Dee Faux Gets

Dancing with Dee Star(s)

by D.Minion

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’d missed Dee’s first two dance gigs in Downtown L.A. There was no way I was going to miss her finale! [It doesn’t matter, because Dee Faux Gets, remember? But for the record, there was also no way we were going to stand in the way this time, just to be clear.] I arrived at Dee’s house in time to watch her do her makeup and get her merchandise together (and play with her puppy Dasha). Then Dee, her guy Brandon, and I were off! [Think “Keystone Kops” and you’ll have a pretty good idea of how this sort of venture actually begins. If you’re too young to have ever heard of the Keystone Kops, well, then, you’re probably too young to have ever seen this word written down either: FAUGH!]

Feature dance dressing rooms are weird. Dee’s previous one was a bathroom. The one before was so small that three people couldn’t sit comfortably. This one was literally outside the club, and from the outside it looked remarkably like a large trash bin. [There’s a club called “T’s Lounge” in West Palm Beach, Florida that has another building across the parking lot which houses the Feature while she’s working at the club. Of course this place more resembles a small house than a trash bin, so that’s nice. It has a kitchen, a living room, a laundry room, and a couple of bedrooms, as I recall. Also (at least back in the day), T’s gave us free rum runners, and all of the house dancers knew that too, so they tended to hang out over at the Feature Room with some regularity. This always turned out to be rather nice also, as a matter of fact. Shayla once had a gig there for a week, and since they had no Feature Dancer scheduled for the following week, we ended up staying a few extra days. … These folks were quite the hospitable bunch; I’ll say that for them. … And I think we’ll just leave it at that. (If you happen to see Shayla in person sometime, though, ask her about our visit to T’s Lounge. I’ll bet you she blushes.)]

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Stars:Dee

Setting:Dancing

Technique:BTS

Related Sites:DeesClub.com

“Piloting” X360 — part two

Pilot “X360”

by D.Minion

PART TWO

Somehow, Nicki finds time to moonlight as a makeup artist on porn sets. (Like she was doing this day.) And she looks after her two horses. One is a Saddlebred Quarter Horse who is a barrel jumper. The other is a rescue – a cancer survivor who is still battling the disease. (Nicki said, “Some people rescue dogs. I rescue horses!”) [Hmm. I think maybe I should rescue people that rescue horses, come to think of it. We can go look for dogs together. It’ll be pleasant.] Some of you might know that Ms. Hunter has an affinity for her special-needs horse since Nicki was diagnosed with cancer in 2007. (Since I’m a cancer survivor as well, we had a nice talk about doctors, hospitals, blood tests, etc.) Suffice it to say, Nicki is doing quite well! She’s feeling healthy, and of course, she looks awesome! [I’ll just say this about that: Hope you never have to go through it.] Continue Reading Risque →

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Stars:Heather Vandeven, Michelle Maylene, Nicki Hunter

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Movie Set

“Piloting” X360 — part one

Pilot “X360”

by D.Minion

PART ONE

It’s a good thing I love my job! Because getting up at 3:00 am, and getting on the road at 4:30 am (after feeding and medicating my three geriatric dogs), is tough. Not as tough as Lucky’s job, though. He actually had to drive to LA from the Central Coast. I fell asleep before we hit the freeway, and woke up just in time for breakfast at our favorite deli! [Actually I’m pretty sure D.Minion was asleep before the sound of the door closing on the car stopped completely, and she always wakes up for food. Don’t be overly impressed by that.]

Then it was off to the studio – which was all of two miles from where I used to live. If I still lived in the Valley, I could have walked there! [Of course if she still lived in the Valley she’d be like everyone else in Los Angeles and refuse to walk anywhere. It’s a lifestyle.] Interestingly, the studio is one of several owned by porn stud Sascha. It’s always good to have something to fall back on if the porn biz crashes. [Personally I plan on falling back on Cytherea, even without anticipating a “crash” of any sort. She just seems like a nice place to land, all things considered.] (Oh yeah. It’s already crashed.) Besides being available for filming, the studio hosts parties quite a few nights a week. And from the looks of things, the parties look as bacchanal as porn movies! [Wow, “bacchanal” even sounds decadent, doesn’t it?]

Lucky found a comfy spot and began reading his book. [When it doubt, go with your strengths I always say.] He was there as a consultant and was ready to consult! Since I was there as BTS photographer, I grabbed my digital and began snapping pictures! I especially liked Rayveness’ gum ball machine, the clear plastic stripper pole stage, and the huge jug of vegetable oil. Party, party, party! [ … Not to put too fine a point on it, but Rayveness, a stripper pole and vegetable oil sounds like a party even without gum.]

But we weren’t there to cover the party scene in LA. We were there to cover three (straight) TV pilots with a porno twist. [Have you seen any popular television lately? Apparently all of America has a porno twist these days.] These were: a News Show about the Adult community, a Porn Movie Review Show, and a Novelty Review Show. These will be shopped to cable channels such as Cinemax, HBO, and Oxygen. [Adds a whole new dimension to “coming next week” doesn’t it?]