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September 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/06

We’re repeating ourselves again, for the next time. And then we’ll probably do it a few more times before it happens subsequently. In addition odds are that we’ll duplicate our efforts through some thinly veiled excuse at novelty in the future too. On the upside, when you have lives like we do, this is not necessarily a bad thing. Consider it Sensory Overload. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Stacy Silver, Claudia Rossi, Sarah Twain, Kathy Anderson, Keana Moire, Lucy Lee, Zoe Trope, Nella, Nikki Sun, Veronica DeSouza, Exclusive Video]

Did you get the massage?
9/24/06

Well, it’s probably time to get back to work we figured. And then we figured that Sundays are a day of rest — unless you work for the NFL. And then we thought that some people apparently don’t like to watch football. And then we just got very confused by these people, but we did give them something else to do today. See if Heather Vuur, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Angie Summers, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Marlie Moore, and Samantha Ryan sound interesting, for example. Then of course you can read the full script from Sacred (because that’s been a strangely common request this week), and of course you can BBQ, presumably even if you don’t watch football. [FEATURED TAGS: Starring Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Angie Savage, Karlie Montana, Marlie Moore, Kimberly Kane, Samantha Ryan, Michael Ninn]

Karlie, Heather & Justine ... probably not thinking about football.
9/17/06

There were times we thought it would never happen. There were tumultuous times; there were times of high achievement, and times of great joy. But there’s only a party left on this one, folks, and that’s a “non-press” affair. The fat lady’s warming up. D.Minion’s Day Five of Sacred Sin is in the books and we can (finally – Did we say that out loud?) close the last chapter on this one. We’re not sure what we’re doing next, but if anybody asks, tell ’em we’re going to Disneyland. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie,Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

“Sacred” Stars Heather and Jassie
9/15/06

We’re doing a favor for a dedicated member today, but like most dedicated members, he probably doesn’t mind sharing. It seems that we’ve uncovered a treasure-trove of unseen photographs of Anais, and it seems further like he would like to see them. It’s been an emotional week, but this seems like a dandy way to kick off the weekend. Sometimes you just need to take some time and look at the pretty girls. As we’re fond of saying around the office: It’s not like we’re saving the world or anything, but we are certainly preserving some of the more beautiful parts. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Angelic Anais
9/13/06

On a significantly happier note we dance to the tune of Heather Vuur today, as D.Minion covers the promotional uncovering, as it were. If you were curious, “Vuur” means “fire” in Dutch. So far we get it … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]

Also Angelic Heather
9/11/06

One takes a moment when one must. Anger, like most emotions, is best channeled. [FEATURED TAGS: God Bless Peace!]

The Day America Changed Forever
9/6/06

Oddly enough the important people are headed off to Los Angeles to begin anew with the task of covering shoots for Ninn Worx. This time around Lorraine Sisco’s directing (contract star) Heather Vuur in a Feature called (so far) Aperture and Michael’s directing Heather to lead the next of his Fem releases. That’s interesting, but not nearly as interesting as checking out an in abstentia tribute to “an old best friend” of D.Minion’s. We call it “Sacred Dee” and that’s completely because we’ve apparently never recovered from being five years old. It’s bad to think too much. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee. All that she can Dee.
9/2/06

It’s hard to believe, but we’re actually working our way through this Sacred Sin BTS by D.Minion as we reach Day Four today. Aside from the fact that there are some unusual (and fun) music video pictures, there’s also Monica Mayhem (and of course Heather Vuur and Jassie). All in all in was a day of Gothic Chandeliers, Piles of Rubble, Musical Geniuses … oh, and fake blood. Just another day on set with Michael … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Heather has obviously settled in.
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August 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/06

If all really is well that ends well, then this is well. And if you missed the first part of the “episode” yesterday, you can read the entire saga (and enjoy the full “bonus” we were discussing) today. As it turns out, Official People are very tired at 2:00 in the morning, whereas Annoying People are just more Annoying. We have learned a valuable lesson. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Hollander IS for whom the “belle” tolls today.
8/28/06

Hmm. Now this isn’t our best thing, that’s for sure. We’ve pretty much told it like it “is” on the inside here, but seeing as how these “New Stuff” posts end up on the free side at the end of every month, some people think we need to be more politically correct out here. And I thought we got into this business so we didn’t have to bother with pissant PC crap all the time (and that wasn’t really meant as a metaphor but it suits the mood just fine). Consequently you may consider this a nice, polite, and even fresh-smelling comment about what’s in store for today, but that’s about all we can say about it. This picture probably doesn’t help at all, but then why would it? The point of being “Politically Correct” is to obscure the point, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Collage for PC
8/24/06

In the midst of all the chaos here (which pretty much could begin just about every paragraph we ever type, come to think of it) somehow, somebody (who may not work here much longer, come to think of that) discovered that we’d forgotten to put up D.Minion’s fawning coverage of Justine playing Audrey Hollander’s body double (or more accurately “out of body” double) on day one of the Catherine shoot. Then this somebody went so far as to mention it to D.Minion, who then proceeded to scream and yell and loudly complain about it. OK. D.Minion doesn’t really scream and yell, but those hurt little puppy eyes that she’s learned from the many dachshunds around here work even better. Consequently we quickly caved in our resolve to be done with the last big movie Michael shot until at least we finished talking about this latest big movie Michael shot, and so we’re righting our wrong today. It was only right to do what was left, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Justine Joli and Audrey are inside hiding from the rain.
8/21/06

We figured it out. A picture is worth 1,000 words, and there are 30 pictures every second that run through a typical video moment (at least in the U.S., but let’s not overcomplicate here). Therefore D.Minion saved us over a half a million words in her Day Three post, although it may not seem like it once you’re done going through it. Oh, and this was just on the part she didn’t talk about at all. Go figure. One the upside, Day Three did include naked visions of not only the stars of Sacred Sin Heather Vuur and Jassie, but also some memorable visits from A.J. Bailey and Nevaeh. Then of course there’s the captivating scene where no one got to have sex with Dee, but we’re not bitter or anything. We are going to have to speak to the Director about this, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie, A.J. Bailey, Nevaeh, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Jassie: She's a doll. And a doll, also a doll.
8/19/06

Perhaps “Art Theory” would best describe our timid foray into understanding the mind of Lorraine Sisco today. Actually the only words we’re completely sure of in that last sentence would be “timid” — at least upon reflections. You’ll pretty much have to judge for yourself the art vs. plain weirdness debate that could plague us (if only we cared much about it), but at least you’ll get to see some pretty darned interesting video from The Catalyst in the process. [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane Video, Emily Marilyn Video, Daisy Marie Video, Adriana Sage Video, Britney Manson Video, Exclusive Video]

Lorraine and one of her more human creations.
8/17/06

So here’s the story … We happen to be talking to Lon about coming out to the Eddie Van Halen party at the end of September, and during the course of the conversation we happen to ask, “Hey, whatever happened to that Erotica LA story you said you were writing?” (We’re a lot more subtle sometimes, but not very often.) Anyway, Lon says, “I sent it to you a long time ago.” (What he left unsaid but implied was that we sometimes get a little busy and a “few” weeks go by without stories ever making actually onto the site, but we got the point.) “We never got it,” was the honest reply. “Well, I wondered why it never ran,” said a very patient Lon, “I’ll send it to you again.” (He’s nice and very helpful too, that Lon.) “Excellent!” we immediately reply, “Now we can stall some more before we have to do Day Three.” So while you won’t see 100-some-odd photos from D.Minion, you can see a bunch of porn stars hanging around a sex convention and hear about Lon and DM as a couple. (And now you know the story.) [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Jessica Drake, Lon]

Christy Canyon with Lon's flowers.
8/15/06

One of the really odd things we’ve noticed over the years is how much things seem to go in “spurts” in our business, if you’ll please pardon the pun. For example, sometimes you won’t go to a location for years, and then all of the sudden you’re there three times in a month. And sometimes you won’t have any wonderful pictures video on Dee (and Anais) for a long time, and then all the sudden everywhere you look it’s popping up, again pardon the pun. Well, this is NOT Day Three of DM’s Sacred story but that’s coming soon, and wouldn’t you know it, Dee’s on that day too. It’s a very good thing Dee’s easy on the “Ayes” … You don’t have to pardon that pun, as we did it on purpose. (You don’t have to like it though; it’s America, after all.) [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Jessica Drake, Lon]

Dee, more immodest than most.
8/9/06

It’s a couple of interesting tidbits with a peek into the magic and mechanics of filmmaking that we’re looking at today, but you’ll really have to read the story to see what specifically we’re talking about. Since this eventually ends up on the “free” side of the site, we can’t say too much about it where just anyone could read it some day. Suffice it to say that a wonderful collection of Dee as a nude talk show host on KSEX barely scratches the issue, and even on the free side we can point out that a naked Dee makes for a stellar beginning to just about any event we can think of. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Video, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee, like she watches TV at our house. We wish ...
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April 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/06

Apparently it’s “Epic Week” as we get yet another “on the set” piece from D.Minion about a movie that you can’t even see for a couple of months. Were this the only oddity about The Catalyst then we’d feel pretty much OK, but as my favorite aunt used to say, “Y’all ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” You know, drawling is a lost art. [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

A mannequin with duct tape on her mouth – in a bird cage. We're not kidding.
4/24/06

Well, Wet Room doesn’t officially gush until early June, but D.Minion spent some time on the set with our good friend Harry’s client Cytherea, and we didn’t see any reason not to talk about it. Think of it as water, water everywhere and quite a lot to drink. That’s what we do after all.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Missy Monroe Video, Angela Stone Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Cytherea in one of her more clothed moments.
4/22/06

There is absolutely nothing unusual about today’s quick update on D.Minion, Lorraine Sisco, Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson, and some various oddities in our existence. Of course that presumption necessarily assumesthat you’re somewhat familiar with how we tend to define “normal” around here. Some people might find our lives a little scary, truth be told, and we were going to spend some time trying to explain it. But then we sort of got one of those “behind the eyes” kind of headaches, and just decided to eat ice cream instead. You need to rely on your instincts sometimes, as we did with The Lorraine Ranger …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kimberly Kane, Britney Manson]

Weirdness in 3D
4/16/06

And now for something completely depressing. … As we think about it, this might be the first time we’ve ever introduced a story with this sort of lamentation, but this is also the first time D.Minion ever wrote about her last night on Night Calls – ever. Still, we’re supposed to remain upbeat in the face of adversity, but we’ve really always thought that was an overrated concept. Heck. If you’re feeling down, you should have the right as an adult to scream, cry, kick you feet, and just generally act in a juvenile manner. Otherwise what’s the point of being an adult? Well, you can eat ice cream whenever you want, but other than that? Come to think of it, you might want some ice cream as you read about this conclusion of era.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton in her dressing room, with lots of options.
4/15/06

Well, it’s been a whirlwind of a couple of weeks, and we can’t even tell you about it … yet. Still, you’ll probably find this to be an interesting story once it’s finally OK to let you in on the secret. Until then you can look at some secret stuff from a shoot for a movie that doesn’t come out until June, and you can also gain some rather explicit insights into Katsumi. Hey, it makes the waiting a lot easier, don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Katsumi ... almost exposed, actually.
4/2/06

Sometimes it’s good to be skeptical. If everyone’s out to get you, of course, paranoid is just good thinking. Then, of course, one should never look a gift horse in the mouth. And (consequently) one should always be aware of potentially naked pictures of Juli Ashton and Becca, whatever their alleged source. What the heck is a gift horse anway? It seems like it should at least include Clydesdales and beer.  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca]

Juli getting ready to swing from the rafters – literally.
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The Catalyst via Lorainne Sisco

Lorainne Sisco presents The Catalyst
“The Catalyst” (Or “It Takes A Village To Make a Porn Movie”) by D.Minion DAY ONE Some porn sets are creepy like the old meat packing plant, and some are uncomfortable like the mansions that won’t allow people to sit on the furniture, but some are happy and welcoming and feel like home. My new […]
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