| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
Most of us learn that you can always tell when it will be a leap year because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Most of us also learn to take advantage of this extra day but doing something completely captivating and out of the norm — because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Hey, it gets to be the end of February, and we’re already sick of all the political gloom and doom on every channel. This year, though, we remind ourselves that We’ll Always Have Paris. … Hey, that’s catchy. We should write that down and put it in a movie or something. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
Using a “sensei” to guide you in advanced training has been a custom for thousands of years. Using a “Sensi” to guide you in the nuance (and wetness, let’s be honest) in the way of sapphic love would be a much newer tradition. … Full disclosure now, even our oldest leaders have not really been around for thousands of years, but they read a lot, so we’re confident in our characterization of the situation. Also, we have no real data on the use of Sensi in the manner put forth in this 
For reason that will be come clear — or at least explained more elaborately — inside, our 
We have begun the process in earnest of sorting through all the various “media” from the recent Vegas trip for the AEE, and in the process we got to talking about friends that do not make the journey anymore. There are various reasons for this decision, but we have decided it basically comes down to these people now being sad excuses for humans who have decided that being dull and sedate beats living life with 
As one might expect, the Dee festivities recently spawned a swell of, basically, swell Dee emotions, as a collection of “enhanced” Dee enthusiasts in the Risqué office undertook a quite fun — any often hysterical — trip down 
Dee has a birthday today, so we celebrate. That would be a given. Technically, of course, 
One might think that if everything came with rules — better yet, Simple Rules — it would be a lot easier for everyone to get along in life. Then again, that would be ignoring what seems to be a biological imperative in many of us to simply ignore the rules, precisely because they are rules. (It may not surprise you to learn that this industry does not historically fill with a bunch of mainstream thinkers.) … Of course even people that want to follow rules tend to get their instruction from different sources who almost absolutely define the “facts” quite differently. All in all, it might be best to just think about banging and leave it at that. (We mean the fun adult kind, not the criminal gang kind. See how easy things can get twisted?) 
Long-time members to any of the Risqué Commune sites well understand how we employ a sort of Professional Meandering kind of approach to the chaos that can be our lives. Paths wander back and forth between the different sites, and indeed it can take literally years for a complete story to come together — oddly not usually the goal in this kind of work. On the 
Fine lines can separate a lot of things in life. The transition between “life of the party” and “annoying drunk” can happen very quickly, for example. A “good friend” on the scale can tip to “despicable idiot” over a single issue, generally political or sexual, but a lone issue regardless. Such as perhaps been the case as our look into 
Despite occasional appearances to the contrary, we really do tend to have a plan around here. Not to say that one of our foremost tenets has pretty much been, “Always be open to changing the plan at the very last second.” … Let’s face it: This industry has not thrived on staid, pedantic approach, and a refusal to look outside the box (so to speak). Consequently, you can be certain we have a plan as we roll out this somewhat odd 
A lot of things that thrill us growing up can really lose their luster as we age. Some things never fail to excite, though, no matter how much we “mature” in our world view — and we’re not even talking about Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (although one would certainly include that in this category, perhaps adding Karamel Sutra as we get older and wiser). Simply put, there can be very little as exciting as hearing about 
Sometimes a Risqué “TOC” — short for Table of Contents — simply merits a single line introduction here in New Stuff because simply the name of the show efficiently describes this full movie replay in our Commune. Other times, however, we take a moment to point out something that may not be entirely evident in the mere title. This second kind of event would be the case with POV Auditions today, in fact. You might get the “pretend to be shy or surprised before you become voraciously willing” part of the schtick, but you would not necessarily be aware of the quite stunning collection of talent they put together for this show. Of course, now you are. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Tilden Video, Madison Ivy Video, Amber Swift Video, Capri Cavanni Video, Allie Haze Video]
As Hannibal Smith taught us well in the 1980s, we all love it when a plan comes together. Around here, though, we have been able to expand upon that old theme through a combination of skill, dedicated effort, and a very large percentage of pure serendipity. Now we really love it when a plan accidentally comes together. As it turns out, the remaster of 
Well, the bags are packed; we’re ready to go. We’re standing here outside your (virtual) door, but it seems highly unlikely we woke you up to say goodbye. We’re not leaving on a jet plane anyway, because the trip to Vegas by car takes roughly the same amount of time from Los Angeles as a flight, and you can carry a lot more equipment. You can also see the World’s Tallest Thermometer, buy bougie beef jerky, and peruse Alien stuff along the way too. We’ll be back in a week, though, and to tide you over we’re leaving you with heretofore 
Most of us are spending the weekend confirming meetings, sorting and testing gear, being sure we have a myriad of charged batteries (and the cables to charge them later), and, y’know, being sure we have enough clean underwear. The annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas for the AEE show happens this coming week, you see. Since Steve has opted out of visiting with us this year, we decided to both offer up a little bit of fantasy that the stars provide with 
Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together? Of course in this business that expression takes on a rather different meaning — risqué, even. We do not care about that part, though, although we do count ourselves as fans of a story coming together as it nears its conclusion. In this vein, we lead you to 
We have another one of those “Rules that Should Govern Your Life” notes today. If you ever hear that there are 
The more stuff you have, the easier it will be for your really good stuff to get stored away then leaving your conscious mind altogether. All those really important things that you just had to keep become of no value to you because you forget you ever had them. This must be one of the saddest facts of life. Unless you move A LOT, you will eventually find things you totally forgot about, though, and this will make you very, very happy — for example the 
We have been around business in general — and this business in particular — for decades now. Just the other day a former friend pointed out that we have been running the risque site for more than a decade-and-a-half longer than some people performing in adult movies today have even been alive. (Now you should understand why we used “former” when referring to that friend.) … Regardless of that, we can tell you with authority that we have personally observed many, many ways to 
This would of course be the time of year when we all try to “get back to normal” — whatever that means, and however far from what we thought would be “normal” growing up. If you have ever taken the time in your life for personal reflection, you probably know what we mean. The answer to the deceptively deep question, “How in the heck did I end up here?” can be amazingly therapeutic — y’know, along with just a tad terrifying. … No fear for us today, though, as we start with simple reflections and end up with 
Right after the annual AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) convention in Las Vegas, the sites all get flooded with at least what passes for coverage of the event. Granted, very few if any of them include photographs of hotel bathrooms, photos shot intentionally blurry, or even photographs of ceramic donuts. We have all the standard shots of beautiful women (and Evan Stone) too, but we hate to get lost in the shuffle and have everyone miss The Penthouse Boss in Silhouette. Besides, NOW you should be finalizing plans to meet us all at Resorts World this year. And here would be 
We celebrate the Unsung Siren today, at least of the Risqué observed variety — and we do so gleefully and with great song — which sort of flies in the face of 
The Risqué Sister sites in the Commune have a lot of 
One could think of a few personal ways that might be better to celebrate thanksgiving than 
Some of us sort of resent it when a movie title really has nothing at all to do with the subject matter of the movie. Anyone who has ever read any of the Jason Bourne books by Robert Ludlum may well have been traumatized by the movie versions whose similarity with the novels have basically only a single thing in common with the Hollywood adaptations — the titles. … In a much more niche genre we debut the finale of Hardcore Bangers, which really should have been titled “Real Estate Adventures” or at least something more descriptive of the theme. Others of us, of course, say things like, “Title? As in the words you mean? Who pays attention to those?” … Those people can be difficult to talk to. [STAR TAGS: Beverly Hills Video] 
Have you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself, “Why would the character be doing that? More importantly, why would the character be completely ignoring that other thing?” … Sometimes we think that writers have never actually lived in the real world, and they spend their time in fantasy lands of their own creation. Full disclosure, you may find yourself wondering along these lines today, although considering the nature of scenes around here, and considering you may not be paying attention to the idiot dude at all, you may think we’re 
If you have been around for some time, you’ll know we’re big on sharing around here. Given the nature of the business, that may seem obvious, but before you go hitting up some porn star in a bar thinking she’ll jump at the chance to have sex with you, do try to remember that movies are not real life, and doing something for work does not mean you’ll jump at every chance to do it in your free time. Most people never really master perhaps the most important lesson in life: Learn to Read the Room. … Things can appear very different with just some tweaks in the environment. [STAR TAGS : Abigail Mac Video, London Keyes Video]
You see what happened was that someone asked D.Minion about Dee being on KSEX all those years. This led to DM bouncing gleefully like Krispy Kreme was giving away donuts to adult site reporters, which led quickly to 
Some might argue that it may be functionally impossible to have 
