In For A Penny …
by D.Minion
When I’m not watching porn (purely for research reasons, of course), I like to watch what I call, “Thank God That’s Not Me” shows. I enjoy The Dog Whisperer because, “Thank God Akasha and Buda are very well behaved!” I like Jon and Kate Plus Eight and the Dugger Family because, “Thank God I don’t have all those kids!” [The rest of us regularly think, “Thank God I don’t live with D.Minion. … By the way, although ostensibly talking about Penny Flame today, we should mention that the few photos that accompany this editorial are not of Penny. Theoretically The Boss will explain why we’re using them on the video page. If not, well, that’s SEP in Douglas Adams’ world.]
But my new favorite program is Dr. Drew’s Sex Rehab. “Thank God I don’t have those problems!” Although I have great sympathy for people who do. [OK. So we’ve already said our bit about famous people having lots of sex in the New Stuff opening, but in all seriousness this does seem to be an affliction that most of us have trouble even seeing this as a potential issue. Drink too much? … Got it. … Use illegal drugs? … Completely understand. But like sex too much? To the point it starts taking over your life? … That’s a tough one. Of course, we’re in the porn business, so we’re probably not the most objective judges on the topic.] Continue Reading Risque →
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