10/31/05 | In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn] |
10/28/05 | We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/25/05 | As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
10/23/05 | You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion] |
10/20/05 | Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
10/15/05 | So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
10/12/05 | Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs] |
10/9/05 | This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
10/8/05 | Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn] |
10/5/05 | Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video] |
10/1/05 | Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.” Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh. Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn] |
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March 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
August 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
8/30/04 | Continuing obligatory plugs and new naked girls doin’ the nasty seems like a fine way to start off the week. So take a peek at Kira Reed doing “Married Couple” stuff, and think again about joining Juli Ashton and her friends down in Jamaica. Hey, Kira’s around and wilder and crazier than ever. Maybe you’ll see her there … One can dream. [FEATURED TAGS: Kira Reed] |
8/29/04 | Despite all of her ground-breaking enterprises, Inari’s actually trying NOT to break the mold this time around, as D.Minion catches up with her as professionals preserve her body for posterity. All things considered, this seems like a good thing, and even Brother John chimes in with … well, we’re not sure what … but he certainly chimes in. Bottom line: You get to see a lot of Inari Vachs naked. This is never a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
8/25/04 | Many, many strange things are happening with our friends at Playboy TV, but you can try to keep up in D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, August 11, 2004. We’re not sure of very much these days, but we are certain that Harry now owes us lunch because we’ve posted a picture of him grabbing Tiffany’s butt. Life remains good … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, Shy Love, Naudia Rio, D.Minion] |
8/23/04 | If you’ve noticed a run on “Dee Content” over the last couple of weeks, it’s because we’re really proud of our brave young woman as she prepares to leave the nest and begin a concurrent career as a Feature Dancer. Most of you know she’ll be at the Spearming Rhino in Rialto, California this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and then she’ll be at The Blue Zebra in North Hollywood in a month. She’s excited; she’s nervous, and she’s ever-so-cute in this particular state. (Well she’s actually really cute in states besides California too.) If you can’t make it out to see her this time, at least you can check out D.Minion’s article about Dee in The Last Resort. It’s odd how things turn out … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
8/22/04 | In our semi-regular “This is Hedonism III and You Should Go There” article, we unfortunately have only this one picture of Kristal Summers. This resulted from the fact that Kristal basically served as the photographer on this trip, and she forgot to take pictures of herself. She did, however, manage 176 pictures of Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Crystal Knight, Tera Patrick, and a bevy of beautiful “regular” women. While you’re getting your plans together to visit Hedonism III this October with Juli Ashton and friends, we thought you’d enjoy a “MILF” Diversion. It’s no wonder these sites have caught on as well as they have. So many MILFs; so little time …. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Crystal Knight] |
8/18/04 | Well, we don’t seem to be going in any order, but we are in fact catching up on all of D.Minion’s “Back Issues” of Dee on KSEX. Today we have 1/15/04 and 1/29/04. Dee also did KSEX on that Thursday between these two, but for some reason the new Photoshop crew skipped it. Well, fortunately a little unusualness will fit right in around here. Hmm. Strange … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
8/16/04 | Over the years we’ve seen some very beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers. However all of us have “appearance” days that are better than others, and on the set of Sin City’s Still Frame Kristal was having one awesome appearance day. You know, if you can have sex in a tree and still look incredibly sexy … well … it just goes to show that no matter what some people may think, life is certainly not fair. Kristal sharing with us is very fair, however. On this day, she might have been the epitome of Fair Maiden … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
8/14/04 | Proving she’s not just a pretty face, a stunning body, and a clever wit, we’ve got more Dee today, as she directs and produces a whole bunch of beautiful, naked, ethnic women and men. Sadly the happy news of the 143 incredible hard-core pictures and D.Minion’s wonderful story has been overshadowed by this, the most poignant and heart-wrenching thumbnail we’ve ever felt the obligation to post. Of course, you’ll have to read the story to find out the devastating nature of something so seemingly harmless … Sniffle … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Simone, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Mikayla, Ice, D.Minion] |
8/11/04 | We’re putting up a quick little diddy from one of the earlier KSEX shows today, because Dee’s finally announcing that she’s hitting the dance circuit later this month, so if you live in Los Angeles, you’ll be able to see her LIVE. She wanted to announce the dates on her Message Board, however, and she hasn’t had time to do that, so you won’t actually find them out by reading here. You will however get to see a KSEX episode where it’s possible Dee was mostly asleep … at least when the pictures were being taken … also this very strange thumbnail will make sense … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
8/6/04 | Once upon a time, a young girl wanted a porno contract … OK. That’s probably not a story you want to share with anyone underage, but in real life that sometimes happens. Back in the days when Jessica Drake was a contract girl for Sin City, and before Julia signed a contract with her third company, D.Minion was on the set of The Contract. Now, of course, all things have changed mightily, but it’s still fun to look back and reminisce. Ah, those Wicked Women … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion] |
8/4/04 | Well, Night Calls isn’t on this week, but don’t fall into the trap of trying to understand why. We put it in the category of “Never try to teach a pig to sing …” On the upside, we have D.Minion’s account of the most recent Night Calls, and we also have the good news that Night Calls will be on one week from today, complete with expected zaniness. The topic for that evening seems to be “Star Fuckers” so we assume it has something to do with tea. We’ll rename it a more politically correct version and call it Celestial Seasonings … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
8/2/04 | We had to postpone this Ninn Worx Weekend for a couple of days because some mean person corralled the entire crew into helping button up the remodel on the back patio — so we could reinstall the air conditioner for the dogs. It’s getting hot in LA these days, you know. You do get to see some wonderful imagery from Fem: Adagio today, though, and besides we just knew you’d understand. We were, after all, “On a Mission from Dog” … (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Monique Alexander, Sasha, Isabella, Kenzie Ryan, Nadja Bodor, Vera Adjani, Sharon Haven, Erica Vachs, Risque News Insight] |
June 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/29/04 | Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn] |
6/27/04 | With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn] |
6/25/04 | We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
6/21/04 | Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
6/19/04 | Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion] |
6/16/04 | I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
6/15/04 | Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS: Harley Davis, D.Minion] |
6/11/04 | Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/10/04 | We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were). [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video] |
6/8/04 | Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/7/04 | You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right. |
6/4/04 | Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
6/2/04 | We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
6/1/04 | Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |