X360 Sex Awards

[As we head out to yet another convention and Awards Show we thought we’d run a replay of the most recent Awards Show coverage from the members’ side. As a group we have some silly amount cumulative of experience — like 100+ years — and yet we still always really look forward to hanging out with old friends, new friends, and … you know … whatever else “hangs out” at a show stocked full of adult movie stars. Maybe it’s the food. … ]

McKylie & McBeth

by Nobody Special

We’ve all heard this: Art is Pain. Considering most things in modern life move inexorably toward the more and more complicated, the brains behind the wildly successful AVN Awards Show years got together for an as yet unnamed cable television outlet and put together a new event they called simply, The Sex Awards.

Now a whole bunch of people will write a whole bunch of things about “famous porn star this and famous porn star that,” so true to our form at risqué we won’t really bother with any such boring approach. If someone has already said it, why bother trying to say it again, right? Worse, if an excellent writer has already said it, even trying to say it again seems intentionally foolish, and we always try to limit ourselves to being accidentally foolish at risqué. So we’ve decided to sum up the vast majority of the attendee quotes to one little line courtesy of the Bard:

If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly.

— Shakespeare, “Macbeth” Continue Reading Risque →

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Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Appearance

Technique:Editorial

The Four Scoring

The Feeling of “The Four”

by Simple Simon

[Editor’s Note: You always worry when an article actually starts with an editor’s note, right? Well, visitors here on the free area of Risqué Business may not be aware of the long, varied — and on occasion absolutely bizarre — relationship we have had with Michael Ninn for a time going on two decades now. Consequently, they may not understand the esteem in which we all hold him, and thus may attach feelings of ill will to blatant sarcasm when cast in his direction. We can assure you that to a person we admire the genius of Michael Ninn, a standard honestly quite easily adhered to by our habit of firing anyone that disagrees with this assessment. We live by a simple tenet in this case: While we can make fun of our friend, we do not always take kindly to criticism coming from outside the family. (On occasion we might even get peeved. … On the other hand, mostly we ignore everything outside the family, so you’re probably safe after all.) At any rate, please take the following “synopsis” in the good spirit in which we intended it. The editor will be stopping now, as parenthetical phrases within an editor’s note just seem way out of line.] Continue Reading Risque →