Rocks of Agesby Nobody Special
PART ONE
“Can I squat?” asks the predictably nubile lass in the early morning sun.
“You can do whatever you want. This is your day. We’re just hangin’ with you for a bit,” comes Mr. Ninn’s immediate reply.
Thus begins another episode in the quirky life of Michael Ninn, er, IMNINN, er … whatever. (Geniuses often lead confusing lives. Have you noticed?)
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Ginger Lynn Impaneled and Empoweredby D.Minion
Porn stars and Internet Radio/Podcasts just seem to go together. The combination of sensual, bubbly, intelligent women talking about sex, paired with the Federal Communications Commission having no jurisdiction over the shows, make a perfect match. I’ve been “in love” with Internet Radio for years; my good buddies Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath had an incredible show on Sirius/XM Playboy Radio, while my other good buddies Dee, Cytherea, and Kylie Ireland had equally magnificent shows on KSEX Radio. [Given Sophie’s Choice amongst friends, D.Minion would let them all die — including herself — just so we’re clear.]
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Ed vs. Op Edby Edit Oreal
Even around the Risqué halls, current events will sometimes force their way into a topic of conversation. While we tend to avoid political discourse — for many reasons, not the least of which being a common dearth of beautiful naked people — we rather freely lapse into football conversations. Truth be told a couple of us “lapse” altogether too much for the tastes of some of the folks — color them less enlightened — in the office, but as with any aficionado on any topic, we always manage to quite happily ignore them. It’s a gift.
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The “C” Wordby Nobody Special
Back when I was a kid — this being slightly after electricity, but well before everybody carried around lithium batteries in their pockets — there was … drum roll please … the “F” WORD. And people certainly did not say this word. Ever. And if you were a person still living at home, you probably could not even scream in frustration, “Oh! F-WORD!!” … Because even if you were technically not violating any rules, per se, your mother might know what you meant, and back when I was a kid, mothers definitely did not have a sense of humor about some things. And if your dad happened to laugh when you made this well thought out — and daringly clever, no doubt — “curse” of yours, well, both you and your dad might have to hightail it out of there and go visit Dairy Queen while things cooled off at home. … Y’know, theoretically.
As with most things it seems, then life got complicated.
Continue Reading RisqueSometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
