Becca, Gary Gray

Risque Search | Changes in Latitudes, Similar Attitudes

Seek and Ye Shall … Be Confused (quite possibly)

by Sufficiently Geeky

Risque SearchIf you’ve been around the risqué members’ side for any length of time, you’ve probably heard us talking about working on a “real” Search Engine for the pay area here. If you’ve ever been a member of any other adult site, then it probably took you basically no time at all to figure out that we’re a bit odd in our approach. To really be successful, and therefore useful, a Members’ Search Function (If you use capitalized words, then it makes it seem really important, right?) must be able to accurately and quickly scan the words – emphasis on the word quickly (as you’ve seen twice now).

I promised not to wander too far into the technical, so let me just pose a question for you to consider before you completely ignore it and jump to the beautiful naked women at the bottom of the page. You all know how much we write around here. How many words do you think the database needs to keep track of over 17,586 pages (so far, including this one)? Suffice it to say that this was not a simple process, and as with many things we’ve tried over the years, we basically had to wait until the server technology caught up with what we were trying to do.

Being ahead of the curve isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, sometimes.

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Love Day

Love Day

Sharing Spectacularly

by Just Plum Nome

Love BabesThe theory goes that most people really go for the “celebration of love” today. In a conscious decision, we’re going to avoid issues of why those of us in love need a special day for that, and why those of us just wishing we were in love need to be reminded of that lonely state. All in all, that seemed safest.

Basically I’m just popping in here to help explain the little group of photos at the bottom of this page. It seems DM still has a bit of a learning curve to conquer on the “throw” concept, so maybe just a bit of explanation might help. This scene comes from the (sadly still un-released) Essentially Julia Ann title from the production company Juli and I used to own called Ashton View Promotions. In this particular scenario, Devinn Lane had convinced Julia Ann that Devinn’s husband would be a fun person to have sex with, while she and Juli (Ashton) watched, and we all filmed it. Yeah, so it’s probably not the sort of conversation that many of you have ever had, but there you have it.

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Cheyenne Silver

The Wills of Cheyenne Silver

The Mystery Guest

by John Chuck Weekly

Love in an ElevatorRemember the old game show What’s My Line? [Oh, dear. This doesn’t bode well.] OK. So unless you happen to be D.Minion, probably not, but for our purposes today, you need only know the basics. Every show they’d have a “Mystery Guest” come on and then four judges would ask questions designed to help them guess the occupation of said guest. [Also, if you do happen to remember What’s My Line, I wouldn’t concern myself too much, as you’re just elderly, not necessarily crazy. However, if you remember that the host was “John Charles Daly” then you really need to get out of the house more. In that case, we do worry about you.]

The Risqué Crew did have a Mystery Guest in attendance at the convention this year, actually, and her recent occupations fascinated us all for the entire time. One always wonders what happens in “Life After Porn” but we rarely get a chance to hear about it. [Actually the stories tend to be pretty much the same: Fell in love. Got married. Had babies. (Sometimes followed by the second most popular story line: Fell out of love. Got divorced. Came back to porn to make money.)] Remember the “Mystery Welder” photo we showed you a few weeks back? [HERE – OK, so technically that would here “HERE” on the Members’ Side. Sorry.], well, she actually showed up in Vegas the night we all arrived, drug her various mismatched duffel bags out of the back of her truck into the suite [True story.], and began to deal with the onslaught of questions from all of us about the last five years. [Also, true. … And “onslaught” represents excellent word choice in this instance.]

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Party Like A Proper Porn Star

UKAP Christmas Party 2010

by Maverick

Properly Partying Porn StarFor this year’s Christmas UKAP party, the British weather had decided to bring in lows that made temperatures start to head into the minuses. [True to tradition, something British once again decided to make the same decision over and over again. Even the weather repeats itself. Of course some Spanish dude gave us, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” And Karl Marx elaborated with, “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” … So maybe the Brits just don’t read a lot.] This of course wouldn’t stop female porn stars turning up in very small outfits and some even getting naked (but more of that later). [All in all that’s probably more interesting than discussing long dead philosophers anyway. Good choice.]

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