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January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04	I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]
1/28/04	We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]
1/27/04	Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]
1/26/04	There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
1/24/04	Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn] Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04	Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETE … We’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
1/20/04	Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]
1/16/04	We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]
1/15/03	Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]
1/13/04	At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]
1/6/04	Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
1/5/04	What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
1/2/04	It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03	We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan. Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03	Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]
12/26/03	Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/25/03	If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/03	The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/22/03	Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
12/19/03	We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]
12/17/03	It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]
12/16/03	In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain. That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]
12/14/03	It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
12/13/03	Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/10/03	Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.] See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]
12/6/03	If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/3/03	It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You Get … Take a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
12/1/03	Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

November 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/03	You’d miss some captivating commentary if you just skipped to the 100 stunning pictures today, and you’d miss some daring line-drawing, and some foreshadowing that has “Lain” in wait for some time. You might want to anyway, however, as this Ninn Worx Weekend should make even the most crotchety old men smile. Michael calls it Fem: Bella — and we can tell you that they are indeed. If you’re curious, the subjects include Justine, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, and Charmaine Star. There. That ought to explain it. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]
11/27/03	Being big fans of irony around here, we take particular pleasure in noting that our Thanksgiving Treat actually comes from a friend across the Atlantic, the place we’re being thankful we left. That said, it remains a wonderful present, and we wanted even non-members to be able to appreciate it. Being cheap, however, we took all the images and compressed them into one for the free side. You’ll actually be able to appreciate them more more if you look at our Maverick Appeal, we’re thinking. Oh, and we noticed a couple of mistakes too, and we’ll get him to correct them if you’re kind about letting us know. This was a hell of a lot of work, as are most things that seem easy at a glance. Maybe that’s the secret to the kind of happy and successful life you can be thankful for: Work hard, but don’t feel you have to make everyone around you aware of it. Help someone less fortunate; it’ll do wonders for your outlook on life. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Chasey Lain, Alexis DeVell, Juli Ashton, Angel Cassidy, Vicca, Jewel, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Taren Steele, Jill Kelly, Anais, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Nikita, Georgia Adair, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Maverick]
11/25/03	We’re going out on a limb a bit today, as we’re giving Maverick his present a little early. In a couple of days we’ll all have a reason to be thankful for our foreign friend (Well, he’s foreign to most of us.), but in honor of all of the work that he’s put in so far we’re jumping the gun a bit. Most of you will probably already know what a kinky bunch the British are as a group, and so we thought the perfect holiday greetings sentiment would be 105 pictures of Kristal Summers in Bondage for Nina Hartley. We’re ever-so-thoughtful as gifts go. So read through D.Minion’s … um … interesting chronicle, and then just do what we did. Keep saying, “Right. Got it.” It’ll help; trust us. And isn’t it wonderfully ironic to be giving a guy from England a present for Thanksgiving? We love irony … So long, and thanks for all the fish … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Emily Marilyn, Nina Hartley, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/23/03	A bizarre rumor circulated through the Los Angeles paper the other day, claiming that not all people in America are football fans. See how wrong even respected newspaper like the Los Angeles Times can be? I mean, honestly, don’t they even try to check their facts before they print something so obviously ludicrous? We expected better of them. That said, however, only the really, really cool people have the NFL Direct Ticket on DirecTV, and so some you poor souls out there may have some moments when there are no football options for you today. That just makes you kind of tear up, doesn’t it? Well, we decided to be kind, and do our part for the less priviledged, and so we published yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, looking back at our lovely Georgia Adair, and the more and more omnipresent Dee. So enjoy the sets between games. As for us, we’re off to watch EVERY game today, at least for a little while. Some people are not football fans indeed! Faugh … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
11/21/03	What do Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Chloe, Devinn Lane, Dominica, Lee Stone, and Tony Tedeschi all have in common? The answer may not surprise you, but the stunning recap of Dee’s most recent Cam Show certainly will. Color us “DeeLighted” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]
11/20/03	A great many of us have ordered room service at a strange hotel in some city distant from our home. A great many of us have also probably read dubious stories about such times in Penthouse Forum. Well, in honor of Anais’ debut yesterday as the current covergirl, and the Penthouse Pet, November 2003, we thought we’d relate a little room service story of our own, this starring Inari Vachs. We call it Room Service with a Smile, and even though these are not pictures of Anais today, we know Inari well, and we’re sure that given the chance, she’d be “honor” … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/19/03	As promised we have D.Minion’s recap of the last Night Calls for you. Although tonight’s topic seems to be “Happy Spanks-Giving” there seems to have been a lot of spanking going on last time too. You’ll get to see that, and you’ll get to learn a bit more about Juli Ashton’s personal sex life — all in all, not a bad diversion. Oh, and we checked with Carol, and it’s OK if the rest of you read this story too. Apparently, it gets lonely in Florida … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amanda Lexx, Felicia Fox, Lisa Sparxx, D.Minion]
11/18/03	Sometimes we’re a bit of a tease around here, and sometimes that’s a good thing. If you want to see some sneak peeks of Anais’ first new big Ninn Worx Feature under her new contract, In the Garden of Shadows, you can do so today. If you’re not a member, you’ll have to wait until January to see Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, our old friend Rayveness … and some boys … in “Artcore” action. Sometimes, it’s good to be a member. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]
11/15/03	Boy it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. Dee gets TEN for stripping; we reveal the genesis of the Dee’s relationship with KSEX, and we show off a half-dozen forgotten pictures from the bottom of a box. More noteworthy would be the fact that these photographs are of the unusually impressive Chasey Lain on her very first dance appearance ever. Oh, we also have learned that the ladies’ room apparently doesn’t generally have the “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs that men’s rooms always do, but we haven’t figured out what to think of that. We’ve also gained some insight on reptile cuisine, and sent D.Minion out fetching some worms. Boy, it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Felicia Fox, Chasey Lain, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
11/14/03	Having been motivated by yesterday’s interesting, but technically inferior fornication photography, we thought we’d debut a new series here (hopefully, if we can pin her down) and let you see our first “Wendy Works Weekend.” Don’t worry: We haven’t replaced the Ninn Worx (now you get the pun) variety, as they’ll return next week, but this is Wendy’s week, and we’re making sure everyone knows that. Before we begin, we thought we’d pass along some professional advice for all of you budding “Art” and “Figure” Photographers out there. It’s important to have good equipment and accessories, and it’s even more important to be able to use that equipment to its potential. However, the most important ingredient to a successful nude shoot in our opinion would be having a Devilishly Sexy model on whom to practice your wares. Now this won’t actually increase your technical abilities one iota, but it makes failing much easier to deal with. Trust us. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/13/03	Yesterday was Wendy’s birthday, and she had us put together a Divine present for y’all, with the help of our friends at VCA Pictures. Wendy’s got action shots from The Pink Package, and you can even get another present from Wendy by buying a DVD of the show from her catalogue. Now, true, you’ll actually have to pay for this second present, but that would make a nice present for Wendy too, if you think about it, and if you’re patient, she’ll even autograph it for you. That Wendy’s got the travelling bug these days, but she’s still darn good lookin’ … and she promises to be back soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Janet Jacme, Shelbee Myne, Justine Romee, D.Minion]
11/11/03	Our own Kristal Summers displays a remarkable lack of Willpower as she and Flick “shag well” with Steven St. Croix. Fortunately, this was exactly as scripted, and D.Minion, despite momentary lapses into self-doubt, attended to chronicle. You may read the captivating article, or you may simply enjoy the pictures, slightly green with envy at St. Croix’s job. As you wish … (Yes, Gene, that was foreshadowing too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Flick Shagwell, D.Minion]
11/9/03	Well we promised a few of you that we’d get up the cam grab replay of Dee’s first Risqué Cam Show with special guest Anais. As you’ll be able to tell by looking at the replay, it seems Anais felt fairly special after all was said and done. We get so busy around here that sometimes we forget to mention the basic stuff. Who could have guessed that Anais had never heard of a Pocket Rocket? Don’t worry: She has one of her own now … We’re all about good deeds around here. We call this “Anais Chairs the Meeting” … We’re all about clever too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]
11/6/03	In keeping with our wacky path today, we’ve got eight pictures of Anais wearing Wicked Shirts. This, of course, has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the newsworthy fact that Dee has arranged for all of you members to get all of the KSEXRadio.com feeds — even the ones that don’t have her with the Fat Men. If we let him, Harry would take part of this credit too, but we never listen to men around the office. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, D.Minion]
11/6/03	Even for us we’ve reached a new level of bizarre today as we take a history lesson from Jerry Jeff Walker. We’ll give you a little hint here, as “M is for Mudflaps” and “E is for Eggs.” You’ll have to check out the story to make any more sense of it we’re afraid. However, rarely have we been more sure that perhaps you should simply look at the 84 pictures of Cytherea. She makes sense all by herself. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
11/5/03	Proving once again that so long as you have sufficient numbers of photographs of Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, and Kristal Summers posing topless, it doesn’t really matter what you write about, we give you today’s entry. We call it Exemplary Moral Standards, which you’ll understand if you read about D.Minion coming to the rescue, credit card in hand, but even if you just look at the pictures, you’ll notice plenty “exemplary” here. Some journalists might be put off by the fact that the “story” and the “illustrations” have actually nothing whatsoever to do with one another, but not us. We’re fine with it. Consider it our own version of “Carpe DM” … (We’re even funny in Latin. Can you beat that?) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
11/3/03	As it starts to look like the fires are not in fact going to burn all of Southern California to the ground, we thought we’d give everyone something else to warm them up. Anais’ first boy/girl Feature has hit the streets, and so we’re showing those of you that can view video the movie trailer from Fetish: I Know Your Dreams. If you still can’t see video on your system, you can at least look at a couple of pictures of the beautiful Angel Cassidy. Look at it this way: If you have to have a consolation prize, at least it should be an Angel … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
11/1/03	We have some comforting thoughts as we begin a new month. In addition to a couple of editorials submitted by “Dear Readers,” we have a unique alarm clock method utilized by Dee on a slumbering Inari Vachs in Jamaica. All in all we have intellectual edification and a visual feast. We can’t think of a much better way to move into winter weather. Oh, and to save those of you that might have to look it up some time, a “cretin” is a person whose brain did not fully develop. This will become important later. For now, follow the path from the cantankerous, quickly past the cretin, to the comely. It seems not a bad way to start a weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari]

August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03	You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]
8/27/03	On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]
8/23/03	We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]
8/22/03	Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
8/19/03	Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]
8/16/03	We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]
8/15/03	This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
8/12/03	She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/10/03	At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
8/8/03	You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
8/6/03	Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]
8/5/03	Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
8/4/03	You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/2/03	We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

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