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December 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/29/06	It’s magic. Or maybe it’s just common. We sometimes have difficulty making that distinction, but we’re amazing adept at noticing really beautiful naked women like Kristal and Dee. In the grand scheme of things, that seems like a comfortable compromise. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Exclusive Video]
12/25/06	Even by our own amazingly lax standards today’s Holiday Celebration stretches the “weird” category to new dimensions. Still, even D.Minion would consider this wonderfully “personal” and a happy minion makes for a happy new year. This seems a quite reasonable goal in the grand perspective. Besides, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Chasey Lain, Vicca, Nikita, Norma Jean, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, and Katja Kean (just to name some of them) sound pretty darned festive to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Roxanne Hall, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, Avalon, Norma Jean, Chasey Lain, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Faith Leon, Katja Kean, Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/24/06	Today we present a pre-party present that you can precisely see presently. (There’s some debate about the “personal” nature of this adventure, but by most definitions, considering it not so would be a preposterous proposition.) And now you needn’t rely on prescience. … When you’re at a loss for something to say, we say go with alliteration. It doesn’t necessarily mean much, but it sure is fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/18/06	We’re pretty sure this is the first time we’ve ever put up BTS before even the Facade of BTS. Of course we’re also convinced that we’re very clever and ever-so-amusing, so clearly we have some unresolved issues. Still, Lorraine Sisco in charge of Mika Tan, Otto Bauer, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, Kaiya Lynn, Jerry, Ben English, Barry Scott, and Jean Val Jean ought to go a long way toward forgiveness, we figure. Of course we could have that wrong too. … Oh, dear. … See why we try to avoid this treacherous path of reasoning. It’s better just to enjoy the pretty people. … And have some ice cream; that’s good too. [FEATURED TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love Video, Kaiya Lynn, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/12/06	You know how we always say that truth is stranger than fiction? Consider this, and we promise that it’s true. … We were riding in a new SUV that one of the Risqué ladies happened to have picked up recently, and we couldn’t help but noticing a vast collection of “sticky notes” plastered on the dash. “I just love this new car,” the fair lass bubbled, “that little plastic screen is the perfect place to put directions for places I’m going.” … Honestly we waited as long as we could before pointing out that she was in fact using “sticky notes with directions” to cover up the vehicle GPS system. … Sometimes in life it’s best just to sit back and enjoy it. And that’s what we figured to do today as we immerse ourselves in Chris Hall’s pictures on the set of Aperture. Real photographers are fun to visit sometimes, but we must be honest and point out that Chris forgot to get any pictures of domestic animals or guys on ladders. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Daisy Marie, Ginger Lea, Rita Faltoyano, Holly Wellin, Risque News Insight]
12/9/06	Altruistic goals guide the male porn star, as we learn today, and then we give some evidence to back up our speculation that most female porn stars didn’t grow up milking cows and slopping hogs. Odd to think that we’re accomplishing this with a push into the Christmas Spirit with on the set coverage of Axel Braun’s Silent Night. We should warn you, though, D.Minion saw real live chickensand guys working on ladders. You might want to just skip those shots and concentrate on the ones of Riley Evans and Regan Reese. It’s really up to you. [FEATURED TAGS: Regan Reese, Riley Evans, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
12/6/06	Today could be a lot of fun. … Or today could be kind of frustrating. … Or today could even be repetitive, depending upon your personal history. … As a group we’ve chosen cheap Self-Help Book Philosophy: Happiness is there in life for everyone. All you have to do is grab it. … Clearly none of these moronic authors was ever a Bronco fan any time in the 60’s and early 70’s, or over the last three weeks, come to think of it. (That last part was not a “group” consensus, actually.) [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn]
12/5/06	We have been corrected today, as we show you D.Minion’s stills from Kristal Summers’ First AND Second Cam Shows. And we just feel horrible about the mistake. Or else we don’t give a whit, so long as there continues to be beautiful naked women around. Gosh. We always get these little details confused. And we’d worry about it more, but we apparently still have a lot of pressing lobbying to do. So many cat people, so little time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
12/2/06	We’re taking “flashing” to a level we actually don’t mind so much. Basically our philosophy has always just been to “not suck” and this effort falls solidly into that category. D.Minion exercised some unusual clout today too, though, but we’re blaming Carol, who said “that sounds like a great post” in some secret communication or another. Let’s just say that as pets go, dogs are still better. So there. [FEATURED TAGS: Jassie Video, Moni Michaels Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/1/06	Apparently it’s rather chilly in many parts of the country, and so we thought we’d offer up a few Jamaican views with Dee (and Kristal Summers and some others). Granted, we’re also using the fun footage to further our educational quests, but if you can’t learn with naked women, well then what fun would life be anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

September 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/06	We’re repeating ourselves again, for the next time. And then we’ll probably do it a few more times before it happens subsequently. In addition odds are that we’ll duplicate our efforts through some thinly veiled excuse at novelty in the future too. On the upside, when you have lives like we do, this is not necessarily a bad thing. Consider it Sensory Overload. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Stacy Silver, Claudia Rossi, Sarah Twain, Kathy Anderson, Keana Moire, Lucy Lee, Zoe Trope, Nella, Nikki Sun, Veronica DeSouza, Exclusive Video]
9/24/06	Well, it’s probably time to get back to work we figured. And then we figured that Sundays are a day of rest — unless you work for the NFL. And then we thought that some people apparently don’t like to watch football. And then we just got very confused by these people, but we did give them something else to do today. See if Heather Vuur, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Angie Summers, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Marlie Moore, and Samantha Ryan sound interesting, for example. Then of course you can read the full script from Sacred (because that’s been a strangely common request this week), and of course you can BBQ, presumably even if you don’t watch football. [FEATURED TAGS: Starring Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Angie Savage, Karlie Montana, Marlie Moore, Kimberly Kane, Samantha Ryan, Michael Ninn]
9/17/06	There were times we thought it would never happen. There were tumultuous times; there were times of high achievement, and times of great joy. But there’s only a party left on this one, folks, and that’s a “non-press” affair. The fat lady’s warming up. D.Minion’s Day Five of Sacred Sin is in the books and we can (finally – Did we say that out loud?) close the last chapter on this one. We’re not sure what we’re doing next, but if anybody asks, tell ’em we’re going to Disneyland. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie,Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/15/06	We’re doing a favor for a dedicated member today, but like most dedicated members, he probably doesn’t mind sharing. It seems that we’ve uncovered a treasure-trove of unseen photographs of Anais, and it seems further like he would like to see them. It’s been an emotional week, but this seems like a dandy way to kick off the weekend. Sometimes you just need to take some time and look at the pretty girls. As we’re fond of saying around the office: It’s not like we’re saving the world or anything, but we are certainly preserving some of the more beautiful parts. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/13/06	On a significantly happier note we dance to the tune of Heather Vuur today, as D.Minion covers the promotional uncovering, as it were. If you were curious, “Vuur” means “fire” in Dutch. So far we get it … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]
9/11/06	One takes a moment when one must. Anger, like most emotions, is best channeled. [FEATURED TAGS: God Bless Peace!]
9/6/06	Oddly enough the important people are headed off to Los Angeles to begin anew with the task of covering shoots for Ninn Worx. This time around Lorraine Sisco’s directing (contract star) Heather Vuur in a Feature called (so far) Aperture and Michael’s directing Heather to lead the next of his Fem releases. That’s interesting, but not nearly as interesting as checking out an in abstentia tribute to “an old best friend” of D.Minion’s. We call it “Sacred Dee” and that’s completely because we’ve apparently never recovered from being five years old. It’s bad to think too much. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/2/06	It’s hard to believe, but we’re actually working our way through this Sacred Sin BTS by D.Minion as we reach Day Four today. Aside from the fact that there are some unusual (and fun) music video pictures, there’s also Monica Mayhem (and of course Heather Vuur and Jassie). All in all in was a day of Gothic Chandeliers, Piles of Rubble, Musical Geniuses … oh, and fake blood. Just another day on set with Michael … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

August 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/06	If all really is well that ends well, then this is well. And if you missed the first part of the “episode” yesterday, you can read the entire saga (and enjoy the full “bonus” we were discussing) today. As it turns out, Official People are very tired at 2:00 in the morning, whereas Annoying People are just more Annoying. We have learned a valuable lesson. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/28/06	Hmm. Now this isn’t our best thing, that’s for sure. We’ve pretty much told it like it “is” on the inside here, but seeing as how these “New Stuff” posts end up on the free side at the end of every month, some people think we need to be more politically correct out here. And I thought we got into this business so we didn’t have to bother with pissant PC crap all the time (and that wasn’t really meant as a metaphor but it suits the mood just fine). Consequently you may consider this a nice, polite, and even fresh-smelling comment about what’s in store for today, but that’s about all we can say about it. This picture probably doesn’t help at all, but then why would it? The point of being “Politically Correct” is to obscure the point, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/24/06	In the midst of all the chaos here (which pretty much could begin just about every paragraph we ever type, come to think of it) somehow, somebody (who may not work here much longer, come to think of that) discovered that we’d forgotten to put up D.Minion’s fawning coverage of Justine playing Audrey Hollander’s body double (or more accurately “out of body” double) on day one of the Catherine shoot. Then this somebody went so far as to mention it to D.Minion, who then proceeded to scream and yell and loudly complain about it. OK. D.Minion doesn’t really scream and yell, but those hurt little puppy eyes that she’s learned from the many dachshunds around here work even better. Consequently we quickly caved in our resolve to be done with the last big movie Michael shot until at least we finished talking about this latest big movie Michael shot, and so we’re righting our wrong today. It was only right to do what was left, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/21/06	We figured it out. A picture is worth 1,000 words, and there are 30 pictures every second that run through a typical video moment (at least in the U.S., but let’s not overcomplicate here). Therefore D.Minion saved us over a half a million words in her Day Three post, although it may not seem like it once you’re done going through it. Oh, and this was just on the part she didn’t talk about at all. Go figure. One the upside, Day Three did include naked visions of not only the stars of Sacred Sin Heather Vuur and Jassie, but also some memorable visits from A.J. Bailey and Nevaeh. Then of course there’s the captivating scene where no one got to have sex with Dee, but we’re not bitter or anything. We are going to have to speak to the Director about this, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie, A.J. Bailey, Nevaeh, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/19/06	Perhaps “Art Theory” would best describe our timid foray into understanding the mind of Lorraine Sisco today. Actually the only words we’re completely sure of in that last sentence would be “timid” — at least upon reflections. You’ll pretty much have to judge for yourself the art vs. plain weirdness debate that could plague us (if only we cared much about it), but at least you’ll get to see some pretty darned interesting video from The Catalyst in the process. [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane Video, Emily Marilyn Video, Daisy Marie Video, Adriana Sage Video, Britney Manson Video, Exclusive Video]
8/17/06	So here’s the story … We happen to be talking to Lon about coming out to the Eddie Van Halen party at the end of September, and during the course of the conversation we happen to ask, “Hey, whatever happened to that Erotica LA story you said you were writing?” (We’re a lot more subtle sometimes, but not very often.) Anyway, Lon says, “I sent it to you a long time ago.” (What he left unsaid but implied was that we sometimes get a little busy and a “few” weeks go by without stories ever making actually onto the site, but we got the point.) “We never got it,” was the honest reply. “Well, I wondered why it never ran,” said a very patient Lon, “I’ll send it to you again.” (He’s nice and very helpful too, that Lon.) “Excellent!” we immediately reply, “Now we can stall some more before we have to do Day Three.” So while you won’t see 100-some-odd photos from D.Minion, you can see a bunch of porn stars hanging around a sex convention and hear about Lon and DM as a couple. (And now you know the story.) [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Jessica Drake, Lon]
8/15/06	One of the really odd things we’ve noticed over the years is how much things seem to go in “spurts” in our business, if you’ll please pardon the pun. For example, sometimes you won’t go to a location for years, and then all of the sudden you’re there three times in a month. And sometimes you won’t have any wonderful pictures video on Dee (and Anais) for a long time, and then all the sudden everywhere you look it’s popping up, again pardon the pun. Well, this is NOT Day Three of DM’s Sacred story but that’s coming soon, and wouldn’t you know it, Dee’s on that day too. It’s a very good thing Dee’s easy on the “Ayes” … You don’t have to pardon that pun, as we did it on purpose. (You don’t have to like it though; it’s America, after all.) [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Jessica Drake, Lon]
8/9/06	It’s a couple of interesting tidbits with a peek into the magic and mechanics of filmmaking that we’re looking at today, but you’ll really have to read the story to see what specifically we’re talking about. Since this eventually ends up on the “free” side of the site, we can’t say too much about it where just anyone could read it some day. Suffice it to say that a wonderful collection of Dee as a nude talk show host on KSEX barely scratches the issue, and even on the free side we can point out that a naked Dee makes for a stellar beginning to just about any event we can think of. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Video, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Stars:A.J. Bailey| Adriana Sage| Anais| Audrey Hollander| Britney Manson| Christy Canyon| Daisy Marie| Dee| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur Video| Jassie| Jessica Drake| Julia Ann| Justine Joli| Kimberly Kane| Marilyn| Michael Ninn| Nevaeh

Year:2006

Month:August

July 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/16	As we think back, it seems hard to believe, what with our general mental state around here, but today might be the first time we’ve ever used the word “discombobulate” in an editorial. “How can that be?” you ask … or more likely “Why do we care?” … Well, you probably don’t, but you might care about seeing Brooke, Nick Manning, Voodoo with an extremely weird hair style, and an honest to goodness Shakespearean Actress on the set of Sacred Sin, Day Two with D.Minion. Actually, as it turns out, we’re headed BACK to LA to shoot EVEN MORE footage for this thing, since apparently we don’t have enough set ups to sufficiently create the pathos necessary for the audience to identify with Nick’s character, and we don’t technically have any footage of Eddie Van Halen for the music video on Catherine that Michael somehow promised publicly on the web the other day. Oh, bother. Good thing we don’t get discombobulated all that easily. [FEATURED TAGS: Ruby Flame, Brooke, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/27/06	Wow. We’ve been off doing such secretive things we can’t even tell you out here what’s up for today. It does make it good to be a member, though, and that’s always nice. We can mention that the “Secret Dude” everyone’s been emailing about since we first started talking about has been allegedly identified by AVN magazine as Eddie Van Halen. We’re going to say “No Comment” … at least out here. We’re holding it pretty close to the vest today, aren’t we? [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Brooke Video, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/18/06	Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, and Isabella are dropping by this morning with beautiful and diabolical intent. … Now if that doesn’t sound like a wonderful opening line to a mystery novel, well, then, you can see why we don’t write mystery novels. … Still, talent issues aside, it’s nevertheless turning out to be a dandy day, what with 200 pictures of beautiful cavorting naked women and a simple way to irritate the computer nerds right at your fingertips. Anything else on your fingertips you should probably keep to yourself. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Isabella, Michael Ninn]
7/15/06	Oh, it’s another one of those posts … you know, the kind where you need a nice large cold beverage to accompany you while you attempt to get through all that D.Minion can say when the new Ninn Worx contract player, Heather Vuur, DM’s oldest “New Best Friend,” Dee, AND her newest “New Best Friend,” Jassie, all end up on set over one long day. On the upside there is a super-secret hidden (sort of) video clip that will mark the first time anyone outside of the office has been able to see the goings on at Michael Ninn’s Sacred Sin. On the downside, this is only Day One of the Shoot … and there are four more to go. Come to think of it, maybe that’s another upside. … Yeah …. We’re going with that theory. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Dee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/11/06	Now today 7-11 can remind you of something other than a really, really big gulp of something cool and refreshing to drink. It can also remind you of beautiful naked women, and you really have to be pretty old to remember the last time that 7-11 reminded you of beautiful naked women. Without getting too much into corporate politics and all of the “red” states in the middle of the country during the last national election, we can honestly say that it’s possible that after looking at Julia Ann and Inari Vachs today, in our (oddly) never-before-seen retrospective you may think about needing a tall glass of water, even if you don’t have a chance to get it at 7-11. Back when 7-11 had naked women in magazines behind the counter, you know, no one actually purchased water in little bottles. You may have to trust on that one, but it’s true. … [FEATURED TAGS: Naughty Amateur Home Videos, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion] Go see Julia Ann. She’s amazing, honestly.
7/9/06	We can say this rather literally, and if you read it carefully, you’ll understand the gist of today’s post completely. Try this: “Dee naturally Directs Dick with the unnaturally large Dick.” There you go. That covers it. And rarely do pictures as completely tell a story. In fact, we’re just going to let them do that. Some things in life are truly frightening. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Jasmine Byrne, Mahlia, D.Minion]
7/4/06	A more politically correct group probably wouldn’t point out that the vast majority of Americans are having some sort of celebration today, pretty much at the expense of our (current) friends across the Atlantic. However, in the spirit of new-found allegiance it seemed quite appropriate that we take advantage of today and let some of our British friends help us have a good time. Of course a more politically correct group probably wouldn’t try to use logic that thin, but it’s a character flaw we’ve learned to live with. [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya James, Bella Star, Kinzie Kenner, Valerie Herrera, Amberlina, Kellemarie Video, Penny Flame, Charlie Laine, Jordan Fleiss, Bobbie Blair, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

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