Andie Valentino and Kelly Franklin

Andie Valentino: Want Somebody to Love

Kimberly Franklin Pays Andie ValentinoPamper Your Pet

by Nobody Special

Do you really want somebody to love? Do you honestly need somebody to love?

We can all form theories from a collection of known facts. Certainly if those facts exist inside an area with which we have some high degree of expertise, these theories may even be solid. Like all theories, though, without any practical application or real-world testing, they don’t really mean anything or help the world in some meaningful way. Nothing wrong with people that think about things simply for the process of thinking; we’ve simply never been much for purely academic exercise here at Risqué Business.

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Kinzie Fox Torrey Pines et al.

Kinzie Fox, Torrey Pines, et al.

Craving Kinzie Fox

by Nom du Whim

Kinzie FoxIt may appear a bit odd that a professional seeking fame might suddenly change their name in the midst of such quest (as did Kinzie Fox). After all, would it not be the entire point that people start to recognize your work and then begin to associate the quality with a specific person? Actors and actresses, certainly, would fit this category. Just about any profession, however, walks that same road of hoped-for notoriety.

Imagine your kitchen sink starts to drip. Now imagine this conversation.

“Honey, what was the name of that plumber who did such a quick, quality, and reasonably-priced fix on our shower last year?”

“Oh, I have no idea. He changed his name.” Continue Reading Risque

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Live Nerd Girls with Ela Darling

Ela Darling (Indeed)

Ela Darling with Live Nerd Girls

by Nobody Special

Ela DarlingWe started off simply trying to sing the praises of Ela Darling, but we should at least try to mention all the apparently “nerdy” things in the story of this show, presumably. Although it did occur to us that it would really help to have a more clear definition distinguishing between Geeks and Nerds — or Nerds and Geeks, depending on which you value more. Both groups got beat up and/or ignored in high school, so we’re not really sure which might rank higher on an objective scale. In actuality, though, the whole point of each mentality stresses individuality over “popular” group mentality. In fairness, though, and out of respect to the general human psychological condition, the most common response to being ostracized has to be, “Well, who wants to be popular anyway?” Continue Reading Risque

Tanya Tate and John Espizedo

Tanya Tate: Insects is Best

Tanya Tate, John EspizedoAunt’s in His Pants

by Tab Woo
Insights Illustrated by Tanya Tate

Should you be of a certain age, you may recall a description of a (generally young) person displaying signs of agitation or discomfort in the surroundings with the saying, “He has ants in his pants.”

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