Aunt’s in His Pantsby Tab Woo
Insights Illustrated by Tanya Tate
Should you be of a certain age, you may recall a description of a (generally young) person displaying signs of agitation or discomfort in the surroundings with the saying, “He has ants in his pants.”
Kristal Summers Poses During Erotica LAby D.Minion
I was just hanging around my hotel room in Los Angeles during Erotica LA, when a gorgeous porn star knocked on my door and insisted we take photos and video of her! [Right. And none of the “reality” shows on television work from scripts. Nope. … That’s all 100% real. We swear.]
The beautiful porn star was Kristal Summers, and Mav and I decided that we’d like nothing better! (OK, we’d set this photo session up weeks ago, but we were still thrilled to see our beautiful friend Kristal!) [Drat. There she goes giving away secrets again.] Continue Reading Risque
Heart vs. Headby A. Orta
If you can find a guy that has never thought about being a porn star, you need to become good friends with him immediately. There’s something seriously wrong with him, you see, and he clearly needs a friend. [Even in our more evolved modern society, males in the porn business still seem to get a lot more social acceptance than their female counterparts. Apparently we have not quite escaped the misogynistic notion that men are supposed to want to screw everything that moves, while women for some reason do not. Amazingly many people continue to use “science” to justify oppression of simple biology. Last I recall, we no longer actually live in herds, so a compulsion to propagate them seems like a fairly weak excuse these days.]
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Girls in Heatby ChickaDee
[Everyone tends to have their own Labor Day celebration traditions, which almost universally involve no labor, oddly enough. On the other hand, one should always find room for new Labor Day festivities that involve ice cream, we figure. Who doesn’t like ice cream and a movie? …]
Oddly enough the temperature outside could conceivably have something to do with the actual plot lines in this release. There will never be any risk of anyone actually conceiving of course, what with the distinct lack of male parts necessary for that process, but as any fan of the pure Sapphic genre can attest: Who cares? If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the lesbian kitchen. And, of course, if you have to have a kitchen in your life, this would be our favorite variety.
Sometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
