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by Dazed and Confused

Despite what some people around here might have you believe, the annual Adult Entertainment Expo tends to excite us for more than simply the glut of sprinkle donuts. We get to connect with friends we have not seen in awhile, and sometimes we even get to meet stars that we have not had a chance to sit down and chat with over the year. [Yeah, those directors on set get all pissy when you are simply trying to have a nice chat with someone and they need them on set.]

Some dangers do exist, though, as meeting new people can result in creating even more confusion for our sadly simple brains. Mere “names” can be the source of the potentially greatest consternation as it turns out. [Just out of curiosity, can one have slight consternation?] Take for example the seemingly innocent — well, relatively, considering her chosen career path — woman pictured here. Many of us spent the entire week dreading the situation where one of us might meet and befriend this young lass. By all accounts she seems a perfectly wonderful woman, with the brains and desire to accomplish whatever she wishes in this business. But we have a more personal problem. [Wow. This is a lousy business for people with personal problems.]

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Boys Toys and Shayla

LaVeaux Inclinations

Shayla Being RisqueBoys’ Toys

by P. Ness Nvey

We all know that women mature earlier than men, girls often reaching an evolution of mature reasoning in their teens, and boys … well … sometimes never reach that point. For example, almost 100% of the males in the Communes responded with befuddlement to the recent Über-Panel of Kylie Ireland and Francesca Le kissing [over at risque]. We survived near ridicule for our emphasis on delicate tenderness in that instance, so before we start male-bashing anew, let’s get a theoretically superior “long” panel out of the way. [Have you ever noticed that things only seem to be “theoretical” to people on the other side of the debate?] Continue Reading Risque

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Cytherea Contemplates Squirting (maybe)

Squirt Squad

Squirt Priya Rai (with Tommy Gunn)Squirting for Fun and Profit

Nobody Special

[Risqué has a feature section on the membership side we call “TOC” — standing for Table of Contents. It basically gives us an area to talk about “theme” movies as a whole, rather than drilling down into individual scenes. Of course you can watch the scenes for yourself in order to form your own opinions (or whatever), but we’re pretty sure people tune in for the commentary. … (We could be wrong about that last part, according to some around here.) … The following would be an except from our analysis of a show named Squirt Squad, which was not, as it turned out, a movie about small police officers. Who could have guessed?] Continue Reading Risque

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Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla in Turq Town

Turquoise with EnvyRisque Photograph

by D.Minion

Today you once again get to experience the lovely and beautiful Shayla LaVeaux. I’m just looking at the photos while the guys play with the video so it can be seen here by all of Shayla’s fans. [Technically, one of those “guys” has a vagina, but apparently when a woman uses the term, we have no problem. It must be like that other word where you have to be a member of the group being “insulted” in order to use it — or put it in song lyrics over and over (and over) again — without risking public derision.]

I’m supposed to be writing about this photo shoot at the Rio, however I’m having a difficult time since I WAS NOT there! NOOOOOO! I was run out of the room (along with my posse) like so many head of cattle. Banished from the room while Lucky got to take photos and video of sexy Shayla. But I’m not bitter. … [Of course not. D.Minion also does not have a cheerleader fetish and never yells “BONES!!” every time we take a break and turn on Netflix in the office. … Leadership can be lonely. Even after two decades of friendship and working together, I still get this sort of look from Shayla when I try to explain “The Plan” for the day.]

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