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“Torid” with Nymphetamine 3 – part 1

Our Tori Cleft for Thee by Nobody Special PART ONE “Can I squat?” asks the predictably nubile lass in the early morning sun. “You can do whatever you want. This is your day. We’re just hangin’ with you for a bit,” comes Mr. Ninn’s immediate reply from his perch overlooking the set of his own […]

Stars:Monique Alexander, Tori Black

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Movie Set

Technique:Professional

June 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/12	Maverick fills out his Festive Fridays in June on 247AdultStars today, but sadly he has run out of AEE reports. He filled in this week with the definitively delicious “Natalia” in a “Dreamy” solo sequence. We figured that would be just fine. You can also jump to Cytherea’s “Slut Sniffing” theory from here, in case you missed it over on CythereasWetWorld, just because we’re helpful like that. By the way, D.Minion wanted us to include the fact that Gutenberg first published his Bible in 1455 while we were putting together this New Stuff listing, but we just couldn’t figure out how to do that. So we decided not to. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene, 247AdultStars.com]
6/27/12	It seems the U.S. Military pulled their “consultancy” support for Hollywood’s blockbuster film, The Avengers, because they had a problem with it being in their opinion “unrealistic.” Apparently the immortal guy with the magic hammer was no problem, nor did the fellow made out of rocks stretch credulity, but the “S.H.I.E.L.D.” group has no system in place for taking advantage of proper military channels or necessary respect for the chain of command. … Yeah, well, we’re not sure if Adam & Eve ever tried to enlist the assistance of actual Texas oil billionaires in the production of Dallas XXX, but D.Minion did not seem to focus on that aspect, at least during Day One of the production. Somehow we do not blame her. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, India Summer]
6/22/12	Strangely enough Maverick has continued his commitment to having “Festive Fridays” this entire month with the conclusion of his Adult Industry Convention coverage today. Along the way, D.Minion passes us through the modern day Veronica Hart, and hopes we might even learn something in our travels. After all, hope does spring eternal in the human breast, and all. Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to porn conventions — well, the breast part at least — not so much the hope in some estimations. [FEATURED TAGS: Veronica Hart, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane Exclusive Video, Teagan Presley, Capri Anderson, Lexi Belle, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Kayden Kross, Jessie Jane, Riley Reid, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/21/12	Celebrating the first full day of summer, we find ourselves having taken some heat of late for being “too early” in our helpful reminders for people. It seems that we have inadvertently hindered the mystery of our sisters in CythereasWetWorld.com and Shayla.com by being too quick to point out when new posts arrive there, that people can also view here. Naturally we feel awful, and have resolved to mend our evil ways. After all, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the bitchin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Inari Vachs, Rayveness]
6/15/12	If you have to drive all the way out to the middle of the California desert, doing so in order that you might observe some very large-breasted naked women frolicking around does tend to make the trip less taxing. Of course when Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie (from the U.K., Maverick, so how about that?) decide to “frolic” you really might not know what to expect. Think “butt-stacking,” “hand-waving,” and large inflatable pool toys. … That’s what you guessed, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, Goldie, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Capri Anderson, Stormy Daniels, Kaylani Lei, Spencer Scott, Lexi Belle, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Tori Black, Belladonna, Cytherea, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/13/12	For many people, “going through the Big D” refers to getting a divorce, those of course being the sophisticated country music fans among us. For the less enlightened, perhaps, the Big D might in fact mean Denver, but then depending upon where one lives, we suppose it could be like Decatur, Dubuque, Daytona, or maybe even Dublin. At Adam & Eve today, though, it means whatever Alexis Ford wants it to mean, and she picks “Dallas, XXX.” … Luuucy, she’s hooome … (Yeah, that was New York, we know. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]
6/11/12	We learned over the weekend that apparently a couple other groups in the country have a “Big Three” on staff. Hmm. Go figure. Of course our Big Three handle very important decisions like which beautiful naked porn star we get to talk about on which day, or which XXX movie we get to show off when. And another of our Big Three figures out how best to display these pithy and revealing insights, continually playing with new technology to accomplish these “nude by design” goals. (OK. So the third of our Big Three is basically in charge of Mexican food, but around here that’s very important.) All of that said, in deference to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami Heat fans, we will admit this: Your Big Threes are taller. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Amytheist Stone Video, Taylor Anne Video, Michael Ninn]
6/9/12	Somehow we don’t seem to have seen as many fun bumper stickers driving around the LA freeways lately, although D.Minion found one she claims to identify with that said, “I’m a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie World.” Honestly, DM’s a lot more “Anne” rather than “Ann” but we try not to mention that to her very often, and we don’t talk about it certainly. How do you explain to people that the lead writer for your adult news site has the largest collection of Sonny and Cher collectibles you have ever seen, after all? Odd what motivates some people, although at least we understand the Shayla ones a lot more than Mary Kate and Ashley (also DM favorites). [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Sienna West, Bree Olsen, Jessie Andrews, Lily Carter, Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Missy Rhodes, Selena Rose, Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Riley Reid, Kristina Rose, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/4/12	The reigning “Diminutive Minion” in our midst has always demonstrated a certain piquancy in her life — a trait that makes some degree of sense considering what we do for a living. True, the things that baffle her continues to grow as rapidly as technology moves forward, but D.Minion consistently maintains a keen devotion to the beautiful — and regularly nude — among us. Consequently, while DM can meander a bit in prose, we really can’t argue with her focus on Kristal Summers and Cytherea. … So we do not. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]
6/1/12	An ambitious Maverick has decided to update 247AdultStars.com every Friday this month, according to plan with (finally) the U.K. take on a new AVN approach this year to the AEE. We assume the 247 crew has set an unusual system in place to accomplish this goal, and have thus promised that we will vary our usual “oh, by the way” approach to their updates with coinciding entries of our own. Of course you likely have heard what “assume” does, and we all know to Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts. So caveat yada, yada … . (We made that last sentence up ourselves, but feel free to make it a common part of the American vernacular. It does have a certain flair.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Stoya, Jessie Andrews, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, Holly Michaels, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Sienna West, Emily Addison, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, BiBi Jones, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Year:2012

Month:June

October 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/11	Remember when the “Little Monsters” visiting us this evening just meant there were a bunch of small people in costume going door to door obtaining free candy under threat of dirty deeds? Now, according to some of the … let’s go with less aged … among our office staff, a “Little Monster” might mean simply that the individual in question happens to be a fan of Lady Gaga. When did that happen? We missed the memo. … If you want to have some fun tonight, when the beggars come ringing your doorbell with their already sugar-filled bags thrust forward, choose “Trick!” and see what happens. If you can’t educate the young, what fun is life anyway? … Of course if you’d rather have an altogether different kind of fun tonight, just give ’em the candy so you can get back to our “Gothic Cheerleader” courtesy of Cytherea. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
10/29/11	No one here will admit responsibility for the apparent “poetry bug” that has bitten the writers around here, but as is our custom, we have made it quite easy to just skip to the … let’s go with more visual … presentations. After all, while it may take some education to adequately consider Shakespeare, it hardly takes a college degree to see the benefits of Shayla LaVeaux and Olivia Del Rio “virtually” … let’s go with working. Come to think of it, let’s just go … . [FEATURED TAGS: Eddie Van Halen, Jassie, Heather Vurr, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video ]
10/26/11	Certainly most of us would come to the aid of a Damsel in Distress — at least one would hope. Yet what percentage of us would take the time to explain Distress in Damsels when at the end of the written explanation comes Monique Alexander and Tori Black? … See? Don’t you just hate those philosophical puzzles? … Fortunately there will be no test today. Truthfully you don’t even need to pay attention to all the pesky words in the way of the beautiful women (although please don’t tell the copywriters because they’re very sensitive). And since we are being honest, we should mention that we find it pretty hard to imagine either Monique or Tori being in “distress” for very long. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander Video, Tori Black Video, Michael Ninn]
10/23/11	Apparently “blonds have more fun” as they go through life. Assuming that true, then Jaclyn Smith (followed recently by Minka Kelly) would be much more alluring would they only dye their hair, right? Uh-huh. Have we mentioned the beautiful ocean-front property just outside of Denver we’re trying to sell? … Well, we don’t often get the chance to talk about one woman with experience in both “lifestyles” in adult movies, but when we do, we jump at the chance. OK. So that fact that A.J. Bailey happens to be brilliant too doesn’t hurt anything. Hey, when she gets old, she’ll still be smart. [FEATURED TAGS: AJ Bailey Video, Capri Anderson Video, Helmetcam Audio, Michael Ninn]
10/22/11	Theoretically, taking “the road less travelled” will make all the difference. Of course, have you ever noticed that no one ever mentions whether or not that difference will turn out to be a good thing? Life comes down to a matter of defining your perspective and then setting priorities; it’s really not any more complicated than that. For our part, we always seem to choose the path filled with naked women. They’re probably more philosophical or something. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Tasha Reign, Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Texas, Michael Ninn]
10/18/11	So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road disaster lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Internally we’ve entitled this bit of fun “The Lingerie Toss and Other Tales” but you may be more interested in the “Pure Gold Pussy” once all is said and done. Basically we know what we’ve done, but we have no idea what DM has said. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
10/16/11	All things considered, we have a pretty good life around here. Granted the abundance of beautiful naked women around does tend to slant the playing field in our favor, but we have deeply spiritual — metaphysically philosophical, even — reasons to be grateful for our lot in life. Well, at least we plan on having those, just as soon as the beautiful naked women stop working as sole justification. Hey, without a plan, how can you tell when you’ve fallen horribly short? … And the plan for today? Georgia Adair and Dee, beautiful and naked as you likely expected. Honestly, adding enough deeply spiritual and metaphysical philosophy, it adds a whole new interpretation to the concept of the NFL “bye” week. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]
10/10/11	Columbus Day seemed like the perfect opportunity to talk about the potential benefits of exploration, particularly as they may pertain to Cytherea. Truth be told, we cannot be 100% sure what exactly we will “discover” on our trek, but we remain optimistic. According to Mr. Orwell, should we strive to be admirable writers, we need “let the meaning choose the word, and not the other way about.” As to the effectiveness of our efforts today, we shall let the members decide. … And just a bit of advice for members and non-members alike: Remember what we have learned from Mr. Columbus. Be really careful if you’re screwing the Queen. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Jana Jordan Video, Alana Langford Video, Michael Ninn]
10/7/11	For a long time now, we’ve been planning to celebrate the release of the next Michael Ninn movie we can talk about and show off with the last Michael Ninn movies (we could talk about and show off) — these happening right before new Ninn Worx management felt “uncomfortable” with our presence. Consequently, on the precipice of some very select customers in the U.S. being able to obtain a copy of Michael’s The Four, we bring you for the first time D.Minion’s observations of the first day of House of Jordan. We’ve entitled this episode “Who Let the Dogs Out?” — which will make a lot more sense once you read it. … OK. So that may not be entirely true. … It will make as much sense as we usually make. There. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Marlie Moore, Alana Langford, Michael Ninn]
10/2/11	Sigh. The plan was to put this up on Sunday night … and then … depression set in. On the stripes of the gridiron the only thing that makes the Colorado professional football team better than Colorado’s biggest college football team is that the college team has played one more game, thus recording one more loss. Many might assume that being from a state even colder than Colorado, say, Wisconsin, would be a fine reason for depression of an entirely more aggregate view. But you if you happen to be a football fan, Wisconsin’s not a bad place to be. … Still, we’re trying to cope the way we do. Too bad Uncle Gibby’s not allowed to look at the video here. He would have liked it — a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

June 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/11	We’ll pretty much consider anything as a topic if it leads to a discussion of female masturbation. We’re quirky that way. And every group needs a leader, of course. Well if you’ve spent any time at all as a member in the Risque Communes you’ve undoubtedly become familiar with D.Minion, our resident Queen of Quirk. This time around she somehow manages to take Lala X, a British adult actress, and meld her into a special Love, American Style. As you probably guessed, we are in fact talking about the television show that ran 40 years ago. … See? … Quirky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]
6/28/11	Odds seem pretty solid that we’d have paid a lot more attention in Health class if Nicki Hunter had been our teacher. In addition to being an awesome singer, Ms. Hunter has a rather unusual (we assume) perspective on at least one of the four basic food groups, as you may learn today. Should education enterprises such as this seem overly taxing for your current mood, you might just pop over and see how Shayla LaVeaux chooses to pass the time in a recreational vehicle. Road Trip anyone? [FEATURED TAGS: Nicki Hunter Exclusive Video, Erica McLean Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
6/25/11	If you spend some of your free time reading, you’ll occasionally run across some wonderful quotes. For example, John D. MacDonald wrote, “Life is the process of finding out, too late, everything that should have been obvious to you at the time.” Now the fine author penned this pithy observation in The Only Girl in the Game, but to be fair, we actually discovered it as the introduction in Paul Levine’s Slashback. After such a literary introduction of our own, you might think that we’d be on an intellectual quest today, perhaps explicating a poem by John Donne and dealing with a rather different form of conceit than the adult industry usually provides, this of the metaphysical sort. … Naw. We’re just letting D.Minion rant about how she hates to miss things and remembering fondly the first time we got to see Cytherea’s new boobs. … We all enjoy life’s callings a little differently. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
6/23/11	To be quite honest, one of our favorite aspects of working on this site for over a decade has to be that we simply don’t need to make stories up. While we do rather enjoy reading fiction, the dedication and attention to detail that it requires to actually write it really doesn’t interest us much. Around here it works much more like a typical “editorial” job in an old fashioned journalistic setting. Of course we would maintain that our particular subject matter tends to keep one’s general interest more than, for example, local politics, or even the local football team. Come to think of it, probably all the NFL players are looking at risque.com every single day while they wait for the lockout to end. That makes sense, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn]
6/20/11	Most of us have probably heard the saying “The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry” – or some sort of variation on that translation. Many of us, however, might be surprised to learn that the quote does not come from the book Of Mice and Men, but rather comes from a really old poem by Robert Burns, which inspired the name of the aforementioned book. Sadly neither Mr. Burns, or the excellent author John Steinbeck ever got a chance to photograph Cytherea taking a bath, and we feel sorry for them. As for the members, you can look up the poem if you want, but looking at Cytherea would probably be a lot more fun. Because we’re kind and like to give hints, the relevant lines in the poem read literally, “The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men / Gang aft a-gley” (ouch) while Cytherea in a tub reads like the photo here. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Wendy Divine]
6/17/11	At its essence life comes down to a matter of perspective. You can approach it with emotions ranging from calm benevolence to malevolent ire, but in the end we’re all going to end up in the same place. No matter how rich you happen to be, no matter how many friends you have on facebook, the final chapter will read the same for each of us. What matters, therefore, becomes how we interact with the world before that final date on the tombstone. Take D.Minion. … We keep asking and yet no one seems willing to. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Raquel Devine Exclusive Video]
6/15/11	Do you know how you can tell if you’re bowling with Cytherea? At some point in the evening the PA announcer will utter the words, “Wet cleanup on Alley 11” in one variation or another. (True story.) … Not everything that porn people do in life has to do with being nude and sweaty, shocking as that may seem, and this time around we’re celebrating that fact to rather lengthy extent. Heather Vandeven and Michelle Maylene drop by to help D.Minion’s story (thus the “lengthy” part of the description), and then you can pop over to Cy’s site in case you missed her update earlier this week. Come to think of it, you can watch her “prepare” for bowling, although you’ll still need to bring along your own sweat, assuming you find that appropriate. We figure you can handle that part. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Heather Vuur Exclusive Video, Heather Vandeven Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter]
6/11/11	Let’s see, shall we? We should be talking about shooting explicit photos of Cytherea on a couch, and eventually we do get there, but we take what we’ll term an unusual path in the process. We’ve got modern technology, Greek Mythology, inventions from classic Hollywood starlets, WWII, and even foreign nuclear reactors to get through first. Can you tell Lon wrote the story? Really, really smart fellow, that Lon. He does seem to rattle easily on occasion, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Vicca]
6/8/11	Doing some of the most normal things in life can take on an … let’s go with unusual … twist when you do them with porn stars. Of course given the choice between the normal and the not, everyone in this business would choose the latter. Look at it this way: We wouldn’t have chosen this profession if we felt at all typical in our overall approach to life. Allegedly time will tell if we’ve chosen the right path, but until then, everyone should lobby for the chance to make ice cream with Shayla LaVeaux. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray, Dolorian, Evan Stone]
6/4/11	You have your basic Hall of Fame in a lot of different places in life. What you’ll find a lot more rare will be these instances where you can find a Hall of Should Be Fame when you run across it. Of course if you found a hall that contained Sabrina Rose, Celeste Star, and our good friend Charlie Laine, you could probably think of a lot of ways to make that famous too. It all seems relative in life, doesn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Sabrina Rose Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
6/2/11	Should you be reading this historically, you won’t notice any difference, but those looking at it currently certainly will. As almost all of you know by now, for the last week or so we (along with millions of others in cyberland) have been under attack by an admittedly quite smart, but altogether nefarious character nonetheless. For the first time in our history we actually got “cracked” and have been frantically dealing with the aftermath for some time now. Finding the leak, as it were, is nothing compared to repairing all the damage done, if you want to know the truth. We’ve got it all locked down again now, better than ever ironically enough, and we’ve got a bunch of stuff backed up in the queue which we’ll rebuild quickly. We’ll catch up. We always do. And we do so elegantly, as you can tell from the picture of Shayla here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Stormy Daniels, Kayden Kross, Sophie Dee, Bobbi Star, Stoya, Ginger Lynn, Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue]