Finally “Fore” on The Four

We promised our good friends over at Adam & Eve that we would sneak in a mention here that if you know where to look, you can actually get your own copy of Michael Ninn’s The Four a full couple of months before it officially becomes available. … Not to be TOO sneaky about it, we decided to go with our usual tongue in cheek subtlety, so … um … LOOK HERE to take advantage of that chance. Honestly, this came as no major sacrifice, just so you know, because we like being nice to Adam & Eve. Who knows when we might need a fig leaf, after all?

If It Feels Good …

by Nobody Special

We’ve mentioned quite a few times here that when it comes to product packaging design, our dear friend Michael Ninn could suffer from what we benevolently call “Artistic Paralysis” to some degree. Many times we have been in a position to look at work in progress on cover art, and it may surprise you to learn that almost that same number of times we have been confused by the decisions regarding text. It has become shorthand in conversation here to say simply, “I was more going for the look of it,” — which means basically, “Yeah, you can’t really read it, but gosh doesn’t the design of the text lines look great in support of the (vastly higher on the importance scale) photograph?”

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Stars:Renee Perez

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Movie Set

Technique:Professional

A Capri-cious Storm Brewing

A Woman and a Half Man

by Tender Legal

This past week on Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen’s character explains that the difference between “A Date” and “A Date Experience” boils down to “about $1,500” – presumably more or less. As you probably know if you’ve been a member here for at least a couple of weeks, or have not been living under a rock, Mr. Sheen has a dispute brewing with our buddy Capri (now Capri Anderson). And despite endeavoring mightily to deny rumors of being “An Escort” Capri has apparently threatened to sue Charlie (Sheen or Harper, they seem to be pretty much the same guy) for somewhere between $3,500 and $12,500 for money “promised” her.

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Stars:Capri Anderson, Kylie Ireland, Tenaya

Location:San Francisco

Technique:Editorial

Reagan Conner (No relation to Sarah.)

Flashing In Our Pan

by D.Minion

They say there’s nothing new in porn. [Also, there’s apparently no new thing under the sun, but I’m not sure if that counts in the ocean or not. The Bible is even more confusing than Shakespeare; why couldn’t people just talk regular until about 1900? I’ve always wondered that.] And if you’re trying to create something new in porn, it has to be bigger and badder than what’s already out there. [Most everyone in adult over the last 10 years or so slowly began to ignore the process proven historically successful in long-term stability for a company, as a matter of fact, latching instead onto the “New Naked Girl Every Month” philosophy that worked for Playboy many, many moons ago. I get that gonzo product became amazingly cheap to shoot and distribute as the price of the equipment dropped, but if you compare the financial strength of Playboy with, say, Vivid these days, you’d think more people would be paying attention. Maybe there are no new things under the sun, and most of the old things under the sun remain stupid anyway. … But I digress.]

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Stars:Reagan Conner

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Freestyle

Technique:Amateur, BTS, Editorial

Georgia Adair Toys with Affection

Aptitude and Longitude (How to become a Contract Star)

by Nobody Special

If you’ve ever attended any of our Members’ Parties, or hung out with us at one of the bazillion industry conventions we attend, you may have heard variations of most of the topic of the day. To those of you, I’d advise just skipping to the oddly relevant photo set of “Georgia Adair Toys” and her first product endorsement shoot. Seeing Georgia concentrating naked seems like a much better option compared to listening to me ramble on, but since I did promise to do this article when we got back from Vegas this year, I’ll continue a bit for the hopeful and seriously aimed new readers we have (at least for this week I expect).

SO … for you aspiring adult super-stars out there, here’s a much shortened version of the typical “introduction” speech I always give when interviewing prospective clients. (Curiously, I’ve learned that if I had to write everything down, I wouldn’t be nearly so long-winded. You just think the paragraphs are long; you should hear the speeches.) The first thing I always ask may seem overly simple, but you’d be surprised how many people have stopped short over the years, just by hearing this introduction.

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