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January 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Tanning the Tub

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
1/29/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Doing Janine … (#7)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn]
1/28/15 Breanne Benson & Sarah BlakeIn a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video]
1/26/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

We Shan’t Tell … Presumably

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/26/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Just a Little Therapy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

 
1/18/15 AEE 2014Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
 
1/17/15 Chantelle Fox People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com]
1/16/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Fox in Socks — The Adult Version

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/15/15 Young Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Carnival of Shayla Knowledge

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland]
1/14/15 Kylie Ireland and Jada Fire

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Gettin’ Some “Strange”

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video]
1/12/15 Dee Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]

 
1/10/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Definitely More Than a Handful

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/9/15 Juli Ashton and DeeSo we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video]
1/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Haven’t You Missed Me?

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/6/15 Taren SteeleSlipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm … [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
1/4/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket]
1/3/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Unlocked Door

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/1/15 Faye TaylorNext year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]
1/1/15 Faye Taylor

247AdultStars

Faye Taylor – Lady in Red

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]

 

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November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14

You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/28/14

Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]

Shaory Mac & Nina Hartley
11/27/14

Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/21/14

Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/19/14

Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

Linn Thomas and Victoria Zdrok
11/16/14

You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
11/14/14

Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]

professor jessica drake
11/11/14

Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]

Kylie Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon (an actual veteran)
11/7/14

Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]

Stormy
11/4/14

We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/2/14

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
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August 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/14

Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn]

Paola Rey
8/30/14

Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair
8/27/14

Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]

Dee, When She May
8/23/14

Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video]

Kristal Summers & Tanya Danielle
8/20/14

We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video]

All the Ladies Go Oui, Oui ... WHEE!
8/14/14

If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Juli Ashton and Dee
8/11/14

Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video]

Cytherea, Not Being Blamed for Anything
8/8/14

Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent]

Kristal Summers
8/3/14

There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn]

Anais
8/1/14

You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!]

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en Medias Resting by Just Another Day in Paradise [We have a “real” web site, run by “real” people — despite a distinct tendency towards Geekiness. Consequently, we have on occasion run into more “Super-Geeky” technical difficulties with certain modules on the site. In these cases we bring in some of those Serious Geeks that […]
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