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Age of the Geek, Baby.

Alex Hardysun

Cheyenne SilverWe were going to run this story tomorrow with the headling “Chasey Lain & Anais Return to Porn!” … But then we’d have to point out that tomorrow happens to be April Fool’s Day, and that would have been really mean to some people out there — even some of them not named Gibby.

That said, it could have eased us into much less interesting, but certainly more important considerations today of the Risque Password Strategy you should consider. Some of you have been having more trouble than usual with stolen passwords lately, and it just causes a slight inconvenience for you when dealing with us. The site fraud protection shuts everything down, and then you just write us and we set up new access for you. Sad for you. Sad for us.

Before we begin, on the off chance that any of you might like to see yet another picture of Anais — and have the increased benefit of seeing her “next to” a previous “universally acknowledged as stunning” Risqué Business client, Chasey Lain — we thought this would be an illustration worthy of some merit at this point. (OK. So it didn’t really take a whole lot of brain power to figure that out.) We really hate to just jump into Geek Stuff without at least some consideration of beautiful women. We could do it, of course, but why?

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Alexis Texas to a Tea (Time)

Setting the Moods

by Ides de Marzo

Alexis TexasHere’s a startling revelation: People that make their livings naked can be a moody and temperamental bunch. Men, of course, have only two basic moods — hungry and horny — and you will invariably find them either happy or sad depending upon how long it has been since either of those two moods reached satisfaction. Women, though, they can display a myriad of emotional range that would require a database and a super-computer just to keep track of, should you wish to even attempt accuracy. [Oh, hell, they can do that kind of range before breakfast. And by the way, men have more moods than simply hungry and horny. They also have drunk and hungry, as well as drunk and horny. So there.]

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Getting Intimate Exposures

Intimate Exposures 4 — SCENE 1

by D.Minion

PART ONE

On Good Friday, 2012 we were on set covering Director Chris King’s Adam and Eve epic, Intimate Encounters 3. So it was déjà vu all over again when on Good Friday, 2013, Chris King invited us to be his guests on set while he directed Intimate Encounters 4 for Adam and Eve. [It could be that, as a rule, adult industry executives do not associate proper reverence with purely religious holidays. That said, since by popular account Adam and Eve got us all into this mess in the first place back in the Garden of Eden, perhaps the Adam & Eve company shooting on Easter weekend makes perfect sense.]

risque imageThis time we were at Dry Gulch Ranch, in the mountains overlooking Malibu. The weather was a bit chilly, but beautiful, and I was looking forward to meeting some gorgeous porn stars! [Ah. Well that clears that up. When first looking at the (multiple variations, helpfully edited out, of the) photo we were not exactly sure whether those were clouds or smoke from a local fire. Having been at Dry Gulch during both events, we can assure you that clouds are nicer.]

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Kristal Summers Overall

To Lurk with Kirk

Kristal Summers Makes EVERYTHING Happyby Minion Missive

We’re going to get right to Kristal and her “Effect” on new members soon, but an Olympics debate spurred some controversy here this week, so we need to take a moment. [This outlet can turn into “Dear Diary” for writers sometimes. Sorry about that. Of course that’s why we provide the handy “jump to the visuals” icons on the pages.]

Contrary to what many people out there in “the world” seem to think, the stupidest person in the history of humans was NOT in fact the person that invented the “skeleton” as an athletic event. As Gibby pointed out quite eloquently [or at least loudly], while sledding down an ice chute with your feet sticking out — as in the luge — seems really, really crazy, doing so while leading with your FACE is simply wacked. This makes no sense. Indeed this cannot make sense. To any sane person. Ever. [Seriously. It sounds like something you’d talk your little brother into trying and then deny it to your mom later when he crashes and burns.] What the hell?

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