Flashing In Our Pan
by D.Minion
They say there’s nothing new in porn. [Also, there’s apparently no new thing under the sun, but I’m not sure if that counts in the ocean or not. The Bible is even more confusing than Shakespeare; why couldn’t people just talk regular until about 1900? I’ve always wondered that.] And if you’re trying to create something new in porn, it has to be bigger and badder than what’s already out there. [Most everyone in adult over the last 10 years or so slowly began to ignore the process proven historically successful in long-term stability for a company, as a matter of fact, latching instead onto the “New Naked Girl Every Month” philosophy that worked for Playboy many, many moons ago. I get that gonzo product became amazingly cheap to shoot and distribute as the price of the equipment dropped, but if you compare the financial strength of Playboy with, say, Vivid these days, you’d think more people would be paying attention. Maybe there are no new things under the sun, and most of the old things under the sun remain stupid anyway. … But I digress.]