor lost souls who must familiarize themselves with the intricacies of the “double windsor” all too often in their everyday lives. … No-No! … Truth be told, we try not to think about those people at all. They sort of give us the willies. Interestingly enough, so does Kristal, but for an entirely different reason.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

See Willy Happy!

March 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/11

Today turns out to be a wealth of information. We’ve got visits to porn sets, secret hints regarding major industry players, anal sex insights, bootleg video, puns, alliteration, personal life retrospective on famous porn directors, a new camera … oh, and Bobbi Starr and Cheyenne Silver naked. When you’ve got all that going for you, it would probably be smart to just get to the point. For once, we’ll take our own advice. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Bobbi Starr Exclusive Video] 

A Sunny Cheyenne Silver for Cloudy Days
3/27/11

Supposedly we should always associate more importance with the journey rather than the destination. Understanding that, however, when you happen to be travelling to Cytherea’s house, “the journey” has a tough task ahead of itself if it presumes to actually secure its level of preeminent significance. While we can’t honestly say that the Honorable Journey turned out to be “better” than hanging out with Cy, it did completely entertain all the Geeks in the car. Of course we happen to proponents of the theory that basically anything having to do with Cytherea will be a lot of fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

a Journey AND a Destination
3/23/11

As it turned out, today seems a rather odd day to be “Flying Under the Radar” as was our plan. We lost a Hollywood legend this morning, and odd as it seems we’ve often used Elizabeth Taylor as an example to risque clients that there certainly exists a way to be both sexy and classy. (Then we usually follow that comment by noting that you really don’t have to get married eight times just to enjoy sex with different people, but that’s sort of off-topic right now.) We’re sorry she’s gone around here, but she can still serve as a fine example of pure, strong, womanhood for some years to come we expect. Perhaps she even added to her aura in her later years. One thing about Ms. Taylor, she certainly did not go gentle into that good night. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sunny Lane Video, Nicki Hunter Video, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx Video, Tessa Taylor Video, Sasha Heart Video, Nick Manning Video, Ron Jeremy Video, Erica McLean Video]

Sunny's Side Up
3/20/11

Over the years we have admittedly made some fairly dubious “musical” references on this site. This time, however, we’ve stooped to George Michael (if you can forgive us that). Regardless of the quality of the music (or arguably a distinct lack thereof), sometimes a title just fits a risque situation too perfectly to ignore. What can we say? You Gotta Have Faith[FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Daisy Layne, Michael Ninn]

Cheyenne's New Truck - Sans George Michael
3/17/11

We cherish America’s position in the world as the staunch symbol of Freedom, belief in the rights of every person to speak without fear of reprisal, and the fount of the wellspring of hope that diligent effort, combined with a strong moral compass, can result in a position in life practically unavailable other places on the planet. We relish our Melting Pot status, secure in our confidence that the very diversity of citizenry that many fear could tear apart the very fabric of society in fact bonds us all to a common goal of an improved life in aggregate. And on those occasions such as today, we give humble regard and open reverence, not only for St. Patrick and all he accomplished and still stands for in Irish lore, but also for his position in history as an excuse to create green beer. Suitably for us, it seems then, we warmly offer you Erin Go Braless. … We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Jana Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karlie Montana, Nevaeh, Angie Savage, Capri Anderson]

Sunny Lane without Green Beer
3/15/11

Unlike Mr. Ceasar, we have no need to beware the Ides of March. In fact, we sort of go “WHEE!” … as in AngIE, KarlIE, and MarlIE – although Ms. Savage, Ms. Montana, and Ms. Moore don’t happen to spell their names that way. In addition we endeavor mightily (the best way to endeavor, truth be told) to maintain a promised confidence. If you “C” anything otherwise, well, oops. We can’t be blamed, you know: Because “I” and “E” always come before “C” – right? We are all a wratchild at heart. [FEATURED TAGS: Marlie Moore Video, Karlie Montana Video, Angie Savage Video, Micheal Ninn]

A Maiden Less Than Iron
3/12/11

Most of you probably haven’t spent much time looking at web traffic statistics, because, let’s face it: Why in the world would you want to do something as horribly geeky as that? Well, some of us around here actually enjoy that sort of thing, and sometimes we’ll notice just the oddest trends. Over the last couple of weeks, for example, we’ve been getting a lot of searches for Heather Vuur. (She was Vandeven. Then she was Vuur. Then she went back to Vandeven again. People and their names in this business … .) Now we wouldn’t consider it “odd” because people are interested in Heather, because that makes perfect sense to us, but considering what we may be able to talk about soon, today’s story of D.Minion’s first foray “Oh, Vuur” the hills to visit with Heather seemed to make a lot of sense, so we decided to sort of throw it in out of order here. You’ll find it much easier to browse through the 150 or so photos of Heather with our new system, and you might begin to give some thought to what we “may” be able to talk about soon. Honestly, that’s a lot more interesting than thinking about web stats. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]

Heather — Extraordinary with Whatever Surname
3/11/11

Nary as mystical a thing exists for a typical male as a “Girls Night Out” – well, except a “Girls Night In” probably. When new risque compatriots Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver bond together one late night in Las Vegas, you can imagine what delicious decadence could transpire. Don’t get overly excited here, though. Nothing like that happened. Actually we didn’t see evidence of any lingerie at all, and not even one pillow fight. We really have to have a talk with these ladies. On the other hand, maybe porn stars are regular people too. They just don’t have the same shy gene as the rest of us.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video]

Not a Set of PJs in Sight. Drat.
3/7/11

The Message Board over on the Members’ Side has been going gangbusters, which seems a little counter-intuitive if you think about it, actually. People have been getting quite excited about our upcoming visit to Las Vegas to record the ever-nubile Cytherea this week. Local fans have deluged us with a myriad of suggestions regarding potential locations for the shoot, which, considering it does happen to be Cytherea we’re talking about, seems quite logical in the scheme. Oddly, almost all of those ideas involve having Cytherea “visit” at the homes of the local fans. We figure they must all be very hopeful as regards the growing success of CythereasWetWorld.com. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson]

The Only Damp Part of Cytherea
3/5/11

Assuming you’re not consumed with Sirius radio’s 24-hour marathon station they’ve called “Tigerblood” today, you might have time to consider that Estiercol de Caballo Solamente means Horse Manure Only in Spanish. Not that we attempt to editorially equate those two things, of course, but the phrase does come into play with the first day on the set of The Flying Pink Pig, courtesy of D.Minion. Honestly, she has an actual photo included – of the phrase, not the organic substance. Long-time members will recall what being on set with D.Minion can mean, and we’ll warn you that she had Shayla LaVeaux, Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, and Erica McLean to play with on this day, not to mention a menagerie of dogs and horses. You’ll need a nice frosty beverage to make it through this one. Come to think of it, you’ll probably need two. Maybe three. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sunny Lane Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter, Nick Manning Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

The Photo that Best Depicts the Theme
3/1/11

Historically, even those of us without “Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA” seem to have managed our lives just fine. (That’s a reference to the chaos that has become Charlie Sheen which – hopefully – will have dropped from public consciousness at some point, so we thought we’d explain it.) Very smart people, in fact, have learned that spending quality time with the Risqué Commune can bring a little happiness to our lives, regardless of the state of our hemoglobin neighborhood. And while you enjoy the latest playtime from our own resident “Rock Stars from Mars” Shayla LaVeaux and Cytherea, you can take solace in a core ambition in life: If you can’t be a good example, at least try to be a horrible warning. Live a little. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Dee, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Sapphic Sex Toy Sophistication with Dee, Juli Ashton, and Shayla LaVeaux

March 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/10

We called this entry about Tenaya “The Heart of Talk and Stroll” — well — because we’re just weird that way. In addition, we will occasionally plug 80’s bands because — well — honestly we have no idea. We can’t figure that one out ourselves most of the time, but it presumably makes somewhat more sense than the Rodney Carrington references you’ll also find in these pages. Nonetheless, when you’re showing a bit of Tenaya’s spectacular private life, nobody’s really going to read the title anyway, chances are. If you do read, however, you’ll learn even more about the lovely lass. Also, you’ll learn to enjoy words like nonetheless.  [STAR TAGS: Tenaya]

A Couple of Tenaya's Firm Things
3/24/10

Apparently they changed a flat tire, saw lots and lots of old friends that happen to make adult movies for a living, and ate fast foot. That would be the seriously abridged version of Lon’s Adult Entertainment Expo experience this year. However, if you have been fortunate enough to become a Member of any of the Risqué Commune avenues, you know how much we hate doing things too quickly when it comes to any adult behavior, so you can once again rest assured that we’ve provided insight and illustration you simply won’t find anywhere else. We prefer to think that other people all get it wrong, if you’re wondering how that often seems to be the case here. [STAR TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Julia Ann, Ginger Lynn, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video]

Rayveness in an outfit not seen on the convention floor.
3/19/10

Purists among us might point out that we should probably have uploaded this particular “Celebrate the Irish” post a couple of days ago, but there are just way too many people out there dedicated to Tradition simply for the sake of Tradition. Don’t you think? … Consequently we’ve decided to march to our own drummer around here. (There’s a big shock, right?) And just as soon as we manage to find our drummer we’re going to start working out some new routines. You can count on it. … On a completely unrelated note, have you ever noticed that even if you’re not drinking green beer — on the beach — in the heat — after enough of it, all the people still seem to start turning various shades of green? … Science is interesting.  [STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video]

Irish Eyes are Smiling. Other Parts are Happy Too.
3/16/10

Recently it came to our attention that we do not say, “Oh, Bollocks!” nearly enough around the office. Consequently we have resolved to remedy this situation just as quickly as possible. (Technically we had to first resolve to have resolutions on days other than New Year’s, but why get bogged down in details really?) … And speaking of details, Maverick shares a great many of them today in his “Day 2 of the AEE” post on 247AdultStars. Sadly we didn’t actually find any “nonsense” or “rubbish” — which seems to be how dictionary.com defines “bollocks” for us — so we couldn’t use the term in the ever-pithy commentary on those posts from our leader. On the upside, the reference source did say that term often has a “vulgar” connotation, and that should be something we have no trouble working with around here. It’s good to have a plan.  [STAR TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love, Katie Kox, Kayden Kross, Sasha Grey, AJ Bailey, Savanna Samson, Lexi Belle, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video]

Very Far From the Bottom of the Barrel
3/11/10

Some things are just filthy. Have you noticed? Sometimes, it seems, however, this appears to be the goal. Well, it’s good to have a plan, and Audrey Hollander does have a unique way of celebrating her birthday, we’ll give her that. Sometimes D.Minion doesn’t need to do much more than tell it like it was … [STAR TAGS: Lyla Lei, Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Michael Ninn]

Aurora Snow ... Not Dressed for It
3/6/10

You can find many good reasons to live in Los Angeles, but the colorful people have to be at least near the top of every list. In this economy most big cities will have scroungy-looking people on street corners looking for some money for some reason or another. However, in LA last week we saw a guy with a sign that said, “Need $4.01 for a soy latte.” … Across the street from this fellow was another chap with a sign that said, “Gulf War Veteran. Need a WIFE. Will accept cash.” … You gotta love LA. They could never put the “reality” here on television and have anyone believe it. Speaking of which, we give another dose of our “too strange for prime time” reality with an update on Penny Flame and some “Sanity” advice from Dee. Try wrapping your head around that one. [STAR TAGS: Penny Flame Video, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander]

This Happens All the Time in LA
3/2/10

So here’s the deal: D.Minion gets very, very excited when she gets to go on the road with one of the girls, and so her reports from these adventures tend to ramble a bit. In the piece that follows, we go from puppies to school girls, to the birthdays of 70’s television stars and how to get free lap dances at strip clubs. Consequently, we’ll give you a hint: In the first paragraph there is a picture of Dee. This will be the only picture accompanying the article proper. Just on the off chance that somebody might want to hit that handy-dandy camera icon at the top of the page, and jump to directly to the rest of the photos, that will be useful information to remember. … If you decide to exercise this option, however, and D.Minion ever asks you about it. Lie to her. … That’s what we do.  [STAR TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

Dee's Assets, Carefully Covered. Probably.

March 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/27/09

Aren’t they peculiar, the turns life often makes? Somehow, and against odds no actually knowledgeable person could have taken, we have found ourselves once again mentoring an adult production company. This time, though, it happens to be a brand new one, which makes the challenge unique, and that’s always fun. If we do a reasonable job, you may well be hearing about Night Moods Productions — hopefully in a positive way, come to think of it. On the upside, we do find ourselves consistent with our most dear philosophy as we approach life’s peculiar turns: At the very least we should try and accomplish new and different mistakes. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Moods Productions, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video]

Justine Joli providing visual aids. She's excellent at that.
3/25/09

Not being the type to (intentionally) go back on promises to Members, we’re serving up Maverick’s 247AdultStars exposé on Day Three of the 2009 AEE today. As it turned out there was a bit more “exposed” than perhaps some might have preferred, and that includes the Elvis sighting, as a matter of fact. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love, Sunset Thomas, Exclusive Video]

Pre-Exposed in the Expose
3/22/09

Our Newbie completes his task this weekend, as we wrap up the Uncle Gibby tribute to the 2009 AEE. He even did such a bang-up job on its companion video compilation that we demanded he allow us to double his salary — which if you know us at all means that this constitutes a guest editorial. We love our guest editorials, but the writers don’t honestly get much in the way of what most people would call “salary” — probably. Of course, we’ve never been overly concerned with what “most people” would do. As it turns out, that’s a very good thing around here. We’d spend most of our time being depressed. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Exclusive Video, Uncle Gibby]

Creepy by any other name ... is still creepy.
3/21/09

The Vernal Equinox visits us again, reminding us of freshness, hope, and rebirth. Consequently we thought about Phoenix. … What can we say? We’re clever that way. Also, it’s generally sufficiently entertaining to read D.Minion’s Phoenix account, that you almost don’t notice the decidedly strange slant that she can bring to adult situations. If, however, you do happen to notice, take some advice from the ancient ones around here: Just pretend you don’t. Simply concentrate on the sexually adventurous people here, then maybe make a nice snack for yourself.  [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Taryn Thomas, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Art more appreciated in the larger Members' version.
3/17/09

It seemed we should celebrate one of the few global holidays that don’t involve giving gifts, since that’s a tiny group. Consequently, Maverick finished up his Day Two of the AEE ’09, providing at least what may pass for edification in the process. We’re not sure about that, but we will tell you what we’ve learned about St. Patrick’s Day around here: You don’t technically need green beer; if you have enough of it, pretty much everybody at the party will be green. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love Audio, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Exclusive Video, Exclusive Audio]

Sasha Grey looking colorful, actually.
3/15/09

Because of the weirdness of yesterday we didn’t actually get to the “bitty bonus” with Dee as soon as we wanted to. That said, there’s never really a bad time for Dee, and we did promise to keep plodding through her KSEX backlog. (OK, so we promise that every time she brings it up, but we always really mean it.) Also, we were obligated to make a couple of instructional additions to the new Message Board system, and we got a chance to blame Maverick for some more things. … All in all, this worked out as a fine addendum.  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee Demonstrated her Slurping Technique
3/14/09

So we had perfectly wonderful news yesterday, cleverly coinciding with a rare second Friday the 13th in consecutive months. You see, THE MESSAGE BOARD IS BACK! Naturally this means that members can once again correspond with our favorite females directly, and that pretty much makes everybody happy. … Then we learned that a little bit of knowledge can still be a dangerous thing as D.Minion pulled rank a bit and “offered” her consultation services to the post. Well, we didn’t get all the “enhancements” done until today, but we still “Put the Who back in Whoo-Hoo!” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

A Now Rather More Relaxed Dee
3/11/09

Another Michael Ninn shoot is in the can, and at least one judge even says Michael has the right to use that name. A bit overcome with glee, though, we found ourselves in the midst of an unusually long movie trek over the last few days. On the upside that meant we had to spend an unusually long time on the set with Monique Alexander and Jenna Haze, though, so it was pretty hard to complain. Of course none of this has much to do with Uncle Gibby’s expose on Days Two and Three of the AEE, but it does give us more to look forward to, right? Oh, and because Dear Maverick decided that an autograph from Monique wasn’t worth waiting in line for, Tori Black has decided she’s going to “kick his butt” next year. Now Mav has something to look forward to as well. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Adriana Sage Video, Exclusive Video, Uncle Gibby]

Girls taking pictures of Girls. God Bless America.
3/6/09

Our new friend Titillating Tenaya trots before us again today. … OK. So she’s not technically trotting, and although she’s definitely titillating, she doesn’t really use the adjective as part of her name. However, if you’ve been around here for very long, you know well our fondness for lighthearted alliteration — always. And if you’re not a member yet, you really should think about becoming one. We’re fun. … And for those of you reading this already inside the Members’ Section: “Sorry. We have to pitch once in awhile, just to keep D.Minion from becoming D.Meany.” [FEATURED TAGS: Tenaya, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion]

Tenaya and her Titillating ... Parts
3/4/09

Apparently modern technology allows a humble young man in Wisconsin to fire a shot clear over the Atlantic Ocean and get the attention of a similarly humble man over in London, England. Wow. How cool is that? … Maverick read Uncle Gibby’s Day One of the 2009 AEE post, and immediately began his serious efforts at getting up the 247AdultStars version of the events. For our part we get to see them both, naturally, as we pretty much use any excuse we can to get it up. (As it were.) [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Adult Entertainment Expo, Jenna Haze Audio, Exclusive Audio, Exclusive Video]

A Woman Worth Firing a Different Kind of Shot At
3/1/09

Back when he first started 247AdultStars.com Maverick began by working closely with an English performer named KazB. In fact, they worked so closely together that Mav even created an entire section in 247 called “Kaz Picks” where Kaz did exactly that. Now back in the early days of the site, Kaz always “picked” various sexy women to perform with her, but as you’ve probably seen in your own lives, women change as they get older. As we see the Ides of March on the horizon here, Kaz has apparently broadened her own horizons, to, well, not include a “broad” — as it were. Mav asked if we were OK running a b/g sex scene on the site, and we said, “Awww. … Aren’t the newbies cute when they’re this age?” [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Kaz B. Video, Exclusive Video]

Kaz B ... picky, picky, picky