11/26/05 | We have, you may have noticed, perhaps a slight tendency toward the insouciant. Believing fully in the value of the irreverent, though, we’ve nonetheless somehow managed to offend sufficiently few individuals to still be around a full decade after venturing into the now antiquated BBS form of the Internet. Well, things have a tendency to keep moving along, and the value of this retrospective potential spawned the last post of our “Thanksgiving Week, 2005.” We had one remaining D.Minion story for an old compatriot, and we decided this would be a good time to use it. So we did. Hey, once we finally decide something, at least we get right with the program. By the way, if you ever hear us plan on putting up a post every day for a week, no matter what our benevolent intentions, will someone please call a doctor? Someone’s clearly very ill at the office. Dang … this was almost like have a job or something …. Eeek! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Wanda Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion] |
11/25/05 | So today’s one of those days you’re supposed to be sitting around remembering the 70’s commercial: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Well, maybe that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. What you’re probably doing is sitting around remembering how many variations on a turkey theme you’re going to have to go through to get rid of all of the leftovers and swearing you’re having pizza for Christmas dinner this year. Enter Taren Steele. Now you really don’t need to say much more than that, as we’ve found it a fairly useful phrase for completely reorganizing whatever train of thought you happen to be on. Enter Taren Steele. Yep. That about does it … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video] |
11/24/05 | Now you’ve got your basic “history” and you’ve got some ever-more-interesting “herstory” today, featuring some of the very early days of a Risqué Business. Now that wouldn’t be all that captivating perhaps, but we do get a chance to show off the early work of Alexis DeVell and Shayla LaVeaux, although I don’t recall either of them “working” too hard during this particular trip come to think of it. Ah, well … think of it as our thanks to you, seeing as how we’re almost always giving. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight] |
11/23/05 | Michael’s finally got a new home for Ninn Worx, so he’s happy. And when Maverick sees today’s post about Kristal Summers’ Sensitivity Training, he’s going to die, but at least he’ll die happy. And D.Minon’s happy as long as everyone else it happy. And tomorrow we get to see Santa Claus in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, so what’s not to be happy about? Look at it this way: If the breast picture below made you happy, you can continue in the same vein … sort of. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
11/22/05 | We’re continuing our thankful ways today with a look back at Dee – before she had her own show on Playboy/Spice TV, and before she had her own show twice a week on KSEX. It’s a Night Calls sort of a post, this being rather of the Night Calls 411 variety. You know, we’re even fairly confident that we can think of at least one anonymous, but faithful, member that will be very thankful for these shots of Nikki Nova and her sidekick Crystal Knight. He may wish to remain anonymous, but you certainly can’t fault his taste in women. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Crystal Knight, Nikki Nova, D.Minion] |
11/21/05 | Well, it’s the beginning of Thanksgiving Week, and so we thought we’d do some giving of thanks this week. We’ve always thought that if you can’t be clever, you can always just be literal. So we’re starting with Julia Ann because quite honestly Julia came to us near to perfect and she moved on just the same way. It would be nice to think that we had a lot to do with Julia’s success over the years, but that’s just not the case. Julia’s seriously one of the most sincere and caring individuals we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and working with, and the fact that she used to spend time naked over at the house just kind of worked as a bonus over the years. Now if you ever happen to see Julia Ann on tour somewhere, be sure and tell her about all of the nice things we’ve said about her, and then see if she’ll get naked for you. Hey … it never hurts to ask. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
11/19/05 | Oops. Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath make a quick appearance today, as we’ve once again been baffled by the “regular” Night Calls schedule that Playboy TV promises. Now the Halloween Episode did provide its predictable wackiness, and D.Minion even got a picture of a naked band member this time around, although before you get too excited we should “note” that it happens to be a male, so his member may not be as interesting as you might imagine. That said, we also snuck a secret bonus from last week, in our typically Maverick attitude around here. Without disclosing too much, let’s just say this part will certainly help you get your Roxys off. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
11/13/05 | Not many things are as enjoyable in life as Justine Joli, quite honestly, but Justine Joli Exposed (with Holly Morgan) would have to be in that list. While we’re off for a few days to try to make heads or tails (as it were) out of Michael’s next movie shoot, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s take on one of his past ones. Hey, if you have to kill time, Justine sounds like a fine and dandy way to do it. Who knew her favorite punction mark was the ellipse? … Gosh … it’s no wonder we like her. … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Holly Morgan, Nicki Hunter, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
11/11/05 | Psst. … Shh. … “Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko” … (Be vewy qwiet. We’re not hunting wabbits, but we still need to be vewy qwiet.) … Boy, did you ever have one of those days if you can’t decide whether you’re more Austin Powers or Elmer Fudd, or whether either one represents something we’d have to admit under the Fifth Amendment? In actuality, we’re probably more like Arthur Dent when it comes right down to it, oh, except we’ve lost our towel. Now rather than travel too far down that intergalactical line, let’s just Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko and call it a fine Friday, shall we? (You really don’t have to be quiet about it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
11/10/05 | We travel from Juli and Tiffany’s Sexual College through the Monaco Grand Prix today, well, by way of well-endowed blow up dolls and heavily tattooed masturbatory bands. All in all, it’s a fairly typical D.Minion on the set of Night Calls sort of event if you think about it. Sometimes all we have to do is tell it like we see it. Sometimes that’s just plenty. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
11/6/05 | Our “Ninn Worx Weekends” make a stellar return today with its usual bevy of comely lasses, which is really rather funny when you consider that we’re talking about the latest installment of POP. (Well, it will be the latest when it comes out later this month anyway.) We also debut the appearance of the Existential Comic in what may turn out to be his only appearance in these wonderful pages not that he’d care much one way or the other. It’s all meaningless anyway, after all. On the upside, Terrell Owens has a lot of time to read today, what with him losing his job and all. He should really think about existentialism as an alternative to his “whining as a professional art form,” don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Nikki Blond, Taryn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Monica Daniels, Erica Vachs, Phoenix Ray, Jodie Moore, Angel Cassidy, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Carmen, Anna Karin, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Michael Ninn] |
11/4/05 | How anyone can think that either Dee’s an “Unidentifed Woman” or, particularly, that Sean Michaels wouldn’t be able to identify her, just baffles the imagination, doesn’t it? Of course understanding the nature of XXX movies as we do, we can certainly say that this would be the first thing we’ve ever run across the somewhat stretches credulity. Well, we can cerainly say it, but we can certainly say a lot of things. In fact, we often do … certainly … say them …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
Filed Under: Olivia Del Rio
April 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
February 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/26/05 | This is a “kinda-sorta” Ninn Worx Weekend set, although the shots don’t technically come from a DVD Gallery, they are here out of the goodness and niceness of Michael Ninn. Mostly we like them because they contain many, many pictures of Anais, Dee, Angel Cassidy, and Georgia Adair enjoying themselves (and at least one happy man). To be completely honest there are another 16 women playing among these 120 pictures too, but after the four-way tie for First Place, does it really matter? [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Sin, Sharon Wild, Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Melissa Lauren, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Barbara Summer, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Sarah Blake, Shy Love, Elizabeth, Katsumi, Venus, Anais, Dee, Paola Rey, Michael Ninn] |
2/21/05 | We have a little “Moto“vation today, as one of our original members provides (some people) an example of exactly how to go about covering annual conventions. We consider him a Maverick in his own right … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Paola Rey, Alicia Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Brittney Skye, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Mr. Moto] |
2/19/05 | In a poignant lesson about basic human kindness and the indelible human sexual spirit, we take a few moments today to ruminate upon the differences between porn stars and the rest of us. OK. What we really do is use a flimsy excuse to watch our buddies Georgia Adair and Even Stone introduce a young lady to the joys of three-way sex in Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. It sounded a lot better the first way, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn] |
2/16/05 | Because Dee does a lot more than just KSEX, we thought we’d show off a little more of her. Today she stars in the movie Chill which I think has a strange name. I watched it, and I actually felt kind of warm. Also, Dee had a scene with Scott Styles and Christie Lee, and another one with Holly Hollywood, so there’s a lot to look at here. For example, we have this interesting picture of a topless Dee conversing with a stuffed buffalo head. I emailed it to Dee with the observation, “You’re a strange, strange woman, my friend.” And she looks really good naked too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Christie Lee, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion] |
2/15/05 | We’re plowing through Dee’s old KSEX stories again with another bizarre episode — this from August 4, 2004. You know, if everyone had to spend hours and hours looking at Dee naked while they plowed, there would probably be a lot more farmers in America. Of course, that’s just one opinion. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Alana Evans, D.Minion] |
2/14/05 | You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day? That’s easy: Valentine’s Day with Kristal Summers. Kristal’s been so busy lately that it’s been hard to pin her down, but we did manage to fanagle a special Cam Show out of her, and there’s of course the story of “Kristal’s Amazing Feats” … All in all, we have a lot of Kristal today, and all in all that makes for a very good day. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to think of a better day, unless, of course, you think of Kristal AND Dee … AND Wendy …. Well, you get the picture. Still, if one has to suffer through with just one woman, Kristal would be a good choice. Happy Day, all … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
2/13/05 | It’s pretty much your typically wacky Night Calls post here today, as we get references from Biblical, through outlaw country music, and end up with “Charlie the Tuna.” Sometimes I worry about us; I really do. Then, I just decide to stop thinking about it and have a cookie. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, Mav, Steve, D.Minion] |
2/9/05 | Anonymous sex would be bad … right? Well if you need an inhibitor, we could talk about confusion, misinterpretation, or even (egads) … lawyers … I’m thinking we should just stick with anonymous sex. Oh, and we’re only mentioning Maverick in passing here. We be jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Vicca, Nikita, Inari Vachs, Anais, Julia Ann, Becca, Devinn Lane, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Maverick] |
2/7/05 | D.Minion files her Super Bowl 2005 report today, but doesn’t really talk much football. I think the entire gridiron report was “Oh, yeah. The Patriots won. Rah.” We do get some take on the commercials, though, and a rather lengthy report on the current state of the miniature dachshunds. Great. She closes with a dirty dozen shots from last week’s Ninn shoot, however, so you can just skip to Katsumi, Penny Flame, Mia Smiles, and some beautiful Russian girl I didn’t get to meet. (Drat.) Remember that handy little camera icon at the top of the page. [FEATURED TAGS: Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Penny Flame, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart] |
2/6/05 | Apparently there’s a big football game going on today, but it doesn’t involve either the Broncos or the Dolphins, so it really can’t be that important after all. So for those of us that would rather see beautiful women masturbate on this fine occasion, we have another option. Ninn Worx Weekends have taken a sorry slide of late, but they’re back today. Also we have an excellent picture of Sasha’s breasts. Cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Linn Thomas, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anna Karin, Jesse V., Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Monica Daniels, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Nautica, Kenzie Ryan, Rayveness, Judith Bodor, Erica Vachs, Teanna Kai, Laurie Capri, Dominica Leoni, Michael Ninn] |
2/2/05 | You know what’s nice? A nice little story about Dee on KSEX from last July. It’s short. It has fifteen nice little pictures, and it shows Dee’s breasts.Of course it also shows Dee trying to feed Jack Daniels to a stuffed bear, but that’s just how things go around here. Also, it will only take about ten minutes out of your life to take it all in. Sometimes that’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
March 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/27/04 | We try to spread things around here, if you’ll pardon the expression. We do so not because of the repetitive rebellion so much as recognition of the fact that we just generally have a lot of different things to talk about. Sometimes, though, it’s good to let a plan evolve, which you’ll learn if you bother to read today’s entry. If you don’t bother to read the prose, you can nonetheless meander over another DVD Gallery from Pop, courtesy of Ninn Worx, and you can see some rather entertaining mpegs from Behind the Scenes on Georgia Adair’s next movie for Michael. All in all, it’s The Prose or the Pro’s … unless you chose both, of course. Choices are good. Don’t Panic. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dominica Leoni Video, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
3/23/04 | OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We’re very friendly around here … except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video] |
3/20/04 | Today we have Rabbi Ruminations in our Ninn Worx Weekend, and that’s unusual even for us. Of course we also have 60 pictures and a Slide Show featuring Anais and Dee in Fem: Diva for the less theologically inclined. So whether you want to whet your intellectual appetite with “Lesbo up-front About It” or just carpet munch away, you should have a great Saturday. It could be worse: You could be Mav in the front yard with 3 tons of decomposed granite. (Evil Laugh.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Teanna Kae, Devon Michaels, Jesse V., Michael Ninn, Lon] |
3/19/04 | Georgia comes into town next week to film the sequel to Becoming Georgia Adair. She and Michael have decided to try and get together more than once this year, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the lovely lady. We’re hoping to give her some subtle advice too, as this thumbnail from “Georgia at Danni’s Hard Drive” clearly shows. You see Georgia was giving a “Virtual Lap Dance” and she’s generally a very happy and smiley person, but, still, I just don’t think you should be laughing and pointing like this while giving a lap dance. Guys are sensitive too. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Brook Bradford, D.Minion] |
3/15/04 | Wow. A special treat awaits you today, as you get to ride on a water slide with Inari Vachs and Dee, and if you’re quick, you can even catch a glimpse of Wendy Divine. Of course you can also check out Dee’s photography, using Kristal Summers as a subject, and Hedonism III in Jamaica as a backdrop. If neither of those options interest you, you could always work on your taxes, but we wouldn’t advise mentioning that to any of your friends. Oh, and we tried really, really hard not to, but we titled this post Fronds in ‘Mo Places. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. It’s sad. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Wendy Divine Video, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video] |
3/12/04 | Did you ever know someone that was afraid to buy a new car because they were afraid that something would happen to it, or, worse, someone would just steal it? Occasionally (and sadly) it’s easy to understand that philosophy. In today’s introspection we take a brief look at the price (and risks) of fame, particularly as they relate to our poor aggrieved friend, Inari Vachs. Someone has stolen her identity on the web, and we’ve come up with if not a certainly successful solution, at least an entertaining one. We’ve also added a bit of Greek Mythology, always good for a laugh, and 104 wonderful pictures of the even more wonderful Ms. Vachs. We call it “Love is all we Heed” — you can call it a fine way to end the week. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
3/10/04 | Our Maverick friend from over the Atlantic is counting down the days until he has to return home and go back to work. After what he’s been through here, he’ll need to go back to work to rest: The vacation has to be killing him. Being the type prone to torment, we’re putting up Part Three of the Cam Show that will define all Cam Shows, that actually happened while Carol was here. As a bonus we’re even showing how Shayla LaVeaux put the Wabo in Cabo way before Sammy Hagar began his exile there. He might as well have been driving 55 … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
3/7/04 | After the appropriate apologies to Michael Ninn, for not giving the Ninn Worx Weekends their appropriate due, we’re continuing our Dee, Kristal Summers, & Mr. Marcus extravaganza today. All in all, everyone should be happy … but probably Mr. Marcus most of all. What a great job he has. If I were only younger … and better looking … with a better body … Oh, never mind. [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Dee Video, Angel Cassidy, Mandy Bright, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/5/04 | Today the dogs got a bath. Naturally D.Minion felt it vitally important to document this fact with photographs. The picture below shows the only male in our Canine Crew surveying his domain in a newly-acquired camouflage kerchief. Being just the tiniest bit irreverant, we’ve entitled it Semper Fido. You can look at even more pictures like this inside. Of course, you can also see part one of the recent cam show featuring Dee, Kristal Summers, and Mr. Marcus if you’d rather — although we can’t imagine why this would be the case. Still, it takes all kinds to make a world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Puppy Dogs, Exclusive Video] |
3/4/04 | D.Minion has been after us to catch up on the new “Dee KSEX Area” that Mav built. (We were going to dock his pay, and then we realized that he doesn’t actually get any, so we resolved to make him work in the dirt some more. But that’s a story for another day.) Dee also has been after us to get to work on this area, but Dee sweetened the pot by saying she’d do another cam show with secret guests if we got going on the KSEX stuff. We started today with 11/6/03 and 11/13/03. We’re relatively easy to bribe, as it turns out. As an aside, Faithful Members among us will recognize that as a tribute to our resident slave labor, Maverick, D.Minion took all of the pictures in the first set horizontally. Hey, what are friends for? Oh, and Dee’s next cam show is Wednesday, March 10th, at 4:00 EST. Set your alarm, happy2 … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
3/2/04 | Mav’s been playing with all of the new software around here … with the predictable choice for subject matter. He’s come quite a long way with the Photoshop skills, and he’s picking up the html coding like … well, like a brash American …. Having recently observed him handle a shovel, however, we’re confident that all we needed to do to win the Revolutionary War was bury ourselves. They’d never have found us, and would have just wandered off confused after awhile. Maybe if Kristal were the mentor … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Maverick] |