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November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14	You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/28/14	Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]
11/27/14	Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/21/14	Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]
11/19/14	Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/16/14	You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
11/14/14	Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]
11/11/14	Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]
11/7/14	Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]
11/4/14	We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/2/14	Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

July 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/14	We consider ourselves fairly fortunate around the risque offices. Of course “Luck” would be not only a relative term but also a penis optional one as we discover. At least when you Wish Upon a Starr at this place, though, you also get a little POV with Penny Flame, and Shayla LaVeaux showing us all that outboard motors don’t really make the boat after all. Whatever else we bring to the table, we have a lot of naked women around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Lucky Starr, Penny Flame Video]
7/26/14	Consider the concept of the Shy Porn Star. Odd as it may seem this counterintuitive position happens a lot more often than you’d likely guess. Stars with nearly half a century of experience between them — Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland, in this case — can be too shy to ever just walk up to each other and plan to meet somewhere to have sex. Who knew porn stars can fear rejection just like everyone else? … Well, we knew, but we hardly qualify as normal, at least as you’d normally define the term. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Lé Video]
7/21/14	Rarely do we actually encourage people to skip over the “words and pictures part” and just watch the captivating video, but you might give some serious consideration to that little video icon at the top of the page this time around. Radio shows rarely make for good pictures, and when you consider we show basically the polar opposite of nubile naked nymphs in what shots we do have, well, you understand. Take 50+ years of XXX experience in Ginger Lynn and el Jefe de Risqué, and it can get really weird. Now the pictures on CythereasWetWorld featuring Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, and some lucky (as compared to “Lucky”) dude, those would be worth … considering. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Juli Ashton Video, Malice, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix]
7/18/14	After careful scientific study, we have come to the conclusion that we need almost no excuse at all to have a party. Also, the writers here can make a drinking game out of absolutely anything. So far we have not found a way to turn these rare abilities into whirlwind profits, of course, but we remain hopeful. When you have Georgia Adair and Evan Stone to play with, it becomes pretty easy to keep up hope. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]
7/13/14	Having been known as dozens of different things over the past couple of decades, Risque Business has never really earned any recognition for subtlety. Of course it could be that the leaders have been so quietly successful that they have in essence define subtle excellence — or it could be that they subscribe to the philosophy that if you have a position on something, being quiet about it helps no one. Also, it tends to be not nearly as much fun. Sybians, for example, are quite fun, as are Aaliya Love and Kajira. [STAR TAGS: Aaliya Love, Kajira Video]
7/10/14	Performer Eric gets a little cheesy for the cameras today, thus creating the risque interpretation of the famous Ham and Swiss on Riley. … Fortunately you will find further attempts at painful humor to be much easier to avoid as you redirect you full attentions to Riley Reid, and then follow that with a little shayla.com fun involving kind members of the risqué team creating a bit more texture in life. We find educational opportunities everywhere around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Riley Reid Video]
7/6/14	One thing about the risque site, whether you love it or hate it, you’d have to agree that we maintain anything but garden variety adult insights on the web. Of course people almost never write in for gardening tips here, so there’s that. For the record, cumulatively we do happen to know quite a bit about gardening too, so if enjoying Rayveness leaves you less than completely fulfilled, bear that in mind. Sure, like that’s going to happen … [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Michael Ninn]
7/4/14	People may choose to celebrate this anniversary of our nation’s birth any way they choose. After all, this date arises much less arbitrarily than that of, say, the birth of Jesus. What the heck, any excuse to watch people blow some stuff up, we always say. Our friends at 247AdultStars even pop by for the party, bearing their own “fetish” gifts, being such good sports about this whole independence thing and all. Come to think of it, when they come over to visit, they do actually drink tea — although they never offer us any. Could have something to do with that nearby harbor. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
7/1/14	To put a quick, fine point on it: Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker got nothing on Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Honestly, would you rather see big sweaty men with very large muscles grapple, or do topless women with very large breasts sound like more fun to you? Granted it may be More Tussle than Wrestle, but that hardly seems like the important distinction in this scenario. You say “Sean Michaels” to these two duos, and they’ll likely think of completely different people. What a grand world. … [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle ]

Stars:Aaliya Love| Cate Harrington| Chantelle Fox| Cytherea| Francesca Le'| Georgia Adair| Ginger Lynn| Juli Ashton| Kajira| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lauren Phoenix| Lucky Starr| Malice| Michael Ninn| Penny Flame| Rayveness| Riley Reid| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Tanya Danielle

Year:2014

Month:July

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, KristalSummers.com, KylieIreland.com, Shayla.com

June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14	Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/23/14	Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]
6/19/14	We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]
6/15/14	One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]
6/12/14	Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]
6/7/14	Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]
6/4/14	Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]
6/1/14	The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

February 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/13	Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
2/21/13	What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com]
2/18/13	Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video]
2/14/13	What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
2/11/13	One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
2/7/13	If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com]
2/5/13	A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk]
2/2/13	According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake]

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